Imagine taking Xenoblade seriously.

Imagine taking Xenoblade seriously.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not canon

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never understood the problem with that image. Are zoomers so low in testosterone that the fantasy of a harem seems repulsive to them?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always make it into some weird polycule thing, harems are completely alien to them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're cucks like their hero penguinz0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harems are moronic, the concept exists in human capacity as a survival instinct and harem babies are all mental and not raised right, obviously. Haremshit is just some gay poorly written fantasy unless you have an actual literal conan the barbarian warlord but even then it doesn't make it interesting or positive, so thus you have this generic anime harem cheap shit where everyone is less interesting and believable because of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >harem is shit because human instinct and I can't take the characters seriously!
        shut your corny ass up homie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >harem is shit because human instinct and I can't take the characters seriously!
          Yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Conan never had an active harem because the author knew that two wives of the same man can never truly be happy with each other. The converse is true too.
        It's only deluded cucks of both sexes who are okay with such an arrangement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are two images there moron. Put that generational warfare wiener out of your mouth and explain clearly what the frick are you talking about.

      They always make it into some weird polycule thing, harems are completely alien to them

      Polyshitters have always been a problem for a while for tagging polyshit as harem but this doesn't happen as far as I'm informed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but this doesn't happen *to video games as far as I'm informed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turns out zoomers were the anti-cucks all along
      what a twist!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it seems.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fricked his swords four times

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Con: It's hard to frick a sword
        >Pro: It's not impossible to frick sword
        I hope Towergay got a chuckle out of it at least

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The very idea of a romantic relationship sickens me to my stomach.

      >zomg I need heckin emotions and feelings
      >CAVEMAN GRUG NEED SEX

      Like geez, the time and effort spent on that garbage could be spent improving yourself, in particular removing your fleshly weakness and embracing the glory of steel. Squishy fleshinoids will never know this feeling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They somehow say harem is cuck shit, which is hilarious since theyre the generation that slurps up NTR and cuck shit in droves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you gotta be either gay or low test to take issue with that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take it as seriously as i take any other vidya. If something can't be taken as seriously fun it ain't good entertainment, it's a sermon.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is unrealistic because a manlet would never be able to bone even one b***h, let alone three. Not to mention he doesn’t run off with the milk like a sigma chad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rex isn’t a manlet albeit

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played xenoblade, is that image real? As I remember, they posted it before the last game had come out, but now that time has passed, why do they still post it in such low resolution?
    is it real or not?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the picture is real, the raw image isn't even that high quality because it's a pretty shit rushjob edit/paint over the xb2 models, like everyone but Poppi and Tora are wearing odd outfits they've never been seen in before or after

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so funny to me that they went in and basically re-designed everyone but, to my understanding, the models themselves don't exist on the game files?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they never were. It's basically a doctored screenshot, that's why they all look weird. The only direct models are Dromarch, Poppi, Tora and Gramps, the rest are painted over to various extents, that Rex is entirely made up the girls might be based on their hostpsrings models

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bottom one made sense given the circumstances the Mastermind put them through. It was funny and memorable in an already fantastic game.

    The top is Xenoblade cringe.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top makes sense from the female and male biology aspect.
    Bottom is moronic altogether, especially since all the kids are boys.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy it
    and I also enjoy how much it makes you seethe

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know Pyra, Mythra, and Nia cry themselves to sleep as Rex nails one of them in the other room.

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