Imagine these things in other games like DOOM or Persona.

Imagine these things in other games like DOOM or Persona.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What a beautiful day to kill some demons =)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      take. my. gold.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doomslayer would use it like a fleshlight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wowie zowie that's a lot of cream!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >or Persona
    Literally the cat

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rip and Tear my dude!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these guys. You're all so lame.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of you are seriously ok with this fruity sounding flower?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no i hate the reddit flower

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adults are le bad

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game becomes much funnier if you switch them to something like german or russian

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whoa! that Archvile is, uh, vile!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I do that?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    second worst part about the game

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal "this is how you're supposed to react!" flowers
    nobody can say these are a good addition without lying to themselves.
    with how the rest of the game plays (https://vxtwitter.com/yoshimongo66/status/1713224635532349636?s=46) its all designed to farm maximum "lol wft!!! :laughEmote:" moment videos on infinite scroll sites like tik tok, instagram, or twitter. making the game self advertising.
    we are in the era of virally marketed nintendo games and if you support modern nintendo you encourage the worsening quality of vidya.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things sound like stream chat comments.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spontaneously inane?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in Persona
    they already have it it's called morgana

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be funny to run into one as a joke encounter in SMT

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine them in Dark Souls

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine that flower saying the N word

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even the dialogue (which is awful at first but gets less Marvel after the first world), it's the fact that the delivery is always so singsong and vapid.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like they ruin a bunch of neat moments, that said if they wanted to add these, they could've gotten some cutesy girl voice to do it or more a fantasy voice to match flowers or give them a type of lisp like bombombs have or something other than just annoying whitty man.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"One enemy! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
    >"You're awesome, Sensei! Go go go!"
    >"Yikes! This one's tough!"
    >"Victory!!"

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this in a souls game.
    Now imagine this saying "try finger but hole"

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