Imagine thinking TotK is better than the greatest game of all time

Imagine thinking TotK is better than the greatest game of all time

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated I guess?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *majora's mask rapes your path*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related for the most overrated piece of media of all time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not BotW/TotK or TLoU 1 or 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *majora's mask rapes your path*

      Why did you post the prototype for the greatest game of all time though?

      Maybe we can all at least agree that Old Zelda > New Zelda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I enjoyed all Zelda games to varying degrees.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, so long as new zelda = everything after twilight princess + wind wanker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pointless to even compare them. They have as much in common with Zelda as the CD-i games do. If they had a different title and didn't use Zelda's races, nobody would ever even think to compare them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Link Between World was better.

      Overrated, to say the least.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you post the prototype for the greatest game of all time though?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LTTP is such a fucking ugly game

    It's not like SNES games are ugly by default but LTTP is just unpleasant to look at

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never played ALLTP as a kid because I thought Link having pink hair was stupid and he didn't look cool like OoT/MM Link, true story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had the opposite reaction, I was always upset the art work showed him as a blonde dude when the pink hair was cool

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Majora's Mask
    2. Ocarina of Time
    3. Link's Awakening
    4. Link to the Past
    5. Twilight Princess
    6. Minish Cap
    7. Oracle of Seasons
    8. Skyward Sword
    9. Zelda 2
    10. Legend of Zelda
    11. Breath of the Wild
    12. Tears of the Kingdom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh i forgot wind waker. slot that one in between SS and Zelda 2.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE GET RID OF THE GREEN TUNIC
    >DUDE GET RID OF DUNGEONS
    >DUDE GET RID OF THE MYRIAD OF GOOD MUSIC AND TOUCH TWO PIANO KEYS AND STRUM A THEREMIN INSTEAD
    >DUDE REPLACE ALL INTERESTING AND QUIRKY CHARACTERS WITH FURRY SEX BAIT
    >DUDE JUST GET RID OF STAPLE ITEMS LIKE THE HOOKSHOT
    >DUDE GET RID OF THE MAGIC METER

    I can keep going. New Zelda isn’t Zelda, it’s Ubisoft shite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should unironically get rid of Link and just let you make your own character if they're so obsessed with player freedom, if you're gonna completely destroy the franchise just commit to it 100%.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They probably will over the next few games. He'll talk and they'll add basebuildign like all the other open worlds and nobody will bat an eye and will continue to worship it.
        TotK felt like they're building up to reusing the map for a 3rd time too with all the construction stuff littered around everywhere. They'll probably just remove the underground and sky islands and start adding more towns in the next game releasing in 2030 for $80.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LETS DESTROY THE TIMELINE

      Was what did it for me FUCK the Zonai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of these are inexcusable. especially the no themed dungeons and no music fucking irritates me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We'll never see something like Majora's Mask again because they don't have to try anymore. Majora's Mask was made in 18 or so months, so they were forced to be creative to compensate for the limitations they had. Contrast TotK, which also reuses a lot of assets but had no limitations whatsoever. Every shortcoming in that game was intentional. The lack of creativity is just a lack of creativity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE JUST GET RID OF THE TRIFORCE
      >DUDE JUST GET RID OF TALKING TRAVELING COMPANION
      >DUDE JUST GET RID OF DEMISES CURSE
      >DUDE JUST SAY THE TIMELINE DOESNT MATTER
      >DUDE JUST GET RID OF PIECES OF HEART AND HAVE 150 MINI RETARD PUZZLES INSTEAD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely think MM is the peak of the series. It’s the ONLY time we ever get to play as the other races of this world, and actually gives the player a pretty absurd amount to freedom compared to other Pre-BotW Zelda games (you’ll often spend several in-game days just doing side-quests)

        If it were released today, it would be panned for it’s 3-day cycle as time constraint would give modern journos & playtesters panic attacks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE JUST GET RID OF DEMISES CURSE
        good, that was stupid as hell

        >DUDE JUST GET RID OF TALKING TRAVELING COMPANION
        makes the adventure more independent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The music is especially jarring, it was so iconic in the older games and now it's just nothing.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you mean OOT

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone says they give a shit about the retarded Zelda timeline I immediately disregard their opinion, it's obvious they care more for retarded background lore stuff from a fan-fiction tier "official" book instead of the actual content of the games which clearly never gave a shit about timelines apart from the games that are explicitly direct sequels (like MM, DS games, albw, totk, etc)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re so edgy and cool dude WOW you’re definitely not a zoomer gay who watched a few youtube videos instead of playing the games yourself!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you except for the edgy part, the rest of what he said is cool and accurate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SS>Ocarina>Majora>TP
      V
      Wind Waker
      V
      PH
      V
      ST

      Is like half the games and theyre in a clear and concise timeline if you play them. The other games are a bit harder to place but even then there are sequels and shit that have timeline related places.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For more than half the games it’s not background lore stuff though. TP Link being a descendant of OoT Link and Malon isn’t a guess, it’s literally what is canon.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine sniffing so much glue that you think it's acceptable to think like this

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LTTP is peak overrated. Original LoZ is better, Link’s Awakening is better and the Oracle games are better, and that’s just the 2D games.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking a Zelda game is the greatest game of all time.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Link autistically stare at Zelda in the final cutscene instead of smiling like all the other Links did is wild

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ocarina already beat lttp to a pulp
    adult link world >>>>> dark world except for the music

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, who thinks Tears of the Kingdom was good?

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