In all seriousness. What the frick would have happened if he grabbed his stuff????

In all seriousness.

What the frick would have happened if he grabbed his stuff????

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's just say.. heh... your mushy corpse would be splattered all over the pavement...

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would have saved a lot of time. Gwonam might actually be moronic, thinking that Link regathering supplies in Koridai would be faster.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Gwonam"? Jesus are you moronic? I have NEVER seen somebody misspell something that hard. It's Ganon, you fricking idiot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT is written that you are a Black person

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies? Shills? You want 'em? They're yours my friend..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwonam was actually trying to get Link killed. Oh yeah, Link you totally don't need all your stuff that would make this adventure a lot easier. You have to come now, no time to spare!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's boring in here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH BOY is it smooching time again??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        canon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm being serious when I say that the 1989 LoZ TV show is a literal 10/10. Its 13 episodes are superior to that of any Tv show of the time, thundercats, He-man etc.

          It was so fricking good.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            me too. link and Zelda are partners. even in bed. that's why there are always little links running around

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm being serious when I say that the 1989 LoZ TV show is a literal 10/10. Its 13 episodes are superior to that of any Tv show of the time, thundercats, He-man etc.

              It was so fricking good.

              Is there a way to download it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                10,000 years of fricking

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BASED

                Could you give any more details, you fricking moron? I'm not gonna refresh v for 48 hours like a dipshit looking for your thread

                Friday night I'll do it.
                Also, it's hilarious how the only way to hide from cuck posters on Ganker is to hide in a Zelda CDI thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's cute links girlfriend had diary's in his old house in the outskirts of hateno village

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME Princess. It's 9 AM and we haven't fricked yet.

              [...]
              Is there a way to download it?

              Uh this weekend I'll steam it for you guys.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                she didn't need to hit him that hard. he's out on his ass trying save the kingdom

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                could you imagine if he just cold wienered her? like really mollywhopped her shit? just force fed her a heaping helping of knuckle sandwich?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I the the game would end if he back hand her with his heroic strength

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair Link tried to rape her not once but twice, and the second time was in front of her father who encouraged it. I'm not saying it wasn't okay, I'm JUST SAYING that it did happen.

                Zelda wanted it though.

                btw Zelda isn't a princess anymore since the collapse after breath of the wild

                She is. She's still controlling the government.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could you give any more details, you fricking moron? I'm not gonna refresh v for 48 hours like a dipshit looking for your thread

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been using this site for a while and it hasn't given my PC AIDS yet
                https://www.wcofun.org/anime/the-legend-of-zelda

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not the 9/11 ending
      Smfh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not done sort of weird comedian

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TotK is just the cartoon
      Shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no denying it's just a playable cartoon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no denying it's just a playable cartoon

        that's probably why it's either popular

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats anon you have actually sold me on trying this new Zelda, it has never been my cup of tea but I do love jank physics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Chris the foreshadowing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally can do this in TotK after all these years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also used in Oot and MM speedruns

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off princess

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    link and Zelda frick

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    btw Zelda isn't a princess anymore since the collapse after breath of the wild

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I the the game would end if he back hand her with his heroic strength

      she'd be dead

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yall missed the cameo with 1989 TV Zelda and Link in Captain N... They fricked for sure. Link became King.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frick this place I'm going to go get fricked screws
    >link doesn't know what that actually means

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    the triumvirate

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like how link is the most innocent person alive, but he kills and murders

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >link kill them~
        sure

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link got that smooch after all boys...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a good boy

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay guys. I've come to a sudden realization. There is one key difference between the GIGA chad Links and the pussy Links.

    The gigachad Links soul motivation is Zelda's pussy
    >LoZ II Link
    >Hero of Legend
    >Skyward Sword Link
    >BOTW Link
    >ST Link

    ?t=24

    I think I'm onto something here... Perhaps they are all descendants of the one and ONLY.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed a Gigachad that got distracted but that's okay, he's an exception to the rule.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I 100% unironically believe that they should bring him back and use him in the same vein as Tingle/Beedle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the moronic animation from wand of gamelon is priceless

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen cdi zelda poops so much that I unironically think the animation is good and charming
        Is this the power of nostalgia

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prove you're an oldgay

          also
          >9 ips
          It's crazy how this thread is complete moron repellant

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought we were the morons

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no troony link posts
              >no BBC ganon porn
              >no KEK shit

              umm, anon?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BBC
                I'm more concerned about the morons in the UK

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34 years old and this is my wife.
    I've actually met Cynthia Preston in real life. God she's beautiful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does she suck your dick every night?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you actually have a real girlfriend or wife?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I've been married for 9 years
        Also, I hope BOTW 3 Zelda/Link dynamic becomes like this. I want some chemistry DAMMIT.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          my condolences

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rauru literally supports Link bottoming Zelda out.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have illegal dragon pussy pics

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was Link's stuff?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      weapons and explosives

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    link fricked off and got trapped in so sort of shitty book in wand of gamelon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda: quit reading shitty books
      >link: no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was trapped in a mirror?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morshu would be killed and Link would have no chance without access to some lamp oil, rope and bombs.
    There was no time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      then he should have enlisted the plumbers of the mushroom kingdom. they don't ask for much pay besides a good screw.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO TIME

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop cracking up at the "I just wonder what Ganon's up to" line even after all these years. Such perfect delivery on such an insanely silly line, fricking perfection.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I kept thinking it while playing TotK.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Ganon's no match for the king!

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The virgin Rauru gets his wife killed and can’t even beat Ganondorf in a 7v1 fight without killing himself. Zelda warns him he is making all the wrong moves and yet he still does them.
    >The chad King Harkinian leaves his kingdom and goes to kill Ganon singlehandedly. Link has complete confidence in his ability to kick ass. He only gets captured due to Duke Onklet’s treachery.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the mod that let's you play as him in wand of gamelon

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