In real life the medieval pope officially banned bows and xbows for being too OP so that war will be more balanced.

In real life the medieval pope officially banned bows and xbows for being too OP so that war will be more balanced.

How would your character deal with the medieval pope officially banning bows and xbows for being too OP so that war will be more balanced?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    continue using them because neither my character, my party, nor the people we're fighting are Catholics

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did not.
    At least it's not another ai thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pope Innocent II did. Popes have always been tyrannical homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, the thread prompt was written by an AI.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen this accusation before.

        My question is - what would be the motivation for someone to automatically start a thread with an AI prompt?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Farming responses for le ebin instagram post with ebin Subway Surf gameplay under it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          "To make the board less interesting for its userbase", is what the glowBlack folk are going with. I think they surely realize this stupid tactic has done less than nothing in combating countersemitism, but they're too obese and lazy to pull the plug. Easier to just wait for something to fail before bothering to get involved.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >countersemitism

            I audibly kek'd. I'm going to steal this term anon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, removing the Semitic Kingdom of Saudi Arabia would create net good.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At that event, the pope actually banned the use of all ranged weapons against christians.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still going to tournaments.
    I'm still protecting my refuge with commoners carrying crossbows.
    I'm still listening to stories about knights committing adultery.
    I'm still rebelling against my dad if he refuses to give me any lands of my own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you vill eat ze fish
      you vill let ze Spanish control all of ze New World
      you vill donate your income to get your uncle out of puragtory

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My character is a Cardinal so I continue to use bows and to teach my children to use bows

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    use them anyways just like everyone else will. he might as well try banning drinking beer

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pope passed a bill that banned a shitload of things, including bows and crossbows, for the shits and giggles.
    Everyone proceeded to promptly ignore this bill, because who the frick is just going to stop using those weapons, and laughed at the notion.
    Nobody ever enforced this fricking bill, and nothing came of it.
    Get your history right, then get a rope and have a nice day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nogames never opens his player's book.
      You lend him too much credit to think he'd read a history book.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How would your character deal with the medieval pope officially banning bows and xbows for being too OP so that war will be more balanced?
    Just refuse to obey him. He's a Pope, not God. Even the Papists ignored Innocent II's ban.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the pope with a crossbow.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > How would your character deal with

    Declare war against the Pope.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fight Christmas
      >Christmas wins

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best I can do is a Geneva Convention equivalent that most governments pretend to follow since my setting just finished fantasy WW1.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do with all the time you save by writing "xbow" instead of "crossbow" anon

    Oh start crap threads, gotcha

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >xbows
      Stopped reading there.

      Xbow is the correctly accepted abbreviation...

      https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/xbow

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accepted by 0 real people you homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Categories: English phrases used by moronic homosexuals (You)

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protestant fir the win!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >xbows
    Stopped reading there.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do accept it.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In real life the medieval pope
    >"The medieval era, often called The Middle Ages began around 476 A.D. following a great loss of power throughout Europe by the Roman Emperor. The Middle Ages span roughly 1,000 years, ending between 1400 and 1450."
    mad how there was only one pope for all those years

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