>In response to the newly ratified Adventurers Guild, monsters have gathered together to form their own union.
>"It just makes sense," Monsters Union Spokeslich Apo'stro'phes said, "We can't just sit idly in our crypts and and allow the world to progress without us. Or maybe we can, but that doesn't matter. If we don't look after our own interests, who will?"
>When asked what kind of structure the Monster Union would take, Apo'stro'phes said they still had not decided whether they would use local chapters, or just throw everyone together into one towering heap and roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus.
>The Adventurers Guild issued a statement congratulating the Monsters Union on succesfully organizing themselves, and a fervent wish they'd take their whole union straight to Hell.
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>that image
trying a little too hard "anon".
Frick off, you newbie tourist.
More like not trying hard enough.
>roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus
Well played, anon.
He was better than a final boss, he was a union monster
>"I think it's great," said Nikolaus Arden, a 23-year old villager, "I go out and monster union nearly every weekend. I even spent the last three days in a goblin cave, covered in go-..."
>In other news, an adventurer was found dead at the bottom of a 50-foot pit trap
>Experts are baffled as to the cause of his death
>"It might have been a heart attack," Heelum Sophtlee, Chief Medic said, "Or perhaps an extreme asthmatic episode. I'm really not sure, this is the first time I've ever heard of someone dying in a pit trap."
>A large crowd of friends and mockers are expected to turn up at his funeral next wednesday.
Orconomics eh?
>orxist theory
>This just in, the OP has officially been told to work on his art.
I'm all for monster empowerment.
Work on your art
>>When asked what kind of structure the Monster Union would take, Apo'stro'phes said they still had not decided whether they would use local chapters, or just throw everyone together into one towering heap and roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus.
>they still had not decided whether they would use local chapters, or just throw everyone together into one towering heap and roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus.
Isn't there an entire comic with this vague concept? John Lichman or something?
>be evil overlord
>invest all the gold and gems to get the dungeon up and running
>even FEED my minions
>They go on strike whenever adventurers show up
I tell you, this kingdom is going to the blink dogs.
Gems are insured, unlives aren't.
Move to a right-to-dispel kingdom.
>Apo'stro'phes said they still had not decided whether they would use local chapters, or just throw everyone together into one towering heap and roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus.
good one
>Little does everyone knows that both the Adventurer Guild and the Monster Union are actually working together to bring about the ultimate evil
>the specter
>joining unions or guilds
Enjoying losing your a percentage of hard earned gold and treasures
You're basically paying that to hire someone to negotiate pay raises for you using collective leverage.
If you're getting paid 100 gold a year, and you pay 1gp a year to secure a 2gp a year pay rise, you've benefited. Maybe not as much as if you had negotiated the raise yourself, but the question is whether you would have gotten 2gp without the collected unit behind you.
Of course, if you are in a band of 10 goblins, it means you'd all be getting a similar increase, costing your master 20gp. That makes it much harder to negotiated for larger increases, because it ends up being a multiplicative cost. It also doesn't really put any real dent in your Master's cut, because the gold alotted to goblins is effectively in its own category, so it just means that if everyone is getting similar pay raises it means fewer goblins will receive meritorial bonuses/raises.
In the end though, it winds up benefiting the majority of goblins. Most individual goblins don't have enough clout in any dungeon to demand a raise, but collectively they can force the issue.
One flaw; Goblins and the types of monsters beneath a certain merit level to the overall reputation and output of their horde don't get paid in gold, they get scrip at best or commission on looting.
being an independent goblin contractor is where it's at, kill one overconfident paladin with a pitfall and that holy avenger will set you for life
Killing... with... a pitfall?
I'm not sure I follow.
yeah, you tie a pit's full worth of boulders to the ceiling and make it fall on him. pit fall.
This whole thread reeks of nogames
We are playing the oldest game of all, anon: economics.
the fa/tg/uy still fears him, after all.
Literally who
that’s john wick, you fricking Black person
John Wick? Is he related to Candle Jack or som
>Wick
>Candle
H-he's witty!
One of the best posts I've seen in a while.
>When asked what kind of structure the Monster Union would take, Apo'stro'phes said they still had not decided whether they would use local chapters, or just throw everyone together into one towering heap and roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus.
I am ashamed to admit that I have no idea what this is referencing. Can someone fill me in?
If it is a reference, the closest thing I can think of is Clive Barker's short story ""In the Hills, the Cities"."
Maybe Shin Godzilla.
It's ok anon, I also don't know whatever the specific reference is
>When asked what kind of structure the Monster Union would take, Apo'stro'phes said they still had not decided whether they would use local chapters, or just throw everyone together into one towering heap and roam the land in the form of a horrifying colossus.
Heh.
>ywn be a commoner taken by a group of monster girls into their lair and forced to breed them
I hate this gay techno-industrial dystopian world so much it's unreal
Work on your art.