They give the same pathetic energy of a soiboi cucklord
>If this game fails, I'm going to kill myself
A fricking teacher in computer science class showed us this homosexual's video about making Fez and all of us laughed at him.
This was back in highschool.
yeah but nothing makes you want to hit him more than the expression in that op post
https://i.imgur.com/676eTf5.jpg
In retrospect he was right.
look at this dude
i've never heard his voice before but it has to be just the most nasally thing you've ever heard
like i bet he sounds like a def jam comedian's impression of a white guy
Right about what exactly? The only thing I think anyone remembers about him is that he made a crappy 2D platformer, told everyone to suck his dick when they didn't like it, and then ragequit the vidya scene
i think is even sadder his simp that took the mic and started saying bullshit after bullshit out of fear of the team having bad press. Of course it didn't worked.
If he just said it offhand in a video or on Twitter, that's one thing where he's wrong and proven more wrong over and over as time passes, but a dude from Japan bothered to show up to your panel and ask a genuine question in English and your immediate response is "you people need to get with the times your games suck" while looking him in the eyes? What a c**t.
the people who are now loathing of the entire western AAA model after the avengers game bombed and sold off all their western IPs, most of which they weren't using anyways, yes
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They sold off all of their western IP's because they went all in on NFT's.
5 months ago
Anonymous
that doesn't make sense even in a shitposty kinda way
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's what happened though
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Anonymous
Are you implying I'm lying? Square Enix are famous for their down-syndrome-level economics.
They explicitly said they sold off Eidos Montreal & Crystal Dynamics along with their IPs to invest the money from the sale into NFTs. They wanted to strike before the bubble burst (they didn't) so they sold them off for a measly $300M when Tomb Raider as an IP alone is worth that or more.
Fake news
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you implying I'm lying? Square Enix are famous for their down-syndrome-level economics.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It amazing how much money SE wastes.
Proprietary engines that end up getting used for only 1 or 2 games. Ethics departments that finds ways to reduce sales, Platform exclusivity bs, 10 year development cycles.
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They explicitly said they sold off Eidos Montreal & Crystal Dynamics along with their IPs to invest the money from the sale into NFTs. They wanted to strike before the bubble burst (they didn't) so they sold them off for a measly $300M when Tomb Raider as an IP alone is worth that or more.
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that doesn't make sense even in a shitposty kinda way
Are you implying I'm lying? Square Enix are famous for their down-syndrome-level economics.
Funny enough, they sold these companies to Embracer, a corporation that's ran even worse than SE
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Yup. Bought up companies by the dozen on the back of a deal that hadn't closed yet, and whattya know the deal fell through and they're gutting every single studio they bought in a panic. They had actively greenlit a new Timesplitters and months later shut down the studio behind it, they're trying to offload Gearbox onto someone, and they're trying to leverage Tomb Raider stuff with Amazon IIRC.
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If companies can use unrealized gains as leverage for financial deals, then that shit needs to be taxed.
I'm so tired of this crap.
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>even worse than SE
They're releasing a trilogy remaster of the original 3 Tomb Raiders for modern PC's and consoles, so they are automatically doing a better job with their IP's than SE was.
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She doesn't keep saying that. The things she says are as brutal as she acts.
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How young are you? This was huge news on Ganker when it happened.
there was a huge resentment at their leaders after hiroshima, and this weird idda that they have to be like the west in order to survive. Inafune was part of that post war generation, and refusing to change and see that they were fine in their happy island resurrecting fighting games.
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Post-World War II and post-Economic Miracle frustrations have a huge impact on culture there yeah. Though a lot of the sentiment is actually against outside influences, since a lot of Japan's issues stemmed from letting westerners come in under the pretense of economics & trade but with the alternative being a war that Japan would lose.
I'm glad someone finally said it, but I'm disappointed it had to be the most pretentious, self-aggrandizing hipster douche on the planet. The Japanese are the ultimate self-fellaters of their own shit on the planet, and weebs enable this atrocious behavior. I'm sure if weebs existed 80 years ago, we'd have had to of used 4 nukes just because Japanese military felt uplifted by international support from said "community".
>Western devs get ahead for like 4 or 5 years in terms of critical and commercial successes during 7th gen >Suddenly a bunch of suits (and Inafune) are doomposting and trying to do whatever they can to appeal to the western sensibilities (aka CoD & Gears) >Meanwhile dickheads with a chip on their shoulder instantly pile on and go YEAH FRICK JAPAN THEY WERE NEVER GOOD WE WON >8th gen has Japan bounce right back with major successes across the board and both of those groups backpedaled
Anybody have that G4 Baten Kaitos review that boils down to "Wow another sex pervert JRPG, here's a minute-long skit about how the word Sake sounds funny"?
Not trying to say the west didn't put out excellent games in the 90s and early 00s, especially including PC in the mix (though PC was a much more secluded ecosystem at that time), but the gulf became much larger in 7th gen, especially in terms of revenues.
You know now that I think about it, Japan probably fell behind during that generation because of Sony. They didn't really care about the Xbox and the Wii was still an SD console. The PS3 being so difficult to develop for made it take much longer for them to learn HD game development than it probably would have otherwise.
Although I think the PS2's Emotion engine or whatever it was called was also reportedly difficult to work with as well so I don't know.
That's quite possible. The Wii's third party library was oddly niche despite its insane success, likely due to it being low-fidelity and allowing both tons of shovelware and experimental budget titles to flood it, and as you said there was near-zero support for 360 in Japan that MS didn't directly fund (Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey). 360 was the better machine overall and that's where people played CoD, Halo & Gears at their hottest. I think sometimes about how Japan put out some Gears clones and other TPS titles to appeal to the west (Lost Planet, Quantum Theory, Vanquish, etc.) at the time but almost no FPS games to go after CoD & Halo fans because the was no experience in that genre; I recall a Wiiware FPS from Hudson that went for the Halo vibe kinda but that was all.
You know now that I think about it, Japan probably fell behind during that generation because of Sony. They didn't really care about the Xbox and the Wii was still an SD console. The PS3 being so difficult to develop for made it take much longer for them to learn HD game development than it probably would have otherwise.
Although I think the PS2's Emotion engine or whatever it was called was also reportedly difficult to work with as well so I don't know.
Most of the dudes on that panel can go frick themselves. That was a real dickish thing to do to the Japanese dude. The dude with the shaved head and blatantly obvious receding hairline did have some valid points about there being too much hand holding and restrictions in modern Japanese games but he was basically the only one to give any actual constructive criticism.
>being too much hand holding and restrictions in modern Japanese games
I mean so do western games.
Its almost like modern games are made for morons and require handholding or the absolute morons wont get the most basic shit
this.
idk what the dude was expecting after saying such moronic shit on the internet alongside the "Japanese Games suck" phrase.
frick around and find out.
Right about what exactly? The only thing I think anyone remembers about him is that he made a crappy 2D platformer, told everyone to suck his dick when they didn't like it, and then ragequit the vidya scene
>The only thing I think anyone remembers about him is that he made a crappy 2D platformer
He barely even made it. The other guy working on it did most of the programming, Phil was the face of Fez but he did a third of the work at most.
He ripped off a mechanic from Super Paper Mario and passed it off as a new idea. He had a tard rage on Twitter that was more entertaining than his game and that's all he'll be remembered for.
A reminder that before Fez (for which he did less than half the work) Phillip Poisson (yes that's his actual real name) only worked on genuine licensed shovelware.
Wasn't this dude the one to have a meltdown after being bullied on twitter and then shortly announced he would be cancelling a game he was developing because of it?
The only people that get posted on this board which I recognize are Todd Howard, Kojima and Miyazaki. Why are all of you so knowledgeable about these random nobodies but when you're talking about video games it sounds like you've never played them?
this dude is a post 2016 twitter adict who got transported back in time. His behavior back in the day was bizarre for its time but if he pulled this shit today Fez 2 would be in perpetual developement like yandere simulator as he milks patreon for thousands and gets propped up by the media as an unfairly hated dev
Is it weird that I thought Phil Fish was Neil Druckmann?
They give the same pathetic energy of a soiboi cucklord
>If this game fails, I'm going to kill myself
A fricking teacher in computer science class showed us this homosexual's video about making Fez and all of us laughed at him.
This was back in highschool.
ladies and gentleman...
the world's most punchable face
He was even more punchable when he was wearing red and blue 3D glasses
yeah but nothing makes you want to hit him more than the expression in that op post
look at this dude
i've never heard his voice before but it has to be just the most nasally thing you've ever heard
like i bet he sounds like a def jam comedian's impression of a white guy
About what exactly?
Answer the fricking question, shitposter.
Here comes the choo-choo train.
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i think is even sadder his simp that took the mic and started saying bullshit after bullshit out of fear of the team having bad press. Of course it didn't worked.
If he just said it offhand in a video or on Twitter, that's one thing where he's wrong and proven more wrong over and over as time passes, but a dude from Japan bothered to show up to your panel and ask a genuine question in English and your immediate response is "you people need to get with the times your games suck" while looking him in the eyes? What a c**t.
What's worse is the guy he was speaking to works at Square Enix.
>works at square enix
The people who completely dropped the ball on every western IP they had control of over the last 10 years?
the people who are now loathing of the entire western AAA model after the avengers game bombed and sold off all their western IPs, most of which they weren't using anyways, yes
They sold off all of their western IP's because they went all in on NFT's.
that doesn't make sense even in a shitposty kinda way
It's what happened though
Fake news
Are you implying I'm lying? Square Enix are famous for their down-syndrome-level economics.
It amazing how much money SE wastes.
Proprietary engines that end up getting used for only 1 or 2 games. Ethics departments that finds ways to reduce sales, Platform exclusivity bs, 10 year development cycles.
They explicitly said they sold off Eidos Montreal & Crystal Dynamics along with their IPs to invest the money from the sale into NFTs. They wanted to strike before the bubble burst (they didn't) so they sold them off for a measly $300M when Tomb Raider as an IP alone is worth that or more.
Funny enough, they sold these companies to Embracer, a corporation that's ran even worse than SE
Yup. Bought up companies by the dozen on the back of a deal that hadn't closed yet, and whattya know the deal fell through and they're gutting every single studio they bought in a panic. They had actively greenlit a new Timesplitters and months later shut down the studio behind it, they're trying to offload Gearbox onto someone, and they're trying to leverage Tomb Raider stuff with Amazon IIRC.
If companies can use unrealized gains as leverage for financial deals, then that shit needs to be taxed.
I'm so tired of this crap.
>even worse than SE
They're releasing a trilogy remaster of the original 3 Tomb Raiders for modern PC's and consoles, so they are automatically doing a better job with their IP's than SE was.
She doesn't keep saying that. The things she says are as brutal as she acts.
How young are you? This was huge news on Ganker when it happened.
What a c**t.
dark times
tbh if you count slop like cawadooty and fifa
then he is kinda right
I like how he said that then made Mighty No. 9
to this day i have no idea what he meant by all of this.
>worship and cater to the west
Japan Dobbo energy coming from him. Glad he's gone.
there was a huge resentment at their leaders after hiroshima, and this weird idda that they have to be like the west in order to survive. Inafune was part of that post war generation, and refusing to change and see that they were fine in their happy island resurrecting fighting games.
Post-World War II and post-Economic Miracle frustrations have a huge impact on culture there yeah. Though a lot of the sentiment is actually against outside influences, since a lot of Japan's issues stemmed from letting westerners come in under the pretense of economics & trade but with the alternative being a war that Japan would lose.
>Here is my official presentation on the matter
>I portray you as the basedjack
I can't believe i once asked myself why Capcom dropped this guy
I'm glad someone finally said it, but I'm disappointed it had to be the most pretentious, self-aggrandizing hipster douche on the planet. The Japanese are the ultimate self-fellaters of their own shit on the planet, and weebs enable this atrocious behavior. I'm sure if weebs existed 80 years ago, we'd have had to of used 4 nukes just because Japanese military felt uplifted by international support from said "community".
>Western devs get ahead for like 4 or 5 years in terms of critical and commercial successes during 7th gen
>Suddenly a bunch of suits (and Inafune) are doomposting and trying to do whatever they can to appeal to the western sensibilities (aka CoD & Gears)
>Meanwhile dickheads with a chip on their shoulder instantly pile on and go YEAH FRICK JAPAN THEY WERE NEVER GOOD WE WON
>8th gen has Japan bounce right back with major successes across the board and both of those groups backpedaled
Anybody have that G4 Baten Kaitos review that boils down to "Wow another sex pervert JRPG, here's a minute-long skit about how the word Sake sounds funny"?
>suddenly get ahead
>suddenly
Not trying to say the west didn't put out excellent games in the 90s and early 00s, especially including PC in the mix (though PC was a much more secluded ecosystem at that time), but the gulf became much larger in 7th gen, especially in terms of revenues.
That's quite possible. The Wii's third party library was oddly niche despite its insane success, likely due to it being low-fidelity and allowing both tons of shovelware and experimental budget titles to flood it, and as you said there was near-zero support for 360 in Japan that MS didn't directly fund (Blue Dragon, Lost Odyssey). 360 was the better machine overall and that's where people played CoD, Halo & Gears at their hottest. I think sometimes about how Japan put out some Gears clones and other TPS titles to appeal to the west (Lost Planet, Quantum Theory, Vanquish, etc.) at the time but almost no FPS games to go after CoD & Halo fans because the was no experience in that genre; I recall a Wiiware FPS from Hudson that went for the Halo vibe kinda but that was all.
Apparently the Japanese avoid FPS because they're more prone to motion sickness but that may be a meme.
>but the gulf became much larger in 7th gen, especially in terms of revenues.
I didn't notice, I was too busy being drowned in a sea of COD and Gears of War adverts and dude-bro 1337 speak.
>90s
western games have been in the dumpster for the last 10 years
You know now that I think about it, Japan probably fell behind during that generation because of Sony. They didn't really care about the Xbox and the Wii was still an SD console. The PS3 being so difficult to develop for made it take much longer for them to learn HD game development than it probably would have otherwise.
Although I think the PS2's Emotion engine or whatever it was called was also reportedly difficult to work with as well so I don't know.
>8th gen has Japan bounce right back with major successes across the board and both of those groups backpedaled
????
The biggest games of 8th gen were Witcher 3, Red Dead 2, GTA 5, and PUBG, what the frick are you talking about?
>bitcher 3
company went to shit afterwards
>GTA5
live service game for whales
>PUBG
broken shit for chinese hackers
People stopped caring about PUBG after Fortnite dropped.
Most of the dudes on that panel can go frick themselves. That was a real dickish thing to do to the Japanese dude. The dude with the shaved head and blatantly obvious receding hairline did have some valid points about there being too much hand holding and restrictions in modern Japanese games but he was basically the only one to give any actual constructive criticism.
i'm pretty sure they were just talking about skyward sword
>being too much hand holding and restrictions in modern Japanese games
I mean so do western games.
Its almost like modern games are made for morons and require handholding or the absolute morons wont get the most basic shit
It's funny to hear JBlow's opinion right after Phil's. Can't say I disagree.
This didn't age well at all. Western games shove more boxes than ever in your face explaining what to do.
I don't care if he was a dick. At least he wasn't a gay.
Phil is what a basedjak is in body and soul, and his defenders lap it up.
no tact.
>people make fun of him
>he cancels Fez 2 allegedly
>he quits internet
He was right about approximately nothing.
He tried to sell Fez 2 for like a couple million but nobody bought it. Then he was a DJ for a short minute and that was it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mWb5fsNVqLY
this.
idk what the dude was expecting after saying such moronic shit on the internet alongside the "Japanese Games suck" phrase.
frick around and find out.
>he quits internet
>He was right about approximately nothing.
He may have been right but his smugness was more off putting than any truth spoken
still remember when a friend that doesn't play games told me to watch a documentary about this gay. He was visibly annoyed i didn't wanted to
Right about what exactly? The only thing I think anyone remembers about him is that he made a crappy 2D platformer, told everyone to suck his dick when they didn't like it, and then ragequit the vidya scene
He was right about nothing.
>The only thing I think anyone remembers about him is that he made a crappy 2D platformer
He barely even made it. The other guy working on it did most of the programming, Phil was the face of Fez but he did a third of the work at most.
No you weren't
He ripped off a mechanic from Super Paper Mario and passed it off as a new idea. He had a tard rage on Twitter that was more entertaining than his game and that's all he'll be remembered for.
A reminder that before Fez (for which he did less than half the work) Phillip Poisson (yes that's his actual real name) only worked on genuine licensed shovelware.
dude the open season PS2 game was really fun shovelware or not
I dunno who this Games Workshop looking motherfricker but I'm willing to bet that he was in fact not right
Imagine not knowing who that is. Go to bed, kid.
I'm a free-thinking badass who ignores context clues at all times
sure thing jr
Your rights becom wrong when you rage quit the industry because of social media. Not that he was every right in the first place.
Wasn't this dude the one to have a meltdown after being bullied on twitter and then shortly announced he would be cancelling a game he was developing because of it?
The only people that get posted on this board which I recognize are Todd Howard, Kojima and Miyazaki. Why are all of you so knowledgeable about these random nobodies but when you're talking about video games it sounds like you've never played them?
I hope he dies of liver failure
Jap devs took that personally, and ascended to elder-god tier with their games (even though they were already superior)
The roles have reversed now. Westoid games are unplayable dogshit, while Japanese games are pretty fricking good
Funny how you Guys always need Heros. OHH look i my fav Celeb Streamer has same Opinion as me, doesnt make you worth more than others
He did more than any of you ever did.
hi phil
Probably but I'm a NEET so that's not a very high bar to clear
That's still a lot, you can make something right now and be better than him.
this dude is a post 2016 twitter adict who got transported back in time. His behavior back in the day was bizarre for its time but if he pulled this shit today Fez 2 would be in perpetual developement like yandere simulator as he milks patreon for thousands and gets propped up by the media as an unfairly hated dev
In hindsight, he was a homosexual, just like OP. Nope, not giving anyone a (You) here, suck my wiener.