In retrospective, this plant was broken as frick. what were they thinking?

In retrospective, this plant was broken as frick.
what were they thinking?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not puff-shroom

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Puff shroom just makes the game boring when you realize it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Puff shroom just makes the game boring when you realize it

      are you joking? how is puff shroom broken?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can take down a basic and two of them can take down a conehead pretty reliably. All for 0 sun and a fast recharge.
        You can literally play all Night levels in this game with zero sun sources and just mindlessly spam fume-shroom and have no difficulty whatsoever.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's even a good stall measure in daylight levels

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even during day levels they can easily be used as stalling fodder, too.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PvZ on its base state is piss easy until you get to the furthest points of Survival Endless: and after that it becomes boring because there's only 5-6 plants that actually work.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, it's been a gazillion years. What does it do again?

    Also, is there a definitive version of PvZ if I wanted to play it again?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon, it's been a gazillion years. What does it do again?
      Shoots stars in five directions that deal the same damage as a pea. Up, 45°, 135°, directly below and behind it. Costs 125 sun.
      >Also, is there a definitive version of PvZ if I wanted to play it again?
      Game of the Year

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game of the Year Edition
        Nah, OG version is superior

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon, it's been a gazillion years
      you have to go back

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spam reliant Plant. Good
    Kys homosexual guy mask.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Shy Guy Mask in the room with us right now?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a single player casual game, they're not autists that minmax everything and try to make everything perfectly "balanced".

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play ECLISE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      PvZ2 is genuinely one of the worst games ever made and one of the biggest insults to the original game and i will never understand why you kids try to convince people its not complete and utter garbage.
      Its a mobile game. The graphics are garbage, the plants are garbage, the enemies are garbage, the entire fricking game is one miserable experience made to milk moronic children out of their money 10+ years ago.
      If i ever had access to a time machine i would go back in time to shoot the moron who came up with this so it never happens.
      You have no idea of my unending hatred for this filth and everything it represents.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        True.
        ECLISE tries to fix it but it still has that mobile game stench.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come on anon, I hate PvZ2 as much as the next person, but the game didn't use to be what it is now. At launch (and up until the future world I think), the game was a proper sequel to the original PvZ. Yeah sure, there were SOME (emphasis on the fact that there weren't that many) broken premium plants, some of which were free to unlock cuh as the plant power plant when you logged on with your Facebook account. Gradually, though, the game began to undergo a series of staff change and that showed everywhere: new worlds began to have fewer and fewer plants, new premium plants became busted and outright made some base-game plants irrelevant. Now you end up where we are now, the game has a never ending amount of premium plants, irrelevant PvP and a Grundy as frick plant levelling mechanic that breaks the game.
        All in all, PvZ2 has had these different "eras" where the game got "progressively-worse-but-not-awful". The game is real shit now, but it wasn't always like this and people who say it's good probably haven't played in some time and don't realize what it's become

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >regular newspaper zombie is a weak zombie that gains extra speed after you deplete some health
    >modded newspaper zombie is universally an unstoppable beast
    Why that one, specifically?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Plants Vs Zombies 2 never officially coming to Steam
    I'm still mad they made it a phone game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to play the vs. mode with my dad and he always kicked my ass with these things

      It sucked anyway I think

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet I can't hate popcap selling out when they did. The amount of money they got for pvz and peggle is a once in century kind of deal.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like pokemon

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer games that arent overly balanced
    its soulful

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good Plants vs Zombies clones?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      minecraft vs zombies 2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I.RULE

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the dev died

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what do you mean? i just checked his socials and he seems to be fine

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought starfruit was shit until I did that challenge level where you have to build a star out of starfruit. Holy frick, it annihilates absolutely everything.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game introduces new DLC [playable thing]
    >[playable thing] is SSSS++ and invalidates any other strategy avaible

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    :O

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slow zombie which instantly mows plants instantly upon touching them (except for walls, which it shreds quickly)
      >when it dies, the mower is released and only stops upon coming into contact with a spikeweed, getting blocked by a wall, being shot by a cactus (which shrinks down to its height) or mowing down a single plant instantly upon contact
      >released mower can activate that lane's actual mower, but it passing the end can't lose you the game
      I'd like it.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like PvZ2

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just a small thing, but it's not "in retrospective" it's "in retrospect". a retrospective is more like an analysis as in you would go in depth exploring how something changed over time, whereas the phrase "in retrospect" is usually attached to a single sentence or opinion

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    we get it anon you watched a youtube video

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're still updating PvZ 2
    With fricking what?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only broken if you spam it

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