>Invades your world with OP gear and 1 taps you

>Invades your world with OP gear and 1 taps you

You suck

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no. there goes a couple minutes of my time
    *respawns and runs through level again*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no. there goes a couple minutes of my time
      I 1 tapped you bro. Get good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok yeah you say that after i fricked ur shit homie and made u frickin redo the level frick boy. ok my ass hole homie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really not that big of a deal

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hoping to make morons mad by twinking
            >Just ends up being a homosexual and makes himself mad
            Sasuga shitter-chan

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wow, you can do that? I'll have to make a character for this in my second playthrough, seems like a ton of fun
    imagine what games would be like if people still thought like this and weren't such absurd pussies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      following a build guide? playing a game on easy mode?
      sounds like the opposite of what is fun or what the industry needs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did you arrive at the conclusion that either of these things are what I described?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "I'll have to make a character for this" as in "for this build (that the invader used)". Unless you meant "you can do that?" as in "you can invade people in this game?" but even then making a character explicitly for PvP is another form of easy mode

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I meant the latter. I was just writing down my reaction the first time I played this
            >oh shit you can grief people with good gear in low level invasions? this'll be fun

            >but even then making a character explicitly for PvP is another form of easy mode
            not really it's just griefing. Obviously griefing is inherently easy because you're literally onesidedly shitting on scrubs. Doesn't mean you're somehow playing on easy mode, you got the exact same tools and stipulations as everyone else. Additionally actually getting there is kind of a fun challenge. In DS1 atleast you had to figure out how to kill 4kings and shit at low soul levels to be able to do it which is arguably harder than just playing the game normally

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant you roll? i've never lost because i'm a gladiator in wow. most people who play that game are drunk and stupid.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loading into my game
    >disconnect
    >you have to load out
    Pfft... You were defeated before you even begun. Dumb shitter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you I plugged

      b***h move

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the coping cries of a little b***h that was outfricking played to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fricking dont even know how to duel. I can backstab parry bait you before you even have time to hard swap gear backstab punish me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you will be unable to find invasion in a game you helped kill.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao Idek how to do those things but I know about em. Its insane tho why not just learn it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did learn it. Besides DaS3 hackers humping your leg by not leaving when I'm fighting a boss, people that try-harded in DaS1 Remastered PvP on release were the most boring human trash. They brought everything into backstab fishing, even though they were fricking trash at it. I dicked people with backwards WoG stagger into backstabs, I backstabbed people mid-ninjaflip, I killed an invincible chinaman with a hornetstab off the top rafter of Sen's fortress. I've done so much shit to these homosexuals who think I'm beneath them. I never liked doing any of it. I just wanted to see someone in a cool thematic build like what I was using. I realized people who could play Dark Souls like that no longer exist due to how much people know about the game (read: look up on a wiki or reddit) so I quit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont believe you did all that, but I wish youd come back so I can humble you with my trash build.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanted to grab the webms I recorded but they're on an old PC and the webms are not on b4k but they're

                [...]

                and

                [...]

                if someone can find ' em

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How come you didnt parry the disconnect then? Scrub.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Frickin b***h move bro ur a b***h if u disconnect just cuz u lost just cuz ur bad noob

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you I plugged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loading into my game
      >disconnect
      >you have to load out
      Pfft... You were defeated before you even begun. Dumb shitter.

      I love it when they dc, conceding on the spot will never stop being funny, especially when they try so hard to cope about it being an 'epic win'. In reality it's just someone who has deluded themselves into thinking otherwise to save face. massive pussification on this board over the years for these people to post and think they aren't going to be ridiculed, secondaries doing secondary things I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Das 2 online system put the disconnecting player back as first priority for the same invader if they come back online immediately.
      There were a lot of hidden gems in that game

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I own you guys with my level 20 pyromancer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirates game and plays offline
    heh

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going human
    you didn't beat the game

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will fricking kill you.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for all you noobs out there who have to deal with these OP cancer gays.

    the winning move is, stop moving.
    put your controller down.
    this will give the least amount of satisfaction to these bottom-dwellers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh but I love the giveup

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really play these games online?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its fun? Imagine fricking getting supoer op and look cool and cant show it off to real people in the game? Loser

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP gear
    Dark Souls Remastered has weapon memory bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't twink in Dark Souls Remastered. They changed how humanity in PVP and matchmaking works to the point it is identical to Dark Souls 3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When? And wdym u can twink if u have friends.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't twink in Dark Souls Remastered.
          >dark bead with oolacile catalyst 1 shot at level 4
          >armour upgrade lvl has no matchmaking so u can invade burg with full +5giants or full havels and maxed out humanity and be invincible
          i saw more twinks in dsr than i ever did in ptde
          only difference was they were all the exact same dark magic build instead of crazy shit like the bonewheel shield and xanthous crown
          when remastered came out the first build i made was level 21 havelyn in the undeas parish and even with 0 humanity i was basically unkillable unless there were 2 of them

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a dark spirit h-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this moron doing full force trying to bludgeon a racoon while apparently cutting off his exit route?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Dark Souls
    >Decide to min/max a character for invading specifically at Sen's Fortress
    >Calculate the highest level I can achieve and still consistently invade new players, while also being able to equip the Dark Silver Tracer, cast Chameleon, and nine out of ten times one-hit KO backstab
    >Finally finish the build
    >Spend a few weeks griefing, hiding as a pot and following players through the level, killing them at pivotal moments or just watching them die to the level itself
    >mfw I ended up enjoying guiding them through the level, warning them about traps and ambushes and then leaving so they could light the bonfire and continue their playthrough moreso than killing them

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    joke's on you, I'm hanging out in undead burg with a hornet ring chaos estoc and I'm gonna pivot backstab you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pivot backstab me? Oh please I will punish the crap out of you son

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a lot of fun rushing to the jar cannon cave in Elden Ring on a very low level character and just spending hours shooting people in the grafted dudes castle during invasions.

    Then I'd spend all the runes earned on more ammo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jar cannon invasions were the absolute best. I did that at SL100+ in haligtree. Peak fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, i do the same except that i just annoy the living shit out of players with phantoms, i don't really care about winning

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat a invader down so completely in a 1v1 that he runs out of Estus at 10% health
    >Get sloppy and overextend, running out of stamina and having to back off unable to roll
    >He catches me stuck on some geometry and kills me before I could even use one estus myself
    >Points down at my corpse as if the epic ass whooping he just received didn't just happen, reversed by me getting wienery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pointing down pisses me off.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    multiplayer in these games has completely lost it's novelty. summoning trivializes 90% of the game while PvP is full of metagay tryhards. i played elden ring completely offline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds boring tho, dont you wanna invade a real person and see how good you are and see your cool character fight a real fight?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, since everyone just looks up the most OP builds. not to mention shit connections to other players. these just shouldn't have multiplayer anymore.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not to mention shit connections to other players.
          Most fighting games are like this, its a p2p connection, once u learn the gap its fairly easy to play and ur mind eventually blocks it out.

          For reference the average lag in elden ring between 2 players is about 1 second, so if u watch ur character and imagine him 1 second behind every move u do, u can easily track ur movements and time everything correctly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't play fighting games

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay well dark souls is a fighting game so what now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dark souls is a fighting game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such real battles such as "naked guy who barely knows how to play" or "skittish overencumbered guy with a giant broadsword" or "severely underleveled guy who uses nothing but items" or "throws himself off the cliff as soon as you arrive"

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unsheathes black knight sword and chain stab you
    Pshhh.....Nothing personnel....Invader

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