>Invited to Monster Hunter themed 5E campaign

>Invited to Monster Hunter themed 5E campaign
>Premise is that essentially some sick frick out there is creating hostile monster human hybrids
>Party is a squad of green trainees that get roped into the whole conflict by chance
>Monstergirl jokes are made despite the monster hybrids being utter nightmare fuel
>Through strategic use of magic and improvised explosives stop a small horde of abominations from wiping out a village
>Get officially inducted into the guild as full members
>Squad 621
>Feels good man
>Start encountering less and less horrific hybrids, some are even capable of rudimentary human communication
>Still hostile to human life though, we're ordered to capture some alive
>We basically have a small zoo of monster/human hybrids several sessions later
>As we rise in level and status the locals start calling us the Elite 621
>We're the E621
>Realization hits while lying in bed after session
>Sit straight up in bed, go to PC, start typing out this post

Anons, is there ANY possible chance that this is just a coincidence?

Has this motherfricker been trolling the group this entire time?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like he's setting up for a reveal where the higher ups want to use the hybrids and you'll get to destroy all of e621

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might be setting up a twist. What do you know about this GM?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an older dude, mid-50s, married, three kids, has never given any indication that he's into magical realms shit.

      The group practically strong-armed him into running 5E after wanting a break from like 3 straight years of GURPS play.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >magical realms shit
        Maybe he's just being funny. Is there anything about the game that makes it seem like it's specifically made to tittillate, rather than just using furries as a plot element? Yes I know that the website E621 has porn on it, but referencing the name of the website doesn't make the game into porn.

        The description of the overall plot doesn't sound like magical realm to me, but if there were specific moments or details that felt too fetishy or made you uncomfortable, then you can either leave now or hang on for Mr Bone's Wild Ride and post back with updates about freak shit from the game. Depends on if you have something better to do with your time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In recent sessions the descriptions of the hybrids have gone from the session 1 'horrific flesh sloughing abomination' descriptions and more into traditional monster girl territory.

          He HAS described them as attractive -- though it's a bit hard to parse due to the more 'tame' way he describes everything.

          Like the way you'd imagine an older guy describing stuff, he does it from a kind of old-timey POV of tradition and respect.

          The more 'magical realm'-esque comments and content come more from the other players than the DM.

          He's inserted funny references into most of his games -- and frankly if it was intentional I would be surprised he even know that website exists.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GURPS
        100000% furry confirmed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          inb4 OP's GM is David Pulver.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The group practically strong-armed him into running 5E after wanting a break from like 3 straight years of GURPS play.
        Oh my man is straight up going to frick your heads and you deserve it. Don't sleep tonight, anon. ...or any night.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The new Armored Core game calls you e621...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not exactly, Raven's (AC6 protagonist) callsign is C4-621

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read that as
    >Party is a squad of green trannies that get roped into the whole conflict by chance
    It’s too late for me. But you can still save yourselves from this cursed fate. Don’t feed yourself rage-inducing thoughts, even if it feels good to do so.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The group practically strong-armed him into running 5E
    Oh, it's on purpose alright. And you deserve anything you get, you monsters.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is your handler called Walter

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got a job for you, 621.
    This one's a personal request.
    A contact of mine has given us a lead as to where the rhythmic slapping sounds at game night are coming from.
    Get in there, and expose them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My god, Raven, they're...
      This is wrong. I've taken your comms link offline; kill them all before Walter re-establishes the connection.
      Focus, Raven. I'm sorry for making you do this. Just hold your nose and keep shooting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My god, Raven, they're...
      This is wrong. I've taken your comms link offline; kill them all before Walter re-establishes the connection.
      Focus, Raven. I'm sorry for making you do this. Just hold your nose and keep shooting.

      I honestly can't take anything seriously in AC6 when they call me that

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Is 621 some kinda codeword for furshit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      e621 is the furry booru apparently.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Waiting multiple sessions into a campaign to spring a joke like that
        My hat's off to the GM. Godspeed you degenerate frick.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster Hunter
    >use of magic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5e
      >not using magic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5e

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Should have used 4e and reflavored everything

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it could be a joke, if the trend towards more empathetic hybrids is for narrative tension and less clear lines on good and evil then that's probably fine, but you'll always be on edge for the day he drops some sexy snake woman the ground is supposed to protect or something.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be just an attempt at referential humor. That or he's subtly mocking the group for wanting to play 5e.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, he got you good, he did. Your digits confirm.

    Incidentally, there were several "How do I subtly inject my magical realm into my game?" threads here in the last few months. Heh.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The AC6 character being named 621 is just furthering my assumption that the Japanese suffer from randomized thoughts.
    >Flying to Pearl Harbour to formally request that the Americans bomb their asses
    >Evangelion having tons of Christian symbolism with no meaning whatsoever because they looked cool
    >Not a single person at From Software googled '621' before game launch- or if they did, they didn't speak up about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      having tons of Christian symbolism with no meaning whatsoever because they looked cool
      To be fair, using religious/mystical symbolism from other cultures without actually understanding it is pretty universal

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    E621 is also MSG, the food additive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's apparently what the furry site references.

      That said OP the GM is probably just referencing Armored Core 6.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster Hunter themed 5E campaign
    I would've declined

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slim chance of being Armored Core 6 reference, the protagonist's "serial number" is also 621.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And are there any chances Armored Core 6 made a reference to e621 themselves?..

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any chance you're moronic?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In today's edition of things that never happened...

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not know about e621 until this, i assume most people dont.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think OP just outed himself

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... what?
    I re-read your post two times, and I still don't understand what the frick you are even talking or b***hing about

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to google it. E621 is a booru-style furry fandom imageboard owned by the CEO of Bad Dragon.

      I think OP's story is fake and gay btw.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >owned by the CEO of Bad Dragon
        Huh, I didn't know that bit. A lot of people, myself included, learn about e621 from discord memes of absurdly long fetish-lists from it.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good story. I don't believe a single word of it, but funny.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yiff in hell

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Premise is that essentially some sick frick out there is creating hostile monster human hybrids
    Already completely out of theme for MH

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This entire story is pointless because it should have been
    >Invited to Monster Hunter themed 5E campaign
    >"No."
    >the end

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster Hunter themed 5E campaign

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monster hunter themed
    >"so anyways the main enemy is monster-human hybrids"
    So....not like MonHun at all
    This never happened

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should roll with it and see what happens.

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