"Is anyone else having genuine anxiety about dying before GTA 6 comes out?" posits the post in the GTA subreddit. "I drank two cups of coffee this morning, my heart fluttered a bit and my first thought was 'Oh god, please no, not before GTA 6.' Funnily enough, we can't all say we've been there.
Some were more serious though, as someone else lamented, "I'm 39 right now. I expect to hit AARP age before it does. GTA 6 will likely be the last game I ever play in the franchise. I definitely expect to be dead before GTA 7 happens. It's depressing to think about." Talk about a bummer.
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The truly sad one was that guy in the Starfield subreddit that had terminal cancer and died even before the direct
>See that guy? He won't play it
Youve done it again Mr. Howard.
He'll be memorialized as a companion like the guy who also died from cancer before skyrim's launch.
A nice gesture that means frick all. Extend my life, Todd
>tfw the skyrim grandma will never get to play elder scrolls 6
Hopefully, "Dreamboy" secretly adds him as a cameo npc in starfield.
saved from disappointment
>Skyrim has follower dedicated to a guy of died of cancer
>Fallout 4 has an NPC dedicated to a guy who died of diabetes
Todd needs to stop delaying his games
>Todd, we need an idea for one more follower!
>Just delay thr game a month
It's GTA Online 2 on the exact same engine as 5 with almost no modifications.
Holy shit what a bunch of no life gayS
Imagine being such a consumer that the only thing u care about before dieing is to have the next brand slop.
>dieing
good morning sir
I don't care if I play as a Trans quasi queen/misc/ browser with a 15 foot horse wiener as long as it has good mechanics
Refuse to believe this is real
Refuse to believe there are actual people whose first thought when faced with their own death is consooming.
Like yeah, I know we joke about the people who died waiting for Wolf Girl with You and stuff but Christ
American brand dick sucking is a disease
Can you really blame them with how empty and pointless life feels to so many people?
>stare at the phone for 12 hours a day
>life is so meaningless zoomerbros
errytiem
Sorry. I constantly worry about dying before One Piece ends
You will totally die before One Piece ends, since at this rate Oda will die before he can finish it.
>he wasn't on Ganker before mgsv came out
People back then were saying they were holding off killing themselves just to play it.
There are people that have died waiting for star citizen to come out.
If anyone is wondering, this is a copy pasta from reddit that has been spammed in pretty much every video game subreddit.
This doesn't seem like a real news article either.
reading stuff like these makes me realize how fricking pathetic the average person is
OOOOHH I'M GONNA CONSOOOOM
OOOOHHH I'M CONSOOOMING
Guess they shouldn't have taken the vaxx LOL
>6 will likely be the last game I ever play in the franchise. I definitely expect to be dead before GTA 7 happens.
Well that's probably true.
0.4% chance for me.
https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html
The vaxxed subconsciously know that their bodies are dying.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA/comments/14cvi7m/is_anyone_else_having_genuine_anxiety_about_dying/
>aunt died in her mid 50's due to a heart attack
>read random news story about some semi-famous guy dying at 45 due to heart attack
No... I don't want to suddenly die, especially not before I even retire
>semi-famous guy dying at 45 due to heart attack
If it's a famous person the root cause is always the decades of drug abuse.
If you are waiting to retire to enjoy life you're doing something wrong
I'm not, it's more the idea of the government milking me my whole life and me not getting to milk them back
If you're mad at how the system works and you don't find a way to exploit it you're doing something wrong babe
One of my bros died before Smash Ultimate and it makes me sad because we went to midnight releases and stayed up all night unlocking characters together in the other games.
sick of these literal decade long dev cycles
Someone post the pic of the redditor telling his suicidal friend that if he were to kill himself, he'd never be able to watch Avengers and the latest jojo episodes
Hey hey remember when that fat moron whose been writing the Berserk manga for three fricking decades died because his heart exploded due to blood buildup because of lack of exercises and he never got to actually finish it?
Haha yeah that was pretty fricking funny. Reminder to all the morons out there who are making something to have a clear goal of where you want to start and where you want to end and try to achieve it as soon as possible rather than dragging the whole damn thing out for decades where you'll just drop dead before even managing to finish the thing you were making.
>tranime
lol
well it sure got your attention you homosexual so the image did its work
I was referring to berserk actually
>Reminder to all the morons out there who are making something to have a clear goal of where you want to start and where you want to end and try to achieve it as soon as possible rather than dragging the whole damn thing out for decades where you'll just drop dead before even managing to finish
not my problem
We'll all be dead in a few months anon.
Speak for yourself, I'm burying all of you jaded fat fricks.
I remember people mourning those who died before mgs5s release. Then when it released we all realised they were the lucky ones all along.
I'm 35. Statistically speaking, I shouldn't die before I reach my 60s. I don't know why people would be worrying about dying before they are old. It can happen, sure, but it's not normal.
I'm 20 and knowing i have 15 years left on earth more than you makes me feel better thanks
You just set a death flag.
-Quote from man who DIED SUDDENLY
If I die at least I can say there were nights of endless pleasure
wait until you get to 40 and suddenly discover you have colon cancer or some weird shit like that in advanced stages and then you just die
You don't need to wait till you get 40 for that.
yeah but his reasons weren't genetics. he just ate the sloppiest possible cancer inducing foods like the pig he was then got cancer from them.
If he actually went to a hospital earlier after shitting blood for months (TWICE) things may have gone different
How do you shit blood and not immediately go to the hospital? Tf
Money.
Because he was a fat lazy frick, the dumbest part was that after getting treatment for cancer the first time he should've know that constant ass bleeding = cancer but somehow couldn't wrap his head around that and just went on shitting blood for months
Americans have high chance of dying young from heart attacks or getting shot
I'm 32 and I've become a hypochondriac that fears death every minute of the day pretty much. It's become torture, I am constantly afraid that I'm dying of something.
I've gone to so many doctors appointments this year that its getting embarrassing. More appointments this past year than I did from 2010-2021. I've truly lost my mind.
It happened because life got marginally better and as a response I just started fearing death instead of becoming happier, lmao.
You'll die either way, you got way too much free time on your hand if you keep thinking about the day you'll die. Get a hobby or read a book before sleeping or something.
>you got way too much free time on your hand if you keep thinking about the day you'll die
Yeah I really need a job or some fulfilling thing to do during the days. I've considered like volunteer work for whatever just to be out there doing something but I never take any kind of step toward it.
the second any expectations are on me and I feel like I'm doing something not out of my own free will, it's fricked. I quit school for that reason, never held down a job for that reason, pretty much why my life is a complete joke.
Is there anywhere I can pre-preorder the game???? I just like really really need to give Rockstar my money right now.
My homie was a big MGS and DMC fan. Was run over by a car, fell into a coma and died before he got the chance to play them.
Reminds me when this wrestling youtuber dying from heart failure before ever seeing who the anonymous GM was for raw
V had so many inexplicable technical downgrades from IV that you'd think the two games were developed concurrently after San Andreas. V is the most profitable game of *all time*, and still the Take-Two head has decided that GTAO2 shall be yet another cheater-infested, unstable, peer-to-peer-based piece of shit because dedicated servers are "too costly". The majority of the programmers have been replaced with the cheapest third world laborers that money can buy. Did these trogs already memoryhole GTA:SA: The Definitive Edition? What is there to be hopeful for here?
>V had so many inexplicable technical downgrades from IV
I just know the ragdoll physics were turn down because the simulations for them if I understand correctly mainly dragged resources off of the CPU instead of GPU and the console CPUs were dogshit, so they needed to make them less accurate or whatever by driving the quality down, which in turn would make it so the CPU didn't have to calculate things as heavily anymore.
I kinda get it, it isn't a priority but it is something that is also there when I think about dying. Just everything I'd miss out on if I suddenly dropped dead.
last week I got blind on my left eye and I just want to die now
Damn that sucks anon. What happened?
some neurological shit like the wire stopped working or whatever and I dont even have diabetes or other random crap that causes this
It's scary how life can just pointlessly without reason frick people over like this. Sorry to hear it, anon.
You still got the other eye though, don't get me wrong its stil awful what happened and must feel like shit but you'll make it.
Life is a series of struggles, some get fricked over way harder than others, in your darker moments try and think about how you're not alone in this needless suffering, we all take part in it on some level.
thank you anon, you made my day
>you made my day
happy to hear that, anon
That's awful anon. Did you have a stroke? Blindness in just one eye sounds like a stroke.
no, I have no idea what happened, I felt some very small dizziness and then the eye was no more, every exam showed I had nothing other than the optical nerves giving up
Are you completely blind on that one eye?
yes
I feel sorry for you Anon, that sucks ass. A while back I read that excessive stress can cause sudden blindness, maybe something similar happened in your case.
>A while back I read that excessive stress can cause sudden blindness
This is something that shouldn't be documented anywhere. Stress is a feedback loop, the more you know about stress, the more reasons you have to be stressful. There's literally nothing to be gained from trying to educate on the subject, it will just make life worse.
I remember being taught about stress in school, and how dangerous it is. I remember feeling my fingertips and toes go numb in class from the panic, knowing I already was suffering from it and being told how bad it is just made me feel worse.
I did think about this, not even about games coming soon but more games that haven't been announced
>L4D3
>HL3
>Portal 3
We jest but R* always set a new bar for open world realism and attention to detail. Even if you don't like the game, it's always something worth witnessing from a technical standpoint.
>Childhood into adulthood friend killed himself two weeks ago
>Vidya was central to our friendship, vast majority of defining gaming series in my life have his footprint on them
>Realizing ITT that 90% of good vidya announcements from now on that appeal to me are going to come with a twinge of heartbreak
God fricking help me if they ever salvage the Warcraft franchise I will be a fricking mess that he didn't get to see that.
Why'd you go and do this dumbass? If you had told me shit had gone bad again I would've dropped everything.
How'd he kill himself?
if you were a better friend then he'd still be alive.
Yeah, waiting for the next tes and witcher and next kingdom come game, myself. Gott try those before i kick the bucket.
I've been playing everything I havent finished but enjoyed in case I suddenly die, and the way Dope is nowadays it's a real chance. Currently working on FO4 and KC:D, then RDR2 after that, I'd rather be let down then die potentially wondering for all eternity if I missed out. Also getting through Souls franchise and Yakuza on the side. At Drangleic Castle after recycled boss and Y6. I dropped DS2 before starting Elden Ring and dropping around Volcano manor. I'm resisting a DS3 sale so I can finish all this other shit. Working a job and getting a GF made my backlog like hell, good thing I got nothing but free time now
>*Putin nukes the World*
I'm gonna sound like a fedoralord incarnate but damn do I feel better about myself when I hear about people worrying about dying before playing a fricking videogame. Think of all the things someone in, say, their early 20s to low 30s could regret in events that could be their last moments, all the wrongs you can never set right, all the people you'll never make proud, all the dreams, aspirations and carefully-laid plans that amount to nothing, et cetera. But no, you're scared of not getting to play a single game, a GTA sequel, no less. Imagine the emptiness in that kind of existence, both in their skulls and in their lives. There is nothing to look forward to and no reason to get up in the morning for them aside from the release of a single product. They are the actual bottom of the social barrel, literal bugs whose sole life course is to obey their natural programming and die circling a lightbulb that they think is god or some shit.
It's probably teenagers writing that shit, anon.
>GTA 6 "fans"
>"Fans" of a game that hasn't even been officially shown yet
Why the frick do journos do this now
Who started it
gta 6 will be absolutely dogshit
modern rockstar are garbage
I have no interest in it alive or dead
Worrying about dying before GTA 6 comes out is a tacit acknowledgement that modern Rockstar games are too shit to be allowed into Heaven