Is anyone even moronic enough to get a switch 2?
>shit games
>practically no games if you exclude ports
>joycon sucks
>$70 games with zero sales
>anti consumer
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I'll buy a Switch 2 without any exclusives if Nintendo shits out mass performance patches.
Just get a deck or refurbished gaming laptop moron
Eric you lost and get raped
Yep, reminded me that I gotta bring mine to CEX to trade it for a Steam Deck.
Don't even need the IP counter to call out this one
Schizo
Yeah sure 4000 shovelware glitchy tech demos and $70 baby games
Thanks for once again proving Nintendo systems are for children and adults and the others are for eternal teenagers.
Not that you needed more proof beyond the stats they give which show Sony and MS only being popular with teens.
>Yeah sure 4000 shovelware glitchy tech demos and $70 baby games
But enough about the PS5
I played my Switch quite a lot so I don't see why I wouldn't buy one. Switch 2 won't be emulated nearly as quickly as the Switch was either, so it won't be a case of a PC effectively being a Switch.
I'm moronic enough for anything!
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OP why does this handheld live in your head rent free?
even uses the same filename
at least change that up
Seethe more
yes just what I love shovelware games on the switch.
>yes just what I love shovelware games
You probably want to get a PS5 then
>implying PS5 has games
The 5 it still has are already shovelware
I will buy one day one and never update it until an exploit comes out.
You think day one models will be the easier ones to mod? I never modded my switch but switch 2 game prices will probably be prohibitive to me (I live in the jungle)
shit games
>practically no games if you exclude ports
>$70 games with zero sales
>anti consumer
But enough about the PS5
You moronic tendies don’t even know how sales work. It’s alien to you. Go pay $80 for Mario tennis next year moron.
>don’t even know how sales work.
But enough about snyggers
>Go pay $80 for Mario tennis next year moron
I will thanks. Enjoy your nogames5
>he accuses others of paying extra when every PS5 game is $70 now
>b-but muh sales (only happen for literal shit)
Cry more, Black person
God can the mods ban tendies already? Someone tries to make a civil thread with some criticism about nintendo and they raid it with toxicity. Look at this thread and tell me tendies aren’t a hateful toxic fanbase
Get roped Eric
The mods are tendies
I don’t have a ps5 you fricking morons
>people point out how every “criticism” is much more fitting for the PS5
>immediately come to the defence of the PS5
>UHM WELL I DONT OWN ONE
you are a pajeet
You’re a moron.
And you are a pajeet, now go to your designated shitting street, homosexual
tongue my anus Black person
>Someone tries to make a civil thread with some criticism about nintendo
>most of these "civil" threads are just schizos getting mad at made-up scenarios
What did the bing bing wahoo company do to mindfrick these people?
They’re desperately searching for childhood joy and social acceptance
Don’t care. Waiting for the Switch 2.
Based Blanc.
Enjoy wasting $800 on shitty baby games made for fat man children
t. Noire
>Enjoy wasting $800 on shitty baby games made for fat man children
But no one is buying a PS5 pro, also im amazed sony thinks its a good idea to sell it at $800
I don’t care about your console wars you fricking moron
Who was talking about console wars? You described keywords for the PS5 ($800, baby games, fat man children) so of course im going to discuss it
Ill buy it and ill hack it, cope
I will buy it and you will seethe while I play games.
Nope, it will sell 0 unities
Basedtendo is finished
>Basedtendo
You absolute newbie.
They’re doomed once handheld gets better
I'll get it if the rumored OoT remake or Metroid Prime 4 game is actually happening.
Other than that I don't really care. They've fallen off a cliff quality-wise this gen, and not even Smash or Mario Kart can garner my interest for another console purchase anymore (the latest entries are honestly so bloated with content, I'm not even sure how they can surpass them either way.)
Yeah but how can I play Fire Emblem if I don't buy a switch 2?