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The architect of Garlemald has a project.
Who puts MILK on a burger!?
Maybe the milk is to make the cheese? Really fast cheese using crystals.
I think you use milk to knead meat for hamburgers/meat balls etc. It makes the meat compact so it doesn't crumble during cooking
Close.
You soak bread in milk and then knead that soaked bread into the meat so the meatballs stay soft and don't become dry during the frying.
You could use water but milk is better since it gives extra flavour.
There's cheese on the icon so presumably the milk becomes cheese through crafter magic.
No man should have all that power
The Ultimate Groomer
tummy too small
Why do you think she wears a corset? Exactly.
we're hitting uncomfortably huge levels of based
He can't keep getting away with it.
Why contain it? Let it spill into the very pinnacle of the heavens.
>grooms a Voidsent
UNFATHOMABLY based, holy shit.
zero sexo
My boy, this plump voidsent wife is what all TRUE warriors of light strive for!
Jullus since when did you become a wol
Doesn't really matter does it? It's not like Zero actually cares about nutrients or taste. It's all just aetherslop to her.
She said it gave her a sensation in her mouth 🙂
She claims not to, but much like compassion, she is learning to appreciate taste very rapidly and is just in denial about it.
>Crafted gear price skyrocketed
I should haves seen this coming
Oh I forgot about that. Guess I should at least farm the bullshit rocks or something
Sell me one at a discount. I need a MCH weapon
Do you need rinascita stuff?
yeah but im broke and 500k per piece is crazy
is that you?
voidsent buuzy
>Ascian Prime now has a debuff vomit mechanic like Neo Exdeath
Neat
>m
Going to kiss Zero's plumpy tummy!!!
If you are on EU I can maybe help you
Yeah forgot to click on the thing
You got the dud!
are you giving out free crafted gear? I'll take a set thanks bro 🙂
I can craft it if you bring mats
>EU
thanks anyway
I once had an NA alt but I moved it to EU to move some gil after milking balmung. I guess I'll try making a new alt there so I can babysit Ganker anons
My gorgeous and beautiful smartwife, Y'shtola Rhul, said that it would be foolish to prefer flavor over nutrition, so I make her a big bowl of lukewarm nutrient paste every single morning for a balanced breakfast!!!
>He doesn't know that Y'shtola is a foodie.
Working in Limsa for several years completely erased any Sharlayan-like thoughts about food she might have had.
Feed the cat. With something good.
>Shtolagay doesn't know that one of her hobbies is going to pastry shops and cafes
Proof that none of you morons waifu'd her because you actually like her
she sure spent a lot of time shoveling those tasty pastries and cakes onto Lyse's plate that time
GATO IMPREGNATO!
>for the last time sister my clock is NOT ticking
Wait a second she should be feeding ME with those.
Be careful what you wish for...
Oh no my diet.
GATO FATO
Absolute nonsense, Y'shtola has only shown interest in feeding Lyse.
IS THAT!?!?!?!?!
A cat? yes.
I TOLD you already NOT BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That rule is for women who CANT bed the freaking WoL! He's not some darn chocobo tamer for christ sake.
>That pic.
I'm still butthurt that the Summoner quests more or less relegated Y'mhitra to just sidekick after she demonstrated she can troll half a dozen ascians to death, and then the level 80 quest wasn't even about her at all.
I'm surprised she didn't take over for Yshotla after pulling her "I'm blind" magic trick. She's just as capable.
Replacing a party member that becomes invalid with her similar looking sister feels videogame-y as frick. I still remember Last Remnant killing off one of the main characters and immediately after you meet her identical daughter that looks the same, fights the same and uses the same gear.
Also I don't think Y'mhitra is as capable, she wasn't taught by Matoya so she's probably missing all those wierd utility spells Y'shtola has that are typical witch stuff like turning you into a frog or summoning familiars.
>Do dungeon with trusts
>Trusts don't have portraits
IT'S THRASH
>Euphrosyne isn't fun anymore
it was never fun
It's the weakest 24-man created.
At least it's not nier tier of slog.
No, that's Void Ark, they even had to make a public apologize
Nah, Void Ark was worse. At least Euphrosyne has a lot of cool visual effects.
I like it
Void ark was literally sleep tier ON RELEASE
Still better than Nier raid lmao
Aglaia > Copied Factory
Puppet's Bunker > Euphrosyne
Hand it over. That thing, your team buff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MIDDIE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You really have to go out your way to frick up a middie huh
I dunno, looks mid to me
Move aside small fry.
What is this top from? Ivalice raid?
Looks like bosnia
Uraeus Body Armor, I think it used to be male only but became unisex a few patches ago.
thanks mate, been looking for a basic leather armor for paladin glamour.
Middies are trash. TRASH!
I hate middies so much its unreal.
Fiddies?
Middie girls so versatile, they can fit any aesthetic
Middies frick dogs.
Mine fricks horses and pigs.
I don't believe you, show your evidence.
You just know
This is LITERALLY my middie. I hate FFXIV customization so much.
>picks the most generic race of eorzea
>geeee why does everyone and their mothers look like me????
that would be suncats
Hyur might be generic in lore but actual playerbase numbers they're less popular than au'ra, catgirls, and viera.
Basic b***h
Post your Middie then
No real need it's just
but with brown hair and hazel eyes. Thankfully I think it's still more original than catgirls and lizards but I sure wish a game so focused on casuals had a bit more variety in character customization.
>want to make a cute warrior middie
>Stupid fricking "UWAH I HAVE TOAST IN MY MOUTH AND IM LATE FOR SCHOOL >_<" run animation
I hate it
>cute warrior acts cute
Its just an exaggerated feminine run
Filtered.
Middie WAR is a cute. A CUTEEEEE
Pull out weapon and sprint.
>Sprint ends
>Character now looks like they've shit their pants and are trying to keep anymore shit from sliding out of their ass
Should've pick a proper race then.
>cute girl acts like a cute girl
>brainworm infested mutts seethe
A bawd
I bet you RP in secret
God I wish female midlanders were real.
I wish middie women were real.
I made some yesterday, turned out pretty good. Nothing hard about it, was way easier than I expected to get right. Basically just making pizza dough then wrapping it around the topping and then steam it.
>all jobs on 90, no idea which to play
they are all kinda boring tbh
I found out that I have more fun playing certain jobs if I can also find a glam I like. Like playing the part or something like that. Maybe RP autism but it feels nice
Are you me?
I literally can't level a new job unless I'm wearing a glam I like
My brothers.
>all jobs on 90
>only ever play a tank because there's no combat content in EW that isn't DF and I don't want to queue for 15 minutes
No Eureka/Bozja was a mistake, I have no reason to play DPS.
Ironically ever tank queue has been 10 minutes plus and every dps queue has been instant for me
bump
When will we meet the Borlaaq tribe?
tell me about zodiark
why does he wear the mask
Is SAM a bad job to use as my main?
Play what you find cool
I hate sam, not a fan of it's combo system my favourite melee is MNK.
Have you accepted Sadu as best girl yet?
sex with Rielle's mother
Which one is cooler?
>NA
None of them
Only Seraph has a real population, mostly memers though.
I'm starting to think Fire IV is only fun when your running bis. I'm still rocking an Endsinger weapon and it hits like a noddle.
I miss seeing boss health bars get chunked when Five IV crit.
>I'm still rocking an Endsinger weapon
Yes, I have BiS and can confirm the Abyssos Rod pumps FireIV’s to the beat of my throbbing erection
Buuz memes are unironically the best thing that came out of this disaster of a patch.
No, that would be the Hyadain song finally becoming official.
No that would be Jullus having sex with Zero in other to replenish her aether.
he is building her to just the right size and shape for sexo
We are now entering the Fate universe. You have been warned.
Zero is a lancer class servant with an incredibly high mana upkeep and requires constant mana aka sperm injections in order to keep her physical form. If you've a female then Jullus is doing you a favor.
As the days go by we get closer to meeting our friend our enemy on the 13th's moon
is playing a chuuni blm based or cringe? Eyepatch stays on outside of battle
>miqote
>heterochromia
You are already beyond cringe
Heterochromia is acceptable on Seekers.
Only acceptable with Keepers
In 1.0 heterochromia was only available on Seekers and Dunesfolk.
See above, it's lore friendly.
Keepers really need their own flavor, something besides weird skin colors. Doesn't help there's no plot relevant Keepers
Something like... fangs?
Supposedly Keepers have bigger eyes, and ears but its nothing easily discernible like a lack of facial markings, or heterochromia
F'lhaminn is the closest thing we have to a plot relevant keeper sadly. Besides our WoL.
>Plot finally moves to Meracydia
>Just full of cats
>They all have Australian accents
>They're all Seekers
Gridania is going to be the closest thing Seekers are going to get to a city
Mystels use Keeper models. Does that count?
>Tista-Bie the cutest Mystel npc
>uses a Seeker model
No
no its not you double homosexual
It means your cat is sterile.
I will use these till I find a blm hat that covers my awakened right eyes. Cya ingame gamers. If you spot me, you better watchout
the lvl 50 AF for BL; has this shit built in already
so go for it
wrong eye I believe
>not wearing lvl 50 hat
>"yes I'm chuuni!"
Get out, you're clearly not qualified for blm chuuni.
Do as you like to achieve your job fantasy, just know that in-universe the grandmother of all Eorzean black mages disapproves of your antics.
>heterochromia
Delete your character and start again.
Always wear a big hat no matter what
anon even Thancred grew out of his chuuni phase
think about that for a sec
chuuni blm is cringe. whats based is playing as a grumpy wizard who acts just toxic enough to bother others but not enough to trigger the tos.
*wieners gunblade*
Hand it over. That thing. Your buuz.
N-No please Jullus! T-These are the only rations I can give to my family! Please, you already gave that goth girl a full dozen! M-My children are starving!
*clenches fists*
not so fast Jullus
Eos > Selene
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE KOJI HAHAHAHA JUST LIKE ELDEN RING HAHAHA
Cant belive Elden ring stole from ff14.
what did square enix localizers mean by this
wtf Koji you can' just call random people goblin
>Gobbie used the bad word on twitch and uplander mods robbed gobbie of his gigglyshine
*PSSSHT* Black folk..
We need to stop Quickkills AllBlack folk from taking control of Alexander, you know what he plans to do with it...
>Quickkills AllBlack folk
>goes back in time
>nukes ala mhigo and the rest of the region
>no more mhiggers
I see no problem with this plan. Godspeed, little gobbie
>Quickkills AllBlack folk
Nono let the good man go I wanna see this.
>Quickkills AllBlack folk
N TO THE I
Fricking kek
Which XIV character do you think most realistically would say Black person?
Definitely Estinien and Thancred, Y'shtola too maybe under her breath
Alisaie would have constant gamer moments.
Nero
ryne always struck me as lowkey racist
Based Ryne.
idk about Ryne but Gaia would definitely have gamer moments
that sweet child probably has no clue about Black folk or a mean bone in her body
Ryne is too nice to even say that word or even know it, only way she would know it is if Gaia told her about it.
>Eden shifting through Gaia's memories of Ryne
>the most treasured one is the first time she saw Ryne call someone a Black person
Gaia would say Black person despite dating a brown dude
>lowkey
I don't think she is racist, but I think she would say it. WoL tells her its a way to greet a friend, so she goes up to Gaia with a
>W-what's good, my Black person?!
Emet. And he wouldn't care who heard hims say it.
Meteion
All of the Scions are way too compassionate and forgiving to be racist. At most Estinien probably knows a bunch of slurs towards dragons that he stopped using a while ago but he might still drop when frustrated. What I could perfectly see is Emet-Selch casually shittalking every single sundered race all throughout ShB. And then in EW he gets a taste of his own medicine like
.
Hildibrand seems like he would say it but only because he thinks it's a greeting
Hildibrand being racist as frick by accident but somehow avoiding a full murder rape chimp-out (not that he is killable anyway) in da hood when?
Where would da hood even be?
>Where would da hood even be?
Do you even need to ask?
THERE IT IS DOOOOOOOOOOOD
Hildibrand is a highlander.
He is only a half-mhigger.
sex with Julyan
He's not Ala Mhigan, he's Ul'dahn.
Either Ul’dah slums or little Ala Mhigo
See
A-ALPHI BROS?!?!
Emet
>Bazztek
You know that's barry's twitter account right?
Oh yeah. I use any excuse to post his transition into a full blown twitter troon.
>Emet viewed his own race superior to others races and worth extinction
The funny part is that objectively he isn't wrong
>Answering anyone other than Ilberd
Shadowbabies...
Asahi and Yotsuyu, asians hate blacks
XIV game of the year confirmed?!?
>they call you Architect because of the restoration effort, right?
>...right?
what is he thinking about?
How would Urianger call someone a Black person?
Thou art verily as a lowly moor in my eyes.
Warrior of Darkness.
Warriors of Darkness
Criminals of darkness.
>Thou art a criminal of the darkest shade
Thy ashen complexion and thy propensity to crime and indolence is emblematic of the character of those with ashen skin. Verily, those who comprise the 14% of Eorzea's population carry out most wicked deeds, 98 percent of them, it is said.
Urianger would never say it, but he would pretend he did to cover for someone else
>The Griffin intro in Baelsar's Wall
>He does the updated draw weapon now
nice
>wearing Eureka gear
>standing near MB in the back of town looking at PF
>sprout comes up and does /kneel or /grovel
Why does this keep happening to me
stop console warring homosexual
both games are shit
Imagine being a fricking moronic ziv Black person who thinks buuz isn't a real thing that has existed for fricking centuries
unironically who the frick thinks that
it's just a really big dumpling, slavic homies had that since forever
Who are you quoting?
wtf meat buns are real??? thank you sherlock
Buuz aren’t real you fricking moron
being a fricking moronic ziv Black person who thinks buuz isn't a real thing that has existed for fricking centuries
please delete your image from this thread and your computer
HOLY SHIT A DUMPLING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Sending thoughts and preys your way.
>WoWgay seething so hard he has to gaslight himself into thinking that the potstickers he bought at walmart are the same thing as fantasy food
Want Y'shtola wife, Menphina gf, and fat Zero side piece who's belly I can frick
>and fat Zero side piece who's belly I can frick
QRD on twitter getting fricking pissed when you call her a e-girl?
>caring about twitter
Why
Twittergays get pissed at everything, their entire personalty revolves around being offended over everything.
She's not even a e-girl. Normalgays getting ahold of the uooohhh meme is a fricking disaster.
I haven't seen it, twitter normalgays love her
idk but on EU the whole raid was arguing why the lover was a e-girl
I only use my twitter to follow c@t bawds and jap artists that cater to my fetish.
Off model her forehead is too small
>tfw no unique theme for Halone fight
fr tho SE no cap took a big L this time
>Halone doesn't get a Heavensward remix
>the father of the gods, lord of time and space, and his wife, the weaver of fate, get a hoedown as their theme
I was expecting something like this to play
or at least recycle it and I wouldn't even be mad
>Halone feels like a real final boss, while Memphina's the weakest of all 8
>Halone's arena is much more KINO
>Halone's has a backstory with WoL unlike Memphina
>Memphina's set is shit
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
I really don't understand why Memphina had to be the final boss, the fight just feels weak. I want my fricking heavensward kino back.
Numerical order.
We fought 2 gods at the same time, why does the order matter at all at this point.
Because there's 13th god
It's definitely the moon homie.
We're going to ask him about this before the last raid and he'll tell you he has nothing to do with it. Screencap this.
I was enjoying Myths of the Realm until its revealed their all just copies of Ancients, goddamn Ancients homosexualry ruins everything.
"Explaining" myths never, ever ends well. They should've leave the gods to players' speculations.
Genuinely tell me what would have been a satisfying explanation for the 12 that also makes sense with whats been established in the game.
THEY ARE PRIMALS, EACH ONE OF THEM
That would be too big of a reveal for AR story.
>makes sense
Make so it doesn't make sense, they're literal gods that cannot be explained. Infinitely better than "oh we're all Ancients actually, Venat was our buddy"
just fricking this.
I hate how much this game feels the need to explain mystical shit, let me have some fantasy in my fantasy jesus fricking christ
the ancient wienersucking in endwalker and dynamis is the worst thing to happen to this game
My guess is they're former followers of Venat.
why can't they just be gods?
Frick Gods
Man is the ruler of earth
yeah frick off there are ancient dragons and shit
it would be kino if they (or just one of them) just killed hydaelyn at the end and established themselves as a new threat. Something like "You morons have been fricking with our world(s) for ages now, it's enough. Time to remake this shit planet."
There is no room for normal gods after Hydaelyn was established as the will of the planet and revealed to be an ancientgay. You think all powerful homies would just be okay with some random b***h barging into their realm and pretending to be a god just like them? Of course they're her mates.
Because that would invalidate what we already know.
>the ancient wienersucking in endwalker and dynamis
Just because you don't like it, handwaving it away would make the worldbuilding worse.
>Just because you don't like it, hand-waving it away would make the world building worse.
But they already made the world building worse with their ancient homosexualry
In your opinion. I however like the established lore.
handwaving? shadowbringers and post patches gave us a great view into how the ancients operated, I will not lie elpis had some fun stuff but making them the focus of another expansion was moronic and just pandering
It doesn’t really matter anyway. We have zero established issues or problems from them, their “Wish” will 100% be too busy become humans and to walk freely among us.
We killed off Hydaelyn and now we’ll kill off the 12.
My biggest issue actually so far was the part where you “investigate” the 12. It felt so completely meta, we went around and looked at all the various shrines and lore… And it’s all stuff that these characters should know. My character isn’t some Isekai protagonist, he knows who Nald’thal is, he was raised knowing that kind of basic stuff. It’s insane.
And then G’raha lists all these possibilities, none of which are that they’re Gods. That’s the mindset a modern secular/athiest might have, but the people of this world aren’t modern secular/aethiests, they’re religious. Alphinaud regularly calls out “By the 12!” all the scholars in Sharylan talk about their God just as much as any of the city states (Girdania the least, if anything). They believed in the 12 enough that when they thought Garlemald/Bahamut would end the world their plan was to pray hard enough to beseech their aid. Those are not the actions of people who aren’t religious.
Better question. Why weren't they just labeled ancient primals? Its not like they're gods of the universe.
When it comes to deities S-E drops the ball all the time. It would have literally been fine if they were gods, or some sorts of adventurers that obtained said power through experience to tie to us. That being said the way everything is written now it has to tie to the allagans or ancients because lmayo they were apparently the sole creators of everything in our stars.
>That being said the way everything is written now it has to tie to the allagans or ancients because lmayo they were apparently the sole creators of everything in our stars.
It's because the unsundered world is supposed to be Plato's realm of forms, although EW kinda fricked it up by making the unsundered world completely mundane.
They should have just been their own things, I fricking despise the ancients so much it's unreal. Ancient stuff should have ended with elidibuss in 5.3, would have been a great end point they are just shitting it up now
I don't know how that's a surprising reveal, the first thing I thought when we learned about the Ancients was "that's what the twelve are."
Did you skip cutscenes? we know who the 13th is it's the watcher on the moon.
The opo-opo is the 13th god and that traveler guy is Oschon.
>The 13th is the dude that jobed to Zenos
The absolute state
Don't know about Zenos but he definitely jobed to Golbez
he never actively fought Zenos
They speculated it might be him, but it obviously won't be.
>Literally describe him to a T
>it wont be him 😉
Are you being intentionally obtuse
>Nymeia: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Only based city states get themes
>Memphina
>city states
Im referring to only Ul'dah having one
Can't believe Ul'Dah is the only based city state
>Yoshi-P confirmed that we will reach Lv.100 in 7.0
Lv.99 bros...
Ngl I was half convinced they were gonna make us reach lvl99 and then some sort of alternative leveling system was gonna appear so that new story they've apparently planned has us doing progression all the way from 1 again, but without deleting the previous 99 levels.
Brehs...
>Rolled a 99 on my first run
>she literally does fufufu in JP
ENG got robbed again
they know
God she's perfect
NOPHICAS BOOBA MILK
HALONE'S SWEATY PITS
MENPHINA'S SMOOCHABLE COLD FEET
AZEYMA'S HOT GUSTY BRAPS
NYMEIA'S SUCKABLE TOES
why are there no shots of Nophica's ass yet
I am disappointed in coomers.
That's better.
The new raid song is kinda meh on hearing it the first time, but after listening a couple more times and reading the lyrics I really like it now
Its probably better than Nald Thal's theme for me
My character configs reset for some unknown fricking reason
Did they ever show off hrothgar females?
I've been stuck as lalafell because my law's order set(s) helmets can't be worn as viera which is some OBJECTIVE GOD DAMN BULLSHIT, MALE HROTHGAR COULDN'T WEAR IT ORIGINALLY AND THEN THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR GOD DAMN WAY TO MAKE IT WORK ON THEM SO ONLY RABBITS GOT STUCK IN THE HAT KEK CORNER, FRICK THE FRICKING FRICKERS!
calm down, sperg
Good. Vieras are the reason both races were half assed. Deal with your circlet hell.
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE HALF ASSED IF THOSE PERFECTIONISTS WHO AREN'T ACTUAL FRICKING PERFECTIONISTS WOULD JUST LET PLAYERS WEAR THE FRICKING HELMS AND DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES WHETHER THE EARS CLIPPING THROUGH IS BAD OR GOOD!
FOR FRICKS SAKE THOSE DOUBLE JP Black folk HAVE A BAJILLION OTHER THINGS CLIPPING THROUGH FRICKING EVERYTHING AND THEN SUDDENLY "lolbruh we can't have viera wear helms, it might clip and make it look bad!" WHEN EVEN THE PAID COSMETIC SHIT IS FILLED WITH CLIPPING NIGHTMARES FOR EVERY GOD DAMN RACE IN THE GAME!
GIVE THEM THE HATS, LET PEOPLE DECIDE WHETHER THE EARS CLIPPING THROUGH IS A DEAL OR NO DEAL, OR JUST PAY THAT FRICKING MODDER OFF A BIT THAT ALREADY MADE MOST / ALL OF THE HELMS VIERA COMPATIBLE ALREADY, FRICK!
>OR JUST PAY THAT FRICKING MODDER OFF A BIT THAT ALREADY MADE MOST / ALL OF THE HELMS VIERA COMPATIBLE ALREADY, FRICK!
If only Japs weren't so prideful
Why don't companies in general do that? There's an absolute treasure trove of mods for tons of games where paying the dude who made that shit for free originally then putting it officially into the game would be a huge boon and make the game significantly better standalone.
To date the only time that I think something like this happened was with Sega and Sonic Mania where they saw how good the fan stuff was then bought / paid to publish it for them in an official capacity.
>Did they ever show off hrothgar females?
Male Hrothgar are based on Ronso from FFX. Assume the females will look like they do in FFX as well.
They look like Roe but furry
HORNLESS
HORNLESS
did they forget gaius exists?
Yes.
He is black and japs are racist. He might as well not exist.
Pretty sure he is at the place where the weapons were made and talks about fighting off monsters when shit going to hell
he's looking after his cute Au Ra daughter
No, you meet him at the beginning of Endwalker. He says he is staying in Werlyt. Nothing in the story thus far requires us to go there, or have a 'meeting of leaders'.
Gaius will be Francel of Garlemald resto
Anon who farmed twitter bird with trusties, are you here? How many runs did it take?
58
Jesus christ
My max lvl CUL will cook this beautiful cat a luxurious and delicious meal!!!
That's more like it.
I love pixelated hair.
pls understandu. ffxiv needs to be able to play on my w7 toaster at 45fps
7.0 will be the day of the rope for poorgays
Don’t think they will drop ps4 support until 8.x
Is SAM fun to play yet?
>You can only date Zero if you're max level CUL
wtf
breeding with Livingway
>Plugins come back
>Quality of threads become 100 times better
So all that shitposting these past few days were from plugin children...
S-sorry I can't live without delvUI..
That's the only way Ganker can clear content.
I'm kinda curious how much better PF is now. I already got my Rubic**t weapon but it took so many tries, I was starting to wonder if it was me that was fricking up somehow
>change something
>literally any fricking thing
>portrait broken
It gets worse evey patch. How do people expect this game to go on for another 10 years when no one knows how to code properly and every little change breaks something else.
when does the game get good bros....ive been grinding MSQ in base game for the last 50 hours
i thought this was supposed to be fun....i only have 4 more expansions to go before i am caught up...
not even trolling
Just 50 more hours
2 more weeks buy an ARR skip and watch story recap on youtube if early game is too much
>unironically suggesting storyskipping
Finaldays yourself
Yeah I don't care if people skip story
They suffer from filler moments too from time to time. It's just that ARR is just the worst offender. With next expansions you won't mind because generally story is good so you can forgive a "go kill the stalkers outside while I craft you the tool to progress"
are the expansions MSQ faster? I like the story but man theres a bunch of filler for every nice story beat
The expansions have about as much filler to fun ratio but the expansions are just smaller in general so it's less filler in an absolute sense
I can't say there's no filler, but 90% of the filler in the game is before Heavensward
>see it as grinding
Leave my game
ARR patch series is still the biggest slog.
But every expac launch + patch series is around 40-50 hours, so you're looking at 180 more hours or so once you start Heavensward.
That's not including optional content like dungeons, raids and Eureka/Bozja.
Some of which are now no longer optional so you need to do them before Shadowbringers.
Trying to think what are you’re even talking about that needs to be done before shadowbringer
Crystal Tower raid series.
Ivalice raid series for Bozja.
I think there's more but I forget.
bozja isnt msq
Bozja isn’t msq and CT has been added to the msq months of not years ago if I recall right.
CT has been mandatory since August 2020, yeah.
I waited so long for this option but now that I can have it without plogons I got used to normal camera movements and I don't want to change it anymore
what does that do?
Stops the camera from auto panning while moving with Legacy movement.
First is with pan, next without pan
Anyone have a link to scans or a pdf for the Encyclopedia Eorzea vol 2? I've looked everywhere on google but can only find volume 1.
https://rentry.org/xivgresources
>https://rentry.org/xivgresources
thank you! I love you so much right now.
Gay
Don't bully my new Ganker boyfriend
When will every 8 man and 24 man be made mandatory content. Im tired of the MSQ assuming you didnt do certain content because of giga-casuals
Predict what Meracydia will be like
HW 2.0
Mandatory BLU expansion with content to encompass lvl 70 all the way to 100
lmao that delusion
Blue mage will always be a shitty minigame
>BLU released
>1 year later, updated
>1 year after that, updated
>It's been 2 years since then and they still aren't even talkling about level 80
It's dead, anon. It's sad because I do enjoy it, but we need to move on
That's the New World, not Meracydia.
Full of c**ts
Expect: xiv australia
Funny if it happened: Somehow society there is allagan-tier advanced where there is no conflict. Instead us being there is what brings the conflict
Our fanboy already said the place is shitty
I have no reason to believe him
Big deathly bugs everywhere with dumb cat people everywhere
I'm looking forward to fricking the native young cat ladies
a single dungeon
The entirety of australia is indeed a dungeon. Trips of the truth
boring
I miss The Rising Stones being packed with people and nameless npcs. I went to it out of habit for the 6.3 msq and seeing it deserted is depressing.
Clouds/Rain weather in Thanalan should be illegal
>Nophica fight
MATRONS TEATS AWOOOOGA SUCH MILKERS
>Althyk and Nymeia fight
...
>Halone fight
KYAAAAAAA HALONE-SAMA *dotes* *dotes* *amazement*
>Menphina fight
...
>Dalamud shows up
WHITE WOMAN MOMENT YOU JUST KNOW KNOTTED
>Silence in Nymeia part
Absolute shitter taste
>WHITE WOMAN MOMENT YOU JUST KNOW KNOTTED
The first thought my degen ass had.
Aside from Halone, all the fights this raid were boring as frick. Previous raid was better.
I am amazed Nymeia isn't more popular. She's fricking pure sex.
Talk about Zero. Whenever Zero's not on screen,
all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Zero?"
>Where's Zero?
Getting fed.
>Every time one of them goes "Zero has had such a sad life :(" like it's the first time we see someone with a tragic backstory and like we don't have a full squad of 13th natives waiting for us to remember they exist.
Is there hope for lion mommies?
I hope not
Hopes are slim. Even if they get good models, I'm not counting on hair/headgear support, and they'll have the obligatory tail clipping.
>far right
Must ruffle hair
I need big cat ladies because miqotes are tiny. Not even furry, I'm always in full armor so it's largely irrelevant, the problem is big rabbits don't have helmets and roe's remind me too much of shrek thus making them unplayable by default for me.
So now I'm stuck hoping for big cats. Big big cats. It's miserable only liking dwarf lasses or big amazonian sized lasses, everything in-between is lame.
they will be smol cute cats and you will like it
If anything they'll most likely be average sized cat ladies and nobody will get what they want. Which I guess would be like...the tallest setting for male miqote?
I wouldn't mind the original FF XI Mithra concepts.
Why every thread with you "people"?
I want you to prepare for them to be ugly
>middies and cats
Cringe
>Thighlanders and buns
Based
Swap middies and buns
>Mhggiers and troony rabbits
cringe
FORGIVE ME X'RHUN
>linkpearl emote actually plays the codec sound
soul
emote actually plays the codec sound
>it's also spammable
It's hell. PICK UP YOUR FRICKING PHONE LIMSASHITTERS
Half true
Im blowing out his back with extreme force since I can actually shard travel while she's stuck reading books to figure out how to open a dimensional hole
I fricking love Nymeia so much it's unreal
Fricking thumbnail made me think she had Gaia-tier lips.
I bet Middie girls smell nice
middie girls have milk breath
>they drink healthy
>DRK quests are about babysitting Elezen kids
bros defend this
>he doesn't know
Continue playing
GNB fashion, militaristic, fantasy, or steampunk?
GNB - rough bozja-style military
MCH - steampunk
It has begun...
The writer should not have been so blatant with his fetish.
>give someone one piece of food
>this leads to fat fetish art
what is wrong with you schizos
Give anyone with a fetish an inch, and they'll go absolute ham.
>its a pre sb dungeon
yep thats an abandon duty from me
Too much of a lightweight to handle HW's animation based AoEs that don't have markers? I understand you pussy.
>It's Dzemael Darkhold with sprout party who refuses to look a chat
You stop walking, it's that easy
For all I care they can revert all the shitholes back to how they were pre 6.1 if they only streamlined this piece of shit.
I just had a realization.
>Cylva has been on the First for 100 years.
>Basically about as long as G'raha, just with enough extra time to do adventures with Ardbert.
>She got abducted from the Thirteenth as soon as it fell to darkness.
>From the perspective of the Source, the Thirteenth fell about 12k years ago.
>From the perspective of the First, it would have been a quintillion years ago.
GodDAMN the fricking time disparity between shards is actually insane when they don't happen to align for a while. And those are the two closest to the Source.
>Looks like you put on some weight sis. -Jullus to Zero
The man had designs for the southern provinces even before the conflict ended. Buuz is the key.
>your strength and prowess in battle are incredible, Warrior of Light. Pray allow me to show you my true form, and see if your skills in love equal your skills in war.
>ywn sleep on harvestmommy's lap
plz be real
It be real
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/66487
Nymeia stinky feet, yuck.
I will punch you in the neck
New alliance raid tier was disappointing.
I think the previous one was really excellent in comparison: environments, fights, music were all better in that one.
Yeah. I did like 5 runs and already sick of it. Halone's alright.
Just did the new raid for the 1st time. My only complaint is I couldn't tell wtf any of the attack indicators were trying to tell me. Nymies card stuff and everything Minphina did expect the yellow moon attack was unclear.
I think the ice attack indicators for Minphina were only visible close to her.
Card stuff was only whether you were going to get burned or frozen, I think.
>The gods insist on accompanying you on exploring the mortal world with optimism.
The first people they encounter are melodramatic npcs who waged war and killed in their name.
awkward yikes from the wol
S-stupid bratty c@.. she's only missing a yellow hat...
I unlocked all of the important jobs
>no blu
>no fisher
Try again
Look better. Also I didn't finish ARR yet
Excuse me, there's a fisher. Still missing blu.
>ninja
you have to restart bro..
NINJAS ARE CUTE AND COOL
just shut up and trick attack, oh wait
wont forgib if you say anything more
Bring back our girls
No. I want new grills.
>oracle of d0rkness
>isn't a part of void msq
Yoshi you gay
time is convoluted and shit
they're old hags now
It's gonna be such a cop out if next time we meet with them they still look the same even though we had a timeskip at the end of 6.0 that supposedly has lasted longer than SB did.
>go back to the first
>Gaia and Ryne are an old married couple now
>they both own a shop that sells coffee biscuits
They only utilize "time flows differently" purotto tuisuto when they need it.
>can't even progress MSQ because of ilvl
>can't even join hunts because it takes 15 minutes to switch worlds
No I will not be paying 400k shekels per item slot
Just farm abyssos n. It has lvl 610 gear.
Which floor takes the shortest time to run? I just need 2 upgrades
6 and 8. 5 and 7 are annoying.
Best girl was always there since the beginning.
Female Warrior of Light?
close
I use that hair and hat, they're too good
FOR ALLAH MEEGOOO
Going where? A mosque?
game audio in gridania got bugged and im stuck with nophica bgm https://a.wienerfile.com/ctqxRk.mp4
I have never actually seen how the female middie running animation looks like because my brain doesn't register other players.
female midlanders get a generic cute anime girl run, see
I haven't seen Mustadio the entire month I've been subbed
damn shame
I love that raid
He's Cylvagay tho
Cylva is married to a lonely quiet life, just like anon.
If next expansion they don't something new to keep the gameplay fresh, the game will start bleeding players.
From hardcore to casuals, everyone is feeling the game is becoming stale, even heard that from shadowbabbies. And to be honest, I don't see SE trying to change it next expansion, they are avoiding taking ANY risks, homogenizing jobs, fights with huge hitboxes for 100% uptime, minimum need to recenter boss, and even when they try something new, like criterion, they don't take risks and avoid putting any relevant loot there.
Somethings are even obvious low effort, like they rework PLD to be a burst job, but don't touch Cover or Shield Bash, they even kept goring blade as a GCD with the same animation and name, they didn't even bother to create new skills or change some animation for a fresh look (bulwak already existed, was just reworked).
>If next expansion they don't something new to keep the gameplay fresh
What
>Voice the alliance raid
>Don't voice Pandaemonium which uses MSQ characters
It's always been like that. Well, except for Coils.
Scream and Hic Svnt Leones are the best songs in Endwalker so far. Voice acting also adds nothing to the quality of story
>syncing your RPR moves with SAAAAAY GOOOODNIGHT
Better than sex
will we ever get an EX trial Zenos like we did with his dad?
Probably not, there's a pretty heavy implication that Varis and Varis EX were cobbled together from fight data they'd already made before deciding to kill him off for being a moron.
Stop posting this stupid fricking cat
Shinryu doesn't count?
also Memoria Miseria was lackluster as frick and hidden away inside the longest non-msq sidequest chain in the game
This, voice acting is a stain on gaming, the people who first put it in need to be executed and thrown into a ditch for turning gaming into absolute shit.
>Voice acting also adds nothing to the quality of story
lmao
? Not lahabread is voiced tho
>RECEIVE OF ME DEATH, AND BE HONORED
??? but Hephaistos is voiced
>Next expansion
>Ancients did it
Prove me wrong
They said they were gonna leave the Ancients behind with Endwalker, but you know they never will, it's either Ancients or Allagans did everything, they've written themselves into a corner with this shit
they've also said the patch msq would be a smaller adventure like the start but we are on the path to saving the thirteenth
>You can upgrade a piece of tomestone gear to ilvl 630 every week
But why tho? Are people stuck on this savage tiers dps checks or something?
does other people having good gear bother you?
answer the question
Yes, they all suck donkey dong and this is the only way they stand a chance.
the answer is 'probably'. but gear isn't gonna make you do your rotation right and do mechanics which is the actual issue in raiding as they are tuned atm
now answer my question
No it doesn't bother me people have good gear. It is confusing why theres such a restrictive system around raid gear that is simply for glamour now.
People also play more than 1 job.
there was a guy talking in a previous thread about how he only raids savage for 6 hours a week and his group sucks.
This is for those people
You know I don't normally mind when people spam stupid shit in CC quick chat but when a phys ranged starts to do it I get a little irritated. Like frick you you stupid piece of shit you knew what you were doing when you picked that role.
>B-BUT I CONTRIBUTE A LOT WITH DRILL AND MY LB!!!
Ask me if I give a frick, b***h, go piss up a rope you inbred motherfricker.