Is f zero 99 dead yet?

Is f zero 99 dead yet?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    f-zero is dead, yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead game
      Dead thread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead game
      Dead thread

      >Then show me the body...

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so far it seems like the most succesful 99 game yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you memory-hole Tetris99?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my NSO free trial sure is!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving out a free game and people STILL don't want to play it. LMFAO *wipes ear* my favorite franchise is a livin' joke...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >free
      Isn't it some weird freemium thing where you need online to play it?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still playing it here and there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow, that was close

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE GOOSE IS ALIVE AND WELL
    FRICK FOX Black folk
    FRICK STINGRAY JOBBERS
    AND MOST OF ALL
    CAPTAIN FALCON IS ALRIGHT

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the Kings League.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mute city should be frickin banned from 99. holy frick these Black folk need to stop picking it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had it only once since yesterday. Even Death Wind I is getting picked over it. I think the majority is finally getting sick of it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People pick it because it's the easiest course to get wins on. It will always be that way unless they remove it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the easiest course for Fox to get wins on
        FTFY
        Stingray's easiest courses are Sand Ocean and Red Canyon, don't know about Goose or Falcon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      make pro tracks a permanent mode and this game goes from a 3/5 to a 4/5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i heckin love soi city!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think a large part in fading player numbers is that people much prefer 3D racing over mode7. in other words, hopefully nintendo will think a new 3d sequel will have potential.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    give it some time it's their first slop in 20 years kek

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the next "classic" nintendo game to get the 99 treatment? Star Fox?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      StarTropics

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panel de Pon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo-Kazooie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikmin 99. You play as the Pikmin. Kind of like Transformice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord anon.
        That would be my digital crack.
        Frick.

        i mean practice as in just keep playing
        know the best places to use skyways really. will only know this after doing the same courses over and over
        like mute city 2 the best place to use a skyway is right at the fork circle

        Ah well fair then. As for Mute City2 I did grasp that.
        BigBlue seems best around the curves to cut through them.
        Death Wind2 where the bends start so you fly through and drop near the pit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fire emblem 99
      everyone controls one custom unit each, and every "turn" is on a 1 minute timer. everyone starts at level 1 and with basic weapons, better weapons are scattered across the map. if you wanna get spicy, throw some class seals around the map too and have a mode that lets you progress with your character instead of starting from level 1 every time.
      >kirby 99
      it's unironically just the amazing mirror map with people choosing where they wanna be dropped
      >pikmin 99
      what

      Pikmin 99. You play as the Pikmin. Kind of like Transformice.

      said
      >mario kart 99
      probably won't exist, it'll likely just be baked into mario kart 9 as a game mode

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would star fox 99 even work? Honest question

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try golden fox for a day or so
    >have to slow down to make every turn in the game
    >get manhandled by every other machine
    >constantly get fricked over by poorly timed super boosts that I have little control over
    >still consistently rank in the top 20 because fox is so forgiving
    nice machine foxtards

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missed my first mini-prix victory by 1 point and I'm not happy about it

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill be feet away from a red bumper then it feels the need to jerk to the frickin right out of nowhere
    frickin homosexual shit

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone just joins prix's at the last second to get more cpus because that shit is way more easier to get wins and in fact, more comfy
    i only do it to get points for the new colors and frick off

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the slide act like a drft on turns?
    What's the best way to make sharp turns? Slide into the curve? Out of it?
    Release gas? Brake?
    Give tips please.
    >t. B- after 6ish hours and best ranking is 24 or so.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes to everything. Also, there is a practice mode you dingus.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        never touch brakes unless its a whiteland 2 or silence turn but you use that in conjunction with not pressing gas, and drifting
        tappin accellerate while drifting on turns keeps a little more speed than usual
        practice practice practice.
        dont use stingray or falcon or fox

        Practice mode doesn't much help if I don't know the higher tech of the game to practice. hence asking for tips.
        Appreciate the advice though.
        Any other tips?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i mean practice as in just keep playing
          know the best places to use skyways really. will only know this after doing the same courses over and over
          like mute city 2 the best place to use a skyway is right at the fork circle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      never touch brakes unless its a whiteland 2 or silence turn but you use that in conjunction with not pressing gas, and drifting
      tappin accellerate while drifting on turns keeps a little more speed than usual
      practice practice practice.
      dont use stingray or falcon or fox

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the appeal of these games that as long as you do better than at least 50% of players, you feel like you didn't lose?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can become good enough that you win often enough to be satisfying. and for me personally, KOing a player is equally satisfying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rival system yeah. just beat them
      though its punishing if you decide to want to try using anything else later on

      you can become good enough that you win often enough to be satisfying. and for me personally, KOing a player is equally satisfying

      this too really. ko'ing helps you in two ways, one less gay to clog the ranks, more boost and fills you up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if you play like shit survival can feel like winning

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You suck, but watching you avoid the rank out was kino

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goose player in my GP scores a perfect 1000
    >each race they finish nearly 3 seconds ahead of everyone else
    Can't even be mad, just respect. JonVog, I kneel.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the Blue Falcon need a buff, and if yes, what should it be?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Falcon
      slightly higher starting health
      >Fox
      slightly lower starting health

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gains more skyway charge from super sparks.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could play it, but I'm not paying any kind of online paywall scam, and I've already used my NSO freetrial before

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    started playing F-Zero X for the first time in absolute ages and i forgot how touchy the controls are, holy shit.
    still think if you remade X with 99s systems you'd have a pretty solid game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would it be called F-Zero 99 X or F-Zero X 99?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your pic is why I play video games

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's got bots so you wouldn't be able to tell if it is or not.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    games starting to lose its magic but i still will continue one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just bummed that we'll practically get no real new tracks with Kings Cup.
      Mute City 3 is Mute City 1 with some mines where no one drives, Red Canyon 2 will be on Pro Tracks and Fire Field will be GP exclusive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah after you play a lot its starting to feel like im just watching marble races.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i really hope they pull in tracks from the GBA games so that it feels like being overall good is rewarded over just autistically learning such a small pool of tracks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            needs another mode to change the tracks up. at least a 99+ mode so you can have a better pool of shit to race in aside from mute city all the time

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Survival mode
              >removes all guard rails
              >adds ice to several turns
              >only red and gold bumpers spawn
              >bottom 20 eliminated each lap

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think they'll put in the GBA tracks unless it's as paid dlc and then there would only be like 10 players and 89 bots every time.
            The 10 Satellaview tracks seems more likely though.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They better be working on a Bishop/Rook/Pawn league right now or this game will die after King League. 3 leagues is not enough content. Especially when a lot of the tracks don't even show up in the basic 99 mode. More machines would be nice too.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got 1st in a mini-gp for the first time
    >it's with a machine I've barely used
    I can't tell if I'm getting better or if it was just luck

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been seeing less and less Fire Stingray

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you are. I've been saying this since the game launched and everyone immediately jumped to b***h about Stingray - once we get more complex tracks with more turns and shorter recharge zones, Stingray will fall off. That's exactly what happened

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >double lucky bumpers directly in front of pack
    >lol let me slam on the brakes directly in front of you and frick you despite you race going like shit already and being at like 30th
    Legitimately the only part of this game that is completely unacceptable. Normal CPU bumpers I can put up with, its just a matter of dodging the patterns spawned in front of you. Lucky bumpers are just there to utterly frick everyone in the race. You in 50th? Well guess what here's a lucky bumper Black person just to screw you and everyone around you over.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all knew daily discussion was gonna die off eventually but it was fun while it lasted
    Hopefully this continue to do well enough to reinvigorate the franchise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shame this game is so awesome, better than all the AIslop.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fox fell off meta
    goose and stingray overlords
    falcon still mid

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hail to the King, Baby!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1st place on Death Wind I with Stingray
      I kneel.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if this is being autosaged...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game buckbroke me so I ran away to Fire Emblem GBA.

    >lose
    >restart
    >win
    Ahhh, now this is a game for me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and appreciate your honesty, casual gamer who is severely lacking in skill.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I finally understand the appeal of RPGs... They're for broken and defeated men like me who just want to experience a win for once in their life.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't give up you will get that sweet taste of victory and when you do it will feel better than tight asian pussy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got one, but that was before Sweaty League dropped. Now I finish 30th consistently and rank out at White Land, which used to be one of my strong courses.

            No, anon. It's over for me. I am no longer a man. No longer a warrior, a providor. I have failed my tribe. I wouldn't even be able to pick berries. They'd throw me off a cliff with the other deformed failures. All that's left for me are RPGs, because we live in a society that keeps my kind alive. I should be killed. If I were a japanese gamer they'd chop my head off while I played Wario's Woods.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick was so close winning Mini Prix but a fricking lucky Bumper fricked me!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      classic

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they going to add more N64 games or what? there's only two left in the "pipeline"

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the sweaty max rank homosexuals who just boost spam the fox in every single match will finally kill themselves when their gay ass car gets nerfed?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fox aint even meta anymore, i barely see them in top 10 finishes. it's all gooses and a few stingrays on leaderboards now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'll note that i didn't say "normal moron fox user" i said "sweaty max rank homosexuals"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is grip/durability became a more viable option in comparison to recovery in the new tracks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the tracks dont have a big pit compared to others

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