Imagine if you were male Kirlia and you were looking forward for your entire live to evolve into a beautiful, epic Gardevoir, only for your moronic troony homosexual trainer to decide to devolve you into a Gallade instead. And now you are stuck as that skinny-fat shitmon for the rest of your long live with no chance to ever become a Gardevoir, just because some dumb, hairless ape decided to be extra cruel that day.
I think that devolving your male Kirlia into Gallade is fricking animal abuse and should be illegal.
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First of all, you clearly don't know what a shitmon is
Then, if you'd prefer your male Kirlia to become a Gardevoir over a Gallade you're clearly mentally ill
>First of all, you clearly don't know what a shitmon is
Gallade is the peak of shitmon. He could have been an epic Gardevoir, but then some dumb, hairless ape decided to make him into this thing instead. Truly one of the saddest life forms to ever exist, thus highly worthy of the title of shitmon.
Welp, you heard him. Santa's word is final.
>believing santa's posting this close to christmas
It's krampus. He's impersonating Santa and trying to ruin Christmas for the children.
Cute Gremlin
>First of all, you clearly don't know what a shitmon is
>fanfic meta
It's even worse in VGC, at least in PU it has slightly more dignified competition than fricking Wigglytuff and Squawkabilly.
>It's bad after 15 years of powercreep
Shocking!
>can't make OU even in its debut gen
You've been outdone by fricking Miltank.
>It's not in the highest non-banlist tier therefore it's a shitmon
sneed
Either Miltank and Gallade are both shitmons or they're both good Pokemon that have been powercrept. Pick one.
You're the only one calling Miltank a shitmon, it's about as much of a shitmon as Tauros
Yes, I know.
Why would I anyway?
What does this have to do with my thread?
You're fantasizing a male Killian turning into a girly pokemon like Gardevoir. In short you want it to become a troony.
Have you made the connection yet?
1. It's not fantazising. It's actually canon.
2. If I were a troony, I would fantazise about FEMALE Pokémon
3. WTF is a Killian??? Sounds like a serial killer.
1) It's not canon
2) I don't even know how to answer to that or what logic was used for this conclusion.
3) It's called autocorrect. Are you a newbie?
>1) It's not canon
it is. 50% male. Cope.
>2) I don't even know how to answer to that or what logic was used for this conclusion.
A troony would self-identify with a female Pokémon because xe believes that xe is actually female and has always been
>3) It's called autocorrect. Are you a newbie?
I don't have autocorrect. Are you a PHONEPOSTER???
I named my Gallade Gumby, and he’s pretty cool
So you are one of those sick animal abusers who devolve their Kirlia into a Gallade. I hope you atleast feel bed for it.
I don’t take him to bed, I’m married to his sister.
How the frick do you even get a gallade, I never paid attention
I don't think you can even mega a gallade either lol
I only ever catch female ralts anyway
Bait but I fell for it
Oh huh, that's kinda cool actually, at least they thought of doing that
But the base gallade is idk so not worth it unless I was going to have a female gardevoir and male gallade 🙂
To evolve your Kirlia into Gallade, you need to grab a knife in real life and ram it into your throat with as much force as you can.
Trust me, it might sound weird but it 100% works.
Gallade is pretty good as a catcher and got a good buff this gen. Don't really consider him a shitmon
Why are you shitting on my bro like this
Name one reason why Gallaglade would be a better evolution than Gardevoir that isn't fetish shit or "haha I ruined his life how funny and epic LOOOL".
Why would you want your male Kirk’s to evolve into Gardevoir
Because Gardevoir is epic.
no he’s cool
He has a fat trunk, so no
How dare you insult my precious husband
Nick is off meds again
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Gardevoir isn't even that good despite the shilling. It's just a worse Alakazam.
SMOGOhomie DETECTED!!!
Imagine caring abourt ANYTHING Smogon University says.
This
Alakazam looks nothing like Gardevoir.
What a shitmon.
gallade is a good mon, he can learn false swipe and hypnosis so it's been my main catcher since swsh cut parasect and smeargle. its run cycle is also pretty fast making it a good item collector in the overworld. the one I have in sv has been so useful it ended up getting the item finder and reliable partner marks without me even noticing.
>Sharpness + Psycho Cut + Sacred Sword + Aerial Ace/Leaf Blade/Aqua Cutter/X-Scissor/Solar Blade + Swords Dance
OP will never understand what it means to be cool.
+ Psycho Cut + Sacred Sword + Aerial Ace/Leaf Blade/Aqua Cutter/X-Scissor/Solar Blade + Swords Dance
Just give Gardevoir a bladed weapon and he will be able to do all that shit too, but better than Gallaglade.
>he will be able to do all that shit too
>65 Attack
Won't scratch anything lol
>Doesn’t have Sharpness
>Can’t learn any of those moves
>65 Atk vs 165 Atk
christ man at least do your research if you have taste this shit
That's why I said "if you give him a bladed weapon he will be able to do all this stuff better than Gallade".
Besides, Gardevoir doest need all that crap. He can just roundhousekick Gallade into oblivion, no blades required.
it doesn’t learn any kicking moves either
It has legs, so it can kick.
Dunsparce has wings, does that mean it can fly?
No, because it is too heavy for its tiny wings to carry.
and so I can argue that gardebawd’s pin-thin legs are too weak to properly kick anything
Gardevoirs legs are much, much stronger than Gallades legs.
He is very fit and agile.
Damn it's only like the 20th Pokemon to have swords for arms, very unique and cool.
Wait what are the 19 before it?
Sandslash
Scyther
Kabutops
Scizor
Skarmory
Grovyle
Sceptile
Ninjask
Anorith
Armaldo
Empoleon
Kricketune
Garchomp
And this isn't even counting Farfetch'd or Absol
I’ll give you Skarmory, Grovyle and Sceptile, and maybe Empoleon, but half of that list just has sharp claws, and Kabutops and SCYTHEr have scythes, not swords
>No Seviper
And if Garchomp counts then Floatzel's fins are also arm blades
Name at least 5 then. I bet you can't come up with anything other than Kabutops, Garchomp and Sceptile.
Gallade only exists because GameFreak got mad at people wanting to frick Gardevoir, which they see as a dog or cat animal. They made Gallade as a way of saying "nuh uh, you can't frick Gardevoir, she already has a Pokemon boyfriend!"
>Gardevoirs boyfriend
So Gallade is not just fugly, but gay too? Doesn't surprize me to be honest.
???
you, as a male Krilia, wanted to evolve into a Gardevoir, and it's your trainer who is the troony?
OP, what fricking logic is this?
I don't get YOUR logic.
Of course, the trainer devolving poor male Kirlia into that shitmon likely to fullfill some sort of fetish with absolutely no regard for Kirlias thoughts and feelings is probably a troony.
what are you talking about. what troony-fetish would be involved in turning a male Krilia into a Gallade
I don't know how troonys think.
Maybe tey hate the male gender as a whole and want male Pokémon to suffer.
Maybe they hate themselves, so they want Kirlia to hate himself and feel in the wrong body too.
Maybe Gallades shape makes a good makeshift buttplug.
idk buddy, you're wanting a male pokemon to become feminine in it's adult stage, that sounds pretty fricking trans.
troony logic.
What a sad existance being stuck as that moronic shitmon only because your troony trainer wanted to be extra cruel.
life itself is a sad existence
>liking Gardevoir but hating Gallade
This is the single easiest way of spotting a troony on /vp/
Gallade is such a bland, forgettable design that I would have forgotten that it exists if it wasn't like the worst split evolution you could get.
It's not even that offensively bad if it wasn't for the fact that it could have become something epic like Gardevoir instead.
Doesn't matter, Iron Valiant negs them both.
Would you hug and/or fug your male gardevoir when they inevitably start showing their affection towards you?
If the answer is no, then that's a perfect reason not to get one
Fug no
Hug yes
Gay
Why would a male Kirlia want to look like the princess instead of the knight? -___-;
Did you ever even see a knight?
They have amazing, carefully crafted plate armor, made from the finest steels. Also, they usually ride horses in battle.
Gallade is nothing of this. He is a skinny-fat loser with dull swords for arms. Note that the real knights main weapon were various polearms, not swords.
Fricking Corviknight is closer to an actual knight and she is literally just scrap material to make a hammer from.
Because males seek strength and Gardevoir is better
Funny how a male with masculine features filters self-hating troons and post wall roasties
Ah, yes. Stick thin arms and legs, stupid, dull elbow swords and a massive beer belly. Truly the peak of masculinity. Only a troony could find this one fugly.
Male Gardevoirs are like the incels and Gallades are the chads Female Staceyvoirs go for.
Gallade is the insecure incel who tries to be an "Alpha male" to boost his ego.
Male Gardevoir is the legend who feels good in his body and doesn't care what others think about him.
Making the male kirlia into a male gardevior is gay troony shit. Why would you want a feminine pokemon to be male?
I had to make my shiny male Kirlia into a Gardevoir because he appeared when I was hatching for a 5 IV 0 Atk Gardevoir and I could make that into a Gallade
You all are moronic
Gardevoir is better because it can make black holes and gallade cant
Gallade only exists because Gamefreak realized they made a mistake by not making Gardevoir female only and made Gallade as a band-aid
>made a mistake by not making Gardevoir female only
How degenerate does a human being have to be to have such thoughts?
stop posting Lily Orchard
I get if you want to stick your dick into Gallade, but devolving a male Kirlia into a Gallade instead of a Gardevoir just for your fetish fulfillment is just pure evil.
Nah that's Rhydon. The most nothing Pokémon of all time.
I dont care that much about Rhydon, but didn't he have a higher attack stat than actual god and defense rivaling god despite not even being fully mature yesterday? I wouldn't call him the kost nothing Pokémon.