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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thing was removed in the remakes, it's no longer canon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remakes are non-canon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, remakes have always replaced the originals in canon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Directly confirmed to not be the case by the scenario writer.

          I know this is a shitpost thread but like, if this shit was installed in Pokecenters ages ago (yeah yeah I know canonicity is fricking whatever in this series) and knowledge of parallel worlds isn't even uncommon in Pokeacademia at this point thanks to multiple established scientists and phenomena, why the FRICK did the Paldean Professor need to build a specific hexagon machine in the middle of a fricking shady ass crater to get their dino/robot fetish fix? Sure, they needed funding which the Tera Ball shit was supposed to give, but you telling me there's exactly zero other autists in the Pokemon world who wouldn't have signed up to send Pokeballs into the past/future? You telling me CYRUS b***hbreaking multiple mythological beings was more respectable/believable than Sada/Turo basically fishing?

          >you telling me there's exactly zero other autists in the Pokemon world who wouldn't have signed up to send Pokeballs into the past/future?
          How does either answer contradict the claim the game makes?
          Not to mention we don't know the exact year relative to previous games SV happened so even then the proffesor might have banished before many of the larger issues, and even then Aether was really the only respectable group that has any resemblance of an idea about parallel worlds.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point was that Sada/Turo getting shit on because of the book specifically is dumb in a world where Bill and Lanette manage to build the PC system entire separate from each other with no notable support and people can promise complete bullshit and earn devoted followers across an entire nation as in

            >The Scarlet and Violet Books were disregarded as elaborate and exaggerated works of fiction.
            Yeah sure cool, but it's still ultimately research into a TIME MACHINE, which sounds like the kind of shit some random Devon/Silph co nerd would bring up as dialogue. The idea that the professor couldn't get any traction without schizoing out in a crater when again, you have people gathering up in clown suits to follow frickers like THIS every couple years is goofy. Bill literally turned into a Clefairy on accident one time and wrote a BOOK on it, some ecoterrorist woke up a funny animal and almost climate changed Hoenn off the map, or overthrowing regions because THIS FRICKER said it would help their PETA dreams, but Sada/Turo going "this book inspired me:)" is too much apparently.

            .
            >we don't know the exact year relative to previous games SV happened
            It's after SwSh by an unknown amount, which is after SM due to Aether leaks like Silvally and Beast Balls, where shit like Red's league run and Bill's fusion dance are "old" and stuff like Mewtwo's creation or research intk infinity energy would be older. I refuse to believe that a world that could allow Rose to build an incubation chamber for a giant skeleton space hand into Galar's infrastructure wouldn't produce another person who would support Sada/Turo's time autism.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, remakes have always replaced the originals in canon

        You guys are fricking losers arguing about a canon you have no personal control over. Consoom media and decide on whatever canon you want, it's all make believe anyways

        Frickin dorks lmfao

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a time capsule is not the same thing as a time machine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it's clearly a machine too

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been using this thing frequently in my quest to complete the gens 1 and 2 Pokedexes in Yellow and Crystal and damn if there isn't a lot of trading involved.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you can't complete the poxedex with just those two games since Crystal omits some gen 2 mons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't complete Crystal, but you can complete Yellow's dex with Crystal, since I'm pretty sure it has all of the Pokemon in it that Yellow is missing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also have Red, Blue, Gold, and Silver for exclusives Yellow and Crystal are missing, but I'm primarily using Yellow and Crystal for dex completion and the diplomas. The other games are speedran to reach the point of version exclusivity or duplicates needed, like more Eevees.

        Yellow is missing
        >Weedle line
        >Ekans line
        >Raichu
        >Meowth line
        >Koffing line
        >Jynx
        >Electabuzz
        >Magmar
        >Mew

        Crystal is missing
        >Bulbasaur line
        >Charmander line
        >Squirtle line
        >Vulpix line
        >Mankey line
        >Omanyte line
        >Kabuto line
        >Articuno
        >Zapdos
        >Moltres
        >Mewtwo
        >Mew
        >Mareep line
        >Girafarig
        >Remoraid line

        The missing Pokemon from Yellow can be found in Crystal. The missing Pokemon from Crystal can be found in a single run through of Gold or Silver, and transferred in from Yellow. I'm also using the Mew glitch to catch specific Pokemon that are otherwise a b***h to track down, like Pinsir and Dragonite. To accomplish this I need to trade mons into Red for leveling and to raise their Special stats to meet the requirements to spawn and catch new Pokemon. The process is slow, but steady, and because I have all the gen 1 games on one 3DS I have to trade them to my second 3DS, which has Gold on it to act as a relay, before I can trade them to the necessary game.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a shitpost thread but like, if this shit was installed in Pokecenters ages ago (yeah yeah I know canonicity is fricking whatever in this series) and knowledge of parallel worlds isn't even uncommon in Pokeacademia at this point thanks to multiple established scientists and phenomena, why the FRICK did the Paldean Professor need to build a specific hexagon machine in the middle of a fricking shady ass crater to get their dino/robot fetish fix? Sure, they needed funding which the Tera Ball shit was supposed to give, but you telling me there's exactly zero other autists in the Pokemon world who wouldn't have signed up to send Pokeballs into the past/future? You telling me CYRUS b***hbreaking multiple mythological beings was more respectable/believable than Sada/Turo basically fishing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Scarlet and Violet Books were disregarded as elaborate and exaggerated works of fiction. It would be like someone believing that there's actually a hidden enclave of dinosaurs living in a hollow earth cave somewhere because they really really liked Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth. The Paradox Pokemons' origins come from the Books and the terrible Occulture magazine, of ill-repute and prone to just making shit up. Yet this combination of rumors and belief drove the professors mad with obsession, to actually make contact with said mythological creatures. They wholeheartedly believed everything depicted in the Scarlet and Violet Books was true.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Scarlet and Violet Books were disregarded as elaborate and exaggerated works of fiction.
        Yeah sure cool, but it's still ultimately research into a TIME MACHINE, which sounds like the kind of shit some random Devon/Silph co nerd would bring up as dialogue. The idea that the professor couldn't get any traction without schizoing out in a crater when again, you have people gathering up in clown suits to follow frickers like THIS every couple years is goofy. Bill literally turned into a Clefairy on accident one time and wrote a BOOK on it, some ecoterrorist woke up a funny animal and almost climate changed Hoenn off the map, or overthrowing regions because THIS FRICKER said it would help their PETA dreams, but Sada/Turo going "this book inspired me:)" is too much apparently.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Bill and the paldea parents built machines that transport a pokeball through time, except Bill not only actually accomplished it, he was able to specifically choose a time two years forward and back, and mass produce the technology so it was available in all pokecenters. Twenty years later some schizo jumps in a hole, pokes a turtle until it shits out their make believe pokemon, and kills themselves. One furry nerd in a beach house outdid the best and brightest of paldea's top academy.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagination Theory was already debunked when Tera Raid event for Walking Wake/Iron Leaves happened. And just like what happened with Zodiacgays when Fuecoco was revealed, Imaginationgays still latched onto something to try and keep their theory on life support.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to pass off an advertisement blurb as canon? Is this the kind of proof time travel theorists cling too?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to Imaginationgays passing off website ad as canon?
        Is Gen 9 not in Paldea anymore because the ads of the game say where it takes place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will never admit they’re wrong, imagination gays are as bad as zodiacucks
      The autism on this board is absurd, Dan theories are taken WAY too seriously.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does a brontosaurus become a tiger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because James Turner wanted to do a funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop right there you enormous homosexual, you're so incredibly wrong I can't even think of a good slur to call you

      because it's not a tiger, it's a legendary dog

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because it's not a tiger, it's a legendary dog
        Calling them digs was always a fan thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Died and resurected by bird.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL actually

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rby with gen 2 tradeback movesets is an imaginary metagame

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Perform the Old Man glitch
      >Catch `M
      >Teach it Swords Dance
      >Evolve it at level 0 into a Kangaskhan
      >You now have a Kankaskhan with Swords Dance

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Past Paradoxes make less sense when you realize Fossilmons have existed since the first games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely wonder if that is a hint or GF being moronic like how Hisuian Voltorb still looks like a Pokeball instead of an Apricorn mimic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really sure why, there are multiple pre-historic eras. It be like saying raptors don't exist because he have them now and we have fossils of tetrapods.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are trying so hard to stay relevant

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