Stardew Valley literally streamlines everything that's frustrating about the control schemes in those games and there's zero trans shit in it you utter homosexual
Its good but the birthdays always bothered me. For example why the frick do none of the characters actually celebrate their own or each other birthdays? Literally all you get is a short line if you give them a gift. Also why does the player not get a birthday? Truly head scratching.
It's good for what it is and nothing else. If you want a low stakes, cozy game about growing crops and making friends with people by handing them shit, this ones pretty good
Its ok. Its pretty shallow but nice and comfy and braindead. I liked to see how fast i could complete the community center with doing any autistic shit, i think the earliest i got it was a couple days into winter 1 cause of the foraging
It's ok, it's one of those autistic "buy shit & watch number grow" games but tries to masquerade as something more meaningful. Mainly fails because the character writing is really naive and unrealistic, takes you out of the experience because they all feel like robots.
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like >Hey buddy, how's it going? >Hope there's something good in these geodes >You know how much Emily loves her crystals >I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard… >*chuckle* >Of course, a gentleman never tells >*wink* >*chuckle* >Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi >Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus. >You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone. >I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together. >Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right? >*chuckle again* >Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
JIZZ
That's what we release to Jas, yes.
It's boring as frick
I couldn't get past the first quest of talking to everyone in town
CUM!
There's nothing better.
>farming sim
Do you really need to ask
If you like comfortable farming games, Yes. Very much so. It's a great game for my tastes.
Pretty good and before harvest moon ports actually started coming to pc it was all we had besides emulation
It's a pretty good comfy game
Harvest Moon and Rune Factory did it first and better (and without any of the troony shit)
>(and without any of the troony shit
>20 years ago
Of course they did, nothing of the shit now existed then
there is no troon mess in standard stardew valley
however you can marry and date anyone you want
also the game only has male or female as the option
>Without any of the troony shit
Imagine taking the time to mod that into the game just to piss yourself off.
Stardew Valley literally streamlines everything that's frustrating about the control schemes in those games and there's zero trans shit in it you utter homosexual
It has gay shit, the game isn't a troon mess yet
Is there a mod to fix Demetrius?
You can find it in the Rentry.
rentry.org/anonstardewmods
i tried and i don't understand the appeal of this game
Its good but the birthdays always bothered me. For example why the frick do none of the characters actually celebrate their own or each other birthdays? Literally all you get is a short line if you give them a gift. Also why does the player not get a birthday? Truly head scratching.
pedo thread
>out of 10!
you're hilarious!
And we wouldn't have it any other way.
Friends of mineral town for GBA got better waifus
It's good for what it is and nothing else. If you want a low stakes, cozy game about growing crops and making friends with people by handing them shit, this ones pretty good
Yes it is. It's a near perfect game, the only flaw is the inventory management which could use a complete overhaul.
>inventory management
Any good example of a what do you think is better?
It needs to be list based and collectible in a single container.
Its ok. Its pretty shallow but nice and comfy and braindead. I liked to see how fast i could complete the community center with doing any autistic shit, i think the earliest i got it was a couple days into winter 1 cause of the foraging
It's ok, it's one of those autistic "buy shit & watch number grow" games but tries to masquerade as something more meaningful. Mainly fails because the character writing is really naive and unrealistic, takes you out of the experience because they all feel like robots.
Who is the best waifu and why? Trying to choose who i should marry
Haley
Ignore women, embrace Krobus.
Jas and Morgan
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy, how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard…
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.