I'm convinced a significant amount of the hate botw and totk get is due to the fact the two main characters are attractive heterosexual light eyed blond haired people in love
Absolutely not. What if Zelda got pregnant before they got married? Is the child legitimate or not? Would that child be heir to the throne or not? If they had more children after their marriage would they have a better claim then the one conceived before? They need to get married immediately before their hormones take over to prevent a succession crisis
this is the most vanilla tame romcom tier type of imagery that could only cater to virginal women so they dont become hysterically debilitated by the idea of intercourse between a man and a woman
explain to me how the image in OP is a more believable example of a pure love than two individuals going at it roughly
like how the frick would saying "itll be alright" fix anything or allay an concerns
it's just posing two figures and speaking nonsense
it's utterly childish for anyone to think words could fix anything ever
it doesnt
i explained who trite these images are
that all the point i was trying to make
im definitely FOR portraying a healthy relationship between these imaginary characters, especially in the face of all the anti-family and anti-htereosexual propaganda these characters are used for
You're right. She can probably continue the "royal" bloodline by fricking random farm animals. She doesn't need link. In fact, Link would pollute the purity of her goat lineage.
Even fricking random horses is closer to the goat blood that makes her magical.
>Everyting
This was drawn by either a Chinese or Japanese girl. I bet you can’t speak 2 languages or draw. Kek
>AI sloppa
why does the girl have shorter hair than the man?
I'm pretty sure Zelda gets to decide what is and isn't okay in Hyrule, by divine right.
I'm convinced a significant amount of the hate botw and totk get is due to the fact the two main characters are attractive heterosexual light eyed blond haired people in love
what a sad state of affair
Absolutely not. What if Zelda got pregnant before they got married? Is the child legitimate or not? Would that child be heir to the throne or not? If they had more children after their marriage would they have a better claim then the one conceived before? They need to get married immediately before their hormones take over to prevent a succession crisis
this is the most vanilla tame romcom tier type of imagery that could only cater to virginal women so they dont become hysterically debilitated by the idea of intercourse between a man and a woman
Good? Women should all be virginal before marriage
sorry
i meant this sort of imagery does nothing to encourage my erection
your brain got ruined by porn, hrt is the next step
explain to me how the image in OP is a more believable example of a pure love than two individuals going at it roughly
like how the frick would saying "itll be alright" fix anything or allay an concerns
it's just posing two figures and speaking nonsense
it's utterly childish for anyone to think words could fix anything ever
youre a moron btw
how angry does this image make you feel ?
it doesnt
i explained who trite these images are
that all the point i was trying to make
im definitely FOR portraying a healthy relationship between these imaginary characters, especially in the face of all the anti-family and anti-htereosexual propaganda these characters are used for
it's ok, anon. not everyone has to reproduce. I concede your genetic dead end
nice projection
i hope that coping technique will help you on that long road you have to walk alone
no projection, anon. you just seem to be very troubled for some reason
As you both seem to be experts on the topic: Do you guys know a good projector? Mine has broken down
>two billionth zelda cuck thread this hour
There wasn't any cuckshit in this thread until you mentioned it
Get a lobotomy, false-flagger.
They have to to preserve the royal bloodline
the royal bloodline literally has goat DNA in
Link is like 1/8th goat now too so it's fine.
You're right. She can probably continue the "royal" bloodline by fricking random farm animals. She doesn't need link. In fact, Link would pollute the purity of her goat lineage.
Even fricking random horses is closer to the goat blood that makes her magical.
>premarital
In OPs image Zelda is fading away. So Link is at his house in Hateno alone reminiscing about Zelda, which is why he is crying.
Kind of sad bros
They're both trans. Zelda has the pole and Link has the hole.
>Spam crap in Zelink threads
>Claim "Zelink softcore porn spam" later