OP here. I would but you all would make fun of me because I made him black and then you’d probably start calling me American or something something BLACKED
AYOO CHOSEN, YOU LOOK THE 'THE ONE' IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT HAHA FR FR NO CAP THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE, REAL 'BUSSIN' IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF, I DO SAY SO, ON GOD!
OP here. I would but you all would make fun of me because I made him black and then you’d probably start calling me American or something something BLACKED
I'm honestly beyond disappointed in it.
I loved the EA "sexy tadpole that tries to lure you into using your powers". Now it's some sort of weird dragon ball Z anime kung fu sensei that shows you some scene of people flying and fighting in the sky? Nuh uh. I WANT MY SEXY GAY bawd IN A PINK DRESS PLS.
>all these trannies making female chars and male guardians
ywnbaw
OP here. I would but you all would make fun of me because I made him black and then you’d probably start calling me American or something something BLACKED
I loved the EA "sexy tadpole that tries to lure you into using your powers". Now it's some sort of weird dragon ball Z anime kung fu sensei that shows you some scene of people flying and fighting in the sky? Nuh uh. I WANT MY SEXY GAY bawd IN A PINK DRESS PLS.
Yes, Daisy isn't trying to seduce you into using your tadpole powers and instead you have a protector who is guarding you from the Absolutes power.
This protector will show up in dreams and encourage you to use the powers and gain ilithid strength.
Haven't even been able to flirt with him so far, but they did say you are able to in a developer blog. So i guess? it's not in Act 1 though. In fact, you only see him two times in Act 1 and near the very end of the act. If you don't sleep every 5 seconds you can potentially miss the scenes.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You won't see them at all unless you use your powers.
Yeah but boy howdy a lot of the companions are thirsty, astarion right from the start, frog lady and shadowfart were ready to jump my dick after killing the druids, and minthara as well though that makes a little more sense I guess. Unrelated but seems a little weird not to have the only drow companion be available to go to the underdark.
Most people that played the EA expected it to be an illusion made up by the tadpole, a literal tulpa waifu. Pretty big difference between than and an actual squid
You don't have to have sex yourself but the world around you is still full of it. Characters constantly flirting, throwing themselves at you and acting like incels when you reject them, you can find npcs fricking, Lae'zel gets so angry if you reject her the next night she will tell you about how she had sex with one of your companions, main story characters constantly joke about sex, etc.
This is just realistic and fun. Sex and sexuality are a massive part of being alive. It isn't porn brain to have a game that explores existence without pretending sex doesn't exist just so losers aren't uncomfortable.
You don't have to have sex yourself but the world around you is still full of it. Characters constantly flirting, throwing themselves at you and acting like incels when you reject them, you can find npcs fricking, Lae'zel gets so angry if you reject her the next night she will tell you about how she had sex with one of your companions, main story characters constantly joke about sex, etc.
This is just realistic and fun. Sex and sexuality are a massive part of being alive. It isn't porn brain to have a game that explores existence without pretending sex doesn't exist just so losers aren't uncomfortable.
>Sex and sexuality are a massive part of being alive.
No. They aren't. Porn ruined your brain. I'm truly sorry for you. People don't have sex interactions every 5 seconds with random strangers. Normal people don't have their party of 6 friends all talking about fricking each other and flirting with you non stop and getting mad when you reject them. In normal life you don't open a door and find a hobgoblin and an ogre fricking. In real life you don't meet a Devil and he goes on and on about how sexually pleasurable your tongue is. In real life you don't have the dark urge to kill and a narrator shows up to point out you have a boner.
You being a porn addict doesn't reflect in real life. Maybe if you left your house once in a while you would know that. If you call a plumber, you don't have sex with him. If you go to high school your teacher doesn't frick you. If you go see a doctor the prostate exam doesn't turn into a fisting session.
Porn has ruined your life and perception of reality to the point you think it's acceptable for a medieval videogame about squid monsters to ask what genitalia you have in character creator.
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Cope, you pathetic incel. Leave the house once in a while.
We got a live one boys. >verification not required
10 months ago
Anonymous
You frick an elephant that fricks five other guys. There's more to life than sex.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession. Now take your meds.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I would rip your head off. I would atomize you, fat child abuse victim.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You do realize you can just open paint and... remove the (you) part, right? That proves nothing.
Look, i just removed it.
I truly feel sorry for you anon. You tried to pretend your porn addiction was normal, you got btfod, and your last resort was trying to pick up a fight and harrass people while gaslighting. Truly embarrassing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>reddit spacing >m-muh photoshoop
It writhes when you shine a light on it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
please stop posting anon i beg you
10 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry, not going to stop bullying you. Log off any time.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>muh porn addiction
sorry anon theres only one person getting bullied
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, I don't think I will.
10 months ago
Anonymous
10 months ago
Anonymous
Is this conversation just two morons fighting?
10 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know I just got here and I'm continually stupefied people actually use MSPaint to shop web pages
10 months ago
Anonymous
I get you, but I still want to call you a homosexual because your writing style annoyed me.
10 months ago
Anonymous
holy shit it's the hacker known as Ganker!!!1!!
10 months ago
Anonymous
I stopped responding to it like an hour ago anon, the schizo did a better job of embarassing itself than I ever could.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>get caught samegayging after the most embarrassing post I have ever seen >no u
You lost. Go outside, incel.
my experience in mixed sex friend groups is actually that everybody ends up fricking each other. In normal life there aren't hobgoblins and ogres but I've seen people fricking on the side of the highway before. Which is even more indecent than fricking in a barn. In real life there are people who have intrusive thoughts and find violence sexually arousing.
>value added post >all the replies are seething redditors and zoomies
Sex is in the game so that coombrained zoomer boys, who statistically do not have sex, can roleplay as someone who is not an incel. Attacking the game’s presentation of sex is a direct attack on them.
>People don't have sex interactions every 5 seconds with random strangers.
It is not frequent but still happens.
I've never done anything of the sort but even just passively going about my business I've bumped into it.
>Some Russian dude fricking a girl in my adjacent men's bathroom stall at a Karaoke venue >Another incident at some bowling venue, guy was having his was with a girl in the men's toilet >Two guys popping out of a toilet in a bar >A girl took off her bra from under her shirt waved it around then flung it at me at a meetup with colleagues for someone's birthday during university days >A tenant above a studio I was renting at picked up some chick from a nearby bar and could hear them fricking >Unisex toilet at some bar, was commenting about the door being stiff and having to use more force to close it properly to a girl that was waiting and she commented "That's what she said" >And a girl waiting in line behind to enter a bar was intentionally pressing her chest against my back when it wasn't even crowded.
You're correct, it's funny to see the shills and the braindead morons replying to your post.
I'm a big coomer, but I hate to see sex trivialized like this game does.
>This is just realistic and fun
No, it's not, even IRL not every single fricking person you met tries to get into your pants instantly like they do in this game
It's realistic to cover sexuality in a game that seriously considers social interactions and role playing. The amount isn't realistic because it's a fantasy RPG video game. The amount of everything in the game is unrealistic (violence, sex, drama, anything else you can think of). That's not a bad thing though.
Kek pretty sure TSR threatened to sue some sex-creeper magazine that used the D&D name for their BDSM items during the early days of the hobby. They were pretty adamant that they didn't anything of the sort and only had some cheesecake art.
Kask talked about how he used to light up a spliff to go through submissions and telling the morons sending them useless fetish shit for Dragon to frick off.
LMAOOOOO this anon doesn't have sex at all lol, i have sex with 20 different women PER DAY, i get asked for sex even by the old store clerk lady and her husband begs me to frick her. so please, HAVE SEX LOSER.
It's realistic to cover sexuality in a game that seriously considers social interactions and role playing. The amount isn't realistic because it's a fantasy RPG video game. The amount of everything in the game is unrealistic (violence, sex, drama, anything else you can think of). That's not a bad thing though.
I think most people are misunderstanding what I mean by realistic.
I think you meant to use "appropriate" rather than realistic and I would agree with you if it felt like this game took dialogue or conversations with any amount of seriousness.
Conversations in this game rarely feel like they're sensible and I can't put my finger on exactly why.
Maybe it's the dice rolling when I ask certain things but I honestly haven't a clue.
Time and time again, the people who all frick each other in a group are never mentally sound, they're always really gross, low self esteem people who love to overdo it.
That's real life. You should spend less time on Ganker and go outside more.
my experience in mixed sex friend groups is actually that everybody ends up fricking each other. In normal life there aren't hobgoblins and ogres but I've seen people fricking on the side of the highway before. Which is even more indecent than fricking in a barn. In real life there are people who have intrusive thoughts and find violence sexually arousing.
It will never not be hilarious to me that Ganker has a bunch of soccer moms pearl clutching about people having sexual relationships in an adult game. Like holy frick of all the ways this place has gotten worse, this has to be the funniest. Why the frick would anyone come to Ganker if they are so much of a prude that sex bothers them.
You ever met somebody who talks about weed, smells like weed, and schedules their life around weed?
You stand out to decent people just as much as a pot head does.
didn't we have this whole thing where people were making consent forms for D&D to keep out triggers and sexual stuff just in case someone was uncomfortable with it?
D&D is nerd shit for a bunch of bros regardless of gender to just hang around and roleplay adventures and larp as a dwarf caving in skulls and if anyone starts doing weird sexual shit with other players, it just becomes awkward for everyone else who isn't involved in the sexual interaction or it just ends up being a meaningless pretense for everyone to get horny and start jerking off under the table
it's not so much about escaping realistic social interaction and more that this almost doesn't happen at all amongst the people who play with the original source material and doesn't account for people who are uncomfortable with random advances
Yeah ill pass then, I'm tired of porn brain shit in media. Especially when its written by repulsive nerds who either don't frick or are boomer tier obsessed with fricking. Its embarrassing white people shit basically.
Yes, you won't catch the returning characters or some charming little references here or there but by and large the plot has nothing to do with the Baal Spawn shit.
Or.little enough to do with it that it's not that central.to the overall plot.
The main thing you'll be missing for 3 isn't historical context or anything - it's good cRPG habits.
I've been watching some zoomer kids and their streamers play the game - and while they have fun, they had problems with basic things due to lack of genre saviness.
If you've played Divinity or Pillars, you should be mostly fine.
>Stacy >max wisdom >no charisma
If anything, Stacy's charisma and dexterity are her highest stats. There's no way she'd make it as a cheerleader without it. Int and Wis are dump stats because of her grades and decision-making skills (such as picking Chad).
>Or does it force you?
it kinda does which is pretty annoying at times, 90% of camp interactions with males (+ the frog) are >do you want to fornicate? >flirt >cheesy pick up line >neutral rejection
shadowheart is the only one who doesn't do that and the tiefling girl only does it sometimes
you can deny it always but the game REALLY wants you to frick your party members and REALLY wants you to frick the homies
>do Gale's weave summoning ritual >"whoa this is cool i appreciate you sharing something so important to you so i can better understand" >all the dialogue options from here are about fricking gale, killing him, or stopping entirely
jesus christ man
Bullshit. She still throws herself at the protagonist, she just does it "slowly" and isn't upfront about sex. But my character had to reject her like 20 times.
that's fine, what bothers me is when it happens for no reason whatsoever like
>do Gale's weave summoning ritual >"whoa this is cool i appreciate you sharing something so important to you so i can better understand" >all the dialogue options from here are about fricking gale, killing him, or stopping entirely
jesus christ man
sometimes you just want to know more about whatever and the game just goes completely moronic horny
You get raped by a squid-man and impregnated with brain-worms in the intro cinematic, so no.
Also, since micro-agressions are rape, you killing literal scores of people must be equivalent to serial mass rape.
As someone who reads actual VNs I'm always happy for RPGs to slap the dating sim elements into it. People love to pretend it's a JRPG thing but nobody is immune to waifuism. Most people love a good love interest to gain on your quest.
dont worry youll find out how rushed it is and dull and lifeless everything is after the first act, not to mention the memory leaks, slow downs and crashes in the later parts of the game
dont worry youll find out how rushed it is and dull and lifeless everything is after the first act, not to mention the memory leaks, slow downs and crashes in the later parts of the game
It will never not be hilarious to me that Ganker has a bunch of soccer moms pearl clutching about people having sexual relationships in an adult game. Like holy frick of all the ways this place has gotten worse, this has to be the funniest. Why the frick would anyone come to Ganker if they are so much of a prude that sex bothers them.
>sexual relations
More like that's all they have to their characters.
You spend like a minute with them acting like total buttholes then you get to camp and suddenly your only possible interactions with them is to tell them to sodomize you or nothing.
It's honestly some of the worst companion writing i've ever seen in a game.
Are you really so out of touch with real human interactions that you are incapable of seeing how creepy and cringey all the "romance" is in this game?
It's quite literally on the surface level of some fat incel pervert in a basement stereotype making the lowest effort porn mod for a game but it's the actual developers. Meanwhile the actual fat incel perverts are making games and mods with genuine romance and feeling in them.
Whoever wrote the "romance" in this game really has NO IDEA what romance is, or how people have sex even
It's not even romance really its more like, the people who wrote the "romance" in this game are kissless virgins that have no idea how romance works
>hi how is the weather >nice we killed that goblin >hey beautiful please come to my bed tonight? unless you don't want to thats ok then just hit me up whenever darling
that's literally what the "romance" in this game is
the sex animations are just as bad I've genuinely seen better romance between two people poseballing silently in secondlife
Imma gonna shatter the narrative by saying the game doesn't have any actual sex and isn't degenerate enough. I'll be fricking a hagraven in skyrim. see ya.
these are the same morons who will argue that e-girl should be okay because there's a 3 second sex scene with a druid. it's not about making sense, it's about being a contrarian.
Yes, but your companions basically throw themselves at you if you're making any choices even remotely aligned with their beliefs; I've barely interacted with any of mine yet Shadowheart is telling me how I'm the most incredible person she's ever seen, gith b***h is trying to frick me, Wyll is sending me some weird signals non-stop, Karlach was willing to take my dick barely an hour after I've met her Halsin's bearwiener is like a fricking compass pointing to my ass and the only person who explicitly doesn't want to frick me is Astarion cause he's an even bigger butthole than Lae'zel and is the only one who I didn't' get enough affection points by petting dogs and not acting like a complete psycho to everyone I met.
Companion writing is honestly the weakest part of the game so far, I remember how much work it took to make companions open up to you, let alone start a romantic relationship with you in games like da:o and kotor and even mass effect and it's a real shame bg3 is nothing like that. It's really jarring when everyone I meet is almost immediately treating me like the greatest friend they've ever had and are also immediately trying to frick me.
>It's really jarring when everyone I meet is almost immediately treating me like the greatest friend they've ever had and are also immediately trying to frick me. i havent gotten far enough yet to confirm this or not but i think our tadpoles are making us hornier and more likely to crave others like us. again, just speculation
It was the opposite in early early access. Everything you did pissed everyone off and they treated you like a piece of shit rando that they got stuck with because of the tadpole situation.
That sounds way better, that's the way it should be. Then in the later acts they actually respect you when you prove to them you're not a complete shitter
Sure. But they were sometimes unnecessarily confrontational over extremely minor shit. You were constantly getting spammed with messages of how everyone disapproves of what you're doing. They definitely needed to tone that down but they went overboard in the other direction.
Yes, you will be forced to have gay sex based on your starting body type.
If you're male, you either have to put your wiener in an butthole or have your ass gaped.
If you're a woman, you have to munch carpet or scissor with another prostitute.
You CANNOT avoid this as it's part of the main story.
Turn off nudity right at the start (it gives the option before even getting you to the title screen), then just don't select any sex options. Easy as that.
I'm honestly surprised by this game. Hasbro used to be super strict about what they'd allow in Forgotten Realms D&D video games. They specifically made developers turn the canon brothel from the tabletop sourcebooks into a general entertainment club that doesn't do that (and the NPCs are super sure to be explicit about that) in the NWN1/2 games even though you wouldn't have seen anything anyway.
you will immediately fail if you allow a specific NPC to sleep over in your camp at night. the game just triggers you to automatically kill them when you go to sleep with no way whatsoever to avoid or resist the urge and then your oath is immediately broken
Turn off nudity right at the start (it gives the option before even getting you to the title screen), then just don't select any sex options. Easy as that.
I'm honestly surprised by this game. Hasbro used to be super strict about what they'd allow in Forgotten Realms D&D video games. They specifically made developers turn the canon brothel from the tabletop sourcebooks into a general entertainment club that doesn't do that (and the NPCs are super sure to be explicit about that) in the NWN1/2 games even though you wouldn't have seen anything anyway.
Hasbro also made them remove the bi Gann & Safiya romances, how times change...
I am debating on whether I want to be a paladin or a wizard. On one hand, I want to LARP as the good guy hero paladin, but the spells that wizards have access to seem more fun. Plus, I want my character to be intelligent in game, which seems to be the lowest stat for paladins. Any advice?
What do you want to do? There's classes for almost any type of play style. In general if you want to be a murder hobo from level 1, I'd recommend a martial class, in particular fighters or barbarians, but rogues potentially also allow for that play style. You can murder hobo with any class, really, but it's easier to get by picking fights with everybody with a martial class at lower level, since spellcasters take a while to really get off the ground.
This isn't a woke sjw game. BG3 is as a conservative game, because you can customize and chose nearly everything. You can even do a complete solo run, if you want to.
Can someone spoil me please if you beat it or got to that point - if using the parasites for the skill tree in your brain, is it a bad ending or it doesnt matter?
Helping you but you are participating in a civil war on two fronts, using you to tip the scales and wreck the opposition's power base and hopefully weaken their influence.
this thread is full of reasons as to why i am desperately searching for a viable strategy to solo the game, without having to deal with fricking companions
You can solo the whole game, it will be very difficult but absolutely doable, I would recommend an assassination rogue and great use of turn-based mode for murder.
Karlach and Will will refuse to.join you if you go evil.
No, it is not possible. They game simply throws all the companions at you. If you are afraid of elven, drow and gith women sucking your wiener you cant play.
they didn't give a shit about the shorter races during cutscenes and it really shows
that being said i so far love all the dialogue lines to act like a druid, really cool in the grove but i imagine it tapers off later on
Dungeons and Dragons is literally a bunch of virgins sitting in a basement around a table pretending to frick dragons and bar maids. It's never about the fricking game.
my table top games are usually pretty cool, none of our group members really care to bother our very nice and awesome storyteller with that kind of shit
just recently >mythic campaign where we follow a 'devil'(butthurt tiefling with strong lineage) through a special magic device that gave mythic powers to the extreme >we steal some of it by assaulting him and forcing him through it and then following >end up in hell or the abyss, can't really remember >get invited to some dukes place >frick shit up >start a new campaign because lol we never finish any
and now we've been doing world of darkness stuff
Yeah i know...sorry heh but im not gonna do it...yeah im not gonna play your nasty ass foul as frick gross troony game...yes i know i know youre gonna call me an incel...
But the truth is normal healthy men find homosexuals literally sickening and heres the proof
https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
Yes yes youre gonna say 'chud' because you have zero creativity with petty insults but yeah im just not gonna do it...im not gonna play your gross nauseating homosexual game.
And yes im sure this means i should 'touch grass' but im also gonna avoid any and all content related to this disgusting shit
yeah i literally cannot romance males as a male, i don't mind the idea but i don't wish to see it
i know roleplaying is playing a role and i don't mind playing a female one every once in a while, to try and think about stuff from a different perspective
Liking the game so far but I've had two seemingly incompletable quests so far. Saved the gnomes at grymforge by killing the true soul guy, next step is to talk to them but it seems they literally just disappeared and there's no map marker. Same for Zevlor from the grove, I saved them and had the celebration and all that but the next step is still to talk to him, don't know where the frick he would be unless I'm actually supposed to find him at baldur's gate
Man i wanna play Bald 3 but my laptop can't handle it. Gonna get a PC later this year but i must say. Is the sex really that potent? Like everytime you camp people just wanna randomly frick? And if so why is it a problem? If your companion wants to frick your other companions let em, if you companion wants to frick just say yes/no depending on yourself. Simple as, is it really worth going nuclear over this?
This is a game where everything is a whack ass shizo-kino ass frick. Who gives a flying frick if your companions/Npcs want to breed like rabbits. Just have fun
Yes, but the game doesn't give you anything cool for it, because the game doesn't recognize your state of virginity. For instance, your female character has no hymen. None of the female companions have hymens either.
Everyone fricks and sucks and cums
>go back to mountain pass to do Gith creche route before progressing the mausoleum >expect it to just spit me out at a different corner of the main Act 2 map >end up in a completely different map
this game is bananas
Ofc you can play without it, but you will have to endure very obvious cringe dialogue that is trying to start the sex scenes.
Everyone in this game seems to be horny as frick. >oh you helped me pick up 5 gold off the floor >please my manlyhood is throbbing in anticipation >i wish to thank you personally in your tent in 5 minutes
Just cringe.
Unironically just ignore the companions, I've found the dialogue and writing for characters outside the party to be surprising decent most of the time, it's just when a character joins your party they lose brain cells and become extremely horny and dtf at any moment (can be seen in real time with halsin). Idk how to describe it exactly, but I think you can tell the companions were written by people who were too passionate about the character they were writing.
How important is guardian in the game. My character is dwarf and guardian is a human. I would like it if I could have Gotrek and Felix type of relationship with them.
Thus far: >shitty Bodytype A/B and Identity troony sliders >penis/vulva customization because... ? who needs this shit >every second character is a nog with modern, California zoomer hair or dreadlocks >a lot of dialogue options are really fricking plebbit - when rejecting someone you can only do it in some soi way aka "i understand your feelings yadda yadda i respect you" like it was written by someone giving fricking sex ed/positive sex education classes, you can't be an butthole about it >everyone in this game is really horny, i thought we just had a bro energy with Gale but then it turns out he is yet another fricking homosexual who wants to frick me, sometimes shit progresses too fast, it's been barely few hours and Shadowheart sings praises about me and that i'm the best person she ever met >random sex shit as people mentioned
The more I read shit like this the more I think most of you are closet homos who flirt with male NPC then act surprised when they reciprocate.
All the characters have a let's be friend I'm not into that shit line.
I'm on act 1 right now and I was wondering if going after the creche first would prevent me from helping the druids find halsin or helping the refugees?
Yes you clown, there's also options to toggle off all nudity.
Post your guardian.
based bg3 enjoyer
mentally ill poltard
gay
lmao, he proud
This homosexual is probably the source of all the zoophilia in the animal interactions.
Okay definitely hard pass thanks for posting and saving me 60 bucks
AYOO CHOSEN, YOU LOOK THE 'THE ONE' IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT HAHA FR FR NO CAP THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE, REAL 'BUSSIN' IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF, I DO SAY SO, ON GOD!
>all these trannies making female chars and male guardians
ywnbaw
OP here. I would but you all would make fun of me because I made him black and then you’d probably start calling me American or something something BLACKED
I'm honestly beyond disappointed in it.
I loved the EA "sexy tadpole that tries to lure you into using your powers". Now it's some sort of weird dragon ball Z anime kung fu sensei that shows you some scene of people flying and fighting in the sky? Nuh uh. I WANT MY SEXY GAY bawd IN A PINK DRESS PLS.
For once I agree with you Farquaad, especially since it turns out your dreamfu is a mindflayer
Frick you for spoiling this for me
See that black bar? That's spoiler text, if you're afraid of getting spoiled you're not supposed to hover your cursor over it
I'M ON A PHONE YOU STUPID FRICKING Black person
>Phoneposter
Deserved
Bruh, Is there something wrong with being a phoneposter? Also, why can’t you use emojis on Ganker?
Same, it's even harder to activate spoiler text because you have to touch it. Dumbass
>phone poster
>moron
Pick two
Wait, they changed the story?
Yes, Daisy isn't trying to seduce you into using your tadpole powers and instead you have a protector who is guarding you from the Absolutes power.
This protector will show up in dreams and encourage you to use the powers and gain ilithid strength.
They changed a shitload of stories.
Wyll's is the most shocking to me, because even with the story change he's still boring.
But yes now the Guardian is some weird dragon ball fantasy instead of some sexy lover trying to lure you to the dark side.
I rolled my eyes so high in the cutscene in which npcs start to fly and throwing spells at each other in LITERAL SPACE.
Can you frick your guardian tho?
Yeah sure, you can
No in the way you expect it though
Haven't even been able to flirt with him so far, but they did say you are able to in a developer blog. So i guess? it's not in Act 1 though. In fact, you only see him two times in Act 1 and near the very end of the act. If you don't sleep every 5 seconds you can potentially miss the scenes.
You won't see them at all unless you use your powers.
Yeah but boy howdy a lot of the companions are thirsty, astarion right from the start, frog lady and shadowfart were ready to jump my dick after killing the druids, and minthara as well though that makes a little more sense I guess. Unrelated but seems a little weird not to have the only drow companion be available to go to the underdark.
How do I even look? I’m pretty early in the game
Damn she's cute
Why can't we romance her frick you Larian
You can. They just turn out to be a mind flayer the whole time and it's actually a dude and he's called "Emperor".
I know anon, that's what I meant
I wonder if there was a single player surprised by this.
Most people that played the EA expected it to be an illusion made up by the tadpole, a literal tulpa waifu. Pretty big difference between than and an actual squid
post characters, I went for the Chadbarian.
What face and race is that? your character is hot.
sexo
my harem
hell yeah my brother
never took screenshots of my guardian, also i love these guys so much
i hate the underdark though, what a shit hole
I don't have a picture but for my gaurdian I tried making flashman
You don't have to have sex yourself but the world around you is still full of it. Characters constantly flirting, throwing themselves at you and acting like incels when you reject them, you can find npcs fricking, Lae'zel gets so angry if you reject her the next night she will tell you about how she had sex with one of your companions, main story characters constantly joke about sex, etc.
It's a reddit game for porn addicts.
That's real life. You should spend less time on Ganker and go outside more.
You're right, but that's not a good thing.
t. porn addicts
>That's real life.
not everyone lives with minorities and wiggers. This is not remotely normal among even middle class people.
go outside once in a while
>that’s real life
No, that’s porn addicts. Real life does not revolve around sex, your simple brain and your social circles (or terminally online social media) do
Literally everything is about sex
go to bed robert california
>hangs out with degens
>colors his whole world view
Traditional marriage is made to maximize sex, literally all society is organized for sex
this is exactly why i dont go outside
This is just realistic and fun. Sex and sexuality are a massive part of being alive. It isn't porn brain to have a game that explores existence without pretending sex doesn't exist just so losers aren't uncomfortable.
>Sex and sexuality are a massive part of being alive.
No. They aren't. Porn ruined your brain. I'm truly sorry for you. People don't have sex interactions every 5 seconds with random strangers. Normal people don't have their party of 6 friends all talking about fricking each other and flirting with you non stop and getting mad when you reject them. In normal life you don't open a door and find a hobgoblin and an ogre fricking. In real life you don't meet a Devil and he goes on and on about how sexually pleasurable your tongue is. In real life you don't have the dark urge to kill and a narrator shows up to point out you have a boner.
You being a porn addict doesn't reflect in real life. Maybe if you left your house once in a while you would know that. If you call a plumber, you don't have sex with him. If you go to high school your teacher doesn't frick you. If you go see a doctor the prostate exam doesn't turn into a fisting session.
Porn has ruined your life and perception of reality to the point you think it's acceptable for a medieval videogame about squid monsters to ask what genitalia you have in character creator.
I can tell you are getting zero action lmfao
Woman mentality, next you'll be insinuating that anon has a small dick.
Lmao have sex
> he got so mad he starts samegayging and doesn't even try to hide his "I'M TOTALY NOT HURT I SAID LMAO SO I'M NOT CRYING!"
Shameful.
We got a live one boys.
>verification not required
You frick an elephant that fricks five other guys. There's more to life than sex.
I accept your concession. Now take your meds.
I would rip your head off. I would atomize you, fat child abuse victim.
You do realize you can just open paint and... remove the (you) part, right? That proves nothing.
Look, i just removed it.
I truly feel sorry for you anon. You tried to pretend your porn addiction was normal, you got btfod, and your last resort was trying to pick up a fight and harrass people while gaslighting. Truly embarrassing.
>reddit spacing
>m-muh photoshoop
It writhes when you shine a light on it.
please stop posting anon i beg you
Sorry, not going to stop bullying you. Log off any time.
>muh porn addiction
sorry anon theres only one person getting bullied
No, I don't think I will.
Is this conversation just two morons fighting?
I don't know I just got here and I'm continually stupefied people actually use MSPaint to shop web pages
I get you, but I still want to call you a homosexual because your writing style annoyed me.
holy shit it's the hacker known as Ganker!!!1!!
I stopped responding to it like an hour ago anon, the schizo did a better job of embarassing itself than I ever could.
>get caught samegayging after the most embarrassing post I have ever seen
>no u
You lost. Go outside, incel.
Cope, you pathetic incel. Leave the house once in a while.
the unbearable irony of this braindead moron railing against coomer strawmen
You live a very sad live, dont you
my experience in mixed sex friend groups is actually that everybody ends up fricking each other. In normal life there aren't hobgoblins and ogres but I've seen people fricking on the side of the highway before. Which is even more indecent than fricking in a barn. In real life there are people who have intrusive thoughts and find violence sexually arousing.
Bro really said he doesnt have sex as an argument
the funniest part is that this is probably a serious post
in college a girl wanted me to shag her just 30 seconds after i saw her finish riding a friend
you don't know how disgusting normies truly are
>value added post
>all the replies are seething redditors and zoomies
Sex is in the game so that coombrained zoomer boys, who statistically do not have sex, can roleplay as someone who is not an incel. Attacking the game’s presentation of sex is a direct attack on them.
>People don't have sex interactions every 5 seconds with random strangers.
It is not frequent but still happens.
I've never done anything of the sort but even just passively going about my business I've bumped into it.
>Some Russian dude fricking a girl in my adjacent men's bathroom stall at a Karaoke venue
>Another incident at some bowling venue, guy was having his was with a girl in the men's toilet
>Two guys popping out of a toilet in a bar
>A girl took off her bra from under her shirt waved it around then flung it at me at a meetup with colleagues for someone's birthday during university days
>A tenant above a studio I was renting at picked up some chick from a nearby bar and could hear them fricking
>Unisex toilet at some bar, was commenting about the door being stiff and having to use more force to close it properly to a girl that was waiting and she commented "That's what she said"
>And a girl waiting in line behind to enter a bar was intentionally pressing her chest against my back when it wasn't even crowded.
Yeah I like to make up stories sometimes online too. Good post champ.
Cheers bud
You're correct, it's funny to see the shills and the braindead morons replying to your post.
I'm a big coomer, but I hate to see sex trivialized like this game does.
>They hated him because he told them the truth
You're a fat ugly furry. The things you consider normal would get you set on fire in a civilized world.
>This is just realistic and fun
No, it's not, even IRL not every single fricking person you met tries to get into your pants instantly like they do in this game
That's only because you're not very attractive.
It's realistic to cover sexuality in a game that seriously considers social interactions and role playing. The amount isn't realistic because it's a fantasy RPG video game. The amount of everything in the game is unrealistic (violence, sex, drama, anything else you can think of). That's not a bad thing though.
>that seriously considers social interactions
Haha are you people for real?
So true xister. This is exactly what Gary Gygax intended D&D to be. Trans rights!
This, but entirely unironically.
Confusing sex with anything to do with troons is demonic and spitting in God's face.
Kek pretty sure TSR threatened to sue some sex-creeper magazine that used the D&D name for their BDSM items during the early days of the hobby. They were pretty adamant that they didn't anything of the sort and only had some cheesecake art.
Kask talked about how he used to light up a spliff to go through submissions and telling the morons sending them useless fetish shit for Dragon to frick off.
i dunno, in my experience that sounds pretty spot on; to the point where its bothersome
>realistic
God what a hellscape your reality must be.
Thank god it isn't me.
You aren't Anthony Burch are you?
LMAOOOOO this anon doesn't have sex at all lol, i have sex with 20 different women PER DAY, i get asked for sex even by the old store clerk lady and her husband begs me to frick her. so please, HAVE SEX LOSER.
See
I think most people are misunderstanding what I mean by realistic.
I think you meant to use "appropriate" rather than realistic and I would agree with you if it felt like this game took dialogue or conversations with any amount of seriousness.
Conversations in this game rarely feel like they're sensible and I can't put my finger on exactly why.
Maybe it's the dice rolling when I ask certain things but I honestly haven't a clue.
Who the frick talks like this?
people above the middle of the bell curve
>realistic and fun
This is only realistic if you hang out with lower class young men, like 18-early20s.
This. Incels getting exposed about their sexless life, no wonder they are so angry and bitter lmao
no, it's just proof that you're ugly and wierd.
Time and time again, the people who all frick each other in a group are never mentally sound, they're always really gross, low self esteem people who love to overdo it.
You ever met somebody who talks about weed, smells like weed, and schedules their life around weed?
You stand out to decent people just as much as a pot head does.
Define decent people
Buck
Broken
didn't we have this whole thing where people were making consent forms for D&D to keep out triggers and sexual stuff just in case someone was uncomfortable with it?
D&D is nerd shit for a bunch of bros regardless of gender to just hang around and roleplay adventures and larp as a dwarf caving in skulls and if anyone starts doing weird sexual shit with other players, it just becomes awkward for everyone else who isn't involved in the sexual interaction or it just ends up being a meaningless pretense for everyone to get horny and start jerking off under the table
it's not so much about escaping realistic social interaction and more that this almost doesn't happen at all amongst the people who play with the original source material and doesn't account for people who are uncomfortable with random advances
Ah, so it's just porn shit all around.
Hard pass
>you can find npcs fricking
You mean the hobgoblin fricking the big fat ogre? That was funny
Yeah ill pass then, I'm tired of porn brain shit in media. Especially when its written by repulsive nerds who either don't frick or are boomer tier obsessed with fricking. Its embarrassing white people shit basically.
>he doesnt know
Hahaha oh my god
>choose to roleplay as your incelibate self
but why?
homie why the frick not??
Can I play 3 without ever playing the first 2?
its very comfy to get into, you really dont need to know anything about the first two games to enjoy it
Yes, they don't follow the same story or the same characters.
Yes, you won't catch the returning characters or some charming little references here or there but by and large the plot has nothing to do with the Baal Spawn shit.
Or.little enough to do with it that it's not that central.to the overall plot.
>the plot has nothing to do with the Baal Spawn shit.
Oh my sweet summer child
The main thing you'll be missing for 3 isn't historical context or anything - it's good cRPG habits.
I've been watching some zoomer kids and their streamers play the game - and while they have fun, they had problems with basic things due to lack of genre saviness.
If you've played Divinity or Pillars, you should be mostly fine.
No, you can't
You have to play Divinity OS1&2 before playing the 3rd game
I hardly doubt most people on the game have played Baldur’s Gate 1 or 2.
you HAVE to frick the bear
>Stacy
>max wisdom
>no charisma
If anything, Stacy's charisma and dexterity are her highest stats. There's no way she'd make it as a cheerleader without it. Int and Wis are dump stats because of her grades and decision-making skills (such as picking Chad).
>Or does it force you?
it kinda does which is pretty annoying at times, 90% of camp interactions with males (+ the frog) are
>do you want to fornicate?
>flirt
>cheesy pick up line
>neutral rejection
shadowheart is the only one who doesn't do that and the tiefling girl only does it sometimes
you can deny it always but the game REALLY wants you to frick your party members and REALLY wants you to frick the homies
>do Gale's weave summoning ritual
>"whoa this is cool i appreciate you sharing something so important to you so i can better understand"
>all the dialogue options from here are about fricking gale, killing him, or stopping entirely
jesus christ man
>shadowheart is the only one who doesn't do that
Bullshit. She still throws herself at the protagonist, she just does it "slowly" and isn't upfront about sex. But my character had to reject her like 20 times.
that's fine, what bothers me is when it happens for no reason whatsoever like
sometimes you just want to know more about whatever and the game just goes completely moronic horny
You get raped by a squid-man and impregnated with brain-worms in the intro cinematic, so no.
Also, since micro-agressions are rape, you killing literal scores of people must be equivalent to serial mass rape.
Sounds very israeli to me
As someone who reads actual VNs I'm always happy for RPGs to slap the dating sim elements into it. People love to pretend it's a JRPG thing but nobody is immune to waifuism. Most people love a good love interest to gain on your quest.
can I just have some actual sex instead of playing this game? I already play D&D
anyone else just beyond trying to save the world yet? like literally frick everyone, just launch the nukes, see if I even feel it.
anyone?
yes
So it's just like every Larian game
there is not enough sex in this game. After every battle you should be given the choice of forcing yourself upon any or all of your companions.
why is there no futa companion to frick
>32 hours in act 1
>only just now finished up in the wilderness and went into the underdark
We're eating good, adventurechads.
dont worry youll find out how rushed it is and dull and lifeless everything is after the first act, not to mention the memory leaks, slow downs and crashes in the later parts of the game
>don't worry it will get as bad as i say it is in my narrative
Nice. Gone cold turkey again?
Everyone's cumming.
It will never not be hilarious to me that Ganker has a bunch of soccer moms pearl clutching about people having sexual relationships in an adult game. Like holy frick of all the ways this place has gotten worse, this has to be the funniest. Why the frick would anyone come to Ganker if they are so much of a prude that sex bothers them.
Enjoy nothing. Take issue with everything.
Could you give an example of sexual content that you would consider vulgar?
in what context? a video game?
>sexual relations
More like that's all they have to their characters.
You spend like a minute with them acting like total buttholes then you get to camp and suddenly your only possible interactions with them is to tell them to sodomize you or nothing.
It's honestly some of the worst companion writing i've ever seen in a game.
Are you really so out of touch with real human interactions that you are incapable of seeing how creepy and cringey all the "romance" is in this game?
It's quite literally on the surface level of some fat incel pervert in a basement stereotype making the lowest effort porn mod for a game but it's the actual developers. Meanwhile the actual fat incel perverts are making games and mods with genuine romance and feeling in them.
Whoever wrote the "romance" in this game really has NO IDEA what romance is, or how people have sex even
Romance is dead buddy, I really think you live in another planet
It's not even romance really its more like, the people who wrote the "romance" in this game are kissless virgins that have no idea how romance works
>hi how is the weather
>nice we killed that goblin
>hey beautiful please come to my bed tonight? unless you don't want to thats ok then just hit me up whenever darling
that's literally what the "romance" in this game is
the sex animations are just as bad I've genuinely seen better romance between two people poseballing silently in secondlife
Imma gonna shatter the narrative by saying the game doesn't have any actual sex and isn't degenerate enough. I'll be fricking a hagraven in skyrim. see ya.
these are the same morons who will argue that e-girl should be okay because there's a 3 second sex scene with a druid. it's not about making sense, it's about being a contrarian.
Anyone else get the secret Karlach blowjob scene?
why do western games get a pass for nudity, sex and gore but they go full censorship over a bikini in japanese games?
western privlege
Because japs are a bunch of pedophiles
When something gets posted one million times the shock value disappears
He got me I never seen it before
Yes, but your companions basically throw themselves at you if you're making any choices even remotely aligned with their beliefs; I've barely interacted with any of mine yet Shadowheart is telling me how I'm the most incredible person she's ever seen, gith b***h is trying to frick me, Wyll is sending me some weird signals non-stop, Karlach was willing to take my dick barely an hour after I've met her Halsin's bearwiener is like a fricking compass pointing to my ass and the only person who explicitly doesn't want to frick me is Astarion cause he's an even bigger butthole than Lae'zel and is the only one who I didn't' get enough affection points by petting dogs and not acting like a complete psycho to everyone I met.
Companion writing is honestly the weakest part of the game so far, I remember how much work it took to make companions open up to you, let alone start a romantic relationship with you in games like da:o and kotor and even mass effect and it's a real shame bg3 is nothing like that. It's really jarring when everyone I meet is almost immediately treating me like the greatest friend they've ever had and are also immediately trying to frick me.
>It's really jarring when everyone I meet is almost immediately treating me like the greatest friend they've ever had and are also immediately trying to frick me.
i havent gotten far enough yet to confirm this or not but i think our tadpoles are making us hornier and more likely to crave others like us. again, just speculation
You know what, if this turns out to actually be the case I'll forgive everything.
>i-it was actually meant to be moronic all along
Doesn't work when gays on Ganker say it.
Certainly doesn't work in a game.
>Spoiler.
I can tell you outright, they aren't and that if they were that specific function would be blocked by you holding the gith artifact.
It was the opposite in early early access. Everything you did pissed everyone off and they treated you like a piece of shit rando that they got stuck with because of the tadpole situation.
Yeah, which people naturally pushed back on and told Larian to frick off with.
But apparently they didn't do the same with this moronation.
That sounds way better, that's the way it should be. Then in the later acts they actually respect you when you prove to them you're not a complete shitter
Sure. But they were sometimes unnecessarily confrontational over extremely minor shit. You were constantly getting spammed with messages of how everyone disapproves of what you're doing. They definitely needed to tone that down but they went overboard in the other direction.
This just sounds unpleasant. I don't like flirts.
I don't want flirting, relationships, and sex shoved down my throat. I just want a comfy game.
>first night in camp
>I WANT YOU I WANT TO TASTE YOU I WANT TO OWN YOUR wiener
as a wizard i dont know if this is realistic or not
Is it possible to make a beautiful big breasted woman in this game?
Yes, you will be forced to have gay sex based on your starting body type.
If you're male, you either have to put your wiener in an butthole or have your ass gaped.
If you're a woman, you have to munch carpet or scissor with another prostitute.
You CANNOT avoid this as it's part of the main story.
Surely this isn't real...
its not and you shouldnt believe anything you read on here anon, you can turn down any sexual advances that are made towards you
It is. It has something to do with that tadpole in your head influencing your mind and trying to take control over your brain via mind tricks.
Which is itself a metaphor for what larian is doing when it normalizes this shit in your own mind
it will never be normalized, i still get nauseous from seeing men fricking each other
Turn off nudity right at the start (it gives the option before even getting you to the title screen), then just don't select any sex options. Easy as that.
I'm honestly surprised by this game. Hasbro used to be super strict about what they'd allow in Forgotten Realms D&D video games. They specifically made developers turn the canon brothel from the tabletop sourcebooks into a general entertainment club that doesn't do that (and the NPCs are super sure to be explicit about that) in the NWN1/2 games even though you wouldn't have seen anything anyway.
What's the optimal class for The Dark Urge?
Ripping and Tearing Barbarian?
Assassin, there are some difficult stealth checks that make it fun trying to hide your addiction
Play paladin and fight to maintain your sanity
you will immediately fail if you allow a specific NPC to sleep over in your camp at night. the game just triggers you to automatically kill them when you go to sleep with no way whatsoever to avoid or resist the urge and then your oath is immediately broken
Warlock
Hasbro also made them remove the bi Gann & Safiya romances, how times change...
Why would you do this when it means no loot?
Because 99% of enemies have trash only and it's fun to instantly kill them
cheatspell
>he didnt get the axe.
>would you steal an egg for me?
>no sorry
>WTF I ATTACK U
>kill this prisoner okay?
>no
>WTF WE ATTACK U
bravo larian, fantastic writing and compelling gameplay
Which companions should I keep if I want them approve of my murder & chaos?
Most of them are some form of evil outside Karlach, Wyll, the mage.
Doesn't Shadowheart respond positively more with the morally good choices?
Yes but that's because she's the in-between of the nice-mean triangle for reasons that I currently cannot spoil.
I see. I played a good character so I just assumed she was a good aligned one when she liked my goodness. That sounds cool.
None. Kill them all. You don't need friends, they will just get in your way.
I am debating on whether I want to be a paladin or a wizard. On one hand, I want to LARP as the good guy hero paladin, but the spells that wizards have access to seem more fun. Plus, I want my character to be intelligent in game, which seems to be the lowest stat for paladins. Any advice?
Paladin/Sorcerer multiclass is a thing in 5e. Dunno how well it plays in BG3 though.
Easy fix is start as a paladin and kill the three ogres you find in the Blighted Village and the circlet you get will boost your int to 17.
whats a good class, I went ranger but I'm kinda like eh on it now
What do you want to do? There's classes for almost any type of play style. In general if you want to be a murder hobo from level 1, I'd recommend a martial class, in particular fighters or barbarians, but rogues potentially also allow for that play style. You can murder hobo with any class, really, but it's easier to get by picking fights with everybody with a martial class at lower level, since spellcasters take a while to really get off the ground.
is there any downside to keeping my companions underwear in my personal inventory
They aren't very flattering if you wear them.
there is no context for what a guardian is supposed to be so i just made a sexy orc lady
It used to ask you who you wanted to frick in some other words. I dunno why they changed it to the vague guardian shit.
That is the point, you have no context for the protector for the sake of mystery.
what do you think, moron?
cute
you VILL frick the bear
The game starts out with you being raped by tentacle-men and being mpregnated with their child, so no you can't
>actually want to frick all the females and have my harem
>bitches be monogamous
god this is so annoying
>kill bunch of schizo druids
>drow sucks your gnome knob
amazing game
This isn't a woke sjw game. BG3 is as a conservative game, because you can customize and chose nearly everything. You can even do a complete solo run, if you want to.
Can someone spoil me please if you beat it or got to that point - if using the parasites for the skill tree in your brain, is it a bad ending or it doesnt matter?
Is the Guardian actually evil or helping you?
Helping you but you are participating in a civil war on two fronts, using you to tip the scales and wreck the opposition's power base and hopefully weaken their influence.
its like dragon age 2
this thread is full of reasons as to why i am desperately searching for a viable strategy to solo the game, without having to deal with fricking companions
Is it possible to be a solo evil edgelord in this game? Or can every party member be converted to evil at least?
You can solo the whole game, it will be very difficult but absolutely doable, I would recommend an assassination rogue and great use of turn-based mode for murder.
Karlach and Will will refuse to.join you if you go evil.
No, it is not possible. They game simply throws all the companions at you. If you are afraid of elven, drow and gith women sucking your wiener you cant play.
>throw a void grenade
>next person throw an oil barrel
heh, nutin personnel
Should I make a Drow or Dragonborn character?
Also, which classes are the most fun? I'm thinking either Sorcerer or Bard
neither, and neither
human
white
male
fighter
white human is the most noble
Dragonborn because you will scare everybody shitless.
>Is it possible to play this game without having sex?
play barbarian and choose every barbarian option when presented
Give me one good reason to make a Custom char instead of Dark Urge (aka an obvious Bhaalspawn)
Don't have to deal.with random acts of violence you have no control over fricking with your game and fricking you I er in quests.
this game takes place quite a bit after the bhaalspawn crisis
Ten years at least but that wouldn't matter anyway. God's are fricking wild.
>Is it possible to play this game without having sex?
Yes, just self-insert as a character
Have sex, incel
Literally Satan
/v/pill me on BG3
Is it fun if I like roleplaying with my friends
Yes.
I made a cutie
sex is a natural and common part of life that should be represented in video games
they didn't give a shit about the shorter races during cutscenes and it really shows
that being said i so far love all the dialogue lines to act like a druid, really cool in the grove but i imagine it tapers off later on
>have to give up default druid armor even though i really like it
suqs
I didn't want to give up Karls default armor either
>Play Monk
>All 'Clothing' is just Wizard robes so far
>End up just keeping my regular monastic robes so I don't look like a homosexual
I wish there was a way to change the way your clothes looked so I could keep my Monk look while upgrading what I actually wear.
is the game moddable or have they fricked up?
You can choose to show your camp clothes instead of your armor.
>go armorless
>use staff that gives bonuses for unarmed attacks and rolls while armorless
The true monk's way to go
Dungeons and Dragons is literally a bunch of virgins sitting in a basement around a table pretending to frick dragons and bar maids. It's never about the fricking game.
my table top games are usually pretty cool, none of our group members really care to bother our very nice and awesome storyteller with that kind of shit
just recently
>mythic campaign where we follow a 'devil'(butthurt tiefling with strong lineage) through a special magic device that gave mythic powers to the extreme
>we steal some of it by assaulting him and forcing him through it and then following
>end up in hell or the abyss, can't really remember
>get invited to some dukes place
>frick shit up
>start a new campaign because lol we never finish any
and now we've been doing world of darkness stuff
Yeah i know...sorry heh but im not gonna do it...yeah im not gonna play your nasty ass foul as frick gross troony game...yes i know i know youre gonna call me an incel...
But the truth is normal healthy men find homosexuals literally sickening and heres the proof
https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
Yes yes youre gonna say 'chud' because you have zero creativity with petty insults but yeah im just not gonna do it...im not gonna play your gross nauseating homosexual game.
And yes im sure this means i should 'touch grass' but im also gonna avoid any and all content related to this disgusting shit
yeah i literally cannot romance males as a male, i don't mind the idea but i don't wish to see it
i know roleplaying is playing a role and i don't mind playing a female one every once in a while, to try and think about stuff from a different perspective
you can be a celibate hero and solo the game
just ignore all characters during tutorial
is it true that they didn't make the default character a white male even though their own statistics showed that most players played as such?
PRIESTLY TYPES CANT FACE THE FACTS THAT REAL LIFE IS IMITATING PORN
WE WON
NO ESCAPE FROM US NOW
Liking the game so far but I've had two seemingly incompletable quests so far. Saved the gnomes at grymforge by killing the true soul guy, next step is to talk to them but it seems they literally just disappeared and there's no map marker. Same for Zevlor from the grove, I saved them and had the celebration and all that but the next step is still to talk to him, don't know where the frick he would be unless I'm actually supposed to find him at baldur's gate
Man i wanna play Bald 3 but my laptop can't handle it. Gonna get a PC later this year but i must say. Is the sex really that potent? Like everytime you camp people just wanna randomly frick? And if so why is it a problem? If your companion wants to frick your other companions let em, if you companion wants to frick just say yes/no depending on yourself. Simple as, is it really worth going nuclear over this?
This is a game where everything is a whack ass shizo-kino ass frick. Who gives a flying frick if your companions/Npcs want to breed like rabbits. Just have fun
if you have decent internet you can play with the cloud gaming thing, geforce now and other shit.
Yes, but the game doesn't give you anything cool for it, because the game doesn't recognize your state of virginity. For instance, your female character has no hymen. None of the female companions have hymens either.
Everyone fricks and sucks and cums
bg3 unironically saved my coomer addiction.
havent touched my dick since release nor i think about it.
it's all about getting advantage now.
>go back to mountain pass to do Gith creche route before progressing the mausoleum
>expect it to just spit me out at a different corner of the main Act 2 map
>end up in a completely different map
this game is bananas
Does the game have more cute girls other than the one you save on the cthulhu airship in the beginning?
depends on how you feel about large tiefling tomboys
Ofc you can play without it, but you will have to endure very obvious cringe dialogue that is trying to start the sex scenes.
Everyone in this game seems to be horny as frick.
>oh you helped me pick up 5 gold off the floor
>please my manlyhood is throbbing in anticipation
>i wish to thank you personally in your tent in 5 minutes
Just cringe.
For 2 Tempest Cleric / 10 Storm Sorcerer, what should the stat spread be?
17 Cha, 16 Wis 14 Dex and everything else dumped?
Unironically just ignore the companions, I've found the dialogue and writing for characters outside the party to be surprising decent most of the time, it's just when a character joins your party they lose brain cells and become extremely horny and dtf at any moment (can be seen in real time with halsin). Idk how to describe it exactly, but I think you can tell the companions were written by people who were too passionate about the character they were writing.
the writing between most of the companions and everything else is kinda jarring.
How important is guardian in the game. My character is dwarf and guardian is a human. I would like it if I could have Gotrek and Felix type of relationship with them.
The guardian only shows up for a few cutscenes and that's it
Was giving Shadowheart a bush necessary?
I see all these people talking about this bush, but I've yet to see anyone screenshot this forest she has down there.
literally open the character panel and take off her clothes right now
That would imply I own the game.
Then why are you in a DRM FREE GOTY thread lurking like a peasant
It makes her human. Meanwhile the orc has no bush.
There is a part in the game where it stops, says "have sex incel", and you have to provide a digital photo of it, else the game won't continue.
No the game will virtually rape you several times.
Thus far:
>shitty Bodytype A/B and Identity troony sliders
>penis/vulva customization because... ? who needs this shit
>every second character is a nog with modern, California zoomer hair or dreadlocks
>a lot of dialogue options are really fricking plebbit - when rejecting someone you can only do it in some soi way aka "i understand your feelings yadda yadda i respect you" like it was written by someone giving fricking sex ed/positive sex education classes, you can't be an butthole about it
>everyone in this game is really horny, i thought we just had a bro energy with Gale but then it turns out he is yet another fricking homosexual who wants to frick me, sometimes shit progresses too fast, it's been barely few hours and Shadowheart sings praises about me and that i'm the best person she ever met
>random sex shit as people mentioned
Other than that it's okay.
The more I read shit like this the more I think most of you are closet homos who flirt with male NPC then act surprised when they reciprocate.
All the characters have a let's be friend I'm not into that shit line.
Frick off pikmincuck
I hate shadowheart's hair
I'm on act 1 right now and I was wondering if going after the creche first would prevent me from helping the druids find halsin or helping the refugees?
crech quest ends early and continues later in act 2.
not having sex is a requirement for playing this game.
hehe he
Not having natural genitals is.
How can I get rid of pointy ears? Asking for an elfin fren, he hates looking like a vulcanian.
is there a mod that lets you change your character's appearance?
why are you asking us instead of checking the top downloaded on nexusmods
Any big tiddy mods yet? 3d models without custom portraits just ain't worth it without mods.
Just ignore the game for a year, like everything else