People acting like Peach has never been proactive are very short-sighted. She's still a very stereotypical girly girl, and this game doesn't change that. One of the outfits shown here is a fricking chef outfit.
depends, this game is giving me pulirula vibes. it will probably be piss easy but maybe nintendo will have a little respect for little girls and make a solid beat em up
>fictional princess with infinite resources has eccentric hobbies
I guarantee everyone complaining is still going to be a total coomer over it once it's out
Honestly, yes, having more than one child that's a girl can be a pain. But, if they aren't joking and they actually do have daughters, I find it pretty sweet they wish to play this game with them.
They've already got their work cut out for them as a parent, so it's nice to see that they want to do something sweet with them like this.
Wow. Whether they're being real about having daughters or not, you're one hell of a loser for writing that. Must be sad, being just another pussy behind a screen, writing crap like that to get your kicks.
its a fricking anonymous image board how is anyone calling themselves out? For all you know i'm one of the people you replied to, or maybe this is my first post. I could post again and you wouldn't know it was me. This board is going absolutely mad
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Why you're one of them?
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Why you're one of them
You say that you're my friend
But you're one of them
You don't wanna see me live
You don't want me to give
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lmao tendies full on damage control ITT, they literally cannot accept the fact their daddy nintendo went woke >achhkshssually there was a peach DS game too
You know exactly why this new peach game came out and why she's the protagonist
Yes.
Feet are ultra-woke.
You've gone 95% woke just having that image on your hard drive. You need to delete all your feet images RIGHT NOW or else you'll be progressive by tomorrow morning!!
>Peach rips off her dress revealing her huge veiny troony wiener and you perform a button combo to rape Luigi in his homosexual ass as he begs for her to stop? No woke here!
>There is nothing woke or wrong about Princess Peach Showtime!™ for (cumming to Nintendo Switch™ in 2014) especially not the part the forced tutorial roughly 2.5 hours in the game where Peach instructs the player how to use the Nintendo Switch™ Joy-Con™ as a dilator!!! Take your meds!!!!!
I worried about the part roughly 35 and a half minutes into the game where Peach looks directly into the screen and give a twenty minute speech on how it is wrong for white people to reproduce unless it is with either black people or koopas. Maybe you should be too.
I guess I understood that. The right is pretending to be the anti-establishment and is using the standard teenage rebellion to get them on board with their politics. That's kind of been obvious for awhile, although it does explain why all the standard Ganker Black person b***hing has such a /misc/ slant. I have no clue who the frick nellvsbabyface is or what all this nonsense is talking about.
I'm also not sure what the hell this has to do with Peach playing baker dress-up.
YES BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DONT LIKE OR COULD USE AS A CULTURE WAR WEDGE ISSUE IS WOKE YOU homosexual moron SHITSKIN PEDOPHILE AND YOUR homosexual PET JANNIES
shut the frick up
Frick off Nintendo homosexuals. If this made by any company but nintendo or wasnt made by japs there'd be 45 threads b***hing about it being woke etc
How a game about peach can be woke? Are you guys actually moronics?
>how are strong female characters woke?
So super Mario Wonder is woke too then?
Yes but not nearly to the same extent since the main character is still Mario
So Mario 2 is woke then? Back in the 80's? God you are so pathetic.
Of course Mario 2 isn't woke, dumbass, you're asleep the whole time.
Mario does wake up for a bit at the end, so that makes it a little woke.
You must lose your mind over metroid
They aren't.
Shitty politics ridden feminist "strong" women are woke.
Not just any women you fricking virgin.
nta but any women that shows masculine traits is woke. women are not fighters, leaders, or innovaters those are masculine traits.
This. My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. A woman was trying to tell me what to do. I punched that woke c**t in the face.
Then you must be a woman.
Keep crying, freak.
Dumbass still doesn't understand or is being intentionally deceitful
FPBS /THREAD
based
rude
This! So much this!
upvoted!
You go girl!
/thread
Put me in the screenshot
Based
jesus you're cringe
Thread should have ended here
have a nice day homosexual
OP BTFO
Put Black person in the screenshot, so Pavlov'd upvote addicted redditards get punished.
Based
>buttfreckles
Why is Daisy so perfect? This isn't even her thread.
Watch the game have DLC which lets you play as Daisy, Rosalina, and Pauline.
Kino
FPBP
People acting like Peach has never been proactive are very short-sighted. She's still a very stereotypical girly girl, and this game doesn't change that. One of the outfits shown here is a fricking chef outfit.
And yet the other two outfits are clearly masculine men clothing. She's another girlboss now.
Basado
so it is?
FPWP
>Femoid main character
Yes
No
>barbie dress up game
>woke
>dresses and French baking is woke now.
heh
its a disney princess game for little girls
This. Nintendo it encroaching into Disney market because Disney hates little girls now.
it's literally no different from your average early 2000's "girl game"
what's next, Super Princess Peach is woke?
>it's literally no different from your average early 2000's "girl game"
Which are woke
>what's next, Super Princess Peach is woke?
Yes
you should give your phone a nice long bath. it's spent too much time with your sweaty fingers
lol
Pretty much, woke disney hates biological women so conservative Nintendo can fill the gap
True that about Nintendo encroaching on what Disney used to be.
The internet has turned your already deficient brain into slop. Literally jump into oncoming traffic.
Super Princess Peach put Mario in the damsel in distress spot, so yes
So did Lugi's Mansion
But it's a Femoid that saves him
It's Kirby
Grown adult men in their 30s are going to be buying this in stores next year.
I'll be ordering mine online while I wear my pink peach dress and what b***h
That's what's up.
depends, this game is giving me pulirula vibes. it will probably be piss easy but maybe nintendo will have a little respect for little girls and make a solid beat em up
>fictional princess with infinite resources has eccentric hobbies
I guarantee everyone complaining is still going to be a total coomer over it once it's out
>none of the revealed costumes show off her legs
Yes, its always obvious to legchads like me
Surely there will be sports costumes Peach will change into
IS THAT A PRINCESS... BAKING A CAKE? AAAAAAH IM GOING INSAAAANE
I can't wait to buy it and play it with my daughters
me too. Switch is great for playing with my kid.
>plural
you poor soul...
Honestly, yes, having more than one child that's a girl can be a pain. But, if they aren't joking and they actually do have daughters, I find it pretty sweet they wish to play this game with them.
They've already got their work cut out for them as a parent, so it's nice to see that they want to do something sweet with them like this.
Can't wait to play with your daughters too when they reach legal consenting age
Wow. Whether they're being real about having daughters or not, you're one hell of a loser for writing that. Must be sad, being just another pussy behind a screen, writing crap like that to get your kicks.
First day?
Here's your (You), homosexual.
I don't think so, but did Peach's voice sound weirdly unPeachlike to anyone else?
can some Mario princess autist explain why Peach’s face looks different in this game? its in a flattering way for me tbh, shes extra cute
Nintendo is finally giving Mario characters new renders that isn't the soulless NSMB shit
Nintendo redesigns its characters from time to time to keep them fresh, the latest redesign in the Mario franchise happened with Wonder.
If you can R34 it, it ain't woke
>does it include transgender pronouns
no
>does it include blacked porn
no
not woke.
What does “woke” even mean at this point
typically encouraging transgenderism or anti-white
princess peach is both
Well, woke used to be African American Vernacular English for being aware of racial prejudice.
These days, it's a catch-all for a thing in an IP you don't like.
It can mean anything, which means it now means absolutely nothing.
>itt: zoomer anons discover super princess peach, say nintendo has been woke for decades
The decline is rapidly accelerating.
Looks almost as good as Wario: Master of Disguise.
Nope it is for the normal Nintendo audience, little kids and 40 year old men.
its a fricking anonymous image board how is anyone calling themselves out? For all you know i'm one of the people you replied to, or maybe this is my first post. I could post again and you wouldn't know it was me. This board is going absolutely mad
>He doesn't know about the IP and post counts
newbie
Well, is it woke or not?
Does Peach look like she's sleeping?
Why you're one of them?
You say that you're my friend
But you're one of them
You don't wanna see me live
You don't want me to give
'Cause you're one of them
My war, you're one of them
You say that you're my friend
But you're
Why you're one of them?
You say that you're my friend
But you're one of them
Well, I might have known what a friend is
All I know is what you've done
You're one of them
My war, you're one of them
You say that you're my friend
But you're one of them
I have a prediction, it lives in my brain
It's with me every day, it drives me insane
I feel it in my heart that if I have a gun
I feel it in my heart, I'd wanna kill some
I feel it in my heart, I'd wanna kill some
Why you're one of them
You say that you're my friend
But you're one of them
You don't wanna see me live
You don't want me to give
'Cause you're one of them
My war, you're one of them
You say that you're my friend
But you're one of them
You're one of them fricker!
>um it's only a gay transBlack person twerking over a white mans cumfilled face what's woke about it chud? gotcha
what.
>Brain rot in real time
Get help.
Where are you seeing this in a game about a cute girl playing dressup
>see image
"neat a new game"
>read OP
"I fricking hate zoomers"
WHERE'S THE PORN????
It's on rule34.xxx
oh! thank you!
You seemed urgent.
here homosexual
lmao tendies full on damage control ITT, they literally cannot accept the fact their daddy nintendo went woke
>achhkshssually there was a peach DS game too
You know exactly why this new peach game came out and why she's the protagonist
Why do you care so much? You look like such a loser spazzing and trying to get people to suddenly stop looking forward to this game
Am I not allowed to criticize a product now? Why do you care so much that you're willing to defend it for free on Ganker dot org?
what is the criticism
You are allowed to criticize anything you want. We are allowed to criticize your criticism. You in turn can criticize our criticism of your criticism.
>relax chud it's only white genocide, no one's out to get you
>muh white genocide
Touch grass please
is this woke, Ganker?
I need to know if this is woke.
Yes.
Feet are ultra-woke.
You've gone 95% woke just having that image on your hard drive. You need to delete all your feet images RIGHT NOW or else you'll be progressive by tomorrow morning!!
No, it's Peach doing cutesy feminine shit.
>a black man raping another man's wife an daughter? how is that woke?
>Cute girl doing cute things
thanks for the free advertzing of the yuji naka cut of balan wonderLAND peachsissies!
>Peach rips off her dress revealing her huge veiny troony wiener and you perform a button combo to rape Luigi in his homosexual ass as he begs for her to stop? No woke here!
Meds
>There is nothing woke or wrong about Princess Peach Showtime!™ for (cumming to Nintendo Switch™ in 2014) especially not the part the forced tutorial roughly 2.5 hours in the game where Peach instructs the player how to use the Nintendo Switch™ Joy-Con™ as a dilator!!! Take your meds!!!!!
Peach would never cuck Daisy
>make a smoothie out of apple seeds
apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide
about 18 apples worth of seeds puree'd will kill you if ingested
Peach in the game still shows femininity so I'm surprised the woke aren't up in arms over the game.
They were back when Feminist Frequency was a thing because of the damsel in distress trope.
peach is hot. I will buy this game and jerk off to it
>strong woman bad because.... because they just are, okay?!?
Anon the game is made for seven year old girls
What exactly are you worried about in terms of "Woke" content?
I worried about the part roughly 35 and a half minutes into the game where Peach looks directly into the screen and give a twenty minute speech on how it is wrong for white people to reproduce unless it is with either black people or koopas. Maybe you should be too.
>no Halberd Wielding Movie Peach outfit
YOU HAD ONE JOB, NINTENDO
that's coming in the movie tie-in DLC pack
go back to the redditBlack folk homosexual
>Screaming and whining about the identity politics of a game marketed towards little girls
I hate Americans so fricking much that it's unreal
No, it's incredibly feminine
>could have made the top and right pics more feminine but still have the same pose
>no let's just give her a male outfit for ESG
Why would it be.? This isn't made by Disney.
To anons wondering why this shit is happening read this.
Holy frick the buzzwords.
I guess I understood that. The right is pretending to be the anti-establishment and is using the standard teenage rebellion to get them on board with their politics. That's kind of been obvious for awhile, although it does explain why all the standard Ganker Black person b***hing has such a /misc/ slant. I have no clue who the frick nellvsbabyface is or what all this nonsense is talking about.
I'm also not sure what the hell this has to do with Peach playing baker dress-up.
>girl boss game
woke as frick
Looks like a nice game so no
YES BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DONT LIKE OR COULD USE AS A CULTURE WAR WEDGE ISSUE IS WOKE YOU homosexual moron SHITSKIN PEDOPHILE AND YOUR homosexual PET JANNIES
Nintendo has been woke for a while now. Mario is a chud and Peach don't need no man. Deal with it.
No. Now for a real question, who will profit the most from this game besides Nintendo? My money is on Sasatseng
Ganker she has different underwear for each outfit.
Tell me what types she will wear.
Go.
There is no ugly Blacks so no.
Peach is so fricking cute in this
And there's no Black folk or diversity or in-your-face politics
Is gaming back?
I swear to god Ganker is full of schizos nowadays
No thought the costume mechanic feels lazy
What's lazy about it? It requires a lot of effort making all the costumes, animations and mechanics exclusively for each segment.
if i was peach I'd invite all of my Ganker bros over for a sesh.