Is Kojima the Tarantino of videogames?

Is Kojima the Tarantino of videogames?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Tarantino is good at writing dialogue, Kojima just vomits exposition.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao
    At least she has a semi-established career and won't be tossed aside like Joosten

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have the clip of Joosten saying Kojima asked her to scan her feet for MGSV?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are frightened by feet, curious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      feet is classified as genitalia now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To who?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          to people who frick them i guess

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the first world

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          women and gay men

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the M Night Shyamalan of vidya

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wishes he could be the kind of cinematic genius to produce The Happening.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which would make sense since this movie is really good, truly underrated.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s really not
          I wanted to like it but it was so moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it moronic ? The movie is quite genius in the way that it treat this subject. It's just that people fail to understand the nuance and the abstraction from it.

            >We've always lived in Satan's Kingdom
            Thanks for pointing out the obvious, jesuit

            >Satan's Kingdom
            What are you ? some Black folk thinking about shaman and stuff ?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least he has better taste in feet than Tarantino.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the Miyazaki of vidya. Just some guy that takes credit for the talent of others.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's got ghastly feet, massive downgrade from joosten

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't believe Ganker hates Death Stranding.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i donot i purple starred that shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we're a minority here bro..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i tried it again 6 months ago and was able to appreciate what it was. but I stopped playing for a couple days after making it across the sea and then never felt the urge to pick it back up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        By that time i was more than hooked. But i think in my case it helps that i set for myself the goal to finish any game i buy no matter what, whether i like it or not. And so far i've been doing that and i would say i ended up liking all of them to some extent. Even the ones who had a shitty start

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the worst games Ive ever played and I like weird shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% it in about 110 hours
      we out here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most common complaint kojima always gets is the excessive talking and lazy exposition he uses
      >Keep doubling down on this
      >Act surprised when people complain yet again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Act surprised
        don't believe this part happened

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The post I'm responding too literally starts with:
          >Still can't believe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked the gameplay, but the story was all over the place. Its also only relevant in the beginning and the end. Really should have been more abiut Reedus and funky fetus and less about alien creatures event or whatever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finished the main story in about 50 hours, but I kept playing till I hit about 200 hours. Then I did a second playthrough and hit about 100 hours on that save file.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima likes butts, not feet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      feet come from butts

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ganker-Ganker crossover we needed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fund it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Nick Cage has ever played a video game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure he did during drug consumption

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably would say sega or some old boomer shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see why not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think all these movie actors and directors hang out with him of their own volition?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what do they even do besides taking pictures. Do they even know who Kojima is?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the george lucas

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is just lucky. Dudes game got more mainstream attention for have a very heavy narrative focus and no one actually took video games stories seriously at the time. He's seriously rode the mgs wave for years and years

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fluoride water most definitely causes the foot fetish, because, when your pineal gland is calcifies all the energy in your higher aura levels are redirected to the lower levels add you start to covet the primordial and basal, around the lowest areas of the body, and arousal towards feet is a manifestation of this more abstract energy shift.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal moronic schizo
      A fetish is born from what is forbidden/hidden/sacred/beautified, nothing more. If you would have a tiny bit of knowledge about history and culture, you would have seen that many countries through many era fantasized on different part of the human body after every cultural and societal change about clothes and body rules.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We've always lived in Satan's Kingdom
        Thanks for pointing out the obvious, jesuit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Foothomosexualry is literally just 2 brain wires being too close

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well for sure, you don't have much wires in your brain to begin with.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a footgay though

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An overrated hack? Yeah, that's accurate.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Tarantino sometimes gets lucky and makes something that isn't garbage.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. But he's a pissgay, not a feetgay.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNO

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