Is Metroid woke now?

Is Metroid woke now?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Soviets actually won the culture war.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans
      Your shit smells eurohomosexual.
      >UM, BUT I'M FROM CALIFORNIA, AND I HATE AMERICANS! AND AMERICA
      Cool, you're not an American then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >americans are the only people obsessed with wokeism
        >call them out on this
        >they go insane

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, he went back to sleep after his last game bombed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is run by old Japanese men, they'd never allow it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please have a nice day

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh SO woke. I hate when you shoot and Samus keeps shouting "women deserve equal rights" and "women shouldn't need to live in fear of men"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where do women not have equal rights in the civilised world? Do men not live in fear of women and the power they have to ruin men's lives on a whim?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Where do women not have equal rights in the civilised world
        The places where feminist wouldnt dare speak up

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus is not yet a gay, wheelchair bound, black Muslim
    why even fricking live lads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot male to female trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gay
      canonically asexual, despite exhibiting maternal instincts
      >wheelchair bound
      infected with and suffers from effects of multiple space stds at once
      >black Muslim
      half-chozo and raised on chozo culture, chozo are literally extinct so that's as minority as it gets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >half-chozo and raised on chozo culture, chozo are literally extinct so that's as minority as it gets
        you know pretty well that's not enough for ~~*them)) or the shitposter you replied to

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Do you have brain damage?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me of how bad the helmet looked in Dread.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, troony

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Went broke too, barely sold 3 million

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is woke about Metroid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woman existing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      panders to feminists with strong woman protagonist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >realizes this just now
        Get off this site, underaged child.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, in fact they made Samus sexier than ever and she still just loves to fricking kill aliens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good alien gets killed
      >offer a moment of silence before going off to murder his murderers
      Samus is a good protagonist.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pathetic "men" being offended by the absolute gigastacy Samus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what it really comes down to. Samus is a legit strong female character and that scares zoomers/beta males. And of course being sexy and non-talkative makes her upsetting to feminists as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is legit the "leatherman" pose. Fricking meme-loving spaniards, magnificent bastards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is, and I love it. She's so over the top in Dread, and it's fricking great. Absolute unit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          reddit post

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is her in-game model

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this legit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For comparison here's the entire extent you see of Samus's zero suit model that you see in the game:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about zero suit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with ZSS is that she looks like a generic super model.
        She should have muscles to match the physique suggested by her power suit. Something like

        This is what it really comes down to. Samus is a legit strong female character and that scares zoomers/beta males. And of course being sexy and non-talkative makes her upsetting to feminists as well.

        is a good starting point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a boring design. There's nothing interesting about skintight blue jumpsuit. Her armor is way more badass and also way sexier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based armor fetishist, go far my king
            all I want is more girls and women in cool armor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad you and most of those like you only push the "Armor is sexier" narrative because you don't actually like seeing sexy women.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We're just not addicted to pornography.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              As it turns out I do like sexy women and I think Samus, the scifi space warrior, is sexiest when in her sexy space armor and not some generic blue prostitute shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Man, love the new basic suit, honestly getting gravity suit was disappointing in terms of visuals

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad you and most of those like you only push the "Armor is sexier" narrative because you don't actually like seeing sexy women.

                It's just a boring design. There's nothing interesting about skintight blue jumpsuit. Her armor is way more badass and also way sexier.

                >There's nothing interesting about skintight blue jumpsuit
                ok homosexual

                Not the guy but i just miss the varied underwear she used to have with each title.

                And yeah ZSS suit is as boring as it comes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't aware prostitutes wore full-body skintight suits. Is that common hooker wear where you live?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't live in a city but anytime I've seen footage of a prostitute they're always wearing some gross latex shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There's nothing interesting about skintight blue jumpsuit
            ok homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              b***h I could go on Pornhub and see any hundreds of videos of some blonde prostitute wearing latex. It's generic. Plain. Milquetoast. Plebian.

              I want something more interesting than that . Metroid is all about exploring utterly alien worlds full of strange creatures. It's supposed to be the opposite of ordinary. And that includes samus. Her armor wasn't even made by humans, but sentient bird monk people. It's the coolest and most interesting part about her. And it's the peak of her design, not generic coomer skintight boringness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing ACgay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that the guy who obsessed over samus' pixel art ass cheeks from fusion and posts about them for decades? Cause that would be the complete opposite of me , I hate that fricker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's the guy that's always b***hing about coomers loving zero suit so much. Just like you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well good, you should never side with coomers about anything because they are quite literally mentally incapacitated mongrels incapable of resisting the most basic urges. No better than animals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But he also thinks Samus should be a robot and there should be no cutscenes or story at all ever not even an intro or ending sequence. Among other moronic things. Guy's moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's never been a robot. Emotionally that is. Even the manuals of Metroid 1&2 characterized her a bit.

                Other M was moronic though, it turned her into a wimpy frail little b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and there should be no cutscenes or story at all ever not even an intro or ending sequence
                >That one time several years ago he was sperging about OoT's 1 second door opening animations
                >mfw
                Dude's a literal OCD Boomer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He loves to boast about his custom-made Super Metroid ROM that removes the opening, the ending, arriving on Zebes, elevators, and the entire Mother Brain fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, all of that is fricking stupid, but frankly I find the removal of the elevators most offensive. Not only is that extremely petty, but the elevators add to the atmosphere and convey a sense of progression. Finding a new elevator means you're moving on to a new area, and that's fricking cool, dammit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I'd prefer a more interconnected and sprawling map , elevators disjoint it all and make each area feel like a small level.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's basically open world though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No because you can still have map design and locked doors that require power ups to navigate/ open.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every Metroidvania segments areas off into levels or pseudo-levels for that reason. Metroid 1 did it too but it had the problem of being way too easy to get lost since every area looked the same.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He recently revealed he doesn't actually have such a hack. It's just Super Zero Mission.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He recently revealed he doesn't actually have such a hack. It's just Super Zero Mission.
                KEK I take back what was said about that in

                >custom-made Super Metroid ROM that removes the opening, the ending, arriving on Zebes, elevators
                I can give the autist props for actually putting forth the effort to an issue he deems worth fixing, but
                >and the entire Mother Brain fight.
                That's just KEK worthy.
                Reminds me of this Atheist cuck Steve Shives at the time, asking his wife what would make a good movie and she said when all the fighting is over and everyone lives happily ever after.

                then.
                That autist with the ALTTP Gender-neutral pronoun hack on here years ago's got him beat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here's the exchange.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All this time, he was just talking about Super Zero Mission?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >custom-made Super Metroid ROM that removes the opening, the ending, arriving on Zebes, elevators
                I can give the autist props for actually putting forth the effort to an issue he deems worth fixing, but
                >and the entire Mother Brain fight.
                That's just KEK worthy.
                Reminds me of this Atheist cuck Steve Shives at the time, asking his wife what would make a good movie and she said when all the fighting is over and everyone lives happily ever after.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The zero suit is just a plugsuit meant to be used under the armor, it's not supposed to be anything special, people elevated it way too much just because of smash, my only gripe with it is that it completely replaced the underwear endings

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It shouldn't be its own " character " in the first place. Samus IS her armor, the armor IS Samus. It's like symbiosis or some bullshit.

              You lose it briefly in zero mission, and only have the zero suit, and suddenly you're a weak little b***h who gets one hit killed by everyone. I don't want Samus to be a weak b***h, I want her to be an unstoppable alien killing machine .

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think she looked good in zero mission.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And I agree, she had a really nice butt in the ZS.
            But we have too many skinny female characters and not enough buff ones, and Samus ought to look buff.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Get rid of the zero suit and bring back her Super Metroid underwear.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick yes, her SM design is still the absolute best.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >visible muscle tone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. You homosexuals complained about her being a bimbo that took orders from a man in Other M and she was censored in Smash. Now she's just another stronk woman with no personality. Dread was the worst 2d Metroid.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    samus is literally infused with Chozo DNA, she should have a decent physique that compliments her feminine body. She should have virtually no bodyfat, and be absolutely shredded minimum. Not muscular though, since her suit does a big chunk of the lifting and Chozo (LITERAL BIRDs) aren't like that. Unfortunately, troons will not understand this, and will make her WIDEMAN or coomers will not under stand this and make her like ZSS is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, proper Samus should not be sticc or thicc she's supposed to be BRICC

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Samus is canonically trans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that you're canonically a moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they were borderline making fun of troons on that interview and they still use it as "evidence" because they're that desperate to rewrite history

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >character is a clear cut send-up to Ellen Ripley from Alien, the leading lady of Hollywood sci-fi
        >hurr must be a transgender
        I legitimately do not get these people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I legitimately do not get these people.
          Well you can thank Wu for that heavy clickbait article with extremely reaching points of projection all those years ago for that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >character is a clear cut send-up to Ellen Ripley from Alien
          They aren't even vaguely similar characters, you dumbass zoomer.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a WOMAN!
    AHHHHHHH! BEN SHAPIRO SAVE ME!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bob sharpie

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Power Suit > Gravity Suit > Varia Suit > Metroid Suit
    The "Metroid Suit" is a meme, but I will admit I like the look of it. I like the look of all the suits in Dread. Maybe it was because it was the first we saw, but I really grew on the Power Suit in this game. The Blue/White contrasting the Red chest and visor just fricking worked for me. The Purple this time felt like a real upgrade to it, moving it up several hues in the color spectrum, but the Orange of the Varia suit felt lacking in comparison. I get it's iconic, but it just didn't mesh well with the majority White the suit was composed of this time.
    Still, all great. I loved that the trim of the suit changed each time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will forever hate Gravity's neon suspenders.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I used to as well, but the visual storytelling of "the suit reconnecting itself" turned me around on it a bit. Power suit is meant to seem disconnected and sparse, Varia much closer, and then by Gravity it's all connected. That picture shows it off surprisingly well for being one of the first off google. It's still a bit silly looking for sure, but I appreciate the story the suit is telling independent from the gameplay side.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Metroid woke now?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Woman
    dropped

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who unironically uses the term "woke" to describe something is below 100 IQ btw and is probably pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok libtard.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made Metroid a femoid? Fricking SJW lefty trannies ruining games once again.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gravity suit > varia suit

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game was such a forgettable disappointment.
    They really never will top Super Metroid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dread topped it.
      The smooth movement alone did that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atmosphere is lost when you're zooming around the map like a ninja
        SM clunky movement was methodical and tense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a game where you have less control over your character is more methodical because uhhh you have less options for movement

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid's a girl?

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