is pic related the only game reviewer who isn't a shill afraid of getting blacklisted?
is pic related the only game reviewer who isn't a shill afraid of getting blacklisted?
is pic related the only game reviewer who isn't a shill afraid of getting blacklisted?
He made some good points at the very beginning as in his first idk 15 videos or so, but now he's gone full moron because he either has 0 integrity and so knows there's clicks in acting like he does; or even worse he genuinely thinks like he does in which case he's simply grown more bold and thus more moronic
>full moron
Define.
>clicks
He doesn't have to worry about getting clicks; it's pointless, his channel is shadowbanned.
he's moronic and doesn't know what shadowbanning looks like and is fooling (you) into rallying for him
I agree with him 95% of the time so he's actually pretty based. The only "full moron" thing I've ever heard him say was that Doom Eternal is bad because "the game is too difficult" and that "beating Doom Eternal on a high difficulty is stupid because you're playing against bots" which if he had any sort of self awareness, he would realize that's the exact same argument journalists make when they say they want an easy mode in souls games. Literally every singleplayer game is you "playing against bots", lmao.
i'd watch the video, but i am not interested in shooters and have yet to play fully through 2016
>The only "full moron" thing I've ever heard him say was that Doom Eternal is bad because "the game is too difficult"
Isn't he the coombrianed idiot that said TotK was satanic woke propaganda because Rauru slightly resembles a goat and he automatically correlates Gerudo with Futa porn
taking all of this out of context
What context makes his unironic rant about how Tulin's, Sidon's and Riju's vows are pedophilic, gay and futa pandering under the already flawed premise that they took away Link's "love interests" by "giving Paya a brown boyfriend (which is a lie, she still thirsts for link and only talks to Tauro in one conversation related to the falling ruins) not moronic?
First of all, they put fricking rings on each other's fingers. Second, it's an exaggeration.
Using rings as a mcguffin isn't meant to represent a relationship you doofus, they also don't actually give a ring to link, the rings are already present on Rauru's hand, they just get a sigil that represents each element
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He went on that tangent as more or less sort of a joke (he also explained it a bit in his followup video). I think he was moreso taking a jab at Americas current Satanism fetish, because you see a lot of far leftists unironically using satanic imagery nowadays, notably some drag queens who read to small children.
All Satan did was give humanity a choice.
and lying to them to make poor choices
The choice to depict him as a cuck.
>Rauru slightly resembles a goat
The founders of Hyrule were shown doing an Eyes Wide Shut kind of meeting. It was fricking weird.
>Gerudo with Futa porn
He decided to give the Gerudo princess a male black voice and made a joke about her fricking him up the ass.
A yes, schrodinger's moron defense, where is both a joke but he also still believes this conspiracy shit to a degree which he himself admitted on his follow up video
if you want hate him for being schizo, fine i guess
but that was barely a minute of the video
Rings... I mean.. where else to put the story progression items than on the main character's and the game's new hot feature, right? makes perfect sense from a developer's point of view.
It makes sense for anyone who isn't schizophrenic
>The founders of Hyrule were shown doing an Eyes Wide Shut kind of meeting. It was fricking weird.
The sage masks is just meant to add mystique to the ancient sages, or if you want to be uncharitable it's nintendo being too lazy to design new characters for the past cutscenes, the satanic angle just makes Synth sound like moronic 90s televangelist
Have you ever wondered why you have such a kneejerk dismissive reaction to the word 'satanism'?
>The founders of Hyrule were shown doing an Eyes Wide Shut kind of meeting.
no they weren't. It was just a king and queen sitting on their thrones with Zelda standing beside them
Pretty much, yes.
I can agree with most of things he says, but he tends to go sideways and be edgy manchild just to appeal Ganker by being contrarian butthole who bashes good games, like how he reviewed Elden Ring for example. He shat on it called it Dark Souls 3.5 to appeal morons who either are hipsters or haven't played the game yet.
>called it Dark Souls 3.5
It isn't?
His Elden Ring review was objectively 100% accurate. Not a single point he made can be disputed.
I didn't watch his entire video because at that time I hadn't beaten the game yet, so I don't actually know most of the points he was making in that video (I don't even remember his points from the little bit that I did watch) but he was right about the fact that it was a "good/very good game" and not a masterpiece. The game has a lot of genuine flaws that people like to gloss over for whatever reason.
lmao moron
elden shit is the most divisive fromsoft game since ds2, for good reasons.
he raises very real and good points which many of us on Ganker realized.
it takes being a critical person and a seasoned gamer(who plays more games) to recognize the faults of a game you waited 4 years for, from a company you love.
it's a shame fromcultists not only can't agree with points like awful quest design and boss design, they can't even see that they're objectively shit.
cultists are how modern AAA gaming is soulless , woke and scared of innovation.
You will go along with the hivemind or you will be crushed. Be grateful and consume.
>ZE BUGS AND ZE GAYMING PODS
>soulless
>woke
>us, we epic 4chinners
Go back and have a nice day, slowly and painfully
he liked the game but it was clearly just dark souls 6
his elden ring review was the best one, he didnt go into tangents of muh wokeness either
T. Undertheseetheyo
Doom Eternal is bad, but not because of that. They reduced an engaging fps series to a 3D platformer with occasional games of rock paper scissors throughout.
who is this semen demon?
It's a boy, so the joke is on you.
That wasn’t the question….
i dont care tell me who it is right the frick now!
Source?
probably. Expect him to get banned from Youtube sometime soon.
>the futa cuck porn enthusiest
I used to think Yahtzee was the only one, these days that's clearly not the case.
He already was
Yahtzee's inoffensive midwit ass?
>Yahtzee's inoffensive midwit ass?
In the pre-censored vidoes on youtube era, yeah.
He was as offensive as a low liberal even back in those days.
>isn't a shill afraid of getting blacklisted
Was what I was talking about, dunno where the offensive part comes into it.
that was before blacklisting was even a thing then
It was during the era of the Kain & Lynch gamespot debacle, blacklisting or no the premise still applies.
>people actually listen to this massive homosexual
LOLE
He's a bit of a normalgay but yes, he's one of the few willing to ruffle feathers
He's homosexual, but making troons seethe is alright
He's an idiot, enough said. Throw him in the void.
he literally cannot stop thinking about cuck porn
who is htis
That would be American Krogan, who literally names them and has been banned off of Youtube entirely
/thread
he's still going on with his channel on odysee right? i just wonder if he managed to complete the FO4 total deBlack personhaul.
I genuinely don’t know what the point of the deBlack personhaul is. getting rid of Black folk doesn’t stop the game from still being shit.
his point is that FO4 is woke even though it's shit, de-wokeing FO4 is his whole sthick.
i couldn't care less tbh, i play with mods to rape and impregnate the bandits with my redheaded SS.
As stated earlier he has bad taste in games
See this dude's descent was surreal. He went from defending Far Cry 5 from Crowcab fans to making a documentary about Zionism
>fashwave always playing way too loud in the background
He needs to work on his editing.
his red dead 2 critique is so on point
No it isn’t, he’s a fricking psychopath and shouldn’t be taken seriously
>psychopath
psychopathy isn't real
t. Psychopath
This dude’s just a flat out terrible person with no self awareness, so it makes perfect sense why he’s liked here
>terrible person
why, what did he do?
>inb4 he's racist and edgy
that doesn't make someone a bad person
/thread
if you are still on youtube you cant be based simple as
One of the best video content creators out there
Mutt natsocs are peak cringe, but his RDR2 review raised some very valid points.
Him modding minorities out of fallout 4 is funny because he doesn't understand fallout lore at all
Neither does Bethesda so it's a match made in heaven
He's the Anthony Fantano of Ganker, except without the charisma. That is to say that he has generic Ganker opinions, regurgitates generic Ganker lingo, and frankly looks like how you'd imagine a typical Ganker addict would look.
In no way is this a good thing.
this
just your typical Ganker npc who lacks self awareness
You clearly haven't kept up with Fantano during the last few years if you believe this
Ganker is completely fricking dead to be fair to him
Correct, I thought in 2013 "why would I spend 80% of an album's runtime watching a video of someone talking about it at a surface level when I could read a more in-depth critique in less than 1/4 of the time" and then became only passively aware of him via memes
Ganker is 90%+ absolute plebs
Ganker has better taste in games than any other place tbh
every other board on Ganker has better taste in vidya than Ganker
except /vg/
This is true, primarily thanks to its meticulous rejection of woke shit.
>meticulous
I'm not sure that's the word I would use to describe how Ganker approaches games.
No, lol
Name a better place than Ganker
/tv/
/vr/
/vst/
nah this guy is annoying as all frick, biggest ego out of any youtube game """reviewer""" ive ever seen just hates on everything because he's cool and quirky being a jaded contrarian
>biggest ego out of any youtube game """reviewer""" ive ever seen
sphere hunter threw a fit because he didn't get a review code one time
>Sphere Hunter
Literally the only Ganker cares about him is because he's a troony. His opinions are literally now different then hundreds of other reviewers out there.
Being a contrarian is good though
I've watched a few of his videos because I didn't have anything better to do and he makes it a very clear point that he doesn't mindlessly hate everything
this guy thinks he's smart, and wants others to think he's smart, but in reality, everyone just laughs at his stupid ass
Ryan Gosling is a game reviewer?
I'll give him credit for not caving in to that fat moron mauler but he's nothing really special, mostly just a contrarian that relies heavily on clickbait and Ganker talking points
Stop shilling yourself here Synth you putrid homosexual. Even though he rarely has a slightly decent point the only reason morons here like him is to be contrarians because everyone else hates him on the internet.
so you want to be on the same side as redditors and twitter homosexuals?
this is what happens to the brain when you remove nuance
No, frick those degenerate gays, but I'm going to take this dipshit's side either.
your phrasing implies obedience to the larger crowd on principle, regardless of who they are
You know damn well that Synthetic Manlettears won’t stop until he’s seen as Ganker‘s guy.
>sucks at games
>unfunny moron
>shills himself on Ganker
I could not care less about some goslingtard poser
>sucks at games
Why does everyone on Ganker suck at games now? 10 years ago, I would play with people from Ganker and they were slightly more intelligent than the average, not all of them but still
Today I play games with Ganker and they are the most moronic people I ever played in my life, I'm surprised each time
most of old Ganker went into discord because discord servers are easier to gatekeep, even if they get deleted regularly like Sseths Merchants guild which was incredibly fun.
Makes sense
He's the prince of Ganker
shut the frick up Black person
>wow guys he is literally ME
Just because he is a incel 4chinner doesn't mean he isn't a massive homosexual with shit taste in games.
>muh halo
>muh resident evil 4
What a fricking normie ass homosexual. Disgusting
>>muh resident evil 4
kys low IQ Black person, RE4 is Gankercore af
Name your favourite 4 games then
Ganker gosling fans are the most annoying people on the internet
yeah i hate muh feels shit so much
>more or less sort of a joke
so not a joke then
>so not a joke then
Yes it was, he was half joking. I can't believe some people don't understand the difference between someone half joking and not joking at all. It's not the same thing, you just don't understand the nuance.
/qa/ refugees are worse
Makes the right people seethe.
These threads are a constant reminder that no matter what you do or what you say, you will never be good enough for Ganker.
That, or the homosexuals posting are astroturfing discordtrannies.
>NO STOP MAKING FUN OF MUH ECELEB
>"you will never be good enough for Ganker"
>being autistic enough to attempt to pander to an anonymous internet board
holy kek
autistic enough to attempt to pander to an anonymous internet board
Not only that, but an anonymous internet board which suffers from a huge case of cognitive dissonance.
>HAHA KRATOS IS A KEKOLD
>OMG WE LOVE YOU KIRYU
Suicide Squad for sure.
Yep. Most of the hate is just total vitriol which speaks well for Synth because if you actually watch his streams you quickly find out his opinions are pretty level-headed.
>Follow this e-celeb off of his main cha-
No, have a nice day.
>these new games sure are poopy, right guys?
>anyway have you heard about RAID:SHADOWLEGENDS?
>proceeds to cry about being called a sellout and how he deserves to make a dollar off the channel or whatever
This is what makes him a homosexual to me.
Anon, there's a reason why most if not every Gankertard that made something of themselves and got successful immediately dissociates with this place. Nothing here is worth being proud of. Trying to appeal and associate with Ganker is like someone associating with the hoodrat ghetto they grew up in. It just doesn't make any sense.
>These threads are a constant reminder that no matter what you do or what you say, you will never be good enough for Ganker.
Unless you're Sseth or Ross
or mandalore before he started consorting with furries
>check out Ross' channel to see if he posted a video
>it's a game I'm interested in and want to play so I can't watch it
>Sseth
Almost everyone here hates that hack now and with good reason, he hasn't been funny for years and just voices 15 minute cashgrab videos that other people write for him. Ross will always be based tho, peak comfy israelitetuber
>cashgrab
he gets $ per video but hasn't taken patreon money for about 5 or so of his last 6 videos, and all his youtube vids get demonitized. If anything, he actually tries not to take fans money (unlike some patreon vampires who take monthly donations while releasing jack shit) which I respect him for
The EDF and Age of Wonders reviews are some of his best shit. Really only his recent vids I didnt like was the organ trading game and the furry inflation game, but him scamming both WoT and Warthunder was also pretty funny
Ehh only his CoQ review was 'fun'
I just want fitz back. I dont want anyone else.
No simping manlet, I will not watch your channel no matter how many times you shill your dimeadozen skeptic channel era videos on here. Your videos are incredibly predictable and anyone can find out what your take will be just by looking at Ganker‘s catalog.
Not watching your videos synthetic
chat got weird in the stream yesterday
it's always like that though
Isn't this the guy who got into a fight with his dad because he got him a job and he refused it despite being nearly 30 and having no degree or job experience?
I'd get into a fight with my dad too if he wanted me to work in fricking retail.
Have any of you worked on Black Friday?
I haven't and I'm sorry if you had to
It was a 6 figure job
and? you're gonna be the slave of israelites just because they're willing to pay you extra?
do you really think you're getting off that easy and the moment you'll be in that workplace won't be shat on for all you're worth until you end up as a husk of your former self?
>you end up as a husk of your former self?
you have identity of your own to lose.
YouTube and Google is run by israelites too, moron. You're fricked either way in that situation. At least with a real job, it's a lot more stable. YouTube could implement some gay ass change that cuts your income in half by tomorrow and there would be nothing that could be done to stop it.
>NO DAD I WON'T GET A JOB I NEED MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT HOW THE israeliteS ARE RUNNING MY BING BING WAHOO GAMES
>stop caring goy
No, I don't think I will.
where do you think you are
yes lol. he discussed it in a live stream 2 or 3 weeks ago
i like the guy. And i like that he makes the resident discord trannies mad EVERY single time.
Do you think when this guy sees a black woman outside he seethes that the world is woke now
He was the only eceleb to give a reasonable response to the Crowbcat Re4make shitshow.
Well Crowbcat is still ultimately correct. Re4 really is soulless compared to the original.
True but nobody except me has the balls to say 5 is better than 4
Why does being called unwhipped cream upset him so much
Obviously you were never called one.
You unwhipped cream.
he has the autistic predator gaze
He looks like a porn addict
Did he have a recorded freak out about this? Post it
Handsome israelite Killer.
Nice try Synth
I AM TUROK
it didn't
he just had no fricking idea how to respond to such a nothing insult
did someone who just had a stroke call him that? because it makes no sense
it was a popular "hate" comment
it was really fricking moronic
Yeah, he looks like unwhipped cream alright
Tendies never recovered
the left cant meme
How do we stop the grifter pandemic?
>hes a grifter because he isnt leftist like me
Still never watching your video Synth
i don't think youtube's going anywhere pal
I always use The Quartering and Paul Joseph Watson as examples. They're very politically active people that have slowly been aging, have not had any success in their personal lives, and have nothing going for them but their YouTube channels and Twitter accounts. This sort of living leads you down a very lonely road.
>have not had any success in their personal lives
Arent they both married?
If you're married without kids you're a failure. The ONLY reason to get married is to start a family. Otherwise you're just giving some woman who can leave you at any time half your shit.
>Stonetoss got his face leaked by some lefty catfish
Here's your master race political cartoonist bro
so all the people in stonetoss are just supposed to look like their creator. huh
He's unattractive regardless but what sort of neanderthal would take a picture this unflattering of themselves and then sent it to someone
that isnt stonetoss doe
stonetoss is aryan chad irl
Waiting for the proofs this is real and not just lefty disinfo.
who would do that?
lie on the internet?
its not lefty disinfo that doxxed pic is REAL!!!!
Joe MAMA
Eh he doesn’t look that bad. Nothing a couple months of working out can’t fix.
>beta male
>balding
>skinny fat
>hates women
>obsessed with big brown men
Ganker worship this closet gay?
HOLY FRICKING KEK! You can't make this shit up.
>obsessed with big brown men
I thought he was Latinx, not Indian?
>hates women
And you will never be one.
He objectively hates women, why are you mad?
You're implying it's a bad thing
How do you subjectively hate women?
Ganker worships a literal troon what do you expect?
>Ganker worships a literal troon
Huh?
This woman
>she
No vag
>No vag
being an incel, you especially would know what it's like to never see a vegana
Seethe, troon.
>can't get laid
>lashes out at trans people
lmaooooo
>NOOOOOOOO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FRICK MY NEO-vegana YOU'RE AN INCEL!!!!!!
pfffft lol
>can't get laid
>Can't be a woman
keep projecting troony
Trans folks are having sex while you sit alone in your mother's basement crying about people you've never met and never will meet. I can't even.
our house doesnt have a basement. I sit in my bedroom on the 2nd floor
>Trans folks are having sex
WITH EACHOTHER, KEK
I can love myself, unlike the self hating trannies such as Sphere Cutter.
I'm married you homosexual
mf liar you will never be married
>Can't get laid
How is this an insult to anyone with above 90 IQ? Also, aren't trannies notorious for crying about not getting laid because they are literal abominations? Mental illness.
>How is this an insult to anyone with above 90 IQ?
Are you too smart to have sex? The absolute state of "white" people
What value is "getting laid" to someone? You can literally go to the corner and buy it for the price of a McDonalds meal.
Then why don't you? Instead of being a seething little incel
You still haven't explain WHY I would want that. Why would I want something with no value?
Too keep you from having incel tantrums like you are right now.
>incel tantrums
>thread is full of "people" insulting synthstein
dick too big
>Ganker all the rest of the time
>"WTF WHY DID THEY FRICKING COVER X CHARACTER'S CLEAVAGE AIIIIIIEEE THIS IS AN ATTACK ON ALL MALES! MY BILOGICAL URGE AND GOAL IS LITERALLY BEING DENIED! MY HIGH T NATURE IS BEING CASTED ASIDE! WHAT? YOU DON'T CARE? LOL FRICKING SOI ENUCH YOU'RE NOT A MAN!"
>Ganker when they're made fun of for being virgins
>"Y-yikes bro. Who cares about le sex? Ughh it's not that important chud."
LMAO every time.
noooooo you dont get it
trannies are the real problem
they're the thing preventing me from having a happy and fulfilling life i swear
Jews....women....trans folks....minorities.....aliens.... they're all keeping me from having sex and getting a job
HOLY BASED
TOTAL REPTILIAN DEATH
Zamn so bvsed. Senator Armstrong is literally me after graduating Hustler's University.
>~~*STEVEN*~~
society baka
And if Sphereschizo looked down, he wouldn't see one either.
>women
Smash
>worship
This kind of hyperbole is what I expect butthurt discordtrannies to post. That's what you are until proven otherwise and all men ITT will not have their opinion swayed by this out-of-context bulletpoint list shit.
Reminder this subhuman is what normies on reddit and twitter imagine the average Gankeruser to look and speak like. He's literally us bros...
>I AM SUBHUMAN
YWNBAW
he's a homosexual
the fact that anyone takes him seriously is astonishing
>Supports everything he's ""against"" with buying t heir products
LOL
>he keep samegayging in his own thread
>159 posts
>only 56 IPs
what the frick I thought you were joking
>Unlike you I am not so easily triggered
Hes kinda mid. He mostly just complains which can be funny be he pretends his opinion is unassailable when hes just a funny man which just makes him look pretentious.
I like watching him in the same way one would like watching the class clown. I have zero respect for his opinions. He's just a moron who is amusing to laugh at due to him fitting every incel neckbeard stereotype.
What was his real name again?
>Yep, he's seething
Literally who? This is just a funny ryan gosling edited to look like cyberpunk man.
If some youtuber uses it as his avatar then he's a homosexual for having a CP2077 avatar and I would instantly not trust his taste lol
>thinks tears of the kingdom is satanic anti-christ propaganda that is pseudo teaching kids strong gerudo women have big wieners to frick young men with
>gets filtered by a videogame and starts blocking the chat trying to help him
no he's worse than Ganker, a moronic BALDING sperg
He's not worse than Ganker, he's just the literal representation of Ganker's worst traits like crippling porn addiction, schizo headcanons and terminal contrarianism
He perma banned me for saying he looks like an incel
if synthetic man reads this post he must stream system shock II or the remake or his mother will stub her toe in her sleep, in minecraft
>AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is this another "homosexual that regurgitates the safest Ganker friendly opinions while trying to pass them off as his own" like PatricianTV? I can't fricking stand that dumbass.
>Here's a screencap that I took of a post I made on Ganker
Shut the frick up you wiener chugger, form some real opinions, I know you're here.
He openly names the israelite and quotes racial crime statistics
The worst part of /vpol/, personified
Why is /vpol/ bad though? Are you that afraid of the israelite?
I just wanna game, dude. I don't wanna hear about trannies or toxic masculinity or how the Judeo-Bolsheviks are putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin frogs gay. Seems like we just can't have that anymore. Maybe we never did, and I was just too ignorant as a kid to see behind the curtain. I picked the lesser of two evil sides, because it's the only way I can just get back to gaming without someone trying to tell me how to think.
>I just wanna game, dude
Well blame the israelites and the leftists for making it impossible.
>I don't wanna hear about trannies or toxic masculinity or how the Judeo-Bolsheviks are putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin frogs gay
Stop ignoring reality you fricking idiot, before they take everything they can from you.
>Seems like we just can't have that anymore
And whose fault is that?
>Seems like we just can't have that anymore
Yeah.
>I picked the lesser of two evil sides
You chose the most evil side, you know that, you're just unwilling to admit it.
>because it's the only way I can just get back to gaming without someone trying to tell me how to think.
The games you play are already telling you how to think.
You are just a fricking consoomer. You always wanted to consoom and you don't want to think about people, life, society or anything humans actually want to consider, you just want to consoom from now till the end of time, even if it's leftist drivel, you just can't help it but consoom, consoom and consoom forever. I know lots of people like you, but to admit it so openly is fricking sad.
I'm on your side you dizzy c**t
Read between the lines
The truth fears no investigation.
>Ganker praising guy caught browsing troony/cuck porn
Everything seems to be in order.
>caught
you don't think were just going to be dumb enough to take your word for it do you?
>So porn addicted he immediately thinks of cuck porn when he sees Tauro and of Futa porn when he sees Riju
proof?
I'm assuming that one autist started watching this israelite and is now spamming him on Ganker all the time, because I never heard of him before like a month ago and now there are threads trying to suck his micropenis every few days.
wouldnt surprise me if op was the homie himself
HE DIDNDU NUTHIN
Nah, it was his TOTK review that blew up. It upset basically everyone.
The thumbnail is literally Link being softcore cucked by big brown Ganon. Then he complains about the game for vatious reasons.
Then he says that there is gay propaganda in it because he looked up gay fish-man porn and Gerudo Futa porn in rule34. Also says that the domain are a mix of we wuz kangz and satanic propaganda.
None of these are serious assertions on his part, but leftists and gamers are incredibly autistic and emotionally fragile, so leftists and tendie brigaded the video, and people here also flocked to it in a mixture of autistic rage and curiosity.
>It's a joke!
Many such cases for hack comedians and chuds. Frick around and find out.
>None of these are serious assertions on his part
Yes they frickin are
>leftists and gamers are incredibly autistic and emotionally fragile
lmao, that's rich coming from someone who probably shits his pants and starts screeching at the mere sight of black people in video games
>don't you see guys?? he's just pretending to be moronic!!!
every fricking time...
>doesn't refute argument
>"DURRRRR yOuR an moron"
I genuinely feel bad for freaks like you
sounds like your typical gaytuber
What is SyntheticMan's stance on Black folk and the JQ. If he denies the holocaust then I will trust his game reviews because statistically holocaust deniers are the most discerning gamers.
I read a peer reviewed source that claims he thinks Cobson is not coal.
he recommended europa the last hope (or whatever it was called) literally lsst stream
November Hotel
Synthetic Man is the Everywhere at the End of Time of gaming youtubers.
That's a weird analogy
He's always twatting in the reviews. This is directly visible in his atomic heart review, where he states that the game is pro-Soviet and twists the events of the game. While the game on the contrary is anti-Soviet with the bait of a nostalgic aesthetic. He just mumble "Muh glorification of russia" just like game journos, and he even didn't beat game.
i knew this moron would be loved here lol, you homosexuals are so predictable
>You have to hate him because....you just have to okay!!!
how'd you hate him when he's exactly the average Gankereddit user? watching his videos feels like reading a thread in this shithole
Get Out then
It's actually funny how easy to pander to Ganker is despite trying so hard to be this above it all contrarian shithole
You know us too well, anon.
Remember, you're here forever with the rest of us.
if you read the thread he's hated here
nobody should be use Gankerspeak irl
ok hothead
whatever peckernose
i know a shit ton of zoomers and millennial normies that say based irl
theyre vaush drones, not 4chinners like us
its hardly a Ganker thing anymore. they probably dont even know who lil b is.
Anyone remember that dating show with the Gankerirgin in it from like 2010 or some shit? I remember him costanza greentexting people at the pool table, and I think he cried when he got voted out first, he was based as frick.
I've definitely considered making a gaming channel using Ganker speak. It seems like such an easy way to become popular.
or you know actually caring about video games helps too
Look up electric underground for a guy who isnt a shill and more skilled than every other reviewer
why the frick is this thread still up?
I think syntheticsubhuman has paid off Ganker jannies like sam hyde, these posts never used to stay up past 30 minutes maximum but now they literally never get deleted
>I AM OMEGA
Ryan Reynolds?
He doesn't have much actually interesting to say, or he can't say it due to fear of being removed from YouTube, but he's still one of the few gamergate channels who don't try to shill race-mixing demoralization trash or freak out about Twitter posts every day. He's not a favorite, but he's certainly tolerable compared to the alternatives.
most accurate take ITT
he's said multiple times he plays that shit up for humor and to provoke people like you
every single youtuber who advertises their own videos on Ganker is garbage simple as
>dude he's just being ironic lol
ah the videogamedunkey cope. probably the same dipshit audience as well
Stop advertising your channel here homosexual.
i guess spherehunter advertises himself here to then using that logic moron
I know you're here reading this, Synth
Post more short form game reviews, the reason your channel is dying is because you only upload 2 videos a month. Even if it's just a five minute review of some old game you like, do it. Quit jerking off to porn and just DO IT
What the frick else do you do all day? You're a self-admitted liftcel neet
>literally begging mauler to let him be on his show
>to the point where mauler made a like 8 hour video showing every single point of moronation and hypocrisy
this Black person has to be shilling himself on here, theres no other way some loser who lives with his mom still would be paraded around here
>mauler made a like 8 hour video showing every single point of moronation and hypocrisy
this is a win in your eyes
Hello Cobain
>literally begging mauler to let him be on his show
proof?
Look into it
no, you link it to me
you made the (probably)false statement, you should provide the evidence
He won't, because what actually happened was that, midway through a stream of him taking his GoWR video out of context, Synth turned up in the chat and asked to come on.
Mauler pretended not to see it and Synth's said he was disappointed in him. This lead to a b***hfit from Mauler in a clear attempt to start an internet slapfight, which got ignored.
Stop advertising your channel you fricking gay
>actually thinking this moron has anything insightful to say about anything
wew
where did he even get this shirt
amazon
He shat on soulsborne so by default hes better than all its mindless drones
Shitting on popular thing doesn’t make you special
It helps if the popular thing is dogshit, which soulsborne is
If it was bad, it wouldn’t be popular
>marvel disney slop
>pokemon slop
>FIFA MADDEN slop
Popular thing is rarely good
None of those things are popular anymore
uh huh.
Because people expected it to be good, and now that we know it’s not, those sales are gonna drop with future games
im going to find you and kill myself im front of you.
very ironic considering soulsgays always say how shit games were when dark souls came out
Comb your fricking hair dude what the frick
can someone replace the quote this with this?
He looks like an even more moronic Mumkey Jones
That fact that many people here seem to like him shows how much Ganker has changed and how full of delusional poltard this board is.
He uses a Gosling avatar, put pepes and wojaks everywhere, constantly make delirious and moronic statements and lies.
There, quintessential schizo picture. The shirt might as well say "The voices in my head are telling me the truth"
>The voices in my head are telling me the truth
anon, not having voices in your head is a sign of low iq, dont make me derail the thread with pictures of apples
it's the voices outside your head you really want to watch out for
Honestly I have no clue how just the idea of having voices in your head got stereotyped to schizophrenia when it's a sign of self awareness and healthy development. Being a schizo means struggling to differentiate between reality and fiction, voices in the head are not necessary.
Remember conspiracy theorist? Because thinking that the FBI investigating the FBI is counterproductive is so farfetched you belong in the looney bin. Jet fuel actually can melt steel beams and Michael Jackson definitely didn't die because he named his producer.
"hearing voices" is very different than having voices in your head
if you literally hear your thoughts to the extent it makes your ears prick up or makes the hairs on the back of your neck stick up then you might want to ask a psychiatrist about it
>"hearing voices" is very different than having voices in your head
it really isn't, its the observation you get when meditating and not acting upon your thoughts at which point you will observe thoughts and feelings flowing through your mind without you directly "making" them
>if you literally hear your thoughts to the extent it makes your ears prick up or makes the hairs on the back of your neck stick up
this would be a sign of PTSD not schizophrenia
>He unironically fell for the Tulpa meme
What does a Tulpa have to do with meditation? Its not something complicated either, you can do it yourself and see
Again, what is wrong with being /misc/itical? Games are political, hobbies are political, your refusal to engage with politics is political. You cannot avoid it and you cannot run from it forever.
Serious question. Why do you keep posting on an English site when it's obvious you don't know how to talk in English?
homosexual e-celeb thread
I hate cuckthetic subhuman but i still love Ganker 🙁
Imagine being unwhipped cream
He’s good but RunningShine is the only Ganker approved YouTuber
He makes trannies on Ganker seethe so hes good in my books
You should have a nice day and livestream it, that'll really show those trannies bro!
Seething troony detected
>dont know who OP is
>go to channel
>boring presentation
>regurgitated complaints against wokeshit
>doing a terrible job of hiding his receeding hairline
>incredibly poor physiognomy
He should kill himself frfr
I mean you gotta have some kind of fanbase to make money off of. It's either moronic lefties or righties, they're all stupid and easily manipulated.
>I mean you gotta have some kind of fanbase to make money off of
you don't have to be a fricking israelite for EITHER side
>*lies about everything*
>Ganker and Kiwifarms lap it up like piggies
Why are you all like this?
>isn't a shill afraid of getting blacklisted
unfortunately his attempts at claiming this title have led him down the path of dishonesty. He's your average midwit on Ganker. He's either young and dumb and will regret his shit later on or really greedy for clicks
You just know he'll slip up and say the wrong thing/opinion for homosexual Gankerirgins to turn on him. Vinny's distanced himself from this place and neglects to mention it when asked about his stream's origins.
too many edgelords in his chat that will get his channel deleted eventually.
Ryan gosling reviews video games?
Ryan Gosling seems pretty relatable for a Hollywood actor. I legitimately think he probably would make a pretty entertaining reviewer.
I would do anything to get double teamed by ryan gosling and jakey g while they review their favourite autism games
>check out his channel
>pepe and wojack thumbnails
newbie morons just listen to shit like this, jlp, and think before you sleep to create their personalities for them it's actually fricking sad and embarass-
Based! King of Ganker!
He's addicted to blacked porn, do with that as you will
>makes wild claims without even a shred of evidence
Yeah, okay.
His TOTK review is all the evidence you need
trying to appeal for the Ganker audience is almost as bad as trying to appeal to the woke audience
remember gman lives?
Wish I didn't.
Shwacked sonny JIM buncha shieeet
who is now doing both
at least he's not a grifter.
Feels like most youtubers are just becoming grifters for easy bux
I don't know, switching from literal /vee/ references and shitting on leddit to "lol if you care about gamedevs making female characters ugly and putting them in less revealing clothing you are a lonely incel" in the span of 2 months kinda does sound like grifting to me. Give him 2 more months and he's gonna have he/him in his profile, changes it to they/them in a year and pull a jimsterling a year after that.
Gman is a shill, he was butthurt over crowbcats re4 video and he still had shill time on his capcom contract so he cried about them on twitter
Didn't he also shill Fallout 76 after Bethseds flew him over to quakecon or something?
I find it funny how Ganker complains seth is just pandering to Gankerners but out of all the youtubers Ganker talks about seth is by far the most popular, he has plenty of vids with over 4mil views and a few with over 7mil.
yet when I talk like a Gankerner everyone just hates me
you just need the right audience, namely autistic girls
I dont speak to girls
autistic girls are basically men with xx chromosomes
Sseth uses Ganker jokes, but doesn't monetize Ganker talking points about games like Syntheticgay
Why? All he does is regurgitate contrarian opinions from Ganker. He has nothing of actual substance to say about any given subject. He's one of the only channels I've gone out of my way to click "Don't recommend" on.
>good Gankercore viewing
>fitzthistlewits
>giant bomb
>jimquisition
>that one silvermania video with gabe in it
>the inyouchuu series
>Euphoria episode 5
Any I missed?
bosman
Our girl tbh
Holy shit I haven't watched any of their videos in years. Did they actually go trans?
>their
Cmon bro. And yes. The autogynephilia route no doubt. He also posts vore on twitter now.
The vote isn't surprising, always assumed she was a furry anyways.
>she
not getting a (You) homosexual
Synthetic man is so based. Why do you gays hate him so much?
Envy is a sin for a reason.
if I wanted to see some homosexual who's balls haven't even dropped b***h about trannies and gays I could just come here
I like the guy, he's funny. Couldn't care less about his opinions on games but shitting on leftoids and troons will never not be funny.
I like pyrocynical
Someone tried to out him as a pedo so to cover his ass he came out as a furry inflation diaper fart fetishist and that's pretty based if you ask me
>Pyro
He fell off when he switched to the livestream channel
I was honestly like earnestly looking for another gaming youtuber to check out just to have a different perspective on new games but you guys can't seriously be fricking telling me that you watch channels like this
are you guys 12
Black person you're looking for youtubers talking about children's video games. You're in no place to judge. Shove a dildo up your ass and go watch Action Button or something if you need your pretentious prostate stroked.
>are you guys 12
lol
go sub to mechagamezilla then you gay
Don't like him cause he's just tortanic the channel. Being so negative will poison you and make you depressed and sick of everything and I get enough of that on Ganker. You need hopium even if unwarranted. And American Krogan did this rw analysis stuff much better.
>You need hopium even if unwarranted.
I can't decide if this is stupid or wise
>uh oh guys, can’t be saying that but you all know what I mean, right?
If you’re gonna build a channel repeating everything you read on Ganker, don’t be a pussy, say what you’re actually thinking
>are you guys 12
literally yes
I wish his voice wasn’t so grating.
Pandering aside he makes some decent points and his handling of that one ‘sperg trying to start an internet slap fight was well done, but that voice just gets on my breasts.
Should I know who thos homosexual is?
If you don't know who someone is why do you click on the thread? Clearly it's not meant for you.
this sort of hate he receives is very reminiscent to the one sseth, super eyepatch wolf, and thegamingbrit get. for all intents and purposes they're all literally /ourguys/. they're not completely moronic about vidya like 95% of people on youtube.
is it jealousy? It is, ain't it?
good b8
>super eyepatch wolf
What hate? The only hate he got was from assblasted Bleach fans and PC enthusiasts (which was justifiable after his moronic video about his self-induced computer building experience). On the whole normies completely love him.
>What hate?
On Ganker. Everyone loves these guys save for this board.
It's confusing. I really believe it's envy because otherwise logic dictates you people should like them. You can't stand seeing others finding success using memes and philosophies from here. "That shoulda been me!" is what you all truly feel deep down.
does the amount of animosity you see on this board every single day lead you to believe we frequently share opinions?
go be reddit somewhere else
Nah I don't really care. I'll watch a video of theirs if it looks interesting enough. If I like it I like it, if I think it's moronic then I think it's moronic.
are you going to cry like supereyepatchwolf does
>super eyepatch wolf, and thegamingbrit
Which one of these was the homosexual who named a video one thing and then it just turned into him jerking off and talking about DMC5 for 40 minutes?
>thegamingbrit
I don't mind him but I stopped watching a while back because he gets stuff wrong about how certain mechanics etc work quite often
I don't know who that is. play videogames instead of watching people talk about them zoom zoom
Hi synthetic man
I like that he points out, or heavily implies the things about israelites and troons, hes managed to point out a few wole things i missed at first
Ive disagreed with him about Fallout 4 and some other things, because he is just Ganker the youtuber, but that being said ill take him calling out the bulldshit over the review actually being accurate
>Ive disagreed with him about Fallout 4
Seems like you just have a terminal case of shit taste tbh
All of his videos just sound like literal regurgitations of whatever the non-mainstream opinion is on Ganker, which also includes being against wokeness, which makes him based regardless of whatever he might say. I mean if that's enough for people that's fine I guess, but just as much as I don't like youtubers who are corporate mouthpieces, I likewise don't care for anyone desperately trying to a Ganker mouthpiece. Neither are human.
I miss when Ganker was politically unaffiliated and just did shit because it was funny
Ganker was always political, just during the Bush and Obama era it was casually libertarian; pro weed, pro guns, pro free speech, anti jack thompson. Remember Ron Paul? He was a huge meme here because anons loved the dude.
Honestly in retrospect, Jack Thompson was pretty spot-on, just regarding leftism and trannies rather than violence.
Yes I remember ron paul
I miss it
This grifter just parrots all Ganker talking points. No different than that homosexual Charlie combining popular opinions on Twitter.
>shares opinions with Ganker
>entirely reasonable opinions that are actually fairly common, but are relegated to Ganker because of widespread internet censorship
>moderately successful and lucky enough to make some money
>HOW DARE HE PARROT/MONETIZE Ganker TALKING POINTS
>guy actually fits in on Ganker
>shares his views on YT
>"HE'S JUST PARROTING Ganker!"
Why are you morons like this?
Not to mention you're forgetting the times where he shat on Elden Ring, RE4R, and now Starfield while Ganker was having a full shilling meltdown
Or do those not count? Is Ganker suddenly not a hivemind with opinions to be copied?
Ganker wants their generic opinions to be the norm but is insecure because their opinions get made fun of on other sites. And because the modern Gankerner is a b***h, instead of performing Cultural Imperialism like in ye olden days, they live in fear of the ridicule
Nah hes a brainlet. He follows the school of Nostalgia Critic with his insight, where he pretends he doesnt understand things on purpose and would go out of his way to give the least charitable interpritation to be as inflamatory as possible, or he is genuinely just that stupid. You can kindof tell when someone is just parroting a consensus opinion, the only reason some people like him is because he doesnt like "modern media" which is a low bar that anyone can get over, the problem is everything else, he has no fricking idea what hes talking about. It kindog reminds me of the kind of people who would repeat political talking points without even knowing what they are actually saying or why it was said in the first place.
ESL discordtroony, please learn english or go
New Synthetic Man review just dropped.
Imagine saving this video on your computer and thinking you're somehow better than synthetic cuck
You're a deranged discord trooncel, dude
mad
troon
they live rent free in my head too
>392 replies
>138 posters
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE MORE THAN 1 POST IN A THREAD AAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME Black personMAN
>2 posts per IP on average
Where is the problem?
theres /vg/ threads that get to 800 posts with 50 posters
Ahhh my old friend /vn/
>le based eceleb grifter with Ganker opinions
>blatant samegayging
Go away
He cares too much about the negative feedback he gets and explains himself too much, but he's smart, honest and ballsy. We need more like him.
Who is this homosexual?
let me guess another fromsoftroony?
How long before he bans the phrases “skill issue”, “hairline”, and “unwhipped cream?”
Last video I watched I thought he was one step removed from becoming a lolcow like LTG, otherwise his videos felt redundant since I can slmost exactly predict what he'll say based on the Ganker talking points.
>Synthcuck getting mindbroken by fricking nudoom
>shit on ZOOM Eternal like 3 years ago
>they're still mindbroken over it
I don't know what it is but that game completely buckbroke its fans.
that logic doesn't make sense
it does
>reviewer
He doesn't review shit, he just perpetually b***hes about stuff, while playing things he hates for views.
He's just a personification of your average "old good new bad" Gankertard.
It's one thing when you read some b***hing in some thread, but seeing a person act like that irl is really fricking annoying tbh, even if I agree with some of his points.
>He's just a personification of your average "old good new bad" Gankertard.
So completely correct and justified in his b***hing
I mean he always gives reasons for it, it's not like he literally just dislikes new things
>he always gives reasons for it
>throwing a childish tantrum
lol
Yes, he keeps repeating his reasons for 5 hours straight while playing something he hates just so he can milk some more views.
It's absolutely insufferable to watch. it's like watching a little kid throwing a tantrum.
Oh, I've never watched his streams if that's what you're talking about. I don't think it's bad to sit around shittalking bad games with viewers. It's not terribly constructive but we all get fascinated by the trainwreck sometimes. Probably there's an element of confirmation bias too. But people have hatewatched and lampooned shit forever
It's funny that people defend the "old good new bad" Gankertard take, since the only people who believe new games are bad, and old games are good, are people who only play AAA stuff, shitting on normalgays while they consume the same thing as them.
Or forgetting the fact that there were always plenty of bad games at any era of gaming.
And plenty of good games today, I just don't get what the complain is and why so many people are attracted into playing the latest corporate reviewed and socially safe game, when there is so much out there.
Because it gets views.
He did make videos about new games he liked, but everyone knows "negative" content brings in way more views.
I have no clue who the guy in the OP is tbh, people on Ganker don't get paid for doing this
in fact, the % of good games to bad nowadays is much better than 10 or 30 years ago if you play things besides AAA releases, it was really only around 20 to 25 years ago that was better
Not to mention, there's thousands of good old games you couldn't or didn't play before that you can now
Yep, as time progress, the amount of good games, let alone great games, is becoming so huge that people will have a hard time playing them all in a single lifetime
I don't think anybody literally believes all old games are good because they're old and all new games are bad because they're new, it's just happens to be the case that most old games are better than most new games. Outside of low-effort buzzword posts, people almost always give (semi)coherent reasons for their position.
AAA stuff gets the most attention so that's where the most discussion happens. It's generally understood that modern AAA is absolute cancer but that there's still some decent stuff in smaller budget titles and indies (but there are trend and cultural issues that make a lot of those trash too)
Are you referring to a specific incident or incidents, or are you dishonestly characterizing all his criticism as tantrums?
Too much of a poltard for my tastes
Scavmerchanthub is a pretty good sseth replacement, it's a wholesale ripoff of his videos but it's decent, has only 6k subs.
Ranton is the only good game reviewer.
>Check out the channel
>Yet another mediocre script reader but with the gayest too unbothered to care cadence and dogshit "jokes"
You homosexuals can NOT seriously think this is good
This has to be a paid chink bot thread
Its synthetic subhuman samegayging, he's known to ahill his own channel on Ganker and seeing how these posts don't get removed now he paid off the jannies too
>All this leftist seethe
Don't even watch the guy but he can't be all bad if he upsets diseased, evil people.
Some reviewers' gimmick is to constantly create drama and getting hateclicks, he's one of them.
Drama comes naturally when speaking simple truths is controversial
But he does play it up, I'll admit. Too many videos about 'People disagreed with me in the comments'
I like how honest and direct he is but he seems pathetic and jaded
>been making videos since 2015
>posted earlier videos on Ganker
>Ganker told me to continue
>hit 50k subs
>get several million views on videos
>Ganker hates me and won't talk about me anymore
>nothing changed except more people found me
>still as crass and hateful in videos as ever
frick you all
Get a haircut, Synth
I know it's not really you
I really like his reviews and his schizo rants are KINO. You can see in his dead eyes that he is literally not capable anymore to enjoy anything, peak depression, just a cool neetbro.
he praised Hogwarts Legacy of all games despite it being filled with the things he hates. Hes not as jaded as people think
I saw that stream, his eyes still are dead and only half-open
Synth's a homosexual and so are his drones. Can't wait 'til he eventually blows his brains on a livestream
>e celeb thread has been left up for 12 hours
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
the board is currently in the worst state it has ever been, by some distance
the moderation team are doing an incredibly bad job, and need to step down
I’ve been reporting these shill threads every time I see them but I guess jannies don’t give a shit anymore
>being this surprised the jannies are incompetent
I got banned from Ganker for mocking pedos and making a music video thread despite others doing it that same day. The jannies have probably banned people for much less. It’s like as if these power tripping gays just decide who and when the rules apply to.
>I’ve been reporting these shill threads every time I see them but I guess jannies don’t give a shit anymore
If synthetic man reads this post he must stream system shock II/remake or his mother will stub her toe in her sleep, in minecraft
Never heard of him until now. Looks like he needs to take a shower, and find a new hobby. The constant blackpilling for gamers from gamers is so moronic. Just find something you enjoy and play it. Quit going into things you know you're going to hate just to complain about it.
He's wrong about about half of what he says but he pulls spergs because he's negative
>talks about someone
>doesn't mention who
no, he's probably a moron since idiots like you support him
Why would he want the opinion of someone who doesn't know who he is?
We don't owe you anything, newbie. Not every thread is for you.
newbie because i don't know the flavor of the month zoomer eceleb? have a nice day
>four hundred seventy seven replies and counting for an e-celeb thread
it's over. the jannies have quit. Ganker has fallen
billions must be banned
>try to discuss Airbender games
>instantly deleted for being offtopic
>shit like this stays up
Do jannies have some kind of vendetta?
well maybe you shouldn't be discussing tv shows on a video game board? lmao
Avatar games exist and there's nothing wrong with speculating on games, moron.
Besides that it's the blatant double standards and inconsistent moderation.
Literally who?
>thread hit post limit
Man, i'm actually thinking the jannies were actually paid to let this shit thread stay up
is this another 'from Ganker' youtuber that Ganker will latch on to for a year then immediately hate the moment he says something off-message?
enjoy your ban
all of these hate posts, he's literally our guy tho. think about it
You ain't dying before 500
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