Is stardew valley better as a couch game on console or should I get it on PC?
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Is stardew valley better as a couch game on console or should I get it on PC?
Is stardew valley better as a couch game on console or should I get it on PC?
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Its not bad. One of you is going to piss the other off by spending all the shares money at one point
Switch version is fine
BASED BASED BASED
Damn it! Did I miss some dicky?
No you missed Jax
He'll have to do
*unzips pants*
You missed *that* picture
king!
post her naked feet
I love betg, i wish the dev didn't cut him out of the game
does anyone have the titktok with the dog clearly about to bite the girl's hand and she pets him?
gotchu bro
absolutely terrifying, thank you bro
I have a lab and these things always freak me out. They're like nightmare versions of a normal dog. I have NEVER seen my dog bare her teeth like that, I can't even imagine her doing it.
aww he's smiling 🙂
The game was clearly designed with mouse and keyboard in mind for controls and there's mods
LUNCH!
These threads are obviously created by bots on a schedule, it's always the same type of OP (random Stardew screenshot + newbie/casual question about the game)
wake up
>Stardew screenshot
But this one is using a unique ai generated slop image.
You're absolutely correct that they tend to use the same handful of images and newbie questions over and over. It's their smokescreen to avoid being pegged as a general.
I bring treasure from the east.
Bonus Vincent.
I am now interested to know more about this character.
can i have a threesome with asian Jas and Vincent?
CUTE
From naver?
It need the proper size to be usable tho.
Tik Tok...
Jaschadbot-sama cannot be stopped even when Janny'd
So can I play now or do I have to wait for the homosexual dev to put out yet another "this will be the last one I swear I'm not afraid of moving on" patch that breaks all mods?
Seeing as Stardew is the dudes passion project I doubt 1.6 will even be the last update.
I played it first on console, then concerned ape personally gave me a free steam code. with pc you can mod it and get more content
I love my cute rock-munching wife!
Im just in year 3, is there anything to do after you get married, have a child, complete the caves, center, etc? Or is it just decoration and same missions until you decide to do a new playthrough
bro your ginger island progress?
Skull cave, all of ginger island, volcano dungeon, and qi quests for some of the craziest item in the game.
Cucking Jasposters is easily the funniest part of my job.
I married Abigail and every day I post in Stardew Valley threads. It goes something like this:
>take out my phone
>boot my KurobaEx searching the 'chans for any mention of Stardew and Jas
>enter the thread, quickly skimming through the usual posters such as copypastagays, Haleygays, anti-SVEgays and worst of all: anti-Clintgays (don't mess with my bro Clint or I will piss in your Ancient Fruit Wine)
>immediately start calling out e-girlcons by posting the latest Jasmod links (that's how I gather their IP's)
>"Hey sorry buds, your IP's are being forwarded to the NSA."
>*chuckle*
>they start losing their shit claiming that they'd never touch a little girl or a small animal in real life
>"You know what happens to pedos in Jail."
>*wink*
>"Anyway, buddies, I'll download some Demetrius reskins so that I may install Horny Girls of Stardew Valley with clear conscience."
>*chuckle*
>"Speaking of NTR, you know that Jas will grow up to marry Vincent canonically, right?"
>"What? You *married* Jas using illegal mods?"
>"My fault buddy, the Church of Yoba doesn't recognize forced marriages. As a matter of fact, I'm contacting your local Yoban nuncio right now."
>"Ah, thanks for exposing yourselves before committing any real life crimes. Being an NSA agent and a volunteer janitor has never been easier."
>*wink*
>"Shame about y'all going to jail soon, but I know you've got terabytes of Sadpanda e-girl on your hard drives. I'll wipe them for you so you don't relapse after returning from the big house, okay?"
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>"Alright it's been a blast talking to you, I can't wait to get home to enjoy some quality time with my waifu Abigail in Stardew Valley."
>*chuckle*
>"See ya buddies!"
Look I don’t know who you are, but you look like a top bloke
>Cucking Jasposters is easily the funniest part of my job.
>I married Abigail and every day I post in Stardew Valley threads. It goes something like this:
>>take out my phone
>>boot my KurobaEx searching the 'chans for any mention of Stardew and Jas
the thread, quickly skimming through the usual posters such as copypastagays, Haleygays, anti-SVEgays and worst of all: anti-Clintgays (don't mess with my bro Clint or I will piss in your Ancient Fruit Wine)
start calling out e-girlcons by posting the latest Jasmod links (that's how I gather their IP's)
>>"Hey sorry buds, your IP's are being forwarded to the NSA."
>>*chuckle*
>>they start losing their shit claiming that they'd never touch a little girl or a small animal in real life
>>"You know what happens to pedos in Jail."
>>*wink*
>>"Anyway, buddies, I'll download some Demetrius reskins so that I may install Horny Girls of Stardew Valley with clear conscience."
>>*chuckle*
>>"Speaking of NTR, you know that Jas will grow up to marry Vincent canonically, right?"
>>"What? You *married* Jas using illegal mods?"
>>"My fault buddy, the Church of Yoba doesn't recognize forced marriages. As a matter of fact, I'm contacting your local Yoban nuncio right now."
>>"Ah, thanks for exposing yourselves before committing any real life crimes. Being an NSA agent and a volunteer janitor has never been easier."
>>*wink*
>>"Shame about y'all going to jail soon, but I know you've got terabytes of Sadpanda e-girl on your hard drives. I'll wipe them for you so you don't relapse after returning from the big house, okay?"
>>*wink*
>>*chuckle*
>>"Alright it's been a blast talking to you, I can't wait to get home to enjoy some quality time with my waifu Abigail in Stardew Valley."
>>*chuckle*
>>"See ya buddies!"
1.6 Update when?
Getting tired of waiting here.
>Getting tired of waiting here.
Same, although I'd still be forced to wait for the Jas mod and all the other nearly-obligatory mods to update so the situation sucks either way.
What kind of treatment she gives?
The food poisoning special followed by tender loving care.
Food poisoning + sucking the poison out through your dick = very effective
Get it on PC just so you can mod it. I guess if you are that desperate for a couch game and can afford it you could always get the steam deck.
Does anyone have the webm of the mod showing Jas giving you a blowjob in Harvey's clinic?
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/posts/965850c43d9c7b804e845bc1e86fa826
It's like 8 whole pixels moving around, what's wrong with me.
Imagination do wonders. That's why hentai exist after all.
Which website even has the degen stardew stuff. Just on nexus? Either way i was thinking of playing again but cant decide between River or Hilltop since ive never done a real run on either of those before.
>Which website even has the degen stardew stuff
There's one and only.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
Give me the fricking update so I can start working on the abandoned mod I wanna use
>AI slop OP
these threads just get worse
>these threads just get worse
have been for a while when half the thread is just pedo spam
>muh pedo
You can frick off. We could use a better quality thread without your fricking waste of a sjw crusade.
kys pedo we are tired of Jas bot spam we want to talk about the game
>we
samegay
>first two posts in less than a minute of one another
Tourists leave
>he doesn't know how to bypass posting wait times
please go back
>bragging about breaking the rules
>we
based
samegay
>we
King.
Jas posters btfo.
I kneel.
>we
sure thing, tourist.
PC for mods. Anyone who says otherwise is coping with inferiority.
I've been playing with the recolor mod so long I forgot how bad vanilla looks. Also the game is way better with mods. I would not have play so many hours of this game in vanilla.
The menus suck with controller you want you to play with keyboard and mouse.
Real question here. Who else chair hops into the secret woods in the first couple days to try and get early mushrooms and a lucky mahogany seed drop?
What? Chair hop?
If your cabin has a chair you can pick it up and place it behind the secret woods fallen tree and then hop onto it getting access to the woods day 1 of spring.
This trick also works inside Marnie's house letting you skip befriendimg her and getting the purple shirts out of her room for lewis
strangely realistic.
I know absolutely nothing about this game and just look in these threads from time to time
Can I have a comfy farming game or is it really full of pedo shit?
Ignore the pedos and the game is very comfy it's a harvest moon clone.
If you knew the extent of the depravity in this game you'd be sickened.
On PC I got the temptation of mods and cheating, so I got it on the switch and it's been 160 hours of lot's of fun.
>cheating
Why would you even need cheating in that game? It's a farming game, there's no difficulty whatsoever.
there is difficulty in the form of time investment
There's no SDV without Jas.
>WE
Ayo hol up
It's why 1.6 needs to come out soon.
So we can start working back on the jasmod and call those sankakucomplex tourists for being the ones bringing nothing to the thread.
>sankakucomplex tourists
Nani
I wasn't aware triangle had a community
huge one
that's so much better than the rolled up carpets the game has
>sankakucomplex tourists
qrd?
I think that's where all those aromasensei porn pics get uploaded.
I see
anon please, jasposting has been here since day 1 SDV released, besides this anon
is working on jasmod, how is he gonna hate jasposters if he himself post jas too?
It's much simpler than that. Who do you think spend time in the SV threads, while constantly posting:
>MUH PEDO
>DEATH TO PEDO
>but check out this awesome diversity mod
>but check out this awesome diversity mod
no one does this
That guy is not JasAnon by any means since we know he's been working on the update for a long while now, regardless of 1.6 being out or not.
It may or may not come before 1.6, but as he said before, it shouldn't make much of a difference.
they're the ones who come into these threads and spam jas all the time, completely ruining them
I thought the Jasmod would get an update before 1.6 update. Do I am wrong?
There are 3 jasmod anons
1 is MIA
1 is/was working on adding more to the current jasmods
1 me is waiting for 1.6 to try to add more technical stuff, like animated portraits, better combat if the update allows it, jas dynamically stalking you, etc.
>Do I am wrong?
I'm an ESL too but the correct way to ask that question would be
"Am I wrong?"
wouldn't that be counterproductive?
>That guy is not JasAnon
I'm confused now
based
Right
daily reminder that 1.6 isn't coming out
The developer, yes, that's right, the scam artist lied about being the only developer, left after concernedape fricked shit up, same why the ports aren't getting updated properly
So make sure to pirate it with mods
This has to be the post of a failed single dev game. Yandere dev? No one else would seeth this hard at the success of another single dev game.
>single dev
>except for the devs he hired
concernedape is just a shitty idea guy
Yeah yeah, he was a moron who learned from YT and got into the idea of 'spend money on marketing = good idea'
SV is just an inferior HM clone in most ways and honestly outside of the fact a bunch of moronic incels are obsessed with the female characters, it'd never have sold.
>SV is just an inferior HM clone
sorry I meant superior
>and honestly outside of the fact a bunch of moronic incels are obsessed with the female characters
Congrats, you literally described Harvest Moon. Or are we conveniently ignoring they sold multiple versions of the same game for both sexes to enjoy their favorite romances?
Cute snek.
what PROOOOOMPTS?
Can I play coop with pirated versions?
NEEDFUL tell artist sir?
Once they start combining models like chat gpt with this to point out issues and iterate/fix the image based on that, it's fricking over.
Keep the black and Hispanic women away from the dog, you know what will happen
>AI art
souless
Nobody asked, trannoid. Stay in your Discord
5etg is such a little shit. I'm glad princess ate him alive.