BOTW and TOTK do have a level system, its what determines the strength of the enemies that spawn on the overworld and the rarity of the weapons they wield. Its just not visible to the player.
You know I never thought about that but as a dude with a pretty sizeable ass for my frame sitting down for hours at a time is very comfortable.
Glad I don't have a bony butt.
I wish my libido was powerful enough to have an all consuming lust. But IRL my dick just kinda goes hard a little then soft again because sex is tiring. I would rather be unbearably rock hard sniffing braps than this meager existence.
No, its not bogged down by moronic mechanics or anything like that. Also its too open world for a JRPG, usually they’re way more linear. Also the distinct lack of 30 min long cutscenes.
Technically, I guess. I'd consider it more of an action RPG. It and BotW certainly lean a little further in the JRPG direction than previous entries have.
man those nips must have been on shrooms when they made totk. it's one of the stupidest fricking storylines I've ever seen in a game. Zelda turning into a dragon is really fricking dumb
Why would the fabric be tearing at both the middle and the sides, that's not how fabric works
It's also just shearing whereas actual fabric would split apart at any seams when under distress unless somebody deliberately tore holes in those places
What a shit artist
You got, little games, where you got Wii, where you got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil' b***h, and his lil' b***h-ass sword, with lil' shield, and he just goes HAEH! HAH! HAH! C'mon! Who wants to play that shit? I need to shoot some homiez! Pow! Pow! Pow!
And Nintendo, and then you're talking about Nintendo isn't copying anything how Sony is copying everything. That's just booshit! That's booshit! Shit, to saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? homie! homie, the PS1 got Final Fantasy VII! Shit, Nintendo tryin' to copy that shit!. They know that they can't compete if they don't got Final Fantasy! homie, I don't even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now! Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, you know, you're running around with a little girl and shit. Frick, everybody knows that girls can't do shit other than suck dick!
So, what I'm really trying to say, is that Sony... Sony's the bomb, homie. It's that true shit, Sony is true shit!
What is gained from posting lust-provoking images like this? Do you intend to merely waste time, bask in the dopamine from (You)s, deliberately arouse the anons here or all of the all above?
Link gets to plap that for hours ever night
No one claims zelda is a jarpig even though it has more RPG elements than most jarpigs
Weirdly enough people still call souls/ER jrpgs even though the series is Zelda clones through and through.
Being able to level up alone makes Souls games more like JRPGs than almost any given Zelda.
BOTW and TOTK do have a level system, its what determines the strength of the enemies that spawn on the overworld and the rarity of the weapons they wield. Its just not visible to the player.
People drastically overstate how similar Souls is to Zelda.
it is literally mature action zelda minus good puzzles
>No skill numbers to increase
>No dialogue trees
Sorry chuds but TOTK isn't even close to an RPG. Reddit told me so.
>No one claims zelda is a jarpig
>Umm coffee is great for staying awake but it’s best to drink it before 14:00
Stfu moron
that's because jrpg is its own genre and not just an rpg made in japan.
It's hardly a game, it's more like offline fortnite
It's an open world adventure game
tfw Cammie and Zelda have the same design this year
What design?
no they dont
Frick off c.umbrain
sneed
Shut the frick up. Tired of your zero effort copypastes. This board deserves a better quality of posts.
For me, it's Purah.
need that on my face
god imagine the smell
I wish
*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
GOD i wish my ass were that FAT
Same. Bet it feels comfy sitting for long periods.
You know I never thought about that but as a dude with a pretty sizeable ass for my frame sitting down for hours at a time is very comfortable.
Glad I don't have a bony butt.
pure bawd
I wish my libido was powerful enough to have an all consuming lust. But IRL my dick just kinda goes hard a little then soft again because sex is tiring. I would rather be unbearably rock hard sniffing braps than this meager existence.
that is because you are unfit so your heart has to relocate blood from your dick to the rest of your body so you don't die
Finally I can push her off.
She can just reset time.
OOPS
oh no
Finish your fricking game
Why is she always drawn with a mole on her ass?
It's canon
There’s a conversation in BOTW where she’s teased about having a birthmark on her ass
It’s a birth mark/namesake she mentions or rather impa mentions it in BOTW.
Papaya seeds don't even look like that. They're round balls.
No, Zelda 2 is the only Zelda RPG, because it's the only one with exp points.
Zelda Of The Wild is for handholding, not for lewd.
Link.
What was Nintendo thinking?
he cute
>Draw a girl call it a boy.
why trannies don't like this irl
some do
not even close, plastic breasts are disgusting
i got you senpai
doesn't look like femboy link at all, y'all just thirsty for a dick
yep, i haven't seen any stetic surgery that looks good
they really are, even on real women
would stroke her off
OHHONHON LE MISSEUR REMY the manliest Frenchman.
It's Japanese but I wouldn't say it's an RPG.
It's an Jimersive Sim
BOTW was a glorified JRPG, while TOTK added sandbox elements.
>Zelda and Purah's sweaty unwashed buttholes
God yes I love this fricking game
Post more ass.
My anchestor...............
Does that mean you've got a fat ass like her?
visualize her crushing your skull with that butt bros...
She got DORFED
>That dialog
like 50iq, maybe
Royal pussy belongs to villain dick.
>pass the controller bro
>b***h do you know how expensive those are?
Apparently not expensive enough to make them sufficiently durable.
stupid fat ass b***h
Shexyo using Lora? Shameless
>unzips penis
She's a c**t
They're both delight even if they're not fish wife I'd pound till I'm dry.
nuZelda might as well be JRPG, yes.
No, idiot. It's an action-adventure game. It's more comparable to GTA than FF.
It's an RPG and made in japan, how is it not a JRPG?
If you think Purah is hot you're a trully part of that terrible reddit-coomer hivemind that have no taste nor soul
Purah is hot tho.
You’re outta your mind you frickin WOP bastard
learned something interesting about you meatballs recently
For me its Age of Calamity Purah
The kingdom needs repopulating, what better way to attract mates
I love ass.
why would the queen need an ass this big
Better question is why is she so obsessed with Moblins
So she can fart easier.
>Uhhhh... I want to rule the kingdom as a wise and merciful queen but I'm too DUMMY THICK to sit in the throne!
God I need sex.
bawd
Link fricks this
Must be extremely painful.
4u
Stop drawing me with a cartoonishly huge ass dot png
Imagine if those two were your daughters.
No, its not bogged down by moronic mechanics or anything like that. Also its too open world for a JRPG, usually they’re way more linear. Also the distinct lack of 30 min long cutscenes.
The strongest weapon in the game.
Princess Pounder
Technically, I guess. I'd consider it more of an action RPG. It and BotW certainly lean a little further in the JRPG direction than previous entries have.
I want to kick her off the ledge.
I want to put dick milk in her butt
And then kick her off the ledge?
sure
Nice schizo post. Gimme one for the Mario movie now
no it's an action rpg
man those nips must have been on shrooms when they made totk. it's one of the stupidest fricking storylines I've ever seen in a game. Zelda turning into a dragon is really fricking dumb
I would like to rub my fricking dick with their bellie
carpet doesn't match the drapes
Too bad, always such a pleasant surprise irl when they do
I don't understand.
The "drapes" are the hair on a her head and the "carpet" is her pubes. What's your first language?
(me)
meant for this guy, oops
Thanks
I'm finding pregnant women hotter with each passing day
Nah anon
time to jerk off?
Yes
good
Come over for what?
I need to see Zelda with a Black person
Why would the fabric be tearing at both the middle and the sides, that's not how fabric works
It's also just shearing whereas actual fabric would split apart at any seams when under distress unless somebody deliberately tore holes in those places
What a shit artist
I, mean some people, yes even some posting on this very board, label Assmata as a jRPG, so I guess anything can be.
A vidya butts thread with over 100 replies? Impressive.
I’d say it’s got enough RPG elements to be considered an RPG, yeah. More so than some actual JRPGs
All Zelda games are JRPGs because you play the role of Zelda
I have terrible erectile dysfunction and this thread is making me hard
That's good right?
Snifffff
Tfw have pied
wtf they even copied this from genshin?
Does her ass come bare?
Sweet, a thread not **too** fond of Mids :DD
>just came, showered
>see this thread
>neuron activation.jpg
why are we like this?
It's the rules of nature.
sex:the thread
b***h get some new trousers ffs.
Why?
They're ripped to shit.
It's in style.
Game would be a 10/10 if I could do this to Zelda. As it stands it's mediocre.
not since the 90s.
Gorgeous WBBs.
Imagine having a gf with an ass so big it ripes her pants while you're in public together haha
Is this the plap get pregnant thread?
Yes
HOLY SHIT I LOVE TUBE DRESSES!
thats every zelda thread.
Oh. I thought the grass was something else.
You got, little games, where you got Wii, where you got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil' b***h, and his lil' b***h-ass sword, with lil' shield, and he just goes HAEH! HAH! HAH! C'mon! Who wants to play that shit? I need to shoot some homiez! Pow! Pow! Pow!
And Nintendo, and then you're talking about Nintendo isn't copying anything how Sony is copying everything. That's just booshit! That's booshit! Shit, to saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? homie! homie, the PS1 got Final Fantasy VII! Shit, Nintendo tryin' to copy that shit!. They know that they can't compete if they don't got Final Fantasy! homie, I don't even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now! Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, you know, you're running around with a little girl and shit. Frick, everybody knows that girls can't do shit other than suck dick!
So, what I'm really trying to say, is that Sony... Sony's the bomb, homie. It's that true shit, Sony is true shit!
Riju!
she's the best
Too sexy as well
If only you saw her at the very start of the game, then she'd have oodles of porn instead of Purah. It's not fair damnit.
Post more phat asses
TIGHT
>tummy
No but we can post Zelda ass if that's what you wanted
imagine coming home to this
more
Hop into what?
into that ass
Need beach scene
source
not that anon but https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108523284
dialog was on point but didnt expect the recorder there
either way thanks anon, my curiosity is sated
What the frick
what a disappointment
>wet
>in the clothes
a real pity.
I never knew scatgays had preferences in how they like their shit
>Wet
Agreed
>In the clothes
That's the best damn part
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/10927438/post/6047792
That text looks fake.
Post full
>I threw out your master cycle zero
How do you even reply to this without sounding mad
I don't think Zelda would do that since she rides it in AoC
So your response is to assume it's a Yiga, you sound upset.
Seems likely to me
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I think Zelda TOTK is more like a sandbox adventure like Mario Odyssey than a jRPG.
What is gained from posting lust-provoking images like this? Do you intend to merely waste time, bask in the dopamine from (You)s, deliberately arouse the anons here or all of the all above?