is the mario mandate still being enforced?

is the mario mandate still being enforced? why weren't mario, bowser and peach allowed to have unique designs for NURPG? they look out of place it makes the game look like shit

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is yoshi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is yoshi

      rip yoshi

      there was never a yoshi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi is kill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is yoshi

      Better question is why the frick was Yoshi on the cover?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshi is technically in the game, so its not like it was wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was going to be a party member.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was there resources in the game or a prototype that implied he was going to be playable at some point?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Selling point, milking his popularity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          y-you can milk Yoshis?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because of Yoshi's Island, yeah? I've been replaying that and it's just a tedious slog to actually play through, despite how charming the presentation is. I feel like I've been force-fed bad taste, I want to snap out of this rut and appreciate the masterpiece it's supposed to be, but I just kind of hate it. Am I going senile or something?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Y'all homies have no idea how popular Yoshi was in Japan. Between Super Mario World and Super Mario RPG there were FOUR games featuring Yoshi.

            Yoshi (FC/GB)
            Yoshi's Cookie (FC/GB/SFC) (Also has a super fricking rare promotional version made to promote an oven for some fricking reason)
            Yoshi's Safari (SFC)
            Yoshi's Island (SFC)

            Yoshi was fricking EVERYWHERE when it came to Nintendo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was during the height of Yoshi's popularity so they were shoving him everywhere

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People actually like Yoshi and this was right off the heels of Yoshi's Island

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Convicted for tax evasion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi was replaced by Nu Yoshi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seems, in your anger, you killed him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pooping eggs haha

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is yoshi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No reason for him to be there, it implies that he's a party member when he never was

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a summon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is forced mandate. They have forced unique designs, and it looks forced out of place.

      he was forced out

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario, Bowser, and Peach look pretty much the same in terms of design. The graphics are just better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARE YOU ALL FRICKING BLIND

      where's bowser's green cheeks on top of his tan cheeks then homosexual

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mandate is still real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any real sources to this "mandate"? Or is it just Ganker tards being morons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean every company has their rules on how characters should be handled but what people here are talking about is the interpretation of
        >tanabe saying they cannot make new characters based off existing species (or similar, feel free to correct me)
        >superstar saga remake's toads being super homogenised compared to their original designs for whatever reason, koopas that had original outfits no longer do as well
        >bland aesthetic of a good amount of mario projects like Mario tennis aces and golf super rush (I feel those are just camelot wanting it that way personally)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          saying they cannot make new characters based off existing species (or similar, feel free to correct me)
          Interesting how it's ONLY Tanabe that's ever said that, huh? Surely it can't just be him making a shitty excuse that he seems to change every single fricking interview. And it's not like he's known for being an overly controlling prick or anything.
          saga remake's toads being super homogenised compared to their original designs for whatever reason, koopas that had original outfits no longer do as well
          This was always a moronic point since a bunch of enemies in that game would break the "mandate" but are always ignored because ONE enemy type got modernized (mechakoopas). And interestingly, all of the "mandated" enemies/characters all happen to be ones with sprites from previous games, it's almost like alphadream was going bankrupt and re-using assets where they could.
          >bland aesthetic of a good amount of mario projects like Mario tennis aces and golf super rush (I feel those are just camelot wanting it that way personally)
          That's just how they've always looked since the N64 days? Strikers has always been the exception (and the new one also disproves the mandate)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Interesting how it's ONLY Tanabe that's ever said that, huh? Surely it can't just be him making a shitty excuse that he seems to change every single fricking interview. And it's not like he's known for being an overly controlling prick or anything.
            Yeah I don't fully believe him
            Also even if what he said was true there are ways around it, nothing really stopped him from the legion of stationary looking more anthropomorphised and having actual names for example
            >And interestingly, all of the "mandated" enemies/characters all happen to be ones with sprites from previous games, it's almost like alphadream was going bankrupt and re-using assets where they could.
            Well now I feel dumb for not thinking of that, good point

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Strikers has always been the exception (and the new one also disproves the mandate)
            Mandategays claim it was Mario Strikers Charged that made Nintendo start enforcing this mandate and that is why there was never a sequel until there was a sequel and somehow that proved the mandate was always real.
            Nintendo could literally make one of those Mario in GTA jokes as a real game in Unreal Engine 4 and these schizos would still be claiming it proves the mandate was real.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >replaced Tanabe
            Does this mean he isn't working on MP4?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He seems to be back since it got moved away from Bamco Singapore.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            did Retro even make any other game after Tanabe left? It feels like tropical freeze was the last one and then prime 4

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Prime Remastered, they apparently had a new IP they were working on that either got scrapped or got paused for Prime.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the mario mandate was a cooked up conspiracy by morons on here desparate for any reason to shit on paper mario and mario and luigi series

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The peace sign mandate is real. I'm glad Odyssey found a loophole to let him do it though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more likely that this was allowed because it was directly referencing the Star/Shine pickup animations from previous 3D Mario games. Peace sign is 64, open palm is Sunshine, fist is Galaxy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The source is some homosexual western journalist who claimed that Nintendo didn't bother to look at the content of the Super Mario Strikers Charged game until after it was released in all regions and then freaked out about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also claimed the proof of the quality assurance teams (which mutated into the "Mandate" through Internet telephone) was a "character supervisor" credit that existed before the era he claimed was the start of this shit. He was a fraud from the start but he damaged Mario discussion for ever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, there is just a bunch of random coincidences on how the mario franchise has been handled and the depictions of said mario characters have been for the past 10+ years now

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced soul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i forced my wiener up your dad’s ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only forced thing here is the sex I have with your mother

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forced meme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to force your soul out of your corporeal body when I rape you to death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loggays get the gas

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip yoshi

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Bowser looks mandated. Mario and Peach have a chonky look that even Wonder has adopted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only Bowser looks mandated
      True

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they just had a problem making this bowser look different than just normal bowser. The others mainly just have proportion changes, but that would look weird on him since he has so much going on.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe we still have morons parroting the mario mandate after the last direct.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Mario Mandate?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A combination of myth, ghost stories, and jungle noises in the night.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario, Bowser, and Peache's designs were their most up to date designs at the time (note how RPG Mario's sprite looks nearly identical to 64 Mario's model, they had 64 in development already and decided to use the design from the upcoming newest game). They're just using the most up to date designs, unfortunately said designs are soulless. Mandate is definitely dead due to female toads, although the decision to use the same "most modern design" logic is shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The designs have been pretty much stagnant since the late 80s. Bowser in particular has stayed relatively unchanged, aside from getting longer limbs and a more "human" posture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is being blind a prerequisite for being a moronic troony? The proportions are practically 1:1 the originals except for Bowser who's still stylized toward the SMRPG design. You people are literally grasping at the faintest straws to manufacture outrage and pretend you belong on Ganker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never said anything about proportions, said the designs are the most up to date. Yes, the proportions are identical. The designs are different (look at bowser's mane), but the game is using the same logic as the original for those designs. I'm saying OP is wrong.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron homosexual c**t OP

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario mandate is effectively gone but expect the next Paper Mario to still be shit anyway. And even outside of character design related reasons at that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie, Odyssey, and now Wonder have finally convinced me. The mandate never existed, Tanabe did.
      And god help us all, he still does.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tanabe is definitely the crux of Paper Mario's issues but I do think there was some kind of mandate during the 3ds to Wii U era

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think they just wanted to play it safe during a period where their new systems were selling poorly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt Tanabe said when origami king was released that having characters with unique designs is pretty much impossible?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no reason to think why he would lie about it though. There's an interview for Super Paper Mario where he was the guy who pushed it to be a platformer (big frickin surprise there) but that he still wanted to keep the grandiose story. Unless that Club Nintendo bullshit hurt him to his core I don't know why he would make that up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Didnt Tanabe said when origami king was released that having characters with unique designs is pretty much impossible?
          No. With Sticker Star and TOK, Tanabe's statements were that Miyamoto discouraged wholly new characters because of how out-there Super Paper Mario was. Tanabe took this to mean "YOU CAN ONLY USE THE VERY BASIC DESIGNS" because he's a moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paper Mario was never good.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Miyamoto liked the Mario movie and saw how much everyone enjoyed it and had a change of heart regarding how strict he needs to be.
    There's no way the Mario movie being one of the most successful animated movies ever made didn't turn a few heads at Nintendo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody to the left of Chris is a soulless israelite. Look at how the God fearing White man stands proud amidst the filthiest vermin to call themselves "the chosen people". It's easy to do when you learn to tell the difference between a human and a israelite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >god-fearing
        I thought your god was supposed to be one of love and compassion, why does everyone need to fear it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's derived from an older biblical phrase from Proverbs 9:10, it simply means someone who holds the divine in awe and reverence.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Children can be scared of their mother and also recognize her love and love her as well. This says more about you then anything else

            I don't know how exactly a three-way interaction between God, fundamentalist Christians, and (especially leftist) atheists would go down but one thing's for sure, it definitely won't be something out of a fedora-tipping adult cartoon where the Christians get smited while God high fives you right after you flip him off and call him a sky wizard because "no one has had the guts to talk to me that way".

            Based

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Children can be scared of their mother and also recognize her love and love her as well. This says more about you then anything else

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          because deep down they know they are sinners and God doesn't love them and probably loves the people they hate more

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know how exactly a three-way interaction between God, fundamentalist Christians, and (especially leftist) atheists would go down but one thing's for sure, it definitely won't be something out of a fedora-tipping adult cartoon where the Christians get smited while God high fives you right after you flip him off and call him a sky wizard because "no one has had the guts to talk to me that way".

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              AI-tier writing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      These games take at least 3 years to make.
      Meaning the mandate has been dead for at least 3 but probably 4-5 years. Most likely they saw the switch sold to the core audience and realized that audience doesn't want NSMB shit in every game. Same reason they started adding progression systems to all their games now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      These games take at least 3 years to make.
      Meaning the mandate has been dead for at least 3 but probably 4-5 years. Most likely they saw the switch sold to the core audience and realized that audience doesn't want NSMB shit in every game. Same reason they started adding progression systems to all their games now.

      Wonder has been in development since 2020 at the very least, probably longer.
      RPG Remake probably since 2021-22, as it looks much lower budget.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone wears at least the color of their character, or something thematic matching them
      >Seth just shows up in a normal suit
      he really gave no fricks huh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was the most egregious miscast of the movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how good is the jap dub of the movie, I refuse to watch anything with rogan and jackblack

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This remake looks like absolute fricking shit and everyone who is calling it 1:1 needs to be shot in the fricking face.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1:1

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear they used the Bowser Plushie as the baseline for his design in the remake.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They removed the boob bounce
    >They're obviously going to remove the "Only Bowser is allowed to kidnap Peach" joke due to how they want to portrait her after the movie
    >The Peach's ??? joke
    >And let's be honest there's no way the're keeping the "Who do You think You are? Bruce Lee?!" line in the game
    Cringe, not buying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how you act as an adult and then ask yourself why devs are taking fanservice out of games for kids.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not fanservice, it's just funny. Grow a sense if humor, moshe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon but You got the Gay's

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        israelite scum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario and Peach look like mentally moronic chibis just like in the original
      >Bowser looks similar to his New Super Mario Bros design instead of how he did in the original
      That's the biggest problem for me, they needed to make him chibier

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his nsmb desisn
        You mean the design they've been using since Luigi's Mansion 22 years ago?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, nope, the design I despise showed up first in the game series I despise, frick Nintendo frick Miyamoto and frick you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's liberally the same desigb you autustic homosexual LMFAO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's the biggest problem for me, they needed to make him chibier
        Bowser's design in the original was dogshit until the sprite artists worked it into something nice. His face is a bunch of unsculpted spheres so the people cleaning up the prerendered sprites would have a good grasp of the form.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand why people worship Woolsey so much.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally who, take your meds

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >underage troony doesn't know who ted woolsey is

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Woolsey

          All of the meme shit people love in the Final Fantasy franchise's Americanizations? Him. The Bruce Lee line you love so much? Him. Fricking homosexuals and their ignorance and forced memes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whoever was responsible for Spoony Bard in IV has more of a legacy than him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The troonslator behind the garbage writing you're praising

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario and Peach look like mentally moronic chibis just like in the original
      >Bowser looks similar to his New Super Mario Bros design instead of how he did in the original
      That's the biggest problem for me, they needed to make him chibier

      Based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can forgive the breasts bouncing but if they remove the peace sign then it's confirmed it was mandated to shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm ok with censorship unleas it triggers my schizophrenia

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you STILL forcing yourself to be "angry" that Mario didn't do that in the trailer? Curb your autism, god damn, there's still Peach and Mallow, and your moronic headcanon is stupid.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Silence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario and Peach look like mentally moronic chibis just like in the original
      >Bowser looks similar to his New Super Mario Bros design instead of how he did in the original
      That's the biggest problem for me, they needed to make him chibier

      Don't forget Bowser's censored gesture, they already changed it in the American release of the original, Mario Kart 8 also removed this gesture from the Inklings after one of the updates

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No shit they changed it, that's a swear gesture no matter the location. Hooper does it to Quint in "Jaws".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Japan it doesn't mean anything bad.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Don't forget Bowser's censored gesture, they already changed it in the American release of the original, Mario Kart 8 also removed this gesture from the Inklings after one of the updates

          It's not that offensive in the US, but in other countries it's very offensive.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't it originate in Italy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there legit was a rule put in place that did not allow alphadream to put in the unique toad designs in the superstar saga remake, then that rule is clearly not there anymore
      I do feel that even if this rule about toads and other species existed, Paper Mario's decision to play it very safe in places is them not being good at adapting to dumb rules since, seemingly, completely original designs/species are fine

      >>And let's be honest there's no way the're keeping the "Who do You think You are? Bruce Lee?!" line in the game
      So if a modern game's localisation said this and people complained about it you'd defend it right? Just to be sure?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because it's soul.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you separate 'soulful' localisation lines that make up references from 'soulless' ones, if we're going this route

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >localization is soul!
          go frick yourself. i hope they change that meme shit and you seethe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So if a modern game's localisation said this and people complained about it you'd defend it right? Just to be sure?
        Of course not, modern shit is awful garbage.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          'old good new bad' then, okay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, glad you finally understand.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario and Peach look like mentally moronic chibis just like in the original
      >Bowser looks similar to his New Super Mario Bros design instead of how he did in the original
      That's the biggest problem for me, they needed to make him chibier

      [...]
      Don't forget Bowser's censored gesture, they already changed it in the American release of the original, Mario Kart 8 also removed this gesture from the Inklings after one of the updates

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peach's dildo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do people keep assuming it's a sex toy when "bra" is three letters

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pee is 3 letters too, anon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bra is 2 letters in japanese
            ブラ
            it's very likely supposed to be pantsu
            パンツ

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always figured it was her panties. Dildo is too extreme, especially for the time. Alcohol is also possible, and it's the only other option I think could have been intended.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It makes more sense for it to have been a sex toy of some kind - it's shoved into the space behind her fireplace where you wouldn't think to look for it. If it were her panties why wouldn't she just stuff them in a drawer?
                But this is a children's game so it's kinda silly to think it would be something like that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her grandmother being in on whatever it is also debunks the sex toy theory, in my view. As for why her panties were behind the fireplace, I just figured they got a little lost. Happens sometimes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a japanese thing, I'm almost certain it's panties.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always figured it was her panties. Dildo is too extreme, especially for the time. Alcohol is also possible, and it's the only other option I think could have been intended.

              It's frickin question marks, the item in question is whatever I think is funnier at the time. Could be a dildo, a manifesto, an aborted fetus, a leaked photo of Bowser's canon-penis. Big braining over here for no reason other than to ruin a joke

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a leaked photo of Bowser's canon-penis
                Full-on turtle penis or go home. I'm sick of the humanoid wieners he's drawn with, and how humanoid he's drawn in porn in general. Usually looks more like a cosplayer than himself.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Mario probably knows what underwear is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peach's dildo

        Why do people keep assuming it's a sex toy when "bra" is three letters

        bra is 2 letters in japanese
        ブラ
        it's very likely supposed to be pantsu
        パンツ

        In japanese it's "XXX" instead of "???". XXX can be alcohol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just the flower tab that the toed gives you for fighting the pogo stick shy guys guarding the room. He literally runs right to that spot and brings you the tab and then searching that spot has nothing from that point on in the game unless you are with peach. It's just her secret flower tab hoard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]

      Sorry anon but You got the Gay's

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Society is collapsing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo not the cartoon diapers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario and Peach look like mentally moronic chibis just like in the original
      >Bowser looks similar to his New Super Mario Bros design instead of how he did in the original
      That's the biggest problem for me, they needed to make him chibier

      [...]
      Don't forget Bowser's censored gesture, they already changed it in the American release of the original, Mario Kart 8 also removed this gesture from the Inklings after one of the updates

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now now...
        is there any need to go down THERE any further?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chonky Mario

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The proportions of a Warcraft Dwarf.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mom says it's my turn to play the Switch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks so funny this way, like he could be a marketable mascot toyline but is still obviously a fat middle-aged man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG's translation is a mess, the bruce lee line was added to the english version. it's nostalgia to your brain but generally it's a shit practice by localizers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paper Mario has two characters named after Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >characters named after Jackie Chan
          Funnily enough, so does Mario RPG.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like how SMRPG has TWO "naked toy dude with a cape" characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they at least gives us some tiddy jiggling in the boss introduction cutscene

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trump lost.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, you like tiddies? Eww, you must be a Trump supporter!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop replying to yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they going to remove where Bowser kisses Mario?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. They'll definitely remove where Mallow has to hold Mario back from clobbering a child for saying he needs all the help he can get on his journey.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >due to how they want to portrait her after the movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walloftextnothingburger.exe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiddy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gender vs genderless

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Society is collapsing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgustang!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual schizophrenia

      Society is collapsing

      lame? yes. a sign that society is collapsing? lmao

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i want the phsiycal relase of this game so bad. Scalpers are going to frick me up with the price in my country unless i go get my copy in a fricking crack house

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mallow's pants look extremely glossy, moreso than satin.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original renders look so much better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bowser and Mallow looking like they're made of tumors

      Just admit you're a fricking hipster at this point

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto said himself he doesn't believe mario games should have more than a simple story. There is no way this game isn't dumbed down. its always going to be like that until that old frick kicks the bucket.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SMRPG
      >Not simple

      You fricking what.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean simplier. going from side to side and bing bing wahoo. until the end thank you!.png

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top 10 scenes of anime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edgy soul

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Mallow shat his diaper in the remake

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser always had the biggest discrepancy between his in-game sprites/models and the promotional artwork/renders. It wasn't until the Gamecube era that his in-game appearance matched what he was actually supposed to look like.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I hot glue my bowser plush?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everything in the remake need to be so bright? What happened to contrast?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked these side flap things they added to Peach, so I was disappointed to see she was updated. That being said, since this is a remake of two developer's IP that being Nintendo's Mario and Square's weird ass extensions on that I don't think a mandate would even stick. You'll notice only Nintendo's IP is modernized. Characters like Geno, Mallow, random enemies, npcs, etc are exactly the same as before. Compare to Mario & Luigi where Nintendo is the sole owner of the entire thing. What people don't understand about the mandate is that it doesn't and never did apply to new mainline titles. Wonder does not end the mandate, neither did Odyssey.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      benis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even Odyssey wasn't allowed to do things like a female goomba with an actual different bodyshape rather than just make up, and the bunnies were initially conceptualized as vairations on existing enemies before becoming bunnies.

      In addition to Mario RPG keeping all the different Toads, Wonder has an unique Toad-like character with a different hat and many variations of existing enemies, while even Odyssey just had identical Toad clones + Toadette or completely new stuff. They heavily reduced the design guidelines.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even Odyssey wasn't allowed to do things like a female goomba with an actual different bodyshape rather than just make up

        They at least considered it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(ha ha!)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario concept art is always so interesting. They have so many cool ideas and very few of them end up actually making it to the final game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's concept art in general. Realizing a concept kills hundreds of others.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always figured it was more because then you'd look back on characters like Goombella and other female goombas and question why they didn't look like that. Or transgays would pretend those characters are trans now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They have eyebrows so maybe they can have hair too?
          That is the silliest logic being applied to girl goombas

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(haha!)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, there are plenty of variations of previous enemies in Odyssey. Stop spreading moronic misinformation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >expecting mandategays to have played games that aren't paper mario
          That was your first mistake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wasn't allowed to
        chose not to*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Square Enix specifically owns all of the custom designs from SMRPG how much effort would Nintendo have to put in to tell them to change them?

      Some what off topic, but one thing I'd like to know about the legal stuff in regards to Mario RPG: we all know that the entirely original characters like Geno, Mallow, Smithy, etc are fully owned by Square Enix, but what about their OCs that are from Nintendo owned species? I.E the Chancellor and female Toads, Boshi, Chained Kong/Guerilla, etc?

      I did notice that Boshi was actually redesigned along with the rest of the Yoshis to conform to the modern look, though thankfully Boshi was able to keep all of his unique characteristics.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Souless vs Soul

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They made the Yoshi snouts/noses huge compared to the original. I dunno if I like it, it looks much more like modern Yoshi.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's unironically the mandate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >red Yoshi with a red shell and orange spikes
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
          MANDATE STILL FRICKING EXISTS

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yep same with the snout size like others said
            They are making them all look like cookie cutter modern yoshis instead of keeping things from the original

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yep same with the snout size like others said
            They are making them all look like cookie cutter modern yoshis instead of keeping things from the original

            Different game but if Wonder is anything to go by, they are trying to find a healthy mix between the classic and modern designs. Even in the SMRPG remake, the fact that he's hunched over and looks slightly more elongated is a sign of progress.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yep same with the snout size like others said
            They are making them all look like cookie cutter modern yoshis instead of keeping things from the original

            whats wrong with being consistent on how red yoshis supposed to look like. red yoshi design has always been that way since super mario world

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a minor thing but since you're talking about it; What's wrong with having variation on how they look between games and giving them a more distinct color scheme? This reminds me of how they ruined Red Bomber's colors in the Switch game, turning his hands and feet from green to pink to match everyone else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont mind variation, in fact I love it when characters have designs to make them stand out. But I feel like this particular instance and other examples (e.g. shoeless paratroopa) was just a design oversight from different developers designing the game. And yoshi is treated like one of the main cast so his design (like mario, luigi, bowser, etc) should remain consistant. Give him shades a hat or whatever, but his color scheme and general design should remain consistant.

                Also trying to figure out what Red Bomber you're talking about.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Yoshis are a race, not recolored clones of one person. Boshi is right there with orange and differently shaped spines. A red Yoshi with a better color scheme should be fine.
                >Also trying to figure out what Red Bomber you're talking about.
                Bomberman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boshi playable LET'S GOOOO

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, we'll get Croco, as a reward for finding all the hidden treasure chests
            It matches the FF1 classes:
            Monk = Mario
            Black Mage = Mallow
            Red Mage = Geno
            Warrior = Bowser
            White Mage = Peach
            Thief = ???

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Geno is blue.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is Bowser really just a Warrior? He has summons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boshi still has a flat saddle. I think Square owns any OC regardless of inspiration. They just can't be used without Nintendo's say-so or they don't out of respect.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One thing worth pointing out: the Megasmilex actually shows up as a reskin for the Wither in the Minecraft Mario mashup back, obviously a Square-Enix free zone.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that minecraft mario dlc was really fricking odd; hooktail and midbus were supposed to be the ender dragon and pigs respectively, but they both got axed before release which seemed like more mandate bullshit. they kept in dark bones from ttyd though so who knows what the hell was going on

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Square owns them but obviously can't do anything with them themselves since Nintendo owns the species they are.

        One thing worth pointing out: the Megasmilex actually shows up as a reskin for the Wither in the Minecraft Mario mashup back, obviously a Square-Enix free zone.

        Did they call it Megasmilex? Because it'd be plausable to just give it a different name and call it an different character, not like "3 headed piranha plant" is a super unique concept.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's him. Minecraft always has really obscure references for its packs, you should check them out if you like obscure character autism (not a shill). Megasmilax was also mentioned by name in Smash Ultimate during Palutena's Guidance, if that means anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made her dress look more like a dress people used to actually wear, oh no.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a time when people were happy about things.

    Now it's a contest to see who can be the most dick-ripping outraged at the most meaningless banal shit you have to twist the universe into pretzels to force yourself to be angry at.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember a time when people were happy about things.
      translation: i'm new to the internet and scares me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look mommy i herped a derp now give me da berp

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario manatee

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute butt

        Even Odyssey wasn't allowed to do things like a female goomba with an actual different bodyshape rather than just make up, and the bunnies were initially conceptualized as vairations on existing enemies before becoming bunnies.

        In addition to Mario RPG keeping all the different Toads, Wonder has an unique Toad-like character with a different hat and many variations of existing enemies, while even Odyssey just had identical Toad clones + Toadette or completely new stuff. They heavily reduced the design guidelines.

        That b***h needs porn asap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you think wendy gets jealous of peach's curvy physique?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realize that Wendy didn't just see Peach's buttcheeks. She saw Peach's dark brown-skinned open butthole and the back of her hairy flappy roast beef clam.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one I haven't seen before.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't there also a panel of Wendy out of her shell?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyway they could have kept the old style but remastered it? I think it looks better before. I wonder if they could have did a 2.5D thing instead. I don't hate the new look but its very bland.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the VC version and be happy.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fan of both Mario and RPGs but for some reason, the original SMRPG just couldn't hold my attention for more than a few hours.

    Maybe this time it will. I haven't tried in nearly twenty years so maybe my interests have changed.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind them changing the style but this hardly feels like a style other than making them shorter.
    Feven modders and fans can do a better job.
    This is kinda dissapointing.
    If i was a fan I'd be pissed.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like any other mario game out now.
    Why couldn't they try to make it look unique?
    They did with mario bros wonder with it's aesthetic.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Square Enix specifically owns all of the custom designs from SMRPG how much effort would Nintendo have to put in to tell them to change them?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't have unique designs in SMRPG beyond Bowser's face being made out of sphere primitive since it was easier for the sprite artists to touch up that way. They just used squished down versions of their modern designs at the time, which is what they're doing in the remake, too.
    The lack of the high-contrast lighting is a shame, but that's less a character design thing and more an overall artstyle thing.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why weren't mario, bowser and peach allowed to have unique designs for NURPG?
    >mario completely breaks pic related to look closer to the original pre-rendered model's proportions
    What more were you expecting, exactly?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to look EXACTLY like they did in the original but in HD. Same thing I wanted for the Spyro remasters, but modern devs despise soul and always need to destroy everything they touch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but Nintendo and Square are not going to go back to Bowser's face being made out of a bunch of spheres just because some autist on the internet thinks his standard model for 20+ years is "soulless". And no, this isn't even comparable to what Toys For Bob does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well there is this model from the magazine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You anti-TfB people might be the biggest autists on Earth. They did a fantastic job on the remakes, who gives a frick if the characters don't look 1:1.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have autism so what you want is irrelevant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when people used to post this for shitposting rather than genuinely believing it.
      It would be funny if they weren't using it to justify sucking corporate wiener.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What more were you expecting, exactly?
      To look even closer.

      I want them to look EXACTLY like they did in the original but in HD. Same thing I wanted for the Spyro remasters, but modern devs despise soul and always need to destroy everything they touch.

      This. I don't understand why some "people" here have such a hard time understanding. As a bonafide Mallowgay, I hate how he looks now. His subtle differences wouldn't be noticed by a zoomer, but to me, he might as well be completely disfigured. Just like have maintained my boycotts of Blizzard after ruining Starcraft with 2, Riot after deleting Galio, and Sony after the homosexual parade shit, I will now boycott Nintendo forever.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as i want a hardmode, im not really expecting Nintendo to readjust the numbers for buffs and limitbreaks, SMRPG was already created to be "My first rpg" and games for kids 25 years ago are hardcore experiences now.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never had unique designs in SMRPG to begin with, the graphics were just primitive.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cringey half assed attempt to be ‘faithful’ to original only to be soulless anyway
    If this isn’t forced soul idk what is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an actual purpose to you people forcing these troony memes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a discord raid

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short ass game that can be beaten in under 3 hours, not worth the 60 dollars they're asking for unless they added something to give it replay value

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one pays for Switch games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about a 20 hour playthrough, which is fairly standard for JRPGs of that era.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No u

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    well they're definitely giving it a new translation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a mix of both. Extra things done for flavor will probably stay, but thing that were obviously done because the translator thought it was clever will be gone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men folk
      This is literally how dixies talk THOUGH

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he forced soul

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw this might be my favorite game ever and I didn't have a dramatic soi reaction, I just kinda smiled and was glad I had something to look forward to later in the year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        PapaGenos reaction wasn’t over the top dramatic either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, seeing Mallow and Geno in HD cutscenes still feels fricking surreal. Everything about SMRPG felt so "forbidden" for whatever reason. The Smash and mandate autism only added fuel to that fire.

      I genuinely can't believe that this shit is real and not just a very high quality fan animation. I never thought I'd see Mallow and Geno again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >geno moving his mouth
        Wait...voice acting confirmed?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=723

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can see him going from 😐 to 🙂
        when hes flying into the screen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could show this bit to a Geno fan who has been in a coma pre-Smash Ultimate and convince him he's in.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's something charming about Woolsey not being able to decide if Chef Torte is French or German

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they remake RPG
    >next Smash is going to be endless begging for Geno

    Frick.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they'll now have a fully updated model of geno

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People will finally learn how irrelevant Geno is in his own game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always end up benching him and usually Mallow, too.
        The ideal party is Mario, Peach, Bowser.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the point is that SMRPG is just Gaz playing with his dolls. That's why now Bowser, Mario and Peach got the rubber figure look instead of wood sculpted doll like Geno.

    the remake is Gaz and his kid playing with new toys, except Geno, which is still a wood doll.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so thats what yoshi feet look like without shoes

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Minecart ride in the trailer had Dyna's model sitting with Mario
    Neat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's actually a really SOULful touch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Mario was excited during jumps.

      This remake looks so good and the people crying soulless are insane.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who never played the original, where is Luigi? Is he the damsel in distress of this game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo didn't give a shit about Luigi until Luigis mansion for the gamecube. He didn't even start to get a defined personality until paper Mario 64

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not in SMRPG except for the very end where he leads the cast parade.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they add stuff I wouldn't mind them adding Luigi somewhere, even just as an npc would be nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see pic related

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was just in the manual all this time?
        That’s truly kino

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah
          heres more of him if you're curious. he's on every page
          http://archive.thegia.com/snes/smrpg/smrpgother1a.html

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's in spirit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Manual
      >You can find his Wish on Star Hill
      >The ending credits where he leads the parade

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look fine

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser’s design in og was crap, tho. A bad 3-D render turned into pre rendered graphics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People say this shit but he looked fine in-game. Obviously the render was rough but the final result you actually see is the only thing that matters. They just put the render around in the promotional material.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shortstack peach
    Yeah, I think it’s soul

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bowser doesn't look shitty enough in the chibi artstyle
    >morons: "MANDATE, MANDATE"

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The charm of the original art style is how rudimentary the models are, they literally just made all the characters out of spheres. But all I really want is Peach to have small irises.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those "unique designs" are just shitty renders based on early designs

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its bad because it doesn't look like the shitty off-model renders!
    Peak Ganker

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still being enforced
    But it never existed to begin with

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a "mario mandate" in the room with us right now anon?
    Is there one under your bed at night?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have voice acting?

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sky Troopas now have shoes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their posture wasn't modernized, so I consider this a win.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sorta weird since SMG had Koopa Troopas, but on all fours.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked this because it felt like Bowser Jr. was using downs syndrome Koopas as cannon fodder in battle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mandated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, I'm thinking the mandate still exists

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It never existed. They're still arranged like quadrupeds. Give it up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >mandategays are barefoot trannies
      Just buy some fricking shoes you weirdos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok. And?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that too, but I noticed the Spiny design is untouched so I'm not too bothered. I wonder how the Hammer Bros will look. Probably the same as it did in the original, since Wonder has a similar Hammer Bros design.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

    For people who don't know how the mandate works.
    Any established Mario character cannot be off-model. The only thing that's glaring about it is Mario being chibi, but it's no more than Mario being paper in that sense where it's an attempt at a style.

    You can see it more clearly by Peach's or Bowser's face being reworked to be on model. As well as the Paratroopa's in the Mushroom Pass, the wigglers, the piranha plant and Birdo during the trailer.

    The good thing is that Super Mario RPG is that it barely had any actual established Mario characters. Most of the enemies are OC do not steal enemies like the Spikeys instead of Spineys.

    If you want a comparison, look at how certain enemies and characters were changed in the Mario and Luigi Remake, only the characters that aren't established mario characters remained looking the same.

    What this does mean is that the fat yoshi and the fat paratroopa is going to be jarring, as they will be reworked to look more on model. Since that's the only real instance of something in SMRPG that was way off model.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any established Mario character cannot be off-model.
      Then explain super star saga remake keeping some of the off-model enemy designs and this remake keeping all of the off-model toad designs.

      Your moronic mandate has never been real.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then explain super star saga remake keeping some of the off-model enemy designs
        It literally didn't though

        They even renamed the boomerang bro into beanerang bro to keep his wonky design, but the hammer bro was redesigned to look like every other hammer bro
        https://www.mariowiki.com/Beanerang_Bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Any established Mario character cannot be off-model.
          Then explain super star saga remake keeping some of the off-model enemy designs and this remake keeping all of the off-model toad designs.

          Your moronic mandate has never been real.

          Look at monty mole, look at the koopas, they even added back the normal dry bone and called the redesigned dry bones "Elite Dry Bones" in the remake because it was an off model version of dry bones.
          https://www.mariowiki.com/Elite_Dry_Bones

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Then explain super star saga remake keeping some of the off-model enemy designs
            It literally didn't though

            They even renamed the boomerang bro into beanerang bro to keep his wonky design, but the hammer bro was redesigned to look like every other hammer bro
            https://www.mariowiki.com/Beanerang_Bro

            >Beanerang
            >Beaner
            Who fricking proofread that?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The guy who proofread Wigger Wednesday

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does the mandate mean an entirely different thing depending on what game you're talking about?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It means the same thing every time
              It is very clearly something at nintendo's QA ensuring that they aren't damaging their brand by depicting their characters off model

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that not a mandate. That's standard practice when property is licensed out to a 3rd party to use.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that the next level of cope
                The mandate isn't real because it's not a mandate, just an enforcement
                uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

                okay lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm saying what you call the mandate is just industry standard. Every property holder oversees development of their IP when licensed out to 3rd parties.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's always been a cope from PMgays to try and justify why their games are shit now instead of just realizing it's Tanabe since he's a huge moron and piece of shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Look at monty mole, look at the koopas, they even added back the normal dry bone and called the redesigned dry bones "Elite Dry Bones" in the remake because it was an off model version of dry bones.
          https://www.mariowiki.com/Elite_Dry_Bones

          I sure wonder why they did that, could it be because of some mandate that's been proven wrong by nearly every non-PM mario game, or is it because Alphadream was bleeding money and rushing out remakes as fast as they could to stay afloat so they re-used assets when possible.

          The name changes is the only point in the mandate's favor, and even that is moot now since the mario RPG remakes shows off-model toads.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rushing out remakes as fast as they could to stay afloat so they re-used assets when possible.
            They are literally making new assets and changing names to ensure that any established mario character isn't depicted off model.
            Holy fricking cope.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, maybe take a look at which enemies kept their more modern designs, it's all ones that appeared in dream team or paper jam. All of the ones that didn't got to keep their original, more stylized designs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                show me the off model mario characters

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dry Bones.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Troopeas were changed to be bipedal just like Koopa Troopas. And the Mecha Chomps were changed to Mechakoopas.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will they change it to?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peach will just come out and scold you about snooping

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's already what happens except its her grandma instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't hide what it is in debug mode. It's a weapon for Mallow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >found Used Condom!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peach's Wii U

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone think they'll remove Peach's thing? They don't say what it is and it's not implied to be anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She freaks out if you find it when she's in the party. It's pretty obvious what it is, and no way would nu-Nintendo allow people to believe Mario will steal Peach's panties.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute bench-warmer.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMRPG feels like one of the best-paced games ever. There's nothing really that feels like "that part" to me. Not even the 6 doors.

    Can't believe this shit is real. After all the Smash shit-talking he fricking won.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 6 doors are actually fine because you don't even have to attempt the 2 bad ones. The more advanced Dr. Topper stuff will keep a young kid stumped for a few tries, maybe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cannonballs filtered me hard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only bad part about the 6 doors is you're forced to a do a maximum of 4 and they're randomized, meaning if you want to go through all 6 of them you have to go through the ENTIRE castle all over again, and then you have to HOPE you get the course you missed.

      Of course yes, you can skip the puzzle courses because the reward for those is just rock candy instead of equipment, but you don't actually get to choose which one you get to do in the first place.

      I hope they do something about that. A simple solution would be letting you go back after you finish it to clear the other two, without having to leave the caslle and reset everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My stash of Rock Candy saved my ass in one run when I was completely depleted of Flowers and MP. Four Rock Candies later and Smithy was going through his death throes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genogays so buck broken they have gone from claiming he deserves to be a main mario character to claiming a victory because he appears in the remake of the game he already appeared in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This game is how he becomes a main Mario character.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >main Mario character.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting a remaster for the only game he's ever been in is a win by definition dumb shit
        imagine thinking banjogays are somehow happy with his only appearance in the last nearly 2 decades being a playable character in the worst smash

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're so butthurt about people wanting him in Smash that you cope about this not being the biggest win possible for Geno. The only thing that could be better is a full-fledged sequel, which isn't off the table either.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're so butthurt about people wanting him in Smash
              Literally inventing things to get angry about.
              >biggest win possible is that they didn't remove him form the only game he was in
              Anon, I appreciate the laughs but now I am starting to feel embarrassed for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The trailer literally starts with Geno's star spirit flying down and changing the old Mario RPG into the remake.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes we know he is in the game that he is in.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandategays are mentally ill and should kill themselves and take Tanabe with them before he fricks up Metroid Prime 4.

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So these statues got replaced by the Terrapins. I don't know what the frick they're suppose to be since they're not an enemy you encounter in the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do just look like Terrapins. Maybe a beta design. As a kid I assumed they were Hammer Brothers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't some terrapins pose as statues then come out to attack you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got mandated

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been in the Geno "community" supporting him since 2007. I checked out some videos of other supporters recently and I was super disappointed in them. They sounds like the generic NPC soiboys. Frick. Is this what Nintendo supporters became in my absence?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >geno
      >nintendo

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's Tanabe just coping for his incompetence. The Mario+Rabbids games arguably have more creativity.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never was a mandate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sky Troopas now have shoes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very firmly in "who cares" tier of changes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never was a mandate
      t.miyamoto

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't look out of place shut up homosexual holy shit

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 former nintendo employees said they don't know what the frick Tanabe was talking about when he did that interview
    >mandategays still think it's a thing because... reasons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>2 former nintendo employees
      What? What high ranking Japanese Nintendo employee has ever talked about this issue?

      Unless you mean some Nintendo of America fricks, in which case you ate moronic for thinking they have any jurisdiction over anything.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worse thing about mandategays is that they are running defence for one of the worst devs at Nintendo and are going to let him get away with making Metroid Prime 4 a shitty fps about that shitty stick figure guy from Metroid Prime hunters.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see the complaints about Toadstool and Bowser.
    But bro, how is that not a unique Mario design in your book? It's further out-of-line with the standard Mario from 2023 than Super Mario RPG's design was with the standard Mario design from 1996.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Bowser looks mandated, the rest look fine but Peach needs to be fatter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario isn't crosseyed enough and his skin needs to be tanner.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shut up goy the mario mandate is fake news stop noticing
    >300+ posts demonstrating the mario mandate is alive and well
    yea if you have to try this hard to convince people something isn't real then it probably is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We live in a world where Toadsworth has been erased from existence and the Chancellor has been reborn. There are no rules. There is only chaos.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was sure Toadsworth was just the Chancellor but older.
        Also that Mario married Toadstool in the ending

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>300+ posts demonstrating the mario mandate is alive and well
      Nope!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arlo seems like the type that would be a massive mandate gay

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are mandates!
    >There never were any mandates!
    The details don't matter, the results did. I just call it the Mario brand homogeneity strategy. Between Wonder and how faithful the SMRPG remake is, it seems that strategy finally got enough pushback to be changed. SMRPG is even featuring the unique looking or female toads that the M&L remakes cut.
    Mario's sterile atmosphere is finally being addressed. That sense of life, magic, and wonder is being revived. Whether you believed there were mandates or not, that's something any Mario fan should be happy about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RelaxAlax called it "The Bland Era of Mario", and I think it's something a lot of long-running franchises go through at some point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the "Era" aspect of it was really just a coalition of multiple unfortunate decisions rather than an aggressive homogenization effort. It had the same results as if it were all intentionally set up that way, though. But to break it down, we just had the NSMB sequels refusing to do anything too, well, new, or put any spin on its presentation style, a proliferation of reused, lifeless, waxy renders of the characters being slapped onto everything in marketing and licensing, and the death and destruction of Paper Mario steadily streaming out all at once.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario RPG getting a remake is noteworthy.

    Nintendo is no stranger to easy cash grab remakes, but to use Mario RPG in particular is an interesting choice.

    The future is looking up for Geno and friends.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is interesting that Mario and Peach got altered models to match their original proportions but Bowser is basically using his standard model.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bowser basically already looks like that is the thing.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Peach using a frying pan as a weapon
    Yeah that shit is getting canceled on release.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whar yosie

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser's model especially looks like he was ripped straight out one of the most recent mario party games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At a glance, but they adjusted his proportions, too. His feet are bigger, perhaps most notably, but the cover art obscures this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like they took his original model and just resized it, I hate it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We were never getting the balloon animal Bowser made of spheres. Peach could have had her purple dress and white crown if they wanted to go for a complete retro throwback, but Bowser's just gonna look like Bowser.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smooth out the shell, give him more saurian posture, and give him gold spikes and horns.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know why they abandoned gold spikes and horns on him after Mario Tennis 64 or whatever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute. CUTE

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep saying Yaridovich looks like Grievous? They don't even resemble.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I truly and honetly hope this forces Sakurai to include a character from SMRPG in the next Smash game and I hope that character is Mallow.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Surely you didn't expect quality reactions to such a shit thread topic

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute girl!

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toad sex

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chibi designs look goofy in cutscenes, but they look perfect in gameplay. Mario and Peach look good. But maybe their eyes are maybe a little too big and I like Peach's classic outfit better. Geno looks cool, and I want to squeeze the new Mallow. He looks so soft and squishy.
    Bowser is the outlier. The SMRPG model is ugly and primitive as frick, but his new design just doesn't capture the same soul and personality.
    I've noticed a few little changes in the designs beyond that. Like how the Koopa Troopas wear shoes now, Boshi and Croco have ankle bracelets instead of torn shoes.
    I'm quite a stickler but I don't really mind the modernizations and design alterations since it seems to be 99% faithful. All of the most important things are being captured. The only thing that actually annoys me are Bowser's design being TOO modernized, and the lack of Valentina's funny boob jiggle.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its nu-nintendo zoomer garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The old Bowser looks like absolute dogshit and I do not understand anyone clamouring for it back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        Well there is this model from the magazine.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of wish they would've adapted the original "art style" a little better like keep the bigger eyes and Peach's old face, but it's all good. Not sure how you'd adapt Bowser better by modernizing it while still keeping his old ugliness.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's back.

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