Is there a sadder-looking pokemon than Typhlosion without the flames?

Is there a sadder-looking pokemon than Typhlosion without the flames? Anyone else suddenly lose all interest in the pokemon upon learing the flames aren't a constant thing and only come out occasionally?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its bland like chuddyzard but you still suck him off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Charizard out of nowhere
      This is actual derangement

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a moronic zoomer whose only exposure to the Cyndaquil line was HGSS, so no.

      >it's SUPPOSED to look like shit!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t look like shit though. If you want overdesigned edgy shit go play Digimon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >overdesigned edgy shit
          This is among the simplest (effective by extension) designs I have ever seen you miscreant.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't need to stay in FLAME ON mode 24/7, tho

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It does in battle at least, the flame is basically its battle stance, and if you pull up some bullshit Pokedex entry that says otherwise I'm gonna disagree anyway

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pokedex is full of nonsense anyways

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pokedex is full of nonsense anyways

                The only thing the dex ever says about Typhlosion, because they recycle it over and over and over, is that
                >If pissed off enough, anything Typhlosion touches will go up in flames
                >It can use the shimmering haze from the heat it generates to hide itself
                >It can create explosions via rubbing it's fur together

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what the real thing looks like so it's still awesome in your mind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just imagine it doesn't look shit
      I'll try that

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samurott

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 samurott defense force

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 samurott defense force

      I'm not some diehard Samurott fanboy but I defnitely think he looks better than 3D Typhlosion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A year after PLA someone has been dangrously obcessed with shitting on it even in threads that have no connection with it for some reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          typo, so the anti samurott brigade is based and samurott defenders are dick suckers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Being frustrated over a children's franchise 24/7 is "le-based"
            Thanks for the laugh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >it's SUPPOSED to look like shit!

        It does in battle at least, the flame is basically its battle stance, and if you pull up some bullshit Pokedex entry that says otherwise I'm gonna disagree anyway

        It really goes to show how bland the design is. The flame is the only point of interest this design has and Quilava/Cyndaquil still did that better.

        >ITT: stupid zoomers who don't realize typhlosion only bears its flames when attacking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ it looks like a lump of dough waffling around.
          Typhlosion should be turned into bread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is a pastry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          soulless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>ITT: stupid zoomers who don't realize typhlosion only bears its flames when attacking
          Typhlosion in PLA & SV always keeps it's flame on during a battle though
          Stadium is a dogshit non-canon spin-off cashgrab

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >stadium hate
            Forced and dishonest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rent
      Fricking
      Free

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this could've easily been solved by having Typhlosion been given some interesting body patterns. Nothing too crazy, just something to draw the eye even whilst the flames are out.
    Pic related's the closest thing I could find.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE WHAT IF TYPHLOSION HAD BEDROOM EYES AND A NECKLACE LMAO
      regional variants were a mistake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bedroom eyes are a coomer moron concept. Normal people just see that Typhlosion just finished smoking a shit load of 'za

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a moronic zoomer whose only exposure to the Cyndaquil line was HGSS, so no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >30+ years old still engaging in flamewars on Ganker
      Pathetic. Being le oldgay is not a badge of honor

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rapidash without the flames.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a handsome and cuddly pokemon

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks so cute, I want to hug him!
    I can't hug him if his flames are out

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=44s

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It really goes to show how bland the design is. The flame is the only point of interest this design has and Quilava/Cyndaquil still did that better.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Anyone else suddenly lose all interest in the pokemon
    Why? It’s not canon

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the big ferret no longer has its flames out, meaning I can safely pet it/give it a hug
    and you want me to complain?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It isnt a ferret you moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's supposedly based on a badger, which is a mustelid, and this is Pokémon, so the species aren't exact copies. I can call it a ferret, and you can keep crying because I'm not really wrong. Show me a badger standing up.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up with the Stadium games and the anime, so the Cyndaquil line being able to turn their flames on and off at will is nothing new to me, I always knew that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Genuinely I think you have to be a moronic underagegay whose first games were HGSS or gen 5 to not know this

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