Is there any actual human vidya character capable of beating Naked Snake?

Is there any actual human vidya character capable of beating Naked Snake? Like, no demigods like Bayonetta or Dante, I'm talking about actual normal humans like you and me, much like Naked Snake himself is human.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid Snake

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solid beat him as a 60 year old man past his prime

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        DING DING DING! You win the prize.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The boss beat him multiple times, but Snake won the final battle. Solid snake beat him when BB was old as frick, but BB beat him in MGS4 with that CQC hug

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      prime big boss? nah get the frick outta here

      Kek untrue but fpbp

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Wrong

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solid Snake forever.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          He cheated

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            War has changed anon

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no cheating in battle.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is a rumor
        Big Boss wasn't even at Outer Heaven when it fell

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MG1 Big Boss is a regular ass guy turned cyborg in MG2
        >MGSV made it so the cyborg is the one in MG1 and the regular dude in MG2
        he goes out of his way to elaborate on the one plot point nobody even cared about and still manages to frick it up, why is Kojima such a hack

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was only a rumor. Notice that it says the BB supposedly lost his eye during the fall of Outer Heaven.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wrong
        >posts a screenshot with blatantly false info
        it was a rumor and an untrue one at that, BB loses his eye WAY before OH is a thing.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was retconned. It was still meant to show that Big Boss was vastly superior

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet he wasn't. Big whoop.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy who lost to fricking Iriquois Pliskin
      Yeah, okay buddy.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryu

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Negan

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solidus

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't reply the same someone else replied. Not while the thread still has... *crunches the numbers* 9 replies! My son this is nothing.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we get some codec calls of various supporting characters describing the postal dude?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doom Guy, despite the memes he's just a normal space marine.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what makes you think doomguy can beat naked snake

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically got mystical powerups from hayden as an angel

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Croft.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snake would just rape her

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Other way around.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hot

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, "normal human"

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    human resident evil characters

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Blocks snakes path"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry pal he lost in their death battle so that ain't happenin

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grew up on a healthy diet of gunpowder and hundreds of gunned down nogs
    >didn't even break a sweat from fighting Vamp as a normal human
    >beat a shitton of RAYs on his own
    >beat Solidus in power armor with just a sword and not knowing what world he lived in
    >controlled lightning by force of angst alone
    >survived despite being a cyborg ninja
    >had a kid
    >all of that while his Modo Destripador was sealed
    Kneel.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      raiden is dumb and sucks eggs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could easily beat all Snakes.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raiden is obviously not a normal human.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        MGS2 Raiden is.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isaac Clark, unless he can't keep his cutter and armor

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snake can beat supernatural beings and/or enhanced super soldiers. Snake doesn't give a shit, he'll just beat you. I actually wonder what Snake vs. Batman would end up like. Snake would probably call out all of Batman's shit like:
    "ahh.. so you are using smoke grenades to conceal your movements. And you're also using a built-in sonar device in your cowl to detect my own. Not too shabby for a billionaire boy"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so sad he had to hurt his kitten like that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think she wags her tail at him like a dog in heat? She knows he can beat her.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats NOT Naked Snake

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter. He believes he is and acts on it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can look like Mike Tyson and read every technique he ever learned but that doesnt mean ill be the athlete he was

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You missed the point of the game, anon. Who do you think Snake is talking to when he says "Big Boss is both of us, together."

            ?t=349

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              He is talking about the perception of people. They think venom is big boss.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is talking about the perception of people.
                No he's not, stupid.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                He literally it you moron. Thats the whole fricking point of having venom

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Venom could easily solo the entire MGCU using nothing but his dick
        >Verification not required

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Venom is the most fragile MGS protag yet, anyone could shoot his ass to death.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic Black folk still glorifying some homosexual who was allowed to win by a bunch of exploding goons fighting him half-heartedly
    Kys

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naked Snake got beaten up multiple times in his own game.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me one vidya character who is a normal human, but also dedicates his life to beating supernatural beings with judo moves.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie Chan

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    closest thing i can think of is deus ex protags but they aren't really normal humans

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe agent 47 if its a social steath situation
    snake can't hide his mullet but 47 can wear a wig and hide his bald

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Boss
    Solid Snake
    Liquid Snake
    Solidus Snake
    Venom Snake
    Frank Jaegar

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Surpassed
      2.Cheated
      3. Maybe tbh
      4.Nope
      5.lol no
      6. No but closer then venom

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheated
        frick that gay shit.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          its true

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ur mom is true

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in a desperate situation
            >armed with nothing but your ingenuity and a newfound will to live
            >improvise adapt overcome
            >THAT'S CHEATING DOESN'T COUNT

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the point. The game has 2 people telling you Big Boss is out of your league even in a 1v1.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were wrong, duh.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then they were wrong then, weren't they?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were wrong, duh.

                no because snake didn't fight 1v1

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not like the boss and big boss. It was a hide and seek fight

                Big Boss had a gun, Solid had hairspray. Solid was clearly at a massive disadvantage, yet he won.

                Because he ran

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was a hide and seek fight
                So? Big Fraud should've stepped up his searching game.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because he ran
                Yes, Solid used superior tactics like the better soldier that he is. Glad we've come to an agreement.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big Boss had a gun, Solid had hairspray. Solid was clearly at a massive disadvantage, yet he won.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. Literally lost on purpose
        2. Genetically superior 180iq super soldier > actual autist that believes in Santa. Also didn't cheat.
        3. See above
        4. See above
        5. So good that people thought Big Boss improved
        6. Only person close to matching the clones.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. Cuck headcanon
          2. He isn't superior. Snake has the bad genes. Sad you didn't know that
          3. He could be tbf
          4. kek he is a less skilled version of naked
          5. Didn't happen. Even miller says at the end that he will help Venom grow stronger but he never did
          6. Below Big Boss in every way

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally in-game lore states that The Boss had a final mission and that was to be killed by Naked Snake. So yeah, she literally had to die to him and therefore lost on purpose. That's the whole point of the ending of 3 is to show the layers of farce and why he doesn't shake the president's hand, because Snake knows he's just a figurehead and not deserving of a title higher than Boss

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know while that's true she doesn't exactly throw the fricking fight. There wasn't even anyone watching to need to make it convincing.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                she had to convince Snake

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit. He trusted snake would surpass her. This is just a headcanon

                >Every interaction before the final fight she effortlessly beats Naked Snake's butthole in
                >"b-but he just was conflicted"
                >Penultimate interaction Snake is finally willing to try and kill her, goes at her with knife and using CQC
                >She effortlessly beats his ass once more
                >"It's headcanon anon, she entrusted Snake would within one day become a better soldier and be able to kill her"
                >She's literally begging Snake to kill her for the sake of the mission if you don't press the button right away to kill her before the end of the game

                You both missed the great tragedy that was Snake killing the woman he loved for all the wrong reasons and being "rewarded" with a title higher than the person he respected the most and saw as the ultimate soldier while not being even deserving of it because she guided him from start to finish and let him kill her, and he knew it.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                unless Im not remembering right she even clearly telegraphs openings if you counter her with CQC, seemingly on purpose. couldnt be more clear that she's resigned to letting snake kill her

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                She said he got stronger and its done that way in countless other stories in media. You people just want to use headcanons to explain away shit you dont like. Like the gays that cite Snake being “not in his right mind” in his ending clash with Big Boss in mgs4

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, so explain why in Peace Walker there's a conversation that heavily implies she told EVA that she had to throw for her final mission

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post it.

                It was only a rumor. Notice that it says the BB supposedly lost his eye during the fall of Outer Heaven.

                It was a retcon. He is still stronger in the plot

                Yet he wasn't. Big whoop.

                Literally the truth and millers line is further evidence

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The "literal truth" is that Solid proved himself vastly superior.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                By running yes

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for agreeing with me about Solid's superiority.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then we can agree with my statement then. By running snake won. Thank you

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using superior tactics lead to his victory, yes.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bullshit. He trusted snake would surpass her. This is just a headcanon

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2. He isn't superior. Snake has the bad genes. Sad you didn't know that
            Bad genes, superior skills. Based Miller training best Snake to surpass Big Fraud.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Your dad is weak to flamethrowers
              I've played peace walker. This fricking checks out.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            1. Are you fricking moronic?
            2. He's genetically superior to Big Boss, it doesn't matter if he was genetically inferior to Liquid especially considering he fricking still beat him.
            3. You think Liquid Snake has a chance of beating Big Boss, but Solid Snake doesn't even though Solid Snake beat Liquid Snake? Absolutely moronic.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              1. No
              2. He is inferior to big boss because all of Big Boss’s negative genes were used for solid. At least thats how its presented. I dont know how that works out when liquid and solid are like a percentage off of one another
              3. Depends tbh. Solid would probably beat Big Boss in mg1 in a straight fight with guns but Big Boss is the strongest in hand to hand. Thats how I see it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, Big Boss defeated Frank back when he was called Null at San Hyeronimo.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do yo still think Snake is some kind of super soldier when V attempts to degrade his legacy and slams it into your face that anyone can be Big Boss?

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal human? No. CQC in universe description is the ultimate fighting style, the real life equivalent would be the same leap in fighting skill as the first MMA tournament showed except even better because they train with lethal weapons at the same time.

    Can't really think of another vidya character human that has a intricate fighting style attached to em

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't really think of another vidya character human that has a intricate fighting style attached to em
      As someone already mentioned: Kiryu has his self-developed "dragon of dojima" style he built from learning under three different masters.
      Also lots of fighting game characters have their made up martial arts that take bits of inspiration from various real ones, just like CQC does.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of hus accomplishments actually considerable when by MGS4 we all know that they were all achieved by the Patriots pulling the strings from the shadows with their 5000 billion dimension chess autism?
    Big Boss was nothing but a tool to the Patriots, and even when he tried to rebel against them by being moronic, they still won because they were double moronic, and lost to Ocelot who was triple moronic.
    He even gets mogged by Snake's FOXBRAP after the Patriots are defeated

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Kevin?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like when people just have fun with dumb ass concepts like this instead of just shitposting to cause misery and taking everything super seriously like we often get now. I won't how many people in those replies were just calling that post reddit, tl;dr. or some other form of autistic / cringe.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2015
        Was Ganker that bad back then. I imagine they had a slight understanding of fun, at least more than now

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It had a bunch of people calling things reddit by 2012ish but I don't feel like it was this bad. People show screenshots of old catalogs and threads but what people don't realize is alot of the time people screenshot when something looks notably bad. So what would have just been peak shit quality back in the day gets power crept until it's even worse.

          There was a point where people agreed the kirby fanbase was so chill there were never any bad or hostile threads. In recent years I've seen bandana dee smash roster shitposting, Adeleine porn, and sales charts infect it to the point where it was just as bad as any other Nintendo franchise, at least temporarily. Or even something like Pooh Baseball had everyone sort of engaged, having fun, making jokes and making OC. Now? I'm almost sure the threads would just be calling everyone shills and trannies and all of the OC would just be "Us vs Them" low quality dogshit like most memes are these days.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abigail murders him. It's impossible for a 5'9" manlet to compete with this natty beast.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slap an animal-based codename on him and he's dead. Trust me if you're in the MGS world someone calling you Chunkboy Toucan is a fricking death sentence.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snake

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Naked Snake shoots him in the head with a sniper rifle
      Now what?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Abigail is immune to headshots.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        hold down or back

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      His movement speed is too slow to ever even catch up to Big Boss.

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically probably Liquid or even Venom snake.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liquid probably because kojima did say he was a tougher enemy then Big Boss because of his genes ones but Venom is literally below Big Boss in every way. Was below Big Boss in PW. Below BB after TPP and MG2 Big Boss is unbeatable by an experienced snake. Cmon now

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MG2 Big Boss is unbeatable by an experienced snake
        gigacope

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally said in canon. Solid won but its not a straight forward win. Like kicking Jon Jones in the balls and then using a bat

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally said in canon.
            >t. doesn't understand the concept of characters being wrong and later on proven to be wrong

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              But they werent proven wrong. Solid won in the way miller suggested

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Big Fraud abandons Miller
                >loses
                >Solid listens to Miller
                >wins
                More proof that Solid is smarter and better.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                More proof that BB was a dope for cutting miller loose. Glad Kaz got his revenge.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Solid won but its not a straight forward win. Like kicking Jon Jones in the balls and then using a bat
            There are no rules in battle. If Big Fraud was so good, he could've countered it.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    liquid snake shot down two fighter planes in a helicopter in a snowstorm, clearly extremely proficient... only to then lose to his "inferior" brother on the ground that just killed childhood bestfriend with superpowers. then he proceeds to lose to him again when he's in a big fricking mech. then he loses to him in hand-to-hand combat. then loses to him again in a jeep chase. and then dies to a retrovirus that should have killed his brother too, but it didn't because, get this, he was too genetically inferior (essentially)

    and people here still think liquid snake would beat solid snake. insanity.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, only person that can kill him is whoever the frick is behind MGS Delta

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the thread became a death battle between MGS characters
    Frick off, this thread is for Snake to compete with OTHER universes.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to frick Paramedic

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus would defeat Snake through grace.

    >jesus isn’t a video game character !!!

    The bible game for xbox

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    DREAMLAND

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      NIGHT NIGHT

      BED TIME

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve from Minecraft

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raiden
    not robot Raiden btw

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris "fill her womb or get in the tomb" Redfield.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldnt. Big Boss lifted a metal gear and not just some gay big rock

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    In I Wanna Be The Guy Big Boss was "The Guy" at one point before being defeated by the one who would become the next "The Guy."

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scrooge is a duck and not a human so he doesn't count.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch it with the antisemitism will you

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    47, anymore dumb questions?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      agent 47 dressed up as Paz during the beach date mission, using the box to get the kill while also hiding the body until his exit

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda funny how wildly successful every attempt to clone BB was
    >Venom
    Tricked every spook in the world plus Miller until the beans were intentionally spilled, took out a metal gear and the organization that destroyed the OG MSF without breaking a sweat, even tricked Solid Snake later
    >Les Enfants
    All main character level threats, able to dance around the US and World militaries indefinitely, only able to be brought down either by or with the help of different clones.

    I dunno why people stopped trying this plan it seems to work amazingly lol

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