>A good porn game combines gameplay and porn
That's porn for winning, aka same conditioning for being a good boi women use on you anyway. Again, just go see prostitutes for that.
sex in battle
>sex in battle
What sense does it make to fight using sex? or you mean getting raped during combat? wouldn't that imply you have already lost?
11 months ago
Anonymous
make your opponent cum and they die or join your party, also you can be even more of a prostitute and yes that's kino
11 months ago
Anonymous
>make your opponent cum
But then it's not even real combat, it's just an orgy. >also you can be even more of a prostitute and yes that's kino
Then what's the point of combat? combat means using violence to settle a dispute, not using reproduction. Next time you get in a fight, pull down your pants and tell whoever was punching your face to instead frick you in the ass. Makes a lot of sense.
This bobba got no imagination.
>This bobba got no imagination.
It's just a shitty think to imagine having combat sex. It's like having ice cream with soup. You can like that but don't pretend it makes any sense or is better than having sex on loss. At least getting raped after you lost makes sense.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I think you might be autistic.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>doesn't agree with me >means he's got issues
And you survived up to now, amazing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
For me, it was the hyperfixation on the combat and not being able to envision any other kind of conflict resolution involving sex.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Because when you get assaulted by rapists, you don't want to "win" by getting your insides filled with their cum, you dense motherfricker. What sort of Justin Trudeau logic is this?
11 months ago
Anonymous
You can't rape the willing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
This bobba got no imagination.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>what sense does it make to fight using sex
Why are you looking for realism in a hentai game.
In the setting, sex on win would mean all the characters are prostitutes but in that case why not just watch porn, there's more prostitutes there.
Honestly, just the aesthetics of it would be enough to get me interested in playing. It didn't need to be a porn game. Sexy elves dungeoneering is plenty by itself.
The fact that it is a porn game makes me less likely to play it. They usually don't have very interesting mechanics that make me want to keep playing after getting off.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Very based. I don't mind some porn games but most of them are crap - it'd be really nice to play a fairly complex StS clone with OP's artstyle.
In the setting, sex on win would mean all the characters are prostitutes but in that case why not just watch porn, there's more prostitutes there.
If both parties are consenting, then they're not in battle. If any party is non-consenting, then they have lost.
Karryn's prison already does this and it's the greatest hentai game ever made
11 months ago
Anonymous
>non animated rpg maker trash >great
If I wanted to stare at still images, I’d just look at a booru.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'll check it out for the priestess alone, I live that design trope.
KP has animations
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Wegshit >"Le greatest Hentai game ever!!!111"
I'm guessing you're too moronic to play untranslated hentai games- but even of the ones that're translated Apostle, Kamidori, Lulu Farea and Koihime immediately shit all over that.
"why not just watch porn" is never a legitimate argument or alternative. I want this game or that specific girl or these characters etc., not random porn prostitutes. that's all there is to it.
>Plenty of amazing male Elf characters in fiction >Zero(0) amazing female Dwarf characters in fiction
As always, Dwarves are just the lesser imitation of God's greatest work.
One of the oldest porn games was literally about an american general raping the shit out of an indian woman. Politics have nothing to do with porn games.
This is cyclical. Back in 1920s-30s pulp magazines like Weird Tales were openly marketed with softcore bondage art in covers.
Then boomers grew up and turned out to be more prudish than greatest generation, and fiction got tamer until coomer themes crept back in American media when gen X got old enough to spend their own money.
>Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. >Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. >Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. >Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. >Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. >Elves are terrific. They beget terror. >No one ever said elves are nice. >Elves are bad.
I like Terry Pratchett in general, but he's such a fricking homosexual with this shit. Every single one of the various fantasy races gets treated with respect and deference, he goes out of his way to humanise Undead, Orcs, Trolls, Werewolves, everything and everyone, they're all treated as nuanced and important characters that're part of Discworld's whole.
All except Elves, who he relentlessly shits on and makes "Always Evil, cannot co-exist with, only evil." It reads like /tg/ bullshit.
Congrats, you just bumped a shitty thread about the most boring depiction of elves - porn elves - from page 10 with a /tg/ question.
Clearly that will change anything.
>Cover a girls eyes/face
>Instant boner
Why am I like this
it is a mystery
It objectifies them so you see them as a means to get off rather than a human being.
wrong
Me as the slime.
I bet this thread will talk about tons of video games.
Game? Probably doesn't actually exist. Or if it does it's in early access alpha and has been for years and never will not be.
Tamer Vale - 2D Pixel Art Card Battle. It's releasing on steam fall 2023.
>sex on loss
Into the trash it goes.
In the setting, sex on win would mean all the characters are prostitutes but in that case why not just watch porn, there's more prostitutes there.
A good porn game combines gameplay and porn. A bad one uses sex on loss.
>A good porn game combines gameplay and porn
That's porn for winning, aka same conditioning for being a good boi women use on you anyway. Again, just go see prostitutes for that.
>sex in battle
What sense does it make to fight using sex? or you mean getting raped during combat? wouldn't that imply you have already lost?
make your opponent cum and they die or join your party, also you can be even more of a prostitute and yes that's kino
>make your opponent cum
But then it's not even real combat, it's just an orgy.
>also you can be even more of a prostitute and yes that's kino
Then what's the point of combat? combat means using violence to settle a dispute, not using reproduction. Next time you get in a fight, pull down your pants and tell whoever was punching your face to instead frick you in the ass. Makes a lot of sense.
>This bobba got no imagination.
It's just a shitty think to imagine having combat sex. It's like having ice cream with soup. You can like that but don't pretend it makes any sense or is better than having sex on loss. At least getting raped after you lost makes sense.
I think you might be autistic.
>doesn't agree with me
>means he's got issues
And you survived up to now, amazing.
For me, it was the hyperfixation on the combat and not being able to envision any other kind of conflict resolution involving sex.
Because when you get assaulted by rapists, you don't want to "win" by getting your insides filled with their cum, you dense motherfricker. What sort of Justin Trudeau logic is this?
You can't rape the willing.
This bobba got no imagination.
>what sense does it make to fight using sex
Why are you looking for realism in a hentai game.
Honestly, just the aesthetics of it would be enough to get me interested in playing. It didn't need to be a porn game. Sexy elves dungeoneering is plenty by itself.
The fact that it is a porn game makes me less likely to play it. They usually don't have very interesting mechanics that make me want to keep playing after getting off.
Very based. I don't mind some porn games but most of them are crap - it'd be really nice to play a fairly complex StS clone with OP's artstyle.
Frick off wegger.
sex in battle
If both parties are consenting, then they're not in battle. If any party is non-consenting, then they have lost.
Karryn's prison already does this and it's the greatest hentai game ever made
>non animated rpg maker trash
>great
If I wanted to stare at still images, I’d just look at a booru.
I'll check it out for the priestess alone, I live that design trope.
KP has animations
>Wegshit
>"Le greatest Hentai game ever!!!111"
I'm guessing you're too moronic to play untranslated hentai games- but even of the ones that're translated Apostle, Kamidori, Lulu Farea and Koihime immediately shit all over that.
neat
https://f95zone.to/threads/tamer-vale-2d-pixel-art-card-battle.155183/
This. Fricking hate morons who design the h-scenes. It's usually so detatched from the game might as well just go to exhentai.
Last Evil has sex as a control effect.
It's a rogue like card battler and quite good at these things, while the porn is rather mediocre.
That only works if you’re playing a literal succubus.
"why not just watch porn" is never a legitimate argument or alternative. I want this game or that specific girl or these characters etc., not random porn prostitutes. that's all there is to it.
>card
For fricks sake
Nice. I'm down for this. Picked up take me to the dungeon and it's pretty good.
>dwarves can only be male
>elves can only be female
This is how it should be. Prove me wrong
The best elf characters have always been male.
Yea elric is best elf
i agree but also orcs should only be males too
>Plenty of amazing male Elf characters in fiction
>Zero(0) amazing female Dwarf characters in fiction
As always, Dwarves are just the lesser imitation of God's greatest work.
>elf women plastered all over the internet like the prostitutes they are
>dwarf women are kept pure
As it should be
>He gets his idea of Elves from DnD and DnD inspired slop
Oof, so you're one of those guys who argues for Bearded Dwarf women, huh?
>showing her hair
disgusting
I think Galadriel is beautiful
I'm cisgender
Imagine the smell
i usually like to play tank/warrior classes and elves typically are better suited to archer or wizard characters.
>easy mode
Dropped.
I would only play an elf if the class I wanted to play was locked to elves.
For example demon hunters from warcraft.
Elfs are satan's kids, an unholly race, wricked, cursed, blasted, pesky devils.
I dislike elfs, but they are hot indead
This is what porn and modernity does to you.
Stfu elf gay, the dwarf 3th reich is near, and you have to finally become a real men to survive
>porn in games for children
Conservatives were right.
Never let leftists put a nail in your media.
One of the oldest porn games was literally about an american general raping the shit out of an indian woman. Politics have nothing to do with porn games.
This is cyclical. Back in 1920s-30s pulp magazines like Weird Tales were openly marketed with softcore bondage art in covers.
Then boomers grew up and turned out to be more prudish than greatest generation, and fiction got tamer until coomer themes crept back in American media when gen X got old enough to spend their own money.
>games for children
If it has porn in it, it's not a game for kids now is it? Take better care of your children.
I hate pro dwarf/anti elf memes. Skeleton chads where we at?
Noldorgay back to his roots rather than making Zelda X Link spam threads
I got bored of them
I like playing the ugly classes now, like dwarves or even gnomes
Hentai/porn game shouldn't have gameplay that's irrelevant to fapping.
Change my mind.
>Change my mind.
No, I won't.
Kamidori and Sengoku Rance are some of my favourite games and I couldn't give a frick about either's H content.
They are not good porn game then.
I can't, you're 100% correct. A hentai game's gameplay should have the porn integrated in the combat.
>Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
>Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
>Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
>Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
>Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
>Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
>No one ever said elves are nice.
>Elves are bad.
I like Terry Pratchett in general, but he's such a fricking homosexual with this shit. Every single one of the various fantasy races gets treated with respect and deference, he goes out of his way to humanise Undead, Orcs, Trolls, Werewolves, everything and everyone, they're all treated as nuanced and important characters that're part of Discworld's whole.
All except Elves, who he relentlessly shits on and makes "Always Evil, cannot co-exist with, only evil." It reads like /tg/ bullshit.
So I can get foreverially raped by one after ignoring warnings and inviting her to the party and leaving for uncharted lands, never to be seen again.
Dwarves exist
>butthole dark elf in Elder Scrolls
>Human in every other game
This is how I RPG.
Born to be bred by civilization-creating white men
So... elves?
that homie clearly yello
They're inferior to catgirls when it comes to wrestling and brawling.
They're always boring.
How do you make non-boring elves in games?
Congrats, you just bumped a shitty thread about the most boring depiction of elves - porn elves - from page 10 with a /tg/ question.
Clearly that will change anything.
Ok.
Now tell me how to make them better.
Go ask /tg/, this is not the fantasy discussion board.
make them str focused instead of dex.
Make them into the uber aryans they're meant to be. Basically significantly better than humans in every way.
Many.
No. Elves are the best, always.
Ever since I was a kid, I've always rolled an Elf dude. I think anyone who's read LotR comes to the same conclusion.
It's a shame almost all other media make Elves lame, but LotR and to a lesser extent Warhammer Elves are cool enough to carry it regardless.
Half Elves are more human than real life half-breeds
I'd rather sniff my own unwashed balls than play an elf.
Why not have them sniff it for you?