Is there any reason not to play an elf in RPGs?

Is there any reason not to play an elf in RPGs?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cover a girls eyes/face
    >Instant boner
    Why am I like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a mystery

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a mystery

      It objectifies them so you see them as a means to get off rather than a human being.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me as the slime.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet this thread will talk about tons of video games.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game? Probably doesn't actually exist. Or if it does it's in early access alpha and has been for years and never will not be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tamer Vale - 2D Pixel Art Card Battle. It's releasing on steam fall 2023.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex on loss
        Into the trash it goes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the setting, sex on win would mean all the characters are prostitutes but in that case why not just watch porn, there's more prostitutes there.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            A good porn game combines gameplay and porn. A bad one uses sex on loss.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A good porn game combines gameplay and porn
              That's porn for winning, aka same conditioning for being a good boi women use on you anyway. Again, just go see prostitutes for that.

              sex in battle

              >sex in battle
              What sense does it make to fight using sex? or you mean getting raped during combat? wouldn't that imply you have already lost?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                make your opponent cum and they die or join your party, also you can be even more of a prostitute and yes that's kino

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make your opponent cum
                But then it's not even real combat, it's just an orgy.
                >also you can be even more of a prostitute and yes that's kino
                Then what's the point of combat? combat means using violence to settle a dispute, not using reproduction. Next time you get in a fight, pull down your pants and tell whoever was punching your face to instead frick you in the ass. Makes a lot of sense.

                This bobba got no imagination.

                >This bobba got no imagination.
                It's just a shitty think to imagine having combat sex. It's like having ice cream with soup. You can like that but don't pretend it makes any sense or is better than having sex on loss. At least getting raped after you lost makes sense.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might be autistic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't agree with me
                >means he's got issues
                And you survived up to now, amazing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me, it was the hyperfixation on the combat and not being able to envision any other kind of conflict resolution involving sex.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because when you get assaulted by rapists, you don't want to "win" by getting your insides filled with their cum, you dense motherfricker. What sort of Justin Trudeau logic is this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't rape the willing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This bobba got no imagination.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what sense does it make to fight using sex
                Why are you looking for realism in a hentai game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the setting, sex on win would mean all the characters are prostitutes but in that case why not just watch porn, there's more prostitutes there.

              Honestly, just the aesthetics of it would be enough to get me interested in playing. It didn't need to be a porn game. Sexy elves dungeoneering is plenty by itself.

              The fact that it is a porn game makes me less likely to play it. They usually don't have very interesting mechanics that make me want to keep playing after getting off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very based. I don't mind some porn games but most of them are crap - it'd be really nice to play a fairly complex StS clone with OP's artstyle.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off wegger.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sex in battle

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If both parties are consenting, then they're not in battle. If any party is non-consenting, then they have lost.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the setting, sex on win would mean all the characters are prostitutes but in that case why not just watch porn, there's more prostitutes there.

              If both parties are consenting, then they're not in battle. If any party is non-consenting, then they have lost.

              Karryn's prison already does this and it's the greatest hentai game ever made

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non animated rpg maker trash
                >great
                If I wanted to stare at still images, I’d just look at a booru.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll check it out for the priestess alone, I live that design trope.

                KP has animations

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wegshit
                >"Le greatest Hentai game ever!!!111"

                I'm guessing you're too moronic to play untranslated hentai games- but even of the ones that're translated Apostle, Kamidori, Lulu Farea and Koihime immediately shit all over that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              neat
              https://f95zone.to/threads/tamer-vale-2d-pixel-art-card-battle.155183/

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Fricking hate morons who design the h-scenes. It's usually so detatched from the game might as well just go to exhentai.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Last Evil has sex as a control effect.
              It's a rogue like card battler and quite good at these things, while the porn is rather mediocre.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That only works if you’re playing a literal succubus.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            "why not just watch porn" is never a legitimate argument or alternative. I want this game or that specific girl or these characters etc., not random porn prostitutes. that's all there is to it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >card
        For fricks sake

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I'm down for this. Picked up take me to the dungeon and it's pretty good.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dwarves can only be male
    >elves can only be female
    This is how it should be. Prove me wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best elf characters have always been male.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea elric is best elf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree but also orcs should only be males too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plenty of amazing male Elf characters in fiction
      >Zero(0) amazing female Dwarf characters in fiction
      As always, Dwarves are just the lesser imitation of God's greatest work.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elf women plastered all over the internet like the prostitutes they are
        >dwarf women are kept pure
        As it should be

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He gets his idea of Elves from DnD and DnD inspired slop
          Oof, so you're one of those guys who argues for Bearded Dwarf women, huh?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >showing her hair
            disgusting

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Galadriel is beautiful

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cisgender

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i usually like to play tank/warrior classes and elves typically are better suited to archer or wizard characters.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >easy mode
    Dropped.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would only play an elf if the class I wanted to play was locked to elves.
    For example demon hunters from warcraft.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elfs are satan's kids, an unholly race, wricked, cursed, blasted, pesky devils.
    I dislike elfs, but they are hot indead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what porn and modernity does to you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu elf gay, the dwarf 3th reich is near, and you have to finally become a real men to survive

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >porn in games for children
    Conservatives were right.
    Never let leftists put a nail in your media.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the oldest porn games was literally about an american general raping the shit out of an indian woman. Politics have nothing to do with porn games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is cyclical. Back in 1920s-30s pulp magazines like Weird Tales were openly marketed with softcore bondage art in covers.
      Then boomers grew up and turned out to be more prudish than greatest generation, and fiction got tamer until coomer themes crept back in American media when gen X got old enough to spend their own money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >games for children
      If it has porn in it, it's not a game for kids now is it? Take better care of your children.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate pro dwarf/anti elf memes. Skeleton chads where we at?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noldorgay back to his roots rather than making Zelda X Link spam threads

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored of them
    I like playing the ugly classes now, like dwarves or even gnomes

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hentai/porn game shouldn't have gameplay that's irrelevant to fapping.
    Change my mind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Change my mind.
      No, I won't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kamidori and Sengoku Rance are some of my favourite games and I couldn't give a frick about either's H content.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are not good porn game then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't, you're 100% correct. A hentai game's gameplay should have the porn integrated in the combat.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
    >Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    >Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    >Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
    >Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    >Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
    >No one ever said elves are nice.
    >Elves are bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Terry Pratchett in general, but he's such a fricking homosexual with this shit. Every single one of the various fantasy races gets treated with respect and deference, he goes out of his way to humanise Undead, Orcs, Trolls, Werewolves, everything and everyone, they're all treated as nuanced and important characters that're part of Discworld's whole.

      All except Elves, who he relentlessly shits on and makes "Always Evil, cannot co-exist with, only evil." It reads like /tg/ bullshit.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I can get foreverially raped by one after ignoring warnings and inviting her to the party and leaving for uncharted lands, never to be seen again.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves exist

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butthole dark elf in Elder Scrolls
    >Human in every other game
    This is how I RPG.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Born to be bred by civilization-creating white men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So... elves?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that homie clearly yello

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're inferior to catgirls when it comes to wrestling and brawling.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're always boring.
    How do you make non-boring elves in games?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, you just bumped a shitty thread about the most boring depiction of elves - porn elves - from page 10 with a /tg/ question.
      Clearly that will change anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok.
        Now tell me how to make them better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go ask /tg/, this is not the fantasy discussion board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      make them str focused instead of dex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make them into the uber aryans they're meant to be. Basically significantly better than humans in every way.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Elves are the best, always.

    Ever since I was a kid, I've always rolled an Elf dude. I think anyone who's read LotR comes to the same conclusion.

    It's a shame almost all other media make Elves lame, but LotR and to a lesser extent Warhammer Elves are cool enough to carry it regardless.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half Elves are more human than real life half-breeds

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather sniff my own unwashed balls than play an elf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not have them sniff it for you?

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