As someone who has fricked a virgin sex is really really overrated and I genuinely find more enjoyment in a good glass of oolong tea and a warm blanket.
Part of this might be due to death grip from fapping but I genuinely think that's a lifelong disease because it never became more sensitive when I stopped.
That's a lie. 2 months and I still can't get hard and if I somehow do I last less than 10 seconds. I am convinced fapping for years fricked me for life.
Blowjobs make me diamonds but my dick will slowly turn back to soft as I frick her.
It's kinda awkward having to pull out every 5 minutes and ask for her to suck me again, plus it makes her really self conscious and I feel miserable about it because it's genuinely not her fault at all.
I feel you. Last time I had a chance my dick went limp when I put on the rubber. She tried to stroke my flaccid dick but it didn't help. I felt pretty dead inside after that. Porn is poison. Don't start fapping kids.
Blowjobs make me diamonds but my dick will slowly turn back to soft as I frick her.
It's kinda awkward having to pull out every 5 minutes and ask for her to suck me again, plus it makes her really self conscious and I feel miserable about it because it's genuinely not her fault at all.
>get a real anime boner >cum immediately on penetration
It's so over
3 months ago
Anonymous
LoI had that happen to me the last time I tried to frick. Was nervous I wouldn't be able to get hard because it had been years but no, I got rock hard and busted in one stroke. The actually painful part was I just wanted a one-and-done and she was so taken with me that she tried to placate me and wanted to keep going on dates.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why not just stay with her?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Besides our willingness to frick each other it didn't seem like we had a single thing in common
>when you get your first grey shoulders off a random drop
It was even better when you get it a few levels before you can use, then youre just waiting to equip it. Even though it only adds a small amount of armor it was so nice
Yeah it's pretty chill. I only ever played for about a month as a teenager and another month last year in Classic Wrath to level ~25 or so with my old roommate and I still remember both fondly. Not enough to dump more time in, but the atmosphere is just top notch.
Funny enough I had the exact opposite experience. The only people I could find to run dungeons with me were turd world teenagers who barely knew how to operate a keyboard
It’s shit. i tried this game a few years ago and by level 16 it gave me a weird mix of addiction and depression. I hated the grind but I HAD to keep playing to unlock the next thing. Uninstalled it no regrets
bots can wpvp now. i know, they arent as good or dynamic as players.
but its actually kind of interesting, since you basically set up the number of wandering bots by level range. this means the world pvp stuff is very, very common, it seems to spawn members of the opposite faction in any range appropriate area, not really taking in to account the area too much.
i was running through that long chasm between razor hill to orgrimmar and it was like a gauntlet of low level pvp, i actually really enjoyed it even though its a situation that really shouldn't have happened. as if 30 night elves and gnomes decided to grind harpies or something.
Alright boys what class should I make my big dirty Troll?
I'd like something shadow hunter like from TFT but you can't really make that here, shaman has two of the spells but feels a bit off
>play SOD >no one quests because respawns are too slow >everyone is just in SM until level 40 then raid log for months
this is not the comfy vanilla experience...
not even close to being true, I’ve never quested in 1K needles with this many people around, it’s fun as frick and makes the tedium of that zone way better
god my friends made me hate wow when I was a teenager >wtf why are you questing and exploring?? come on we need to run the same dungeon over and over so we can power level you so you can raid with us"
the nicest thing about classic is being able to just play at my own pace compared to back then. classic has been a good experience, shame about blizz being moronic and forcing the pozzed shit onto classic by removing and censoring content
Given the degree to which this game has been reverse-engineered I wonder if we'll see it someday with new gameplay. Great world & aesthetics, I love WC3, but the gameplay has aged like milk
gay sex with a bro you love
What about straight sex with a bro you love?
It's not gay if the balls don't touch and you don't go in past 3 inches
yeah, a womans pussy you fricking nerd
As someone who has fricked a virgin sex is really really overrated and I genuinely find more enjoyment in a good glass of oolong tea and a warm blanket.
Part of this might be due to death grip from fapping but I genuinely think that's a lifelong disease because it never became more sensitive when I stopped.
It’s not a lifelong disease. If you stop being a coomer for about 3 weeks your dick goes back to normal.
That's a lie. 2 months and I still can't get hard and if I somehow do I last less than 10 seconds. I am convinced fapping for years fricked me for life.
Does this image of Jaina help?
Nope
I feel you. Last time I had a chance my dick went limp when I put on the rubber. She tried to stroke my flaccid dick but it didn't help. I felt pretty dead inside after that. Porn is poison. Don't start fapping kids.
Maybe if she was still blonde
Blowjobs make me diamonds but my dick will slowly turn back to soft as I frick her.
It's kinda awkward having to pull out every 5 minutes and ask for her to suck me again, plus it makes her really self conscious and I feel miserable about it because it's genuinely not her fault at all.
buy a pack of sildenafil, gay
>get a real anime boner
>cum immediately on penetration
It's so over
LoI had that happen to me the last time I tried to frick. Was nervous I wouldn't be able to get hard because it had been years but no, I got rock hard and busted in one stroke.
The actually painful part was I just wanted a one-and-done and she was so taken with me that she tried to placate me and wanted to keep going on dates.
Why not just stay with her?
Besides our willingness to frick each other it didn't seem like we had a single thing in common
No, it's a beautifully-crafted world in every respect. The sense of exploration is amazing.
are you homosexuals really still talking about this shitty ass game after all these years, holy shit
you're just mad because it's older than you
i wish it was
>NOOOO STOP ENJOYING OLD GAME YOU MUST CONSOOOOOM NEW GAME AND ONLY NEW GAME
no thanks rabbi
>when you get your first grey shoulders off a random drop
It was even better when you get it a few levels before you can use, then youre just waiting to equip it. Even though it only adds a small amount of armor it was so nice
the game is anything but comfy. It's such boring slop
Home...
Absolutely based, I am not capable of playing alliance because my heart is in the barrens
>these keybinds
fricking moron
Quite literally the greatest video game world ever crafted.
>WARcrafted
It is pretty good I remember watching a making of video and it's a miracle it ended up as good as it did.
nothing comes close unfortunately
I have really fond memories of first playing wow, just playing it like a single-player RPG.
Then I got into dungeons with other people and had to learn all the sweaty leveling stuff and it got ruined.
But yeah I'd like to go back and enjoy the world again, comfy as hell
Yeah it's pretty chill. I only ever played for about a month as a teenager and another month last year in Classic Wrath to level ~25 or so with my old roommate and I still remember both fondly. Not enough to dump more time in, but the atmosphere is just top notch.
Funny enough I had the exact opposite experience. The only people I could find to run dungeons with me were turd world teenagers who barely knew how to operate a keyboard
i haven't played it since burning crusade, and i'm tempted to revisit it just so i can see all the areas that are new
It’s shit. i tried this game a few years ago and by level 16 it gave me a weird mix of addiction and depression. I hated the grind but I HAD to keep playing to unlock the next thing. Uninstalled it no regrets
Whats your favorite OG dungeon, lads?
For me its BFD
Sunken KINO
For me its Blackrock Deeps
Just a nice casual dungeon run
love me haunted werewolf castlekino
for me ?
for anal only
Perfectly crafted to birth Orc young
damn reinstalling as we speak
Set up your own private server bro, don't feed the Blizzard machine
Why the frick couldn't human females be real?
>Set up your own private server bro
>Playing wow with no wpvp
ISHYGDDT
bots can wpvp now. i know, they arent as good or dynamic as players.
but its actually kind of interesting, since you basically set up the number of wandering bots by level range. this means the world pvp stuff is very, very common, it seems to spawn members of the opposite faction in any range appropriate area, not really taking in to account the area too much.
i was running through that long chasm between razor hill to orgrimmar and it was like a gauntlet of low level pvp, i actually really enjoyed it even though its a situation that really shouldn't have happened. as if 30 night elves and gnomes decided to grind harpies or something.
currently gliding over SW btw
What version of vanilla is this?
vanilla? i got over that decades ago
Alright boys what class should I make my big dirty Troll?
I'd like something shadow hunter like from TFT but you can't really make that here, shaman has two of the spells but feels a bit off
Troll mage/troll priest is based
Troll Mages fricked Jaina
Mage #1 Mage#1 DPS = main character
Being a stealth class and goofing around in enemy cities while people try to hunt you down
>play SOD
>no one quests because respawns are too slow
>everyone is just in SM until level 40 then raid log for months
this is not the comfy vanilla experience...
not even close to being true, I’ve never quested in 1K needles with this many people around, it’s fun as frick and makes the tedium of that zone way better
SoD is a mess
brill is max cozy
Whats your favorite original Horde race?
>race+class combo?
Tauren > troll > orc > forsaken
Also,
Human > Dwarf > NE > Gnome
troll > tauren > orc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> undead
dwarf > human > gnome >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> night elf
if your faction leader is an elf, you don't deserve to live
That's not comfy.
Yeah, levelling through Jade Forest
This but back in 04 when the game was played by nerds and teens instead of soulless minmaxing bug people
>make huge amazing world where leveling and dungeons are the primary content
>shove everyone into raid logging at max level
Good job Blizzard
>comfy
>entire world looks like LEGOs
???
god my friends made me hate wow when I was a teenager
>wtf why are you questing and exploring?? come on we need to run the same dungeon over and over so we can power level you so you can raid with us"
the nicest thing about classic is being able to just play at my own pace compared to back then. classic has been a good experience, shame about blizz being moronic and forcing the pozzed shit onto classic by removing and censoring content
>shame about blizz being moronic and forcing the pozzed shit onto classic by removing and censoring content
they only did the body type shit. nothing else was removed.
you dont know
Quite a bit was
That's on retail, not classic.
imagine being mad about that, top looks terrible
WoW was always ugly and shit
Watching paint dry. I can't stand vanilla leveling where quests are miles away let alone continents away.
I miss all the cool artwork from Warcraft 3 and early wow
I want to impregnate a Night Elf
nah i don't think anything can replicate the level of comfiness you get by being a level 1 in elwynn forest or durotar
it is what it is. peak gayming
game is a waste of time.
Not in WoW, no.
That's why I canceled my subscription at launch before the next month.
The rest of the game is shit.
Snuggling up to your pandaren gf
Cute panda, shame the guy ruins it
well ?
Given the degree to which this game has been reverse-engineered I wonder if we'll see it someday with new gameplay. Great world & aesthetics, I love WC3, but the gameplay has aged like milk