Is there Prostitution in the Pokemon World?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, but ironically I think I remember that you are considered an adult from the age of 12 in the Pokemon World

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      10 in Shudo's novelitation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      10 in Shudo's novelitation

      >pedoshit
      not canon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry chud, but facts don't care about your feelinfs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shudo'verse is the only canon that matters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was rejected for a reason
          A lot of what made it in was retconned
          Ashnime ended
          So it's not canon

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes with the Pokemon. Trainers strapped for cash lend out their Pokemon to breed with other trainers' mons for eggs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      loose pokemon forced breeding

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how everyone's needs are met and how idyllic the society is I'd imagine there's no need. Even if you couldn't find love locally you could easily go to another region and find someone. Failing finding someone through actual romance, if you make a name for yourself in battling I'd imagine you'd have legions of fans ready to bear your seed. And even if it were to come to the absolute worst, lets be real. It'd be far more practical to find a wild Ditto and show it a porn mag or a picture of the person you fancy than it would be to pay some prostitute an extortionate fee.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Given how heavily they push the bond between trainers and humans, to the point the first game outright said the rival lost because he didn't fully trust his pokés compared to the player and the recent affection boosts (implying a pokémon with deep affection tries harder, thus a pokémon that loves its trainer or sees them as their mate will be stronger again), you cannot disuade me of the notion most trainers end up losing their virginity to their pokémon of opposite genders that they'vbe sufficiently bonded with.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Between that, the Froslass shenanigans in PLA, the Sinnoh folk stories, the clear acknowledgment from the anime that Gardevoir and Lopunny are lusted after and the increasing number of very human bipeds, there's definitely some tomfoolery at play.
        Definitely doesn't help with things like Gardevoir canonically becoming very attached to it's trainer or the final evo grass cat being very clingy to it's trainer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, odd, isn't it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >source twitter

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            masuda’s favorite is psyduck

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And? That was their picks for favourite Gen 7 pokémon, you drooling homosexual.
              I mean, if you were here 6 years ago you'd have seen it (it DID piss off the owlgays something fierce at the time) but you just had to show how newbie you are.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What a perfect way to illustrate Masuda and Ohmori having shit taste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's like that or people like Cyrus wouldn't exist. I think pokemon is still dystopic, just being depressed is much harder there where you can befriend or brainwash a magical creature which will do things for you. And even just the company of a magical creature is outstanding when in comparison people use cats and dogs for that purpose

      It do be also less dystopic than earth in the sense that antagonistic teams are actually antagonistic to the pokemon society rather than just the same sick moronation with another name like it's in this society

      Other than that though, things are pretty bad, and not everyone's needs are met at all. There's just less outcasts and less depression, though the outcasts there are much stronger than they are here. And also down syndrome doesn't exist (even though the game protagonists get close)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Considering how everyone's needs are met

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a plotline/sidequest in Gen 7 I think it was about how a bunch of eevee trainers never achieved their dreams and settled into boring and miserable normal lives and you go around and beat them up. The reason the world looks so bright and rosy is because you are a 10-14 year old with the kind if supreme talent that you can live off of pokemon training, and all your friends can find a way to make a living off of pokemon too. For the Youngster Joeys of the world, the brightness and joy probably fade when they turn 18 and are now expected to pay their own way through life.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay pokemon breed with ditto only!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was also going to audition to be an idol together with two of her friends when she was a kid and gave up going with her crush because of it. Then in the end her two friends got accepted while Jessie was left with nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the story of the sister in penguindrum?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, but DP anime predates that show

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jessie wasn't poor, she ate snow for fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She says herself that she was poor when she was little and the reason why Jessie’s mom worked for TR was because she wanted money so Jessie could have a better life. Also it’s a pretty obvious contrast of James being rich while having parents that don’t care about him and Jessie being poor with no parents but her mother did care.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we all had her james

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giovannia fricked Jessie's mom and Ash's mom but he would never frick Jessie.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, but every time another person heals your Pokemon — with the exception of Pokemon Centers — they actually sexually relieve them.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How do people get pregnant, then? There's human pregnancy in Pokémon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we don't know how it happened, but your 4 months pregnant!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even remember any pregnant characters in Pokemon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Professor Burnet in SM anime was pregnant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Burnet as the other anon said and one of the NPCs you visit the ferris wheel with in gen 5 always talks to you about her progressing pregnancy and how she feels about expecting a child. Don't know her name though.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they make porn vids with pokemon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      of definitely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think it's illegal though or kind of normal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      Shudo'verse is the only canon that matters.

      This but with the PMD universe instead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        w...what don't I know?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, you know

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's this gay talking about, all this shit is straight from the anime. Fairly early on too, almost all of it is from Kanto episodes everyone has watched.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The early anime is only loosely in continuity with the rest of the series.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The early anime is only loosely in continuity with [my headcanon]
        BOOM

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Duh, it is obviosly handholding and petting, dummy!
    Man, living without these primal sexual urges in back of your mind and loving with purest love possible, truly a dream

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