Is this any good? I could go for a decent rougelite without too much action right now.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated but yeah fun

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nailed the all skips run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flush
      you didnt win

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >signs that you're about to play soulless indie pixel slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what other games use this font

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wildfire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      balatro is actually peak casinocore and full of sovl tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >peak
        >casinocore
        >soul
        >accompanied by AI slop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you wouldn't know slop if it slapped you in your moronic face, that AI pic Ganker culture, more than you'll ever be or anything you'lle ver
          frick off back to X ai hater

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            AI slopper even talks like a moronic AI. have a nice day you fricking subhuman moron. thank god that we can use filters on this website

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only game that I think is gameblecore is vampire survivor. Balatro doesn't really try to wow you with visual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vampire survivor doesn't really make you gamble

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's about the visual stimulation. Balatro is a gambling game but it's also very slow and strategic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOUR 8 FLUSHES IN A ROW FAILED?
        GEEEEE
        I WONDER WHYYYYYY?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ that hand.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw failed a run despite having $100 and 10 jokers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a real human being and thinking this image is worth sharing and being viewed by other human beings. You should feel ashamed.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rougelite
    either way, kys roguelitefrick

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"rougelite"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rougelite

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't burgers spell rogue?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the concept and like other anon said it's fun, but I feel like every run boils down to finding one of the joker that scales and then finding as many effect that multiplies the multiplier while you try to turn your deck into only having cards of one suit and rank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty nice but I'm finding it's best played in shorter sessions, if you play it for too long it starts to feel quite samey.
      Plus like every game like this you can also get a lot of runs where things go great until suddenly about 3/4 in your realise your deck is objectively unable to meet the rising score threshold.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the devs smoking crack? how in the living frick is ante 12 and above possible without cheating?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you learn how to break the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick did you get so many jokers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but take any opportunity to open or acquire more jokers, you're looking to fish for negatives and ways to (safely) turn existing jokers into negative

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skipping for negative tags, traded -1 hand size for a negative from spectral pack (I lucked out and it hit the legendary iirc) and found a couple in the shops from rerolling.

            10 jokers
            10 hand
            hold the frick up. how did you evade the penalties AND NET positive 2+ hand spaces?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              +hand size vouchers would be my guess

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's +hand space vouchers and hand space joker, which I think was one of the negatives.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skipping for negative tags, traded -1 hand size for a negative from spectral pack (I lucked out and it hit the legendary iirc) and found a couple in the shops from rerolling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get crazy econ early then go for exponential multipliers. So glass, polychrome, etc. If you wanna hit 14+ you have to get a red marker on a glass or polychrome card and copy it 5+ times with the DNA Joker or Death tarot cards (with Fool to copy Death). You also obviously want the scaling Jokers, like the one that gives you base mult for Tarot cards played and the one that gives you 0.1x exponential multiplier for every planet played. Only planet that matters to this build is Eris (Flush Five) but you still take most planets.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you mr bones for saving me from this cancerous fricking boss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get it's the whole "muh roguelike" shtick but I honestly hate some of the boss blinds straight up being "sorry you lose". I had one last night that just made every card you drew be drawn face down, essentially reducing it to pure RNG, which felt pretty fricking ass considering I had a great deck going right up to that point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's two ways to go about the boss, either have your deck to a point where you know exactly what the face down cards are or save discards for after you play a hand to get rid of the face down cards.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you sort by suit and rank sometimes you can deduct what the face down cards are (ex. If you sort by suit and some face down cards end between 2 cards of the same suit, that means those cards are of that suit)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one's bearable, hell doing a flush build and getting most of your cards debuffed is recoverable
        Now that fricking homosexual that permanently reduces the level of your hand? That one can go to hell, even after they nerfed it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit like that is the reason why I dont like making a build around one hand. Its nice to have a pocket High Card in tight situations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens when it triggers? Do you autowin the fight or does it just give you more hands?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very simple very fun. It's worth like 10 bucks. It's comfy but doesn't have a whole lot of depth

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly purple stake and above is where the game stops being fun. It's still beatable, but from that point it's at the level where you need a really good run but even then will instantly lose with one bad boss rng roll or one really bad hand rng roll. It only feels fair with completely busted decks like checkered and maybe plasma

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More challenges could be great value, or a high score/ranking system for them. Otherwise, I don’t want more, and I'd rather the dev moves on to something else.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even a story?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you love math, you will love this game.
    That's all I can say.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a joker that lets you play 6 cards a hand so you can play three pairs etc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.
      Five card hand is a hard limit, as such Flush Five (5 of the same card) is the best hand type you can play.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, because then there would have to be like 5 new hands just for one joker

        ok thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, because then there would have to be like 5 new hands just for one joker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should be, its a good idea

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i may have a problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least you arent this moron

      AI slopper even talks like a moronic AI. have a nice day you fricking subhuman moron. thank god that we can use filters on this website

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys AItard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trump lost chud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are comparing the game to crack, you're not alone.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring as frick
    Literally play any other Slay The Spire clone since this will put you to sleep as you try to reach boring symbols like numbers, instead killing beasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead killing beasts
      its a card game. The only thing you're killing is time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ruff Ghanor and Yohane The Parhelion was just released 1 day ago and both of them are more interesting card games than this boring crap and you will at least feel like youre not wasting time playing game barely more developed than Windows Solitaire and Free Cell

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          man I dont give a frick, Slay the Spire is only enjoyed by onions-chugging freaks and troons

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its enjoyed by thinking gamer males who also play turn based strategy.
            Troons play low IQ anime action games

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody who voted Biden is a thinking man and thats the playerbase of slay the spire

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's enjoyed by dim-witted gamers who think they're intelligent thinking men.
              You're playing glorified solitaire and letting the devs shirk the responsibility of designing an actual good game since you're too moronic to realize that no outcome is ever actually based on your skill as a player - you're simply being tricked into thinking they are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >strategy of building and balancing a deck for upcoming adversaries is not requiring skills
                moron zoomer raised on console shooter. You may as well reject any chess RPG or board games as requiring skills. You ARE a dimwit who has no patient to learn the basics of strategy and card games because youre zoomer brain can only consume Nintendo action games.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Playing a glorified coin-flipping simulator =/= intelligent.
                Adding more sides to your coin doesn't magically make your game deeper or more intellectually demanding.
                Again, you are being fooled into thinking that any success or failure is actually a result of either skill or planning.
                When I play a bing bing wahoo action game, my skill is being tested. I can't claim that random chance caused me to miss a jump, fall in a pit, or get struck by an enemy. When I play Call of Duty, I can't claim that the RNG caused me to shoot later than the dude who killed me first.
                When you play a deckbuilder, you will always attribute your successes to skill, and your failures to bad luck. You are being fooled into a loop of "just one more try" because the devs have designed their games to prey on the dim-witted - people who are too stupid to realize that the "game" component is merely a front.
                You might as well go play a slot machine and let me know how your "skill" holds up over there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yohane lacks a label as to which characters are which, I am not watching love live just to do their quests. And really sparse options menu. And forgot speed up options. And has garbage metaprogression that makes runs easier. And even more garbage "pay to boost just the next run" purchases like I'm simulating freemium garbage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do zoomers not play poker?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not even poker. There are cool poker games where you at least have interactions beside gameplay like Night at The Inventory, but this is just another generic rouglite card game masquarading as poker beause they didn't want to bother with creating enemies with powers and healthbars

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fantasy is gay and I'm tired of it having an irongrip on every roguelite.
          if I have to play another m'lday sire welcome traveler piece of shit again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You game is boingoingoing nyuck nyuck woop woop woop woop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's video poker, not poker. basically solitaire

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          i know it looks like poker but really it's only the hands that matter, solitaire is a much better comparison

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      slay the spire is more boring than balatro

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to transfer saves from switch to PC?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it and don't really get it.
    Basically I discard in other to get either a straight or a full house and that's the extent of strategy in play. Can't do much with jokers because of the low maximum. Boosting cards is weird because it requires a build in mind but then boosts are too infrequent to really change anything. What am I missing so far inb4 besides ur brain lol

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread nothing but crying hypersensitive sub-80 IQ troglodytes
    Is that who this game attracts, or is it just because it's British hours?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the last thread, and decide for yourself:

      [...]

      This is the High Card of Balatro threads. Unfortunate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a theory people just whitelist words like 'is this good?' just so they can frick up threads and destroy actual discussion.

        Compare asking if a games good to an OP just saying the name of the game.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does it make sense to skip blinds?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it gives you something good like a negative joker or 40 money
      never for packs, just get those from shop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never for packs, just get those from shop.
        Well.. if your first small blind offers a jester pack, you'd skip that?
        I think it's just good thinking what you'll get from a fight (cash, do you have upgradable jokers? how badly do you want to see a shop?) and comparing it to the skip rewards. It's not that complex.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost always skip the blind if it gives you the tag that makes the next set of cards and packa in the shop free.
      More than once, i ve gotten two in a row on the first ante and I can just beat the first boss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tag is good (like negative joker)
      Small blind in higher difficulties don't have a cash reward
      There's a boss blind that disables cards you've used during that ante level

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost pulled off a high card run, needed more chip boosters though

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moronic, how do you win with the black deck asides from getting really lucky?
    The -1 hand per round means that you get frickall money to actually buy any jokers to fill the 6 slots, so I ultimately end up just hitting New Run over and over as I keep getting hosed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to fix your econ early with an econ Joker. Once you get past the early game Hands barely matter outside of the Money since you usually one shot or don't win at all.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me how to use the stencil joker. It gives big mults but without jokers to boost chips or give you some initial mult to multiply it seems kinda shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pick up other Jokers until you've heavily upgraded your cards. X3+a couple +chips or +mults is a lot better than X5+frick all

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has never affected me too much
      If you don't win on the first hand anyways you can just move your shit around after seeing the triggers

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roguelike card game

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been malding over this screen for two days
    If I cant beat ante 8 with the red deck then i'm removing this fricking game from my steam library, i wont even demand a refund

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flush
      found your problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      w0w
      zippety zamn bros, I'm feeling good about this run already
      how should I best take advantage of this?

      holy gigaballs! i can't believe my luck
      This is it bros, this is the run

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did he mean by this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Balatro is not DPI aware and renders at lower resolution. Set pic related above to balatro.exe and get a clearer image from native resolution

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do Aces count as face cards?

        holy shit
        an actual schizo post!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          does it have a face

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't get some good +mult jokers by ante 2 in gold stakes, you're fricked. And you can't even afford them if you don't reroll a hundred times to get good tags in ante 1.
    It doesn't feel skill based because unlike slay the spire, there aren't actually good decisions to make. Often it is simply impossible.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost 7am and I've been playing Balatro all night, how the frick do I win with the black deck, I've won with red/blue/yellow/green/nebula/abandoned but I can't get this c**t to work. I always choke before the third ante, I just can't build hands worth shit with the hand reduction. I try aggressively discarding, I try spacing out my discards while using mediocre hands, I try playing shit hands like pairs and high card while saving my discards for the final hand. All bunk.

    I don't even want to play this deck, I just want the checkered deck for flush memes. The idea of an extra Joker slot seems fun, but whatever the first Joker that turns up in the shop is usually doesn't help at all, and by the time I lose I'm still 2-3 Jokers away from using that extra slot anyways.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a money joker and then try to build a one shot one kill deck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've beaten the first three stakes with black, it's not that big an issue.
      As mentioned all good builds one-shot anyway. And an extra joker makes that a lot easier.
      As always, you should desperately hunt for multi (or good +chips) in antes 1-2. Leftover discards don't pay you, so be aggressive with them. Nothing particularly special.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who has unlocked the erratic deck for beating orange stake? is it any good? i played it for a little while and beat green stake with it, but its far less wacky than i was hoping for.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun deck. Because you end up with lots of different rank cards, it's good for full house, 3/4/5 of a kind builds.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it really heats up at green stake. Beat red stake with all the basic decks (except black) and now onto green but it's a different beast

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get joker that gains mult whenever you destroy face cards
    >fight boss that debuffs face cards
    >destroy two of them with hanging man
    >joker doesn't get powered up because debuffed cards don't count apparently
    FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICK

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >right now
    But anon, you never play actual video games. Easy and lazy garbage is all you play.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s digital crack wrapped in a stylish package.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    w0w
    zippety zamn bros, I'm feeling good about this run already
    how should I best take advantage of this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spam face cards, I'd imagine

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread reminder: those who hate ai art are leftists. mock them and hate them and remind them TWNBAW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you have a street to be shitting in, Pajeet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a-anyone calling me out for defending a corporation is j-just a troony leftist!
      Cope, seethe and dilate you goddamn chink homosexual

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy gigaballs! i can't believe my luck
    This is it bros, this is the run

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a straight with skips Joker
    >Got a multi on repeat hands Joker
    >Two-shot every blind
    >Boss blind is cards face down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the fug is double tag

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doubles the next tag you get from a skip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You save it for the next time you see a Negative tag.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would (you) improve the game anons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add Pomni Joker.
      Add Pomni sexo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      balatro + pic rel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      another song

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black deck
    >get a full house build going pretty well
    >ante 5 boss
    >get no full houses and lose (had a two pair though!!!)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The -1 hand is brutal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I even found the planet card that upgraded ALL hands at once.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >140x mult
    >Still not even close
    I greatly underestimated the ante scaling. If I had like any base mult cards I think I would at least survive to the next one.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm addicted to it

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use nebula deck
    >get a few nice jokers for a one pair run
    >get nothing to level up one pair until the ante 4 boss and then die like a b***h anyway because it's the wall

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