is this game supposed to be fricking impossible to play for a boomer who sucks at video games? I&#039...

is this game supposed to be fricking impossible to play for a boomer who sucks at video games? I'm about to rage quit this shit

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by kraid
    literally how
    if you weren't filtered by corpius you should be able to beat kraid

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Corpius took me around 30 attempts but at least there isn't a billion projectiles to dodge all the time. I didn't expect this to be so fricking hard.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dodge
        Shoot them dipshit. They are destructible and give health and missiles .
        Did you forget that was a thing in every Kraid fight?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro you know you can destroy them for pickups right

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Corpius took me around 30 attempts
        Yeah you're fricked.
        Games become a lot harder as you progress.
        T. currently wienerblocked by this mofo.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          this guy is easy as hell if you shinespark him during phase 2

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            FRICK I KNEW THAT EMPTY WINDTUNNEL AFTER THE BULLETHELL HAD A PURPOSE
            still beat him though

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dodge
        Dude fricking shot the nails and balls, you literally regain more hp than you can lose

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    git gud
    havent played it btw, fpbp, /thread, checkem

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's only hard if you don't expect it to be hard and play carelessly
    focus on avoiding damage more than dealing damage, shoot his projectiles instead of dodging them

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep at it and learn the patterns of his attacks. The later bosses get much harder.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >run around and jump while shooting his projectiles for free ammo and health
    >missile his mouth while standing completely stationary
    >phase 2
    >charge shot his projectiles
    >jump over the poison ball
    >jump up the spikes
    >spam missles
    if you died more than twice to kraid, you're just dumb.

    t. 30 year old that grew up on castlevania, contra, and mega man.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is b8.
    There is no Metroid game that is actually hard.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the opposite, your legacy boomer knowledge should give you an advantage

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >op fishes for a bait webm
    cool thread. Anyway, anyone else do the early grapple beam and morph ball bomb and beat Kraid with it?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find this room and bomb the corner to open up the shortcut. You can jump out of a slide so wall jump up to the ledge and roll right.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I somehow missed this twice.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Problem solve. That's all life is about. Take a break, evaluate the objective and figure out what you're doing wrong with the options available to you.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >took me like a whole day to beat O&S on my first Dark Souls playthrough
    Meh, that's probably normal

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer here. Finished it 100% in 8 hours. Literally don't get why people have trouble with this one.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's pretty easy to move out the way of the flame while still spamming shots. You can also sometimes just aim straight for the mouth with missiles and cover quite a few of the projectiles. The bone nails and belly balls can be destroyed with multiple regular shots from what I recall. Dodge the triple spikey blast with morph; time the staggered spikey blast to jump up on to them before they puncture the wall. Prioritize getting the counter.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Took me like 20 tries but I beat it.

    This game is full of casual-filters so I don't expect the average Boomer/Zoomer to be able to beat it.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >none of the bosses are hard
    >the EMMI is basically a non-issue and may as well not exist
    >checkpoints out the ass so you can immediately retry
    >the game basically forces you onto the right path 90% of the time
    And yet people are still having issues. Just how much easier do games need to be for some of you?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>none of the bosses are hard
      That's just untrue.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>checkpoints out the ass so you can immediately retry
      I wonder how much my game experience was actually affected by how I didn't use a single checkpoint. I am pretty sure it improved my overall experience a fair bit but I don't know.

      I was worried that retries might have added to the in-game counter or that they in the game might have even had a death counter.
      So I just reloaded from the last save every time. Save rooms are really frequent in the game anyway.

      Honestly. The check points do make the game worse. I kind of wish the check points weren't a thing in hardmode at least.
      And the EMMI rooms, while I agree are basically a non-issue, were actually a bit scary when you knew that getting caught could send you back further than the EMMI room entrance.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I was worried that retries might have added to the in-game counter or that they in the game might have even had a death counter.
        >So I just reloaded from the last save every time
        wow. an actual moron
        >tedium made it better
        god damn

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the last boss took me 2 hours and I've beaten every other 2d metroid, it would of took an hour if I had learnt later super bombs kill the sun ball.
      I felt it was pretty fun how hard they've made this to the other games that handhold you all the way though

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why everyone says this game is so hard. I beat it last night and I died to a couple of bosses one time and the final boss like two times.

        Didn't even know you could do that, that's cool. I just dodged the attacks though, its not THAT hard.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah previous games you could brute force most bosses without worrying about health, but you have to try to dodge in dread. I like it.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't. It can't even really be called a dodge without iframes.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I went into all the metroid games blind so I could imagine there is tonnes of crazy skips and 10 minute speedruns

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say they are "hard", but they can definitely be frustrating if you don't get the patterns down. I have never felt like bosses pulled some RNG bullshit or one shot me out of the blue, they always have the same phases, highly readable tells, and patterns. Some require quick reflexes but nothing has been twitch heavy so far. the quick checkpoints are necessary due to the high amount of deaths every player will have trying to play through the game. I have a feeling there would be a lot more crying about "artificial difficulty" and "unfair bullshit" if they didn't have the checkpoints.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao I just got to kraid too and noped out of there. need more energy

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was nearly filtered by the lava core dude. I legit spent an hour or more.
    The first time robot chozo showed up I thought it was a parry puzzle and not just missile it to death. I think they're bad at showing when you're actually hurting bosses in this game.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: if it's not fun stop. You are getting memed hard. This is a twitchy action game with a metroid skin on it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metroid has always been a challenging action game series. Nintendo even labels Metroid as action games. Just because there's platforming and exploration with a brooding atmosphere doesn't mean it's not mainly an action game when you're shooting things 90% of the time.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zero mission is fast as frick

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah dude just sequence break and constantly do frame perfect shinesparks and the game is super fast!

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You may want to go to the doctor, OP. There is a high possibility you have severe brain damage.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do you get filtered by kraid? is this a bait post or are you literally down syndrome

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, kraid requires the most actual dodging in the game up to that point
      if you don't have your bob and weave on point yet, it takes getting used to
      especially in stage 2 on that tiny platform

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I died once then literally destroyed him
    Such an easy fight lmao
    Spam rockets while destroying his toenails, and only use charge shots to his belly

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep going anon, never give up!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the white/light blue suit stayed around longer

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        It dominated the official art and is dominating fan art too.

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boomer
    >can't play metroid
    cavemans aren't boomers. That said, let me highlight the fact that Kraid gets to abortion punch samus if she dangles in the grapple tile for too long in the second phase. That feels great after jobbing hard for all these decades.

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the second phase, you can just stand and shoot stuff he throws at you to recover your energy.
    When it's full, go up and deal some damage, then go back down and heal again.

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they recycle the same bosses over and over?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley isn't in this one. I think Kraid is the only returning boss and his attacks are changed up from the usual fights.

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who's never played Metroid before, should I get this game?

    I love the genre but never really actually played Metroid itself. Am I missing out on story/will that kill my enjoyment?

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