is this peak female character design?

is this peak female character design?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Raven Black Hair
    >Light Colored Eyes
    >Pale Snow White Skin
    >Dainty Noble Skinny Body Build
    Yeah, I'm thinking sex. I will now buy your game just like I bought Dragon Age and The Witcher.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pale Snow White Skin

      She isn't pale

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will now buy your game just like I bought Dragon Age and The Witcher.
      >Dragon Age
      you were so close op try again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dare I say it? Made for an aryan human male OoD Paladin of Selune

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dried cumstains on face & neck
        cucks surely love this guy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now play your game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canon Shadowheart has white hair

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a sloped head dude.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why'd they make her so fricked up? it's such a bait and switch. i swear to god whoever designed her must've had a cuckolding or corruption fetish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you have to go down the shar route to learn about all that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean not really. I don't know what people are looking at to think that she's fricked up. If you date her normally and are loyal to her she is completely loyal to you and has the most vanilla sweetest romance in the game, and her ending is sweet as well, she is literally as girly as it gets with the whole loving flowers and gardening and shit like that. IF you flirt with everyone like a manprostitute and/or hurt her feelings by practically cheating on her she tells you (potentially out of anger, might not even be true) that you weren't her first anyways. That's not cuckshit at all lmao. But I guess if you consider everyone who's not a complete virgin cuckshit then I can't help you for being a insecure homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's into orgies and bear wiener. Give it up, Shadowchud.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope, you are just mentally deranged and will never see a vegana. She's the most romanced character and won over everyone. Shadowchuddette won.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She won Halsin's wiener up her ass.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not on my playthrough, since shadowchuddie only wants Halsin if you tell her that you are interested in him in front of her. Do your parents know you are gay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would she ever ask you if you're interested in halsin? the dialogue is honestly the worst part of this game.
                i want to find out about how gale got stuck inside a rock and then he starts thinking i'm gay what the frick? did the writer stop to think about how far of a jump that is?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't happen to me, I was completely platonic with Halsin and everyone else other than Shadowchuddie and didn't get her asking me about anyone else ever. You probably accidentally picked some dialogue option that prompted her to think you want a threesome with them. The game does easily allow you to spiral in romances with everyone (except for shadowchuddie) with the exception of the completely bugged ones like Mintharas

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It only happens if you have a fling flag set with Halsin.
                Instead of forcing you to pick only her she's okay sharing with Halsin, which is admittedly odd.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which is admittedly odd.
                Who could say no that face?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          mindbroken cuckold

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ywn have orgy with magic elf bawd and a bear, why even live

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the happy ending is the one where she hides her past from you
        uhh...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're not a cuck if you DON'T KNOW she got cummed inside by a thousand men and beasts
          the absolute cope

          >Cheat on Shadowchuddie
          >Shadowchuddie seethes and tells you she doesn't care (copium) and she had lovers before you
          >Get a mental breakdown and start crying on Ganker
          Why are chuddies like this? I was loyal to my Shadowchuddie and she's loyal to me, sounds like a skill problem.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not a cuck if you DON'T KNOW she got cummed inside by a thousand men and beasts
        the absolute cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean if you cheat on your partner your soul shall be eternally chewed by satan as you scream in agony forever imprisoned in the scorching infernal abyss anyways

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy cope

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Reddit
          >Holy
          >Cope
          have a nice day.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the mindset of the kind of people making this game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH NO NO NO NO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, posts like that make me really think about not playing vidya anymore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well said.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...Oath Status?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a vengeance chad thoughbeit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't belong in Ganker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get what is so wrong with letting people enjoy what they got from her. Literally nothing but the most wholesome of dialogue about telling stories to our future children and how she wants to be with you forever. Not a single hint that she ever wants anyone else but you.
        If I wasn't so addicted to Ganker I would literally have no idea this other shit even exists.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was away from 4shit while I was doing my first Paladin Vengeance Chad literally Robert Pattinson playthrough and the romance was sweet as frick and vanilla. I didn't even realize there was any seething about muh cuckshit since I didn't see any and there was none on any other social media. I always surprise myself with how mentally ill this site is, they intentionally pick bad options and seethe that it can happen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like a skill issue to me. you were supposed to fix her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that they made the faces in game look like deal people. Real people have fricked up faces sometimes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was talking about her romance, not her chud face

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    her eyes should have been blue and her boobs upgraded to double D, some freckles would also have been nice.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man, baybee.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wish gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I'd suck his dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play it now, or should I wait for patches, how broken it is at the moment?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 & 2 are for the most part in good shape. Getting through those can take you like a week if you take your time. A patch fixing issues with act 3 will probably be out by then but you'll have to wait until much later for the cut content to be restored. Due to entire sections of act 3 getting axed some character arcs and romances give you a bad end because the key quests were cut from the game thus never giving you the flags for completing their quest line for their good ends.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be if she were a bit younger. Still the best girl in bg3 but she has nothing on characters such as Mission from Kotor since she's actually young.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's like 25 in half-elf years

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, so too old by at least a decade.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sweet loyal virgin trad wife

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still in early act 2, where do you get that outfit? or is it dyed?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's in the very city of Baldur's Gate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ass clips through the dress

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best part!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a trip schizo
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/a-m-B5WxQlKE8z6menymTg/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trip
        >Schizo
        >B4k
        have a nice day.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make a mod that gives her a normal nose and I'm in

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't get past how bad her body looks even though i love everything else about her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gith are way too wiry looking. I take them seriously as a rule because they're meant to be strong warriors but are built like their arms would just rip off if you pulled gently.
        Plus their noses don't even look like they're meant to be that way. Like someone did a simple scale job in a model sculptor and left the warped texture as is.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight bangs are shit, litterally only fat faced asiatic women and incels think that looks good.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only somewhat normal character in a sea of homos
    >morons who have never played any other games treat her like she's a goddess

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    every woman in Witcher 3 mogs this short haired c**t from a cringe game.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >read anon comment about game allowing up to two partners
    >treat all girls nice for two girl harem
    >karlach jumps on me first, don't care much assuming second partner is still open
    >shadowheart doesn't want to do anything with me anymore
    Is the two partner part a lie? Do I have to reload or is it still salvageable for shadowheart ending?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's only willing to share the player with Halsin the gay bear.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The relationships still have a lot of bugs and there'll probably be a lot of changes and restored content with the upcoming massive Patch 1 that Swen talked about and they've been working on for the past 20 days since release. But from what I've seen during my and my gfs playthrough tldr is you can only share the origin romance options (Shadowheart, Karlach, Laezel, Gale, Astarion, Wyll) with Halsin and other Non-Origin romances, if you try to share between two origin characters they get angry at each other and force you to pick one. TLDR: You can't do something like Astarion+Gale romance or Shadowheart+Laezel, but you can do Astarion+Halsin or Shadowheart+Halsin

        Damn, guess it's reload or wait for harem mod patch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder why. Fricking b***h.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          because that's how they designed it. one origin character, except gale + the gay bear

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. Astarion and Shadowheart are the only companions willing to get BEARed. Shadowchuds are seething about it to this day.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              post proof troony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Made for BIG BEAR wiener

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic? post other companions refusing to share with the gay bear

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only ones open to it are Astarion (man bawd) and Shadowheart (woman bawd)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure thing troony. i might've believed you if i haven't actually played the game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
                SHADOWCUTE CUUUUUUTTEEE WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME
                YOU ARE AN OBESSED KEK CUUUUCCKKKKKK VIRGIN, SHE'S MY PURE TRAD WIFE FROM NOW ON ONLY MY HEADCANNON MATTERS

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are incels afraid of a woman that is not a virgin?

              Who cares what incels are afraid of

              post proof troony

              What the frick is wrong with wojakposters.
              >Incel, chud, troony, homosexual!!!!
              have a nice day.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't need to quote

                Who cares what incels are afraid of

                as they're going against first post.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The relationships still have a lot of bugs and there'll probably be a lot of changes and restored content with the upcoming massive Patch 1 that Swen talked about and they've been working on for the past 20 days since release. But from what I've seen during my and my gfs playthrough tldr is you can only share the origin romance options (Shadowheart, Karlach, Laezel, Gale, Astarion, Wyll) with Halsin and other Non-Origin romances, if you try to share between two origin characters they get angry at each other and force you to pick one. TLDR: You can't do something like Astarion+Gale romance or Shadowheart+Laezel, but you can do Astarion+Halsin or Shadowheart+Halsin

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you can share your waifu only with a male
        >you can't share her with a female
        How can a game be so gay?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would you want to share her with anyone

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How else build a harem?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit.... polyCVCKS BTFO.... larian promotes healthy monogamous relationships... the vvest has risen.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this has to be the most pathetic cringe game i ever saw.
    reading through these posts is just sad.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowussy is a worthy contender and #2

    #1 is still Yennefer obviously

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In terms of appearance+character for me it's the holy trinity of Yennefer/Morrigan/Shadowheart. I just wish that Origins had a remastered or a big mod overhaul that made Morrigan look like she does in Inquisition. Her eyes are so fricking sexo in that game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's not even best girl in her own series

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't even the best redhead in her game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Triss is a prostitute

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Triss is a prostitute
            wrong redhead. Best redhead is Cerys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's not even best girl in her own series

      These are cool but Ciri is best and her breasts are smaller than Shadowpussy's

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frog is way moe fun

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you ever share your gf with another man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheartgays can't get it up otherwise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Halsin would never act like that. He'd happily want you to watch (and probably lick his balls) and that would be 100% in character for him.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros.......... is it just me or........... shadowheart is a g*dd*mn smokeshow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rotting ugly roast with a shitty haircut
    No.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about the frogussy though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHUCK, you believe you can survive without ME?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd sneed Laezel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad nose
      >always complaining
      >can't even say thank you after saving her two times
      No thanks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grabs him by the throat

        Back the frick off!?!?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowcute!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      off model art better than a render

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the idea of making her hair white if she aligns with Selune was a genius move.
      Now she has two kino designs appealing to the biggest crowd possible.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it remain black if you stay with shar? I went back to try it but she said something about changing her appearance.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is as good as western game female characters can get.
    Meanwhile in JP:

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally doesn't even look human, and since it's japshit you just know there is no romance in the actual game, only degenerate cuck doujinshi.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dddd cup
      >15 cubic meters of ass
      >thin everything else
      >anime face
      Four horsemen of absent taste.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly she's the most mid elf I've ever seen

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game with 120 hours played and never once saw any cuck shit mentioned or implied, you guys are full of shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much like the gay stuff, you have to go looking for it intentionally.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you consider talking to any man ever as "looking for it" then yeah, sure.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how evil can you be in this game? can you kill everyone?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can be a complete nutcase, it's definitely less developed than the intended "good" path but it's still really fun if you like playing a evil schizoid. I'd say compared to games like KotOR, Fallout, Dragon Age, Mass Effect the evil choices are much more brutal and hilarious. Some of the shit you can do to people is just deranged and reminds me of Deus Ex and Alpha Protocol psycho options

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can be a deranged Bhaal worshipper serial killer. I think the most fricked up thing I did was:
      >playing dark urge
      >kill all tieflings and druids of the grove because evil drow Minthara promises me hot steamy sex if I do it
      >kill them, NOT JUST THE MEN BUT THE WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN TOO!
      >have the sex I was promised
      >after sex cuddling reveals that hot drow woman is kinda afraid of me
      >urge compels me to break her fricking neck
      >do it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your character looks like a giant gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, I made him myself.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way Larian doesn't release a large DLC like Blood & Wine for this game, right? Swen literally said they expected a 100k peak on steam and got 875k instead. It would be such a moronic decision not to throw out a 25 dollar DLC that extends and develops the world more.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well d&d has it up to lvl20, but I would expect dlc to be at least in 3 years if they didn't plan to do it since the start

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be kino af, a massive new area to explore and further developing all the companions and potentially adding new ones, while giving some insane power level kino up to lvl 20.

        They said no post release content

        Yeah but they said that before the game released, and at that point they were stressed out and expecting the game to potentially even flop because of long EA and large AAA team they had to get for it. It exploded in popularity and they obviously didn't expect it. Chances are they change their mind, and honestly it would be smarter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It exploded in popularity and they obviously didn't expect it.
          lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh? Swen himself said they expected a peak of 100-200k players and they literally cried tears of joy and relief at seeing the game hit top ten most popular games of all time on steam.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Swen can humblebrag all he wants but the game had a huge fricking following this whole time and Divinity Original Sin 2 sold 5 to 7 million copies. Not to mention that the game exploded in popularity after the bear stream marketing campaign.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The bear stream was not a big of a deal as you think it was, the most popular video regarding it on YouTube was Moistcritikal's and it had like 1 million views. The game exploded on mouth of word from everyone talking about it on social media on the day of release. There was no indication that the game would reach the levels of Elden Ring and Hogwarts of Legacy, vidya that broke the internet with amount of discussion and posts about them when they released because of various drama. Obviously BG3 would at least do as good as DOS2 (100-200K players peak) but it was never expected that it'd be this popular lol.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://nordic.ign.com/baldurs-gate-iii/69419/news/baldurs-gate-3-shoots-up-steam-top-sellers-list-after-bear-sex-reveal
                what in the frick are you on about my man

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game was in top 10 sellers list before the bear sex livestream, and it did not reach top 1 globally until the release. You have no idea what you are talking about. You can easily track the growth of Reddit/TikTok/Twitter/YouTube/Google metrics related to Larian Studios and BG3 and see that the bear stream gave a minimal spike. On day of release huge ecelebs and biggest journos started shilling it and especially the drama with the whole "No DLCs, no Microtransactions, Singleplayer, Other devs are crying about the game for being so hecking good" exploded with Asmongold and ActMan and others making videos about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said no post release content

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are incels afraid of a woman that is not a virgin?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares what incels are afraid of

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly it's because non-virgins are more likely to cheat on you and divorce you. You're stacking the odds against your own happiness if you go for used goods. Then, a large part of it is purely emotional, most men would prefer to be their partner's first. Most men aren't cucks, so they don't enjoy the thought of their woman being dicked by someone else, even if it happened in the past. Then there are the social aspects, the exes may still be around and they're can easily make things more complicated.

      Does this answer your question?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the other hand, it's possible that the woman has zero sex drive or is a closeted lesbian if she's a virgin past 20

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what I'm seeing is that you're just insecure.

        Every point you brought up has the underlying message that you are afraid how you stack up to other men. Likely because you simply believe you have nothing to offer over other men and are praying for a girl who doesn't know any better.

        Well, guess you can move to a third world country where you can just buy a wife. Would require you to slum it for a bit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Every point you brought up has the underlying message that you are afraid how you stack up to other men
          Not him but you need to learn how to read.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't bother anon the "ur just insecure" shit is just the default response whenever someone doesn't want a non-virgin
            he didn't even read it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course people are insecure when marriages and relationships are anything but secure. Have you seen the divorce rates? And the courts do not treat men fairly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You unironically sound like a man who enjoys cuckolding.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If that was your post, then you sound like the type of guy who would actually get cucked.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guys like you always make this mistake of falling for the insecurity meme.
          Enjoy getting cucked, anon.
          After all it would be insecure to not let your girlfriend go to the bar with her male friends without you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but almost no women are virgins and zero beautiful women are. You might be able to find an ogre virgin but that's about it.

            If a decent looking woman is a virgin and unmarried, you should take that as a warning sign. She definitely has no true interest in having sex with ANY dude.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If a decent looking woman is a virgin and unmarried, you should take that as a warning sign
              it's this exqct kind of thinking that pushes a lot of women to prostitute out immediately to look more desirable
              I remember lurking in some CC threads many years ago (before it got infested with troons) and being shocked that women were talking about virginity in the exact same way as a guy, wanting to lose it as soon as possible because they didn't wanna look weird and literally saying shit like "guys don't want virgins, right? I really wanna lose it so I can get a boyfriend"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't you moron. A normal woman will end up having a crush on a dude, frick him and date him, and then the relationship will probably end at some point like in most cases.

                Same thing would have happened to you if you weren't an ugly autist. You would meet some cute girl, you'd like each other and start dating, then eventually break up. A handsome dude that's past 20 and a virgin either secretly likes dicks or has no interest in romance

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                a whole lot of projection there bud
                just because you are starved for a crumb of pussy and would throw yourself at any prostitute who shows you attention doesn't mean everyone else doesn't have standards
                you think attractive people frick constantly just because they have the opportunity? no moron
                it's ugly women who frick every man who wants them, to raise their self-esteem
                to attractive people, getting hit on is common and mundane, they don't spread their legs/unzip their pants for everyone
                it's like how ugly women are statistically likelier to cheat on you

                tldr: if you had b***hes hit on you regularly you wouldn't wanna frick them, sperg

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                dude I didn't say everybody throws themselves at everyone, not even sure how you managed to build a strawman that big from my reply. a normal person will date someone they have a crush on, it's natural. goodlooking people easily start relationships with people they're into

                It's not normal to not have a crush on anybody ever and never date in your 20's unless you're ugly as frick or autistic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not even sure how you managed to build a strawman that big from my reply
                the fricking irony considering you're the one who first wrote "Same thing would have happened to you if you weren't an ugly autist" when I made no mention to any aspect of myself but ok lmao
                >It's not normal to not have a crush on anybody ever and never date in your 20's
                oh? now we're raising the age to 20-30?
                because before you said "past 20", implying that a girl who starts fricking at 20 is a freak

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clerics are so fricking shit in this game. Shadowheart is permabenched now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are you using her? Clerics are for buffing, debuffing, healing, and etc.?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's incredibly strong in act 2. But yeah Clerics are pretty mid when you compare them to Fighters, Barbs, Pallys, Bards, and Rogues.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its "moron compares hybrid support class with specialized class that only does one thing" episode again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, light cleric has good AOEs, buffs and spirit guardians is good too

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can break her

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you remove the shit on her eyes yet

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I convinced Shart to reject Shar and spare the Nightsong giving up her dreams.
    Yes I convinced Shart to kill her parents and not get back her memories.
    Yes I convinced Shart we're gonna settle down and have multiple kids and a farm.
    Yes I convinced Shart that she can only rely on me and has to be emotionally dependent on me as the last thing she's got in this realm apart from the bear in our stables.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow white human male two-handed fighter enjoyer. It is the duty of every red-blooded man to impregnate a elven beauty with 15+ kids.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow white human male two-handed fighter enjoyer. It is the duty of every red-blooded man to impregnate a elven beauty with 15+ kids.

      never thought id see something this based on Ganker before

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is peak female character design.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peak female is a man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry your trans obsession ruins women for you, hope you get better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grandma voice

      I love my wife Shadowheart!

      Well said.

      ...Oath Status?

      >"Well, hello my lover"
      The purest trad loyal waifu. I love her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grandma voice
        It is 2 pack a day voice and it's hot AF

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing your waifu should put into her mouth is your morning wood, like Shadowwife does, not pack of cigarettes.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I'll bite. Is this meant to be an ironic thread? At what point did trannies suddenly become "attractive"? Like wtf?

    You gays really need to get outside for some fresh air, like holy shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ironic
      >troony
      >gay
      >Fresh Air
      >Like
      >Like
      have a nice day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Turns questions into statements.
        You're not as smart as you think. And you ultimately failed to actually address the question. Deconstructing blank statements is one thing, but a question, especially one based on a stated paradox involving those statements, needs to be answered for there to be anything there other you feltching your own butthole with Lil' Bobby, your trained sex gerbil.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like, just like. Like homosexual troony like chud incel like npc pozzed woke joos sex nazi chud.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Like, just like. Like homosexual troony like chud incel like npc pozzed woke joos sex nazi chud.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cute cat

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    perchance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      love from kazakhstan

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart is still just a knockoff of Viconia.

    Like seriously, who the frick thought it was a good idea to make a female cleric of Shar and make her the only straight waifubait character (unless you're into green and slimy chicks with no nose).

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she half Giraffe or something?

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-1-now-live_87

    PATCH 1 IS OUT BROS EVROPA IS SAVED
    >PATCH 1 IS OUT BROS EVROPA IS SAVED
    PATCH 1 IS OUT BROS EVROPA IS SAVED
    >PATCH 1 IS OUT BROS EVROPA IS SAVED

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-1-now-live_87
      >black text on black background
      wtf is this shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fixed the dialogue flow when dating Minthara.
      LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOO PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Made Minthara's camp top ever-so-slightly less revealing.
      they ruined the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even see what it looks like since I BTFO minthara in both playthroughs. What is it like?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I don't see why it needs to be changed thoughbeit, unless you can see the nipple or something?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't think you could

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think nipples/areolas are visible with it if you use it with other characters

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are her boobs being held up by anti-gravity magic force field? If not, then maybe that's why it was changed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that man face
            bruh

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              asians and mixed peepo are not the target audience. sorry bro. minthara is for white chads with strong jaws only

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >character automatically filters incels
              If her pregnancy stuff is fixed she might actually top laezel as a romance option

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            just checked, pic related is after the patch
            honestly can't tell what changed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love my wife Shadowheart!

              Well said.

              Shadowhandholdingmissionarysex!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Minthara looks like an old man.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              she also sounds like one
              doesn't have a wiener though, i checked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yfw updates start censoring instead of restoring content
        definitive edition bros...

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New patch out bros, new content or just fixes?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking massive, lots of bug fixes that retroactively fix and show content that was not shown because of bugs. We won.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3.7GB patch
    bros...........

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Storagelet bros..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its over.................... I can't wait for Patch II, supposedly that one will focus on performance that should help my 1060 poorgay pc handle the city better

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly convinced everyone who likes SH is a zoomer. Her bangs exemplify the zoomer middle part, she's the zoomer final form.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit moron, zoomers are probably the biggest Ganker users right now since majority of zoomers are in the 17-25 age category while all the millenials and boomers either left the site or roped by now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant gigazoomers, the kind of zoomers who do the middle part.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hime cuts are millenialcore.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well said.

      [...]
      [...]
      Shadowhandholdingmissionarysex!

      My favorite hobby is Shadowhurting

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does shadowcute look so sexy when she's bloody and bruised... bdsm rough maledom with shadowcute in the camp while the rest are crying and seething due to us being too loud...

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living a nice quiet life with my Shadowife!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOO DURGE DON'T DO IT

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best friends

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Whatever comes, I'm ready". Fell in love right there.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you cure her fear of wolves?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor here, I prescribed myself at a minimum half a hour of handholding and cuddling every day with shadowcute to help her with her traumas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 hours of wolf knotting daily should revert the fear into obsession.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets over it naturally as the game progresses and by the time you get to the house of grief she says she isn't scared of them anymore. Kino classic RPG story trope.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeat her cult
    >Meet her childhood "friend"
    >It's a troon
    LMAO

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only downside of Shadowbest is that she's a half-elf. But nothing that can't be fixed by breeding the elf out with your strong human genes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The default human is a Black person with an afro. While both elf and half elf are blond/brown haired white chads. Elves have literally always been a yt peepo thing in fantasy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half-elves are honourary Aryans (this includes Elves). A half-elf is a beautiful blessing.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made Shadowheart sleep with the incubus. She get any unique dialogue later on?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's an incubus in the game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it take's the shape of Raphael's demon form in the house of hope. You or any of your companions can frick it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, but Can i watch Shadowheart frick him?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and the demon can take a male or female form depending on what you choose. One of the most graphic sex scenes in the game

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But does it take a form of werewolf as well?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              My Shadowheart is a prude, She didn't even want to sleep with the drow twins, just my character. No idea why is it like that for me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She'll only refuse the drow twins if she hasn't slept with you yet. The demon scene can be done by controlling any character, so she can do it as well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick would you do that
      what is wrong with shadowgays

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        think you can make a companion frick haarlep and then switch characters and kill him while he has no amour in the middle of the sex scene. pretty funny

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. She had a lot of hot lesbian sex before meeting your human male wiener. And that's hot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where does she say anything about untying knots with her tongue? Never got that dialogue

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomerspeak

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goth mommies are NOT trad, you stupid chuds

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I have the broken moonlantern and it says it needs a pixie or something. Am I not supposed to have a pixie when going through the shadow lands for the first time?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, you have to find one

      Where does she say anything about untying knots with her tongue? Never got that dialogue

      she never does, it's some cuck's projections

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'm abandoning my act 1 playthrough. Here are my options, help me pick

    >Dragonborn OOV paladin, defend grove during siege, romance Lae'zel, try to be Mean Good, let companions make their own decisions and kill them if they fall short
    >Evil tempest Cleric/storm sorcerer of Tiamat. Kill the weak and dominate the strong.
    >Dark Urge redemption Monk. I guess Shadowheart idc
    >Play as Wyll, romance Karlach

    For reference the run I completed was a classic max charisma Tiefling Bard with Karlach as my bae. I did get cucked by Wyll at the end

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      minthara romance run

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play as Wyll, romance Karlach
      >buck broken

      Do not pick Karlach as a romance. You will regret it in the third act during one of the sex scenes when she straight up manhandles you and fricks you with a strap-on. I had to restart the save and just end the romance by telling her I just want to stay as friends.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a Western game girl she's alright

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fricks lawful good human male paladins

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide on hair for my chad paladin elf help

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. This is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wings too small for winglock.
      >shitty horns not built for horn pulling doggystyle
      what a shitty succubus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        horns not built for horn pulling doggystyle
        anon if you had looked at her crotch you would have noticed it's not her who's gonna get doggied

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And? i am still gonna frick it regardless if it has a dick or not.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's not gonna let you top, bro

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              (Athletics check succeeded) she doesn't get to chose what she does, i do

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shamsiel doesn't have a dick u homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take that back, Shamsiel is the greatest character in all of fiction

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a winglet

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Shadowpubes is almost perfect. (could be bushier)

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mizora just offered to have hot devil sex with me, will this anger shadowheart (my loyal wife so far) if I accept?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you cheat on Shadowheart, you're playing the game wrong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart tells you it's fine, she literally knows you want lots of sex and isn't jealous or upset.

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