Wow finally! A woman in my room. Sit down sit down and please ignore the tissuds in that corner of the room. The tendies are in the microwave. Shat do you think about Neon Genesis Evangelion.
I'm so starved for the female touch that I'd likely be pitching a tent if a murderous woman entered my house. Doesn't even need to be pretty, just an average fricking woman and I'd be stabbed to death while I'm still rock hard. How do I fix myself this year guys
>How do I fix myself this year guys
Just remember that there's a massive amount of the population that is equally as touched-starved and as big a shut-in as you. A number of those people are also extremely attractive.
What I'm trying to say, anon, is you're not alone.
can you frick off to reddit or twitter please?
>muh sekrit club
me on the right when the cum bar is almost full on meet n frick kingdom.
Meet and HUH?!
Meet and FRICK, Steve!
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV
Yeah but it's a normalgay dude bro thing
If you think this is normalgay tier then youre a normie
They mean because he is using a console
Yeah PC is for incel shut ins. Correct
did you manage to type this out on your little gamepad like a big boy? we're so proud of you and your lingo from 2019!
Struck a nerve, huh?
terminal brainrot
You will slip into pussy if you play on Playstation™
I use a controller for many games on PC though
Do you want a medal or something
yes
that's cuz u a cuck homie
He is a PC gamer but buyed a xbox controller for comfy gaming THOUGH
looks like a drawing to me
yeah but is it a real drawing?
haha is that jerma
me on the left: watching xbox/ps moviegame
me on the right: playing pc dicky game
What if I rapidly rotate between the two poses at high speed?
I will approach you tonight
Who is this semen demon
Hunter Schafer
Pls post the fricking source PLEAASEEE I BEG YOU
Do you not have google?
yandex doesn't work
bravo
women simply aren't scary
Cute
Come on in, be my b***h.
tonight, I will approach you
sure come in, here, i made a bowl of eggs just for you
imagine this things face looming over as it rides
tonight
Damm b***h, you ugly as hell
Could you hurry? doors unlocked. help yourself to the gummy bowl.
I'm already in your room
My walls are blue, you're in the wrong house dumbass
Wow finally! A woman in my room. Sit down sit down and please ignore the tissuds in that corner of the room. The tendies are in the microwave. Shat do you think about Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Frick you, i literally can't sleep now.
Whatever ugly b***h now suck my wiener or frick off you prostitute or I'm going to beat your ug
I'm so starved for the female touch that I'd likely be pitching a tent if a murderous woman entered my house. Doesn't even need to be pretty, just an average fricking woman and I'd be stabbed to death while I'm still rock hard. How do I fix myself this year guys
>How do I fix myself this year guys
Just remember that there's a massive amount of the population that is equally as touched-starved and as big a shut-in as you. A number of those people are also extremely attractive.
What I'm trying to say, anon, is you're not alone.
>number of those people are also extremely attractive.
No they dont.
No they don't what?
They are ugly
How can you be so sure?
Just look in the mirror
That's not very nice.
I'm very handsome, thin and slightly muscular. I don't go out ever stay home every weekend and spend my time alone. So he isn't wrong.
Just go to a prostitute anon
Being stabbed would fix you since your blood would finally have somewhere else to flow
That actually scared me
>unzips cawk
OH YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?!
>that thumbnail
I didn't like that.
Jesus Christ Gwyneth Paltrow, what happened to you?
why aren't you sucking my wiener?
i dont think you understand the danger an ugly woman is in in my house
>left
Playing a casual game to kill time/not into it
>right
Focused and doesn’t want to be bothered
It’s the same person, it’s not saying it’s a red flag, it’s talking about respecting boundaries so you’re not snapped at for bothering your loved one
i bet ur a cutie anon
you are a fricking Black person
Left: casually looking at the catalog/porn threads
Right: explaining a Black person homosexual how his favorite game sucks
Looks*
Say no to the noggification of the English language.
Ladies are never safe to approach me and apparently they know it
And thats a good thing
if he IS sitting
if he LOOKS
I do not like nonwhites
Where is this guy's neck support on the left image? This b***h should be calling him a chiropractor
Grown men playing with a controller look pathetic. Grow up and use a mouse and keyboard.
yes
this is bullshit. i sit like the left and i can assure you, women are NOT safe to approach me.
I use a cheap folding chair from Costco and sit like neither of these pictures.
Picrel