I think all bethesda games are overrated and a bit crap tbh but i just want to finish new vegas for the first time. All of their games are ridiculously buggy and pretty generic, killing enemies is fun though.
>and yet they're invariably more critically and financially successful and what most people think about when you mention Fallout.
Yeah, and when most people think of vampires, they think of that incredibly succesful Twilight saga.
The world is not just, we figured that long time ago.
For things to be hopeless there needs to be a concept of hope to begin with, and Bethesda fails to present that in any way. Everyone is content to live like animals until Jesus reincarnates to solve all their problems.
>Everyone is content to live like animals until Jesus reincarnates to solve all their problems
I have no fricking clue what the frick are you smoking, because last time I've checked, everyone is pretty fricking 100% perky in Fallout 3, all the time, everyone lives like literally nothing fricking happened at all.
Bombs went off? Nah, we have cheery wacky scients girls and cosplayers and posh upper middle classes being dicks because they are rich, we have Black folk taking about the good fights because good and evil are so nice and clean concepts in this world, we fricking kids literally playing around with dolls, with no adult supervision, next to fricking nest of supermutants.
Nobody is hungry, everyone cooks their dinner like it's nothing. Nobody is thirsty safe for that literal magic hobbo, but I'm pretty sure he's just fricking with you, since he clearly fricking runs ahead of you squatting at every settlement's entrance just before you arrive, he's been doing for months so I REALLY don't think hydration is his problem, he just has some screws loose.
The brootherhood is obviously pretty bored, given they are just building a functional gundam for funsies.
My favorite are the whack the whacky baby-punk guys who are obviously having the TIME OF THEIR LIFE this halloween, jack-a-lanterns being in limited supplies don't bother them, plastic gore and foam skelletons hanging on the walls make for just as good decoration.
Shit, you can fricking walk into any supermarket anywhere and grab a nice meal for free, and obviously everyone does it given how well fed they are, I get why nobody's complaining about lack of food.
There is no sickness, no depression, no drug addicts or alcoholics trying to escape the reality.
Worst thing you'll see is a racist or two, but EVERYONE ELSE hates those guys, like no fricking issue there.
Even the fricking vampire the Masquerade NPC's they got on a loan are actually just good guys, eager to help.
>All of these criticisms can be applied to fallout 1 and 2 btw
No, they genuinely can't. Absurdity, comedy, and cartoony elements are integral part of every fallout, but every GOOD fallout also knows how to ballance them with genuinely dark elements, genuinely interesting world-building, genuinely relatable struggles.
Fallout 3 does not even intend to try any of that stuff.
>There is no sickness, no depression, no drug addicts or alcoholics trying to escape the reality. >Worst thing you'll see is a racist or two, but EVERYONE ELSE hates those guys, like no fricking issue there.
I’m actually lol-ing because it’s so obvious you’ve never played the game. You sound like a deranged homosexual. There are plenty of drug addicts. In the first town you meet a woman who says she’s going to shoot up until she dies
>In the first town you meet a woman who says she’s going to shoot up until she dies
Yeah, and that one guy who is thirsty says he'll die if he won't get a sip of water, but that isn't stopping him from running a to the next settlement in record time, every time.
Kid, I have played Fallout 3, albeit, long time ago. And we both knows you are desperately grasping at straws here.
The world is a joke, and if you deny that, you are clinically mentally moronic. I don't even think it's JUST incompetence, I think they did that on purpose. I think they used saw there was comedy in F1/2, and then they used it the same way they used the 50's aesthetic - they completely misunderstood why it's there, and just did "that, but more". It's a child's approach to understanding fiction, but that makes them absolutely PERFECTLY attuned to their core audience, to people like you: to literal children and idiots. Can't deny them success.
But if you are going to pretent, even for a millisecond, that Fo3 is anything 100% lol so random whacky carefree adventures of silly plastic figurines in a hilarious disney-land-like theme-park:
you not just an idiot and/or a child - you are straight up dangerously, criminally mentally deranged individual, a person so detached from any form of reality is is genuinely a threat to everyone around you.
If you can find entertainment in this trash, good for you. If you are going to pretend it's not trash, you are scum of the worst kind.
>Everything feels so hopeless.
Yes. Soooo hopeless. The fricking random people larping as superhero's, the whacky funny Irish chick with whacky funny not understanding of danger, who literally can't be killed, even if you DETONATE A NUCLEAR BOMB 2 FEET FROM HER HOUSE, because that could lock the player out of some quests so she's fine, she's a ghoul now but she is still happy. And can't forget the scrooge mcduck funny rich english man who tells you to nuke a town because it's spoiling his view - of the nuke-blasted wasteland.
Frick Pathologic or The Void or Silent Hill 2, it's this kind of masterful writing and great world design that just get's under your skin, you know, hits the real nerve, makes you face the abyss. And then you encounter a skeleton arranged in whacky position, like that he was burned by the bombs while sun-tanning, and the skelleton is still there, you know, wooden chair, sunglasses and shorts still on and all, and...
I mean I like games that challenge me, but Fallout 3 is I think step to far. It's just misery porn, it's like Painted Bird, it just goes too far and makes you feel empty.
>fight against mustache twirling villain faction with a giant robot
totally blackpilled and hopeless man bro playing this game makes me so depressed I cut myself every night fr
>game where you have armor that shouts jingoistic slogans and words of encouragement
Yeah bro I had three hour cry session because everything was so hopeless. Literally shaking rn just remembering how sad everything was.
Ok troony confirmed. Also how is stalker more bleak than fallout? People can just leave the zone. The only people in the zone are mostly criminals and traffickers. You’re stupid.
Anon you're clearly not even fat.
Fallout 3 should be a McDouble, because with the McChicken and the McDouble you get TTW which is equal to the McGangbang. If food is the only unit of value you understand, at least get it right.
I'm not sure if the image is trying to say Fallout 3 is the best because it is depicted as the biggest burger, or its making fun of Fallout fans for arguing over some goyslop burger franchise
I blew up megaton for the lulz
idgi. there aren't that many black people in fo3. why would it be blackpilled or do Imisunderstand?
fallout is disneyland compared to STALKER
After i finish fnv should i replay 3 again bros?
Always good to remind yourself just how much worse Bethesdas interpetations are.
I think all bethesda games are overrated and a bit crap tbh but i just want to finish new vegas for the first time. All of their games are ridiculously buggy and pretty generic, killing enemies is fun though.
and yet they're invariably more critically and financially successful and what most people think about when you mention Fallout.
>and yet they're invariably more critically and financially successful and what most people think about when you mention Fallout.
Yeah, and when most people think of vampires, they think of that incredibly succesful Twilight saga.
The world is not just, we figured that long time ago.
fallout 3 is a better experience, so yes. NV map and art direction is a noticeable downgrade.
No, find a franchise that hasn't been ruined.
Try Tale of Two Wastelands. Fallout 3 is harder due to the addition of DT, but you could prioritize explosives/DT-negating weapons and survive.
no you are dumb
Yeah. It's probably the most underrated Fallout game
For things to be hopeless there needs to be a concept of hope to begin with, and Bethesda fails to present that in any way. Everyone is content to live like animals until Jesus reincarnates to solve all their problems.
Project purity literally represents hope for the capital wasteland to recover. You are a fricking idiot, it's in your face the whole main story.
>Everyone is content to live like animals until Jesus reincarnates to solve all their problems
I have no fricking clue what the frick are you smoking, because last time I've checked, everyone is pretty fricking 100% perky in Fallout 3, all the time, everyone lives like literally nothing fricking happened at all.
Bombs went off? Nah, we have cheery wacky scients girls and cosplayers and posh upper middle classes being dicks because they are rich, we have Black folk taking about the good fights because good and evil are so nice and clean concepts in this world, we fricking kids literally playing around with dolls, with no adult supervision, next to fricking nest of supermutants.
Nobody is hungry, everyone cooks their dinner like it's nothing. Nobody is thirsty safe for that literal magic hobbo, but I'm pretty sure he's just fricking with you, since he clearly fricking runs ahead of you squatting at every settlement's entrance just before you arrive, he's been doing for months so I REALLY don't think hydration is his problem, he just has some screws loose.
The brootherhood is obviously pretty bored, given they are just building a functional gundam for funsies.
My favorite are the whack the whacky baby-punk guys who are obviously having the TIME OF THEIR LIFE this halloween, jack-a-lanterns being in limited supplies don't bother them, plastic gore and foam skelletons hanging on the walls make for just as good decoration.
Shit, you can fricking walk into any supermarket anywhere and grab a nice meal for free, and obviously everyone does it given how well fed they are, I get why nobody's complaining about lack of food.
There is no sickness, no depression, no drug addicts or alcoholics trying to escape the reality.
Worst thing you'll see is a racist or two, but EVERYONE ELSE hates those guys, like no fricking issue there.
Even the fricking vampire the Masquerade NPC's they got on a loan are actually just good guys, eager to help.
Fo3 is cleaner than where I live.
All of these criticisms can be applied to fallout 1 and 2 btw
>All of these criticisms can be applied to fallout 1 and 2 btw
No, they genuinely can't. Absurdity, comedy, and cartoony elements are integral part of every fallout, but every GOOD fallout also knows how to ballance them with genuinely dark elements, genuinely interesting world-building, genuinely relatable struggles.
Fallout 3 does not even intend to try any of that stuff.
>There is no sickness, no depression, no drug addicts or alcoholics trying to escape the reality.
>Worst thing you'll see is a racist or two, but EVERYONE ELSE hates those guys, like no fricking issue there.
I’m actually lol-ing because it’s so obvious you’ve never played the game. You sound like a deranged homosexual. There are plenty of drug addicts. In the first town you meet a woman who says she’s going to shoot up until she dies
>In the first town you meet a woman who says she’s going to shoot up until she dies
Yeah, and that one guy who is thirsty says he'll die if he won't get a sip of water, but that isn't stopping him from running a to the next settlement in record time, every time.
Kid, I have played Fallout 3, albeit, long time ago. And we both knows you are desperately grasping at straws here.
The world is a joke, and if you deny that, you are clinically mentally moronic. I don't even think it's JUST incompetence, I think they did that on purpose. I think they used saw there was comedy in F1/2, and then they used it the same way they used the 50's aesthetic - they completely misunderstood why it's there, and just did "that, but more". It's a child's approach to understanding fiction, but that makes them absolutely PERFECTLY attuned to their core audience, to people like you: to literal children and idiots. Can't deny them success.
But if you are going to pretent, even for a millisecond, that Fo3 is anything 100% lol so random whacky carefree adventures of silly plastic figurines in a hilarious disney-land-like theme-park:
you not just an idiot and/or a child - you are straight up dangerously, criminally mentally deranged individual, a person so detached from any form of reality is is genuinely a threat to everyone around you.
If you can find entertainment in this trash, good for you. If you are going to pretend it's not trash, you are scum of the worst kind.
>Everything feels so hopeless.
Yes. Soooo hopeless. The fricking random people larping as superhero's, the whacky funny Irish chick with whacky funny not understanding of danger, who literally can't be killed, even if you DETONATE A NUCLEAR BOMB 2 FEET FROM HER HOUSE, because that could lock the player out of some quests so she's fine, she's a ghoul now but she is still happy. And can't forget the scrooge mcduck funny rich english man who tells you to nuke a town because it's spoiling his view - of the nuke-blasted wasteland.
Frick Pathologic or The Void or Silent Hill 2, it's this kind of masterful writing and great world design that just get's under your skin, you know, hits the real nerve, makes you face the abyss. And then you encounter a skeleton arranged in whacky position, like that he was burned by the bombs while sun-tanning, and the skelleton is still there, you know, wooden chair, sunglasses and shorts still on and all, and...
I mean I like games that challenge me, but Fallout 3 is I think step to far. It's just misery porn, it's like Painted Bird, it just goes too far and makes you feel empty.
Someone forgot their brain pills.
>fight against mustache twirling villain faction with a giant robot
totally blackpilled and hopeless man bro playing this game makes me so depressed I cut myself every night fr
>game where you have armor that shouts jingoistic slogans and words of encouragement
Yeah bro I had three hour cry session because everything was so hopeless. Literally shaking rn just remembering how sad everything was.
It feels hopeless because the dev team gives you no choices like a low tier rpg would
>most blackpilled
Basically any russian game beats this by a mile.
Name 1 troony
STALKER
>stalker
Ok troony confirmed. Also how is stalker more bleak than fallout? People can just leave the zone. The only people in the zone are mostly criminals and traffickers. You’re stupid.
If the hopelessness of desperate criminals and traffickers scavenging dangerous area for money went over your head
Pathologic
Anon you're clearly not even fat.
Fallout 3 should be a McDouble, because with the McChicken and the McDouble you get TTW which is equal to the McGangbang. If food is the only unit of value you understand, at least get it right.
I'm not sure if the image is trying to say Fallout 3 is the best because it is depicted as the biggest burger, or its making fun of Fallout fans for arguing over some goyslop burger franchise
You’re a moron who can only understand aesthetics, as the themes of the story are about as wholesome and white pilled as they can get.
If anything the game is a little too saccharine
Good morning!