this
Especially after defeating the steampunk mechas, they loot "refined" infernal iron (or something), I was sure I could take it and give it to Dammon to make some shit out of, but no.
So slop? I haven't heard one fricking Jon Irenicus grade quote or anything related to the narrative. I thoroughly believe no one under the age of 45 is capable of writing anything meaningful anymore.
I would say theres a bias towards having such companions but Karlach specifically has two introduction quests with the objective of murdering her, with your character chopping her head off and presenting it
She's absolutely insufferable.
If they wanted her to be a good companion they should have done the following:
- Proper voice actor and not some black-sounding London woman.
- Don't have her say "frick" ever. None of her dialogue fits into the game world, it's all awful.
- Don't make her sensitive, make her evil. She fought in literal hell, no matter who you are that hardens you. The attempted juxtaposition of "big strong demon dyke" and "but actually sweet and le funny" doesn't work. It's dogshit.
The entire character concept was flawed from the start and she is beyond doubt the worst character in the entire game. She is so VERY CLEARLY someone's terrible OC self-insert straight out of fanfic and the way she behaves, thinks and especially speaks is immersion breaking. And there's precious little immersion to begin with. It's flat out disrespectful to the players time having to listen to that ugly red creature yelling "fricking shitfrick arsenipple frickery frick" over and over.
>but actually sweet and le funny
I'm regularly reminded that you morons just repeat what you see in these threads back and forth and update your knowledge based exclusively on what you see other morons posting in these threads.
I was agreeing with you until your third point, that's the kind of logic jealous roasties use >SHE FOUGHT IN LE HELL SHE HAS TO BE LE EVIL SHE CAN'T BE THE HAPPY GENKI GIRL THAT MAKES NO HECKING SENSE!
Yes the juxtaposition does work, that's why she's popular, kys
Yes? Thank frick you will never write any characters, too bad leftist morons like larian got to, though.
Imagine if I wrote a character who's an elderly, classy older caucasian gentleman who acts and talks like a juvenile street rat Black person, and it's expected to be taken without any irony or signs of parody ad a genuine character.
>She fought in literal hell, no matter who you are that hardens you.
Yeah, that's not true at all. You are thinking of hell in wrong terms. It's a lawful evil sphere of existence but it doesn't make you evil and unless you are hell petitioner it can't by law change your alignment in any way unless you do it yourself out of your free will. And since she was there against her will it's even more likely.
>it doesn't make you evil
It makes you a literal devil with horns and red skin you fricking buffoon. Everyone there is evil, you have to do cruel and evil things 24/7. The frick do you think that does to a person.
And there's no such thing as alignment any more, so that's not an argument or applicable to anything 5E.
>fiery
You meant moronic. >tomboy
You meant ugly >comes off hard
You meant comes off obnoxiously >massive softie that blushes
Exactly like it was said here
She's absolutely insufferable.
If they wanted her to be a good companion they should have done the following:
- Proper voice actor and not some black-sounding London woman.
- Don't have her say "frick" ever. None of her dialogue fits into the game world, it's all awful.
- Don't make her sensitive, make her evil. She fought in literal hell, no matter who you are that hardens you. The attempted juxtaposition of "big strong demon dyke" and "but actually sweet and le funny" doesn't work. It's dogshit.
The entire character concept was flawed from the start and she is beyond doubt the worst character in the entire game. She is so VERY CLEARLY someone's terrible OC self-insert straight out of fanfic and the way she behaves, thinks and especially speaks is immersion breaking. And there's precious little immersion to begin with. It's flat out disrespectful to the players time having to listen to that ugly red creature yelling "fricking shitfrick arsenipple frickery frick" over and over.
It's such a shitty attempt at making a character that looks one way but acts the opposite, but the operating word here is "acts" because her personality (which is a generous thing to call it) is completely insincere and wholly unlikable. You can't both throw baby temper tantrums and say "frick" every few seconds and then act like you're a kawaii uguu babby.
Also she's red, she can't blush.
Frick off with this filth.
The most hopeful one is going to hell with her if you are a tiefling too. Though they dropped the plot with blueballing of the engine being an old prototype in act 3.
i did the perfect paragon playthrough on tactician and still couldnt fix her, frick this game, and frick dice rolling holy shit that is a bad mechanic for a game
>she abandon's party as i side with minthara >pick up a merc to replace her >realize you only get to pick off what is undoubtedly some kickstarter backer characters instead of making one from scratch
just finished perfect paragon playthrough on tactician, took 160hours and 4000 quicksaves. managed stuff like saving every gondian+wylls dad even though that devil b***h tried to kill him there, shame many of the allies u gain are bugged currently and didnt show up in the end
90s' d&d babby here, haven't touched the books since my last adventure somewhere around 97. Are there really IRL-like school institutions in the setting now?
whats a good multiclass for fighter to basically make them less boring but still have them be good at running up to things and hitting them with a big sword?
Lae'zel is probably the most interesting companion. Astarion seems the most realistic but I live in an area with a lot of gays. Ironically he is the male who is LEAST likely to try to buttfrick you.
>devil hunter asks me to behead her >order of paladins ask me to behead her >I serve an evil god so I don't care to investigate deeper into whether its "the right choice" and kill her >get a neat sword
Rip Karlach, I never knew you.
>reddit the game
>no reddit companions
there is zero good companions,
Astarion and shadowheart are good
You never got great grades from your essays if that's your understanding of writing.
>Heh, play stupid games...
kills an enemy
>...Win stupid prizes!
More dialog a reddit companion would say?
>ALL GUARDSMEN ARE BASTARDS
>Uh don't you mean guardspeople?
Walking around town
>Oh, look! A cute doggo!
>Hey, MC, don't you think we could stop to pet the heckin' chonker pupper?
>worst companion
>only endings include blowing up, getting sent to hell or turning into a squid
lmao
ALRIGHT GUVNOR I LUV KILLIN DEEMUNS I GOT ME A LOICENSE AN EVERYTHIN
I hate bong accents so much it's unreal
>he wants Forspoken tier dialogue
It doesn't have to be either or, morono
I'd prefer if they hired someone with acting talent instead of randoms off the street of london
Shut up Amerilard
Get stabbed
Salty burger VA's getting mogged by brit VA's of late. Love to see it.
she can't be more reddit than gayle, that guy is literally the average redditor personified
Isn’t Gale literally a punished r*pist
Exactly
He's a wizard
It's hard to be more reddit than the "oh my heckin' SCIENCE" class
well she's red so yeah
I can fix her
You literally can't and I hate the devs for making it this way.
this
Especially after defeating the steampunk mechas, they loot "refined" infernal iron (or something), I was sure I could take it and give it to Dammon to make some shit out of, but no.
Is there anything remotely serious in this game or is it all Reddit slop?
It's a D&D campaign in 2023, what do you think?
So slop? I haven't heard one fricking Jon Irenicus grade quote or anything related to the narrative. I thoroughly believe no one under the age of 45 is capable of writing anything meaningful anymore.
The ending of going to hell with her was bittersweet. What a fun gal.
Enter
Nothing reddit about best girl
What's so good about him?
All the companions are ass, they barely interact with eachother or offer dialogue/commentary outside their quest
>back alley thug that spent all her time killing
>kill some guy
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BASTARD HOW COULD YOU
Didn't think she'd be so fricking annoying.
She has 8 int and is a chaotic good herbo. If you don't find that hot as frick the get the frick out
>le dyke haircut
>constantly swears
>le stronk wymen
>you go girl attitude
I’d literally frick Astarion over her and I’m not even gay
>le stronk wymen
All female companions are strong women.
Shadowheart literally isn’t
Nothing wrong with beibg homosexual anon, but why the amish mentality towards the opposite sex?
Why such a silly obsession
cuz most dudes want to frick girly girls and the game doesnt let them
I would say theres a bias towards having such companions but Karlach specifically has two introduction quests with the objective of murdering her, with your character chopping her head off and presenting it
You get to actually slaughter her like livestock
She's absolutely insufferable.
If they wanted her to be a good companion they should have done the following:
- Proper voice actor and not some black-sounding London woman.
- Don't have her say "frick" ever. None of her dialogue fits into the game world, it's all awful.
- Don't make her sensitive, make her evil. She fought in literal hell, no matter who you are that hardens you. The attempted juxtaposition of "big strong demon dyke" and "but actually sweet and le funny" doesn't work. It's dogshit.
The entire character concept was flawed from the start and she is beyond doubt the worst character in the entire game. She is so VERY CLEARLY someone's terrible OC self-insert straight out of fanfic and the way she behaves, thinks and especially speaks is immersion breaking. And there's precious little immersion to begin with. It's flat out disrespectful to the players time having to listen to that ugly red creature yelling "fricking shitfrick arsenipple frickery frick" over and over.
all this sounds like how literally every character is designed in western games nowadays
>OMG is that LE JAHEIRA?? fookin gigglesquee init?
>but actually sweet and le funny
I'm regularly reminded that you morons just repeat what you see in these threads back and forth and update your knowledge based exclusively on what you see other morons posting in these threads.
I was agreeing with you until your third point, that's the kind of logic jealous roasties use
>SHE FOUGHT IN LE HELL SHE HAS TO BE LE EVIL SHE CAN'T BE THE HAPPY GENKI GIRL THAT MAKES NO HECKING SENSE!
Yes the juxtaposition does work, that's why she's popular, kys
Yes? Thank frick you will never write any characters, too bad leftist morons like larian got to, though.
Imagine if I wrote a character who's an elderly, classy older caucasian gentleman who acts and talks like a juvenile street rat Black person, and it's expected to be taken without any irony or signs of parody ad a genuine character.
She's written like a corruption of champions character and I'm ok with that because horny
They didn't want her to be a good companion. The companions fit in as archetypes in other porn games, not actual characters.
>She fought in literal hell, no matter who you are that hardens you.
Yeah, that's not true at all. You are thinking of hell in wrong terms. It's a lawful evil sphere of existence but it doesn't make you evil and unless you are hell petitioner it can't by law change your alignment in any way unless you do it yourself out of your free will. And since she was there against her will it's even more likely.
>it doesn't make you evil
It makes you a literal devil with horns and red skin you fricking buffoon. Everyone there is evil, you have to do cruel and evil things 24/7. The frick do you think that does to a person.
And there's no such thing as alignment any more, so that's not an argument or applicable to anything 5E.
>"Aces!"
looks like a man
It's funny how Ganker does the journalist thing but the other way around.
If she was from a jap game everyone would be söyfacing about her right now
Except the Japs would never make a character like that because their target audience doesn't want it.
>target audience doesn't want fiery tomboy who comes off hard but actually a massive softie that blushes when you hold her hand
lol
lmao
>fiery
You meant moronic.
>tomboy
You meant ugly
>comes off hard
You meant comes off obnoxiously
>massive softie that blushes
Exactly like it was said here
It's such a shitty attempt at making a character that looks one way but acts the opposite, but the operating word here is "acts" because her personality (which is a generous thing to call it) is completely insincere and wholly unlikable. You can't both throw baby temper tantrums and say "frick" every few seconds and then act like you're a kawaii uguu babby.
Also she's red, she can't blush.
Frick off with this filth.
>"I never once read manga in my life" the post
What are doing on thai berry picking picture board, normie?
back to your containment board where you can pretend this is an anime website
>normie is seething
you will never fit in
>tomboy
Can you shut the frick up? gays like you that call dykes like this "tomboys" only give us a bad name.
homie-san she IS the gap moe
Anon she is literally the badmouthed tomboy anime character Ganker lust over
>sweetest and dorkiest sweetheart companion
>all her endings are shit
why
The most hopeful one is going to hell with her if you are a tiefling too. Though they dropped the plot with blueballing of the engine being an old prototype in act 3.
What is her ending if you play as her?
Im not into dnd can someone tell me are tieflings supposed to be these annoying woobie creatures or is thats just dumb tumblr intervention?
>muscular demon barbarian dyke
>but she also talks and acts like some underage teen girl that wants to get into bard school
Liberals can't write good characters.
>Tiefling
They put a warning label on her and you still let her live anon.
Why do you guys hate her !!!!!
Imo she's my favorite companion
Why does every board consider her bad
She acts heartfelt and loyal
Gale makes Marvel quips.
this entire game is reddit.
Yes, we know you only played the first couple hours of the game, no need to say
i did the perfect paragon playthrough on tactician and still couldnt fix her, frick this game, and frick dice rolling holy shit that is a bad mechanic for a game
Can She break my pelvis?
she's 90kg
o-of muscles??
>she abandon's party as i side with minthara
>pick up a merc to replace her
>realize you only get to pick off what is undoubtedly some kickstarter backer characters instead of making one from scratch
this game was fully funded by devs what kickstarter
I unironically cant stand her
she doesnt feel like like a real character that exist in-universe but more of a character some nerd pretend to play as
Her comments in camp when the owlbear joins you are insufferable
No clue, I chose not to get the game.
just finished perfect paragon playthrough on tactician, took 160hours and 4000 quicksaves. managed stuff like saving every gondian+wylls dad even though that devil b***h tried to kill him there, shame many of the allies u gain are bugged currently and didnt show up in the end
You wasted your time.
Why does she swear all the time? I don't understand, even dumb teenagers don't swear as much.
Because modern writers think that going "FRICK FRICK FRICK SHIT" replaces the need for good writing and actual emotions. Blame Rick and Morty.
It's "edgy" to people with no personality.
I bet most of the gays on here that hate her never saw her actual character beyond her intro scene.
Every single character in Owlcat games is this chick.
Why do you guys assign (US) political wings to character traits? Its genuinely weird and makes you all seem stuck
We don't. This is a video game board so people are going to talk about the characters in the games.
Whats a video game
She's pure and perfect.
Perfectly shit, typical westoid character for redditors.
Cute 8 int
what is "secondary school?"
Is that where they don't actually play 2hu but they talk about it alot?
It's highschool in the UK where she's from.
Isn't this set in the forgotten realms? I know we call britain that as a joke but it's just a joke.
They use British slang.
That's not the issue.
Why would they say torch for flashlight if they have actual torches?
Probably britbong for middle school.
>secondary school
>D&D
90s' d&d babby here, haven't touched the books since my last adventure somewhere around 97. Are there really IRL-like school institutions in the setting now?
thats how i know normies hate this shes literally a tomboy old Ganker would love
Never been to reddit, I don't really know. You must go there a lot, you should go back.
The angry voice she does is so unbelievably cringe. I have to turn the volume down whenever she starts yelling about something.
i want her to melt my face with her tummy
whats a good multiclass for fighter to basically make them less boring but still have them be good at running up to things and hitting them with a big sword?
Fixed your horrendous AI slop
i'm so glad i don't have autism
Psst, newbie... only people from reddit try to fit in by calling everything reddit
Do the companions mind if I frick all of them? The frog is coming onto me hard but I don't think Shart will like it much.
shadowheart will murder the frog in her sleep
Yes.
Frick, yeah!
Yoink!
her hugging scene was pretty nice
big woman=big heart
According to a poll, she is the least killed companion on Reddit.
gib goofy loving demon gf plox
Lae'zel is probably the most interesting companion. Astarion seems the most realistic but I live in an area with a lot of gays. Ironically he is the male who is LEAST likely to try to buttfrick you.
Wild Magic or Berseker?
Berserker is one of the most fun martials in the game thanks to bonus action throwing
There's a LOT of shenanigans you can do with it
Berserker is extremely fun they did the right thing removing the overheat mechanic
Ganker loves froggy
reddit loves karlach
>tiefling
>chaotic good
>musclegirl barbarian who could btfo any man
>I just want a hug umu
Objectively the most reddit character.
wouldnt know cuz i sliced her head off but people say shes cringe
>devil hunter asks me to behead her
>order of paladins ask me to behead her
>I serve an evil god so I don't care to investigate deeper into whether its "the right choice" and kill her
>get a neat sword
Rip Karlach, I never knew you.
>Get a tadpole vision showing you she isn't really a devil
>Kill her anyways
You've got nobody to blame but yourself.
And Wyll gets a cool shirt. Too bad he whines like a b***h
Yes, and next playthrough I'm taking her head.