Is this what gaming is now

"he caressed the tree with gentle love"

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG, FRICKING GET A GRIP. YOU COME CRAWLING TO Ganker WITH A SCREENSHOT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T THINK OF A RESPONSE YOURSELF?
    HOW FRICKING PATHETIC ARE YOU
    Yes. the twitter tard's interpretation is right, and there is nothing wrong with that

    Old Kratos had moments of tenderness when it came to his family too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so fricking gay. "MUH EMOTIONS"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally have to hug his family in the original God of War game to keep them alive. Frick off you fricking secondary

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, after you were done murdering countless of innocents lol

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it too much to ask to just wanna murder innocents in a game? Shit man.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              idk direct that question to the devs of the nu-gow games since all you kill in those are bad guys apparently and non-humans mooks

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                God dam man. Can't have shit these days. homosexuals always trying to make everything into a tear filled movie.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              People here get uppity about it interfering with muh narrative that maybe some people have to die.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're so fricking right man. Idk why people are so obsessed with narrative

                God dam man. Can't have shit these days. homosexuals always trying to make everything into a tear filled movie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those innocents worshipped the "gods"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're so fricking gay, homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally have to hug his family in the original God of War game to keep them alive. Frick off you fricking secondary

          Stop getting emotional boys. Your estrogen levels are starting to leak out. JFL

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't care about your Xitter arguments. Get friends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are my friends 😀

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people seriously read this deep into the shit they're looking at? I just take it at face value because most of the times I really just don't care about reading anything deeper cause I don't give enough of a shit about it to do so.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the modern day where consuming a product is viewed as intellectual philosophy. Blame sloptubers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      double digit IQ behavior. you're pathetic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the face-value interpretation of the scenes, moron. The whole point of the beginning of the game is that Kratos has managed to bury his anger and move on as a person before getting dragged right back into it all. It's so deliberately framed that I'm convinced you're either lying just for the sake of playing contrarian with a twitter screencap, or you're genuinely just underaged and haven't developed any meaningful amount of media literacy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick cares? Whatever happened to playing a video game? Why are people defending slow monotonous scenes where you can barely do shit in terms of gameplay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh man god forbid the game takes like 15 minutes to frame the plot before you start playing. Sounds like woke ESG goyslop to me. There are thousands of games out there with ZERO cutscenes and story; why are you getting so mad about this one?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            frame it in a cutscene that i can skip then you stupid fricking Black person. don't make me have to go through some piece of shit "interactive sequence" i can't skip

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly this. It's like game devs realized everyone was skipping their shitty cutscenes so they found a new way to shove their shit stories down our throats.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mhm yeah I think it's a plot to turn white men into trannies and to destroy Western culture with woke liberal ideology.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because OG Gow didn't bend me over and butt frick me with le emotional exposition for twenty fricking minutes. I wanna play GOW, not god of onions

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are thousands of other threads out there with ZERO people getting mad about god of war cut scenes. why are you getting so mad about this one?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >n-no u!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's only valid when *I* say it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh okay cool go ahead and point out when I said it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no (homosexual)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the face value of that scene is kratos being a homosexual that's acting gay towards a tree before cutting it down for absolutely no fricking reason when it previous games he had absolutely no problem just stuffing a prostitute into a wall gear, thus killing her and making it so the gate he had to go through stays opens.
        also the face value reaction you would have to something like that as someone who isn't mentally ill would be "WHY THE FRICK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME MAKING ME WASTE MY TIME QUICK TIME CHOOPING DOWN THIS TREE AND THEN WASTED THE NEXT 10 MINUTES SLOWLY WALKING IT BACK TO MY CABIN WHILE I GET EXPOSITION DIALOGUE DUMPED DOWN MY THROAT??"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          EXACTLY! SPIT FACTS LORD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. The whole point of that scene in particular and the game as a whole is to emasculate Kratos.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Facts pal. Straight fricking facts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They never got out of the high school English class mentality where there must always be deeper meaning to an author's words than what's written
      >zomg the blue shades on the MC's scarf must mean he's depressed
      >author: I own a blue scarf and really like it so I put it into my story

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had an AP english teacher who quoted some shit like "I write to create stories to be enjoyed, but all anyone wants to do is tie it down and beat it with a rubber hose" to say dont look so deep into things that you lose the plot, he then microanalyzed almost every single line of Johnny Got His Gun, The Old Man and the Sea, and The Yellow Wallpaper

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ever wonder what life would be like if the internet didn't turn into gay cable TV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Increased childbirth rates .>decreased divorce rates
      >Less obnoxious narcissists

      Nah

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Westerners start resembling the Japanese more and more as testosterone falls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're going to start getting hot, young girls doing heavily lewd things and games that aren't subversive deconstructions of characters but are about building them up again?

        wtf I hate testosterone now.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're going to start getting bizarre fetishes because nothing else can get our low t wieners off

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The detailing and autism over sex

            Finally, we're going home.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to feel that women could possibly write things besides relationship drama well. Now I am sure they cannot and want them out of the industry.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aboit as subtle as a lifetime movie about spousal abuse
    BRAVOOOO BRAVOOOO!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am surprised that no one pull out cringy dialogue from bg3 yet.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HARDCORE TREE SEX

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