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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the ouya failed because you had stadia
    ???
    these 2 separate failures were released half a decade apart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ouya was 2012 right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stadia didn't exist at the same time as ouya and certainly not before. Permanently ignore whoever wrote that twat.

      It's not saying "Ouya failed because of Stadia" you fricking illiterate morons.
      It's stating "Ouya failed because it lacked a niche, in comparison, Stadia had a niche".
      They want to be as successful as Stadia. Which isn't competing with the big three so I don't know why they think it's a success to chase.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They want to be as successful as Stadia.
        So a fricking failure that Google is already casually sweeping under the rug along with their other spontaneous ideas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stadia got a million users than collapsed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they want to scam a lot of people and then be forgotten about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're the illiterate moron you fricking moron.
        >The OUYA (tiny game console that ran mobile games) failed because there wasn't a market need. You had Stadia (a service that runs on tiny Chromecast devices) and mobile apps (just use the phone itself)
        Why the frick would they randomly bring up Stadia and phones after mentioning the OUYA if they're unrelated statements you moron?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was android for your TV basically. This was back when firestick was in generation one and sideloading was either blocked or to hard for plebs to figure out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think you replied to the wrong Anon, I know what an Ouya was. Neat concept for media consumption but making it gaming oriented was very stupid. I have a TCL Android TV.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Making it gaming oriented was the only was they woulda gotten Kickstarted. This was also around the time gaming was dying and people wanted new blood and figured the wild west of the play store could fill the void with some decent indies. Didn't happen obviously. Selling it as an aftermarket smart TV device wouldn't have worked when smart tvs didn't exist for most people. Woulda required to much explanation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ouya did not lack a niche either. Frick off b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's a real shill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's a real shill

          What exactly is it shilling? It's saying they want to be a failure like Stadia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not saying "Ouya failed because of Stadia" you fricking illiterate morons.
        ESL-san...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking moron go back to wherever the frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Stadia had a niche".
        Said nobody fricking ever. There was never a niche for stadia, that's why it failed so miserably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not saying "Ouya failed because of Stadia" you fricking illiterate morons.
        It is literally implying that you dumb ESL moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yup

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling them here. frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day and have fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's anita sarkeesan all over again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop shilling dude, bug off, also the tweet is fake, like c'mon man, get a life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The tweets not fake moron
          They deleted it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick investors, they deserve to be scammed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yu[

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The more moronic investors and NFT bros that get scammed the better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >People are mocking hardware en mass, I should buy it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you're not allowed to laugh at this objectively funny thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everytime I make a thread it's just to see people Seeth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stop shilling
      I didn't know it was possible to shill for a dead product?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not possible to shill for a product that doesn't exist

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the underpowered console we are making will succeed because of the monetization system
    This is like E-sports all over again with companies putting the horse before the cart and focusing on E-sport branding instead of making a game that people are actually interested in in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait aren't e sports massive tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For successful games, I'm talking about the waves of games where the devs built the game around the idea of being a successful e-sports experience instead of a game people actually wanted to play in the first place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah so call of duty style.shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Remember this is how the game was revealed to the public.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This actually hurt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's the face cryptogays make when they try to believe in something hard enough for it to make them rich. Then they shit their pants when nothing happens.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                there is no easy money

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Call of Duty was one of the biggest franchises in existence decade before it turned into esports
            he's talking about shit like Lawbreakers
            or Artifact announcing a 1 mil tournament in the initial reveal that didn't even show how cards will look

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Toxikk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Worse. They're making extra lame games for the sake of "balance" for esports. The latest well known try will be Vail vr. Has more social options but all characters looking the same will probably be why it barely lasts a week

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stadia didn't exist at the same time as ouya and certainly not before. Permanently ignore whoever wrote that twat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's hilarious

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Polium failing is actually good for Web 3

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >less options = good!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the cyber matrix 3000
    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100/comments

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the VR system with a wallet button

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all those clueless Gankerirgins itt shitting on the next step in the evolution of vidya
    is this a /misc/ psyop?
    personally, i can't wait for this thing. it's gonna be off the hook.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a Pysop to mock it
      I'm working on getting them to have a clown as a mascot

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am seething over that wink emoji

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is "web 3"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scam internet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the future of gaming.
      vidya will literally never be the same
      you can see how important it is by the amount of seething in every single thread related to it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact every time a thread is made about this it gets to the top makes me laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the internet with more AI.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cant wait. All the trained algorithms showed literally everywhere sure made the internet a better place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its just another buzword thrown around to prop up the crypto ponzi scheme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A concept that doesn't exist yet. It's a pipe dream for crypto and nft's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's incredible anon, this technology is gonna change...EVERYTHING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Web 1 was when the web was conceived as an information sharing tool among universities and labs. Web 2 was when the general public gained access through service providers such as AT&T. Web 3 was when you could order pizza on a website. We're on like Web 10 now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a cult

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A cult of the dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      World Three. Dr. Wily is trying to take over the internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Web 2.0 with even more monetization and you pay with virtual receipts for cartoon monkeys.
      The future sucks.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no more multiple wallets
    >no more multiple sites
    >no more decentralization

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No more money

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post-scarcity vidya fricking when?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When Taiwan gets invaded

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no more multiple wallets
    fricking finally. ive been waiting for so long for this feature.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All your stuff will be stolen by then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does this even mean?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can use Etherium and Bitcoin for currency in any game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh it's crypto-nonsense. Thought it was like a steam-wallet lol.
          I'll make sure to let none of my attention spill onto this.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to look up their tweets
    >mobile nft "games" left and right
    >check the comments
    >its full of crypto gays cumming their pants over them like it's the second coming of Christ
    >the actual gameplay look like boring "tap screen for awesome" based on what little of it is shown

    cryptohomosexualry was a mistake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's great watching the moronation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest part is that they are promising 60fps 8k and raytracing on a console the size of a laptop power brick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the thing isn't even out of R&D, what the frick do you people expect. I'm sure you can play your gtas, skyrims and marios on it just fine once it has been released.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The "thing" is never coming out you unironic cryptotard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cope and seethe as much as you like, progress is unstoppable.
          It WILL come out and it WILL revolutionize gaming.
          enjoy your movie games and bing bing wahoo, gramps

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The OUYA failed because there was no market need
    >But there definitely is a market need for a dedicated console to play shitty crypto games
    Crypto people sure are goofy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you want even more goof
      They're working on a VR system with a wallet button

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am convinced that cryptogays are so deep in their own cope that they have literally become delusional.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where it literally has no games kek
      At least ouya was android and could port shit over, this is 100% scam vaporware

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they can technically port over existing games, but most of those are built to run on the phones that everyone already has. The biggest """selling point""" is that they can centralize their decentralized games in one browser, which they could do without an expensive block of hardware. They could do it with an app or something but having a crypto console makes it seem more legit in their moron brains.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it ever actually exists(unlikely) I can guarantee it'll be a smartphone SOC running an outdated, unpatched version of android.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never accept cloud gaming or GAAS. They need to stop trying so hard to push this when the customers have made it so insanely clear it's not happening.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Ouya failed because it didn't work properly and had shitty games.

    You can't just make a console and expect people to come to it because of the brand or because of the gimmicks. IT NEEDS TO HAVE GOOD GAMES.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Games aren't real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this like asking what games you can play on the PS3 in 2002?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're shooting for a 2024 launch. There's no good use for Cyrpto and NFT's in games and there never will be

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At 500usd too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they gave a sample layout of their console home menu and their lineup as shit like axie infinity (lost millions in a crypto scam), decentraland (bootleg second life but with crypto everywhere), and random ass flash tier games you could play on your browser but the gameplay interrupts you to spend money on coins or nfts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marketing goons really hate those.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how everything is behind a discord now. Even fricking huge ass companies are doing this now like Sega.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and joining the discord is a nightmare
          Took me 20 mins
          And now I've been times out for asking some questions

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, asking "why do pitbulls are involved in 52% of maulings yet ammount for 13% of the dog population ?" is not the best opener to a conversation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              austim ESL activated and I forgot to remove the "do" when I re-wrote the sentence.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pyrocynical makes a video about a topic
    >said topic spammed on every board a day later
    Lmfao you moronic sheep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You fricking moron. Ganker was the first one to talk about this console the day it was announced

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why all of this company’s tweets read like a AI wrote them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An AI did write them

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cryptobros have literally 0 understanding of gaming. Like they couldn't comprehend the backlash from people when game studios started trying to push nfts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Like
      No you don't understand
      This is totally the future

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only play traditional single player style games. Stuff like Zelda and Elden ring and resident evil and final fantasy and Bethesda games and whatnot. I never play online games. Last time I did was in the ps3 generation. So I see no use for any of this sort of crap to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think me and you are two of a kind Anon. I don't get this obsession with playing with other people. I wan to play video games by myself for fricks sake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's cause it's been forced upon us
        There's no longer great single player experiences
        There's now just
        >Online only

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how you're handling the plague, but I'm retreating backwards. I'm heading into old old games from the 80s/90s where multiplayer was very optional and a game essentially HAD to stand on it's feet as a singleplayer game. Frick modernity.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm playing halo

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >web3

    who asked for this? just like who asked for 5g?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only good thing the Ouya brought us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Blockchain is a solution in search of a problem" is a phrase almost a decade old now, and still as relevant as ever.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You had Stadia

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crypto should should be automatic ban here or moved to Ganker. just like Ganker.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >consoles are enclosed systems that force you to abide to their laws and rules
    >crypto is supposed to free people from banking laws and rules
    >put laws and rules onto crypto
    >???
    >profit
    I see they have hacked the matrix. Soon, they will become gods.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >crypto is supposed to free people from banking laws and rules
      lol
      that's what bitcoin is supposed to be not all crypto though. there are glowie approved crypto like xrp.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's the point
        crypto is everything but what it promised to be

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based! Just preordered one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pm'd you the link on your Ganker Pass account

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          received, thanks!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ouya failed as a game platform but was a catalyst for smart tvs. Basically forced firestick to allow (and bootleggers to port) all the bootleg apps over to it. Had 2 ouyas exclusively for watching bootlegs. They were even hard to get your hands on for a while

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more and more convinced this dude is trolling the internet and you bunch of morons are falling for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything involving nft's is a massive scam. The dude is trying to cash in on the shit before the bubble bursts even more than it has.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The virtual boy failed because you had Meta Quest 3.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the last line is a bit sus not something professionals would say

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're creating a videogame console, the last thing you ever want to do is even remind people that the ouya existed.
    Why would you even mention it in a tweet? You're just dooming yourself to failure.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >admitting Pozzium One is Ouya ver. 2

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty obvious someone is fricking shilling this here from the discord. You guys keep fricking posting about this when there's nothing to discuss and it's a fricking dead irrelevant concept. there are 130 posts and 61 posters which tells me that a few people are posting A LOT.

    Shut the frick up and stop making daily posts about this. It's so fricking obvious this is trying to drum up "viral" discussion so that when the "kickstarter" or whatever goes live more people know about it.

    Shut the frick up and stop posting this fricking garbage here. It's a scam and there's nothing to discuss.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. The fact it's getting daily posts, sometimes multiple, is telling me that someone is shilling this hardcore. They don't care if it's being mocked, they just want discussion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop being homosexuals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a stupid fricking shill and you're getting called out. Stop fricking making these threads for this non-existent trash. There isn't even a prototype. Frick off and go post elsewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shill for a system that doesn't exist and is a stolen concept from korea
          >totally not just a fun daily troll for morons like you who just rage at the fact people are having fun
          Frick off you no fun having c**t
          you act as if a chinese dev team of r4 people have any power

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick off!! We're just having fun posting about a non-existent piece of garbage that's going to be doing fund-raising soon to scam people!
            >It's totally fine! Frick investors, haha! We're edgy and hilarious and just having fun.

            >so... Anyways guys, post post post post. Haha, this tweet was so funny. Anyways... Keep posting... aha... New bread when? Uhhh!!! Polium general anyone? HAHA! So funnny... This is fun!

            Frick off Shillworth.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >getting mad at memes

              Shilly the Shill Shill making reasonable excuses for this trash being posted multiple times a day.
              >But it just means one person posted twice... About this garbage. It makes sense and is totally normal.

              >getting mad at memes
              lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you do know that just means 61 people posted twice? How is that hard to believe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shilly the Shill Shill making reasonable excuses for this trash being posted multiple times a day.
        >But it just means one person posted twice... About this garbage. It makes sense and is totally normal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >stop talking about vidya hardware on the vidya board
          poor baby, did an eceleb thread get bumped off the board?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah isn't the fricking whole point
            Of all of this
            To talk about video games????

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember fapping to the ouya-tan. Good times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah god times

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the OUYA failed because there wasn't a market.
    >thousands of chinese android portable consoles released and blooming.
    smells like butthurt,no on cares about web gaming only zoomies because they don't want to own anything at all.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank frick

    I was so tired of navigating the 17 websites while opening up multiple bank accounts every time I wanted to play Elden Ring.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No more multiple wallets or visiting multiple sites just to play a game
    You know, I don't think is a problem I've ever had with video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst is just multiple launchers but even thags just
      Nothing

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like another gimmick console, I'll pass I a PC and all the games I could ever want.

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