This isn't 2019 anymore, the world will never go back to that because the post WW2 economic and political world order ended on Feb 24th 2022. You're flying blind now, so investors and VCs are tightening their belts to weather a storm that may never end. The hard times beguneth.
>Survive 24
More like survive 34. We’re maybe 2 years into a 10 year cycle. Interest rates will stay high as will inflation. VCs ain’t coming back. Better adapt
So sick of normalgays not getting this is normal >make a bajillion dorrah acquisition >have to lay off all the redundancies, since there will be lots of redundancies >have to lay off all the people like HR since you have your own anyway >this is completely normal >people freak out anyway
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
It's almost like pouring 400 million into a game trying to make it an interactive movie is a novelty idea and people actually want games to play not movies.
No one cares enough about that game to start a competition. The selling point of Stellar Blade is that the developers fired some female employees and that the women are sexy. The game itself looks like completely forgettable korean slop.
>Start a petition
That's only something deranged Snoys do because their only identify in life is 'having more shit games than someone else' that they start a petition whenever a game doesn't come to their platform
Also it's pretty strange Dragons Dogma 2 isnt on that list considering it comes out the same day, are people going to not play it because it's releasing on Xbox as well
It'll come to PC at some point and since they treated PC players like second class citizens I'll treat them like second class video game developpers and pirate.
By April 2015, Bloodborne had sold over one million units,[94] and by September 2015, the game had over two million units sold.[95] Soon after release, Sony stated that the game's sales exceeded their expectations.[96] By February 2022, the game had sold 7.46 million units.[97]
If you're saying that because there's been no sequel, that's because BB was a Japan Studio project, and PS Commiefornia shuttered Japan Studio.
Stellar blade type games are a dime a dozen on pc and it'll probably come at some point anyway. People just want it because they can't have it (immediately)
what else are the japanese going to pre order right now? It's not hard being #1 when there is literally nothing else and PS5 won't be getting any new major releases until 2025. DD2 is the only game coming out soon that can be seen as competition and that's a much more niche title.
Their hoping it's somehow going to be a LOP tier soulslike to own the Xchads and PCtards, meanwhile were all gonna be playing DD2 which they should also be doing if they werent exclusive worshipping cultists
Just typical culture war shifts and contrarian adaptation. Especially zoomer leftists have decided to die on the hill of wanting to erase sexy women from mainstream medias because straight men like it, so of course right wingers pick the opposite position. In the end it is more important to own the feminists and the leftists than it is to champion traditional values.
>it's literally both sides every time >"m-muh both sides!"
This is like it you lived in a city with a super high rate of lethal stabbings and you tried to dismiss it by saying people complain about it a lot.
It kind of is both sides.
In the 90s/00s, it was religious soccer mums complaining about anime tiddies. Nowadays it's leftists complaining about anime tiddies.
>Especially zoomer leftists have decided to die on the hill of wanting to erase sexy women from mainstream medias because straight men like it
And that's based on what? People from Twitter? Instagram? Tiktok?
they are selling you a game you've already played 25 years ago, only now they're selling it to you in multiple full priced pieces with DLC promised down the line, and people are pre-ordering it like crazy
the industry is fricked and it's learning all the worst lessons.
Not really, all these remakes are proof that they're creatively bankrupt. They can only redo the same things from the past. Which I suppose isn't entirely bad for a newer audience or people with nostalgia but if its that much more popular than actual new games, this means the industry is doing very badly.
>Amazon Japan Pre-order chart
So was XVI and it ended up being one of the worst selling Final Fantsy games in Japan.
Everything points to Rebirth selling the same as XVI: a 60% drop from Remake
arent nips sony bawds?
the PS5 has literally 0 games lol >an episodic shameless cash grab with a time travel rewrite of the classic story
yeah, I would call this the final rape of squaresofts corpse. welcome to star wars final fantasy fans.
>arent nips sony bawds?
they were, before sony became californias bawd, no?
They were, until Sony CALIFORNIA asked JP devs to stop making sexy anime games.
I recall reading that the o button wasn't even the confirm button in Japanese PS5s (that's what Japan used forever for confirm). And that the PS5s project name was 'Trinity', literally also the name of the project the US did to make the nuclear weapons that bombed Japan.
>devs think they can sell whatever slop as long as it panders to minorities >devs will now think they can sell whatever slop as long as it panders to coomers
as long as console moviegames keep breaking sale records AAA games will always be shit
Not OP, but ff7 isn't a Sony game and I'm also happy about the success of games that aren't about female gorillas fighting against "the patriarchy". Not everything is related to console wars.
Not fast enough.
I celebrate every time I see one of these articles.
They will just rehire all that bloat once interest rates stop spooking them and some new trend brings venture capitalist investors back.
This isn't 2019 anymore, the world will never go back to that because the post WW2 economic and political world order ended on Feb 24th 2022. You're flying blind now, so investors and VCs are tightening their belts to weather a storm that may never end. The hard times beguneth.
>political world order ended
Ahhh yes, and every israelite stepped down from their positions of power
with how feverishly antisemetic zoomers are right now, they just might self cuck into oblivion anon
>Survive 24
More like survive 34. We’re maybe 2 years into a 10 year cycle. Interest rates will stay high as will inflation. VCs ain’t coming back. Better adapt
Can we hit 10k by march?
They just fired everyone with blue hair
So sick of normalgays not getting this is normal
>make a bajillion dorrah acquisition
>have to lay off all the redundancies, since there will be lots of redundancies
>have to lay off all the people like HR since you have your own anyway
>this is completely normal
>people freak out anyway
>>this is completely normal
>this is fine
>house burning
>doggo sipping
>this is fine
BACK TO WORK YOU ROASTIE, AND KEEP YOUR FRICKING POLITICS OUT *Raises back hand*
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
Why do you know what your mother and sister's pussies look like?
Why do you know what your father's dick smells like?
Are you ok?
Good. Western AAA needed to die years ago.
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Kek and I bet these same people will regurgitate some CNN propaganda if you implied the economy was in the shitter.
It's almost like pouring 400 million into a game trying to make it an interactive movie is a novelty idea and people actually want games to play not movies.
Stellar blade will flop because of no pc release
this. stupid of them to ride console exlusivity dick in the current day and age without being a huge already established brand name first
exclusives are always bad
t. communist
lol pctards are mad, better start a petition
No one cares enough about that game to start a competition. The selling point of Stellar Blade is that the developers fired some female employees and that the women are sexy. The game itself looks like completely forgettable korean slop.
Enjoy your flop
>Start a petition
That's only something deranged Snoys do because their only identify in life is 'having more shit games than someone else' that they start a petition whenever a game doesn't come to their platform
Also it's pretty strange Dragons Dogma 2 isnt on that list considering it comes out the same day, are people going to not play it because it's releasing on Xbox as well
It'll come to PC at some point and since they treated PC players like second class citizens I'll treat them like second class video game developpers and pirate.
Yup, imagine only releasing your game on an effectively dead console.
>Exclusively release a game rated AO on a console notoriously shitty about censoring titles
>game rated AO
It's not though only on korea which means nothing. It will be T rated shit with M rating. No nudity or sex like western games
and of course they'll blame it on "well maybe this isn't what people want after all"
>demon's souls flopped
>dark souls flopped
>bloodborne flopped
Stupid PCpoors. You were going to pirate it anyway, we all know.
Bloodborne did flop
By April 2015, Bloodborne had sold over one million units,[94] and by September 2015, the game had over two million units sold.[95] Soon after release, Sony stated that the game's sales exceeded their expectations.[96] By February 2022, the game had sold 7.46 million units.[97]
If you're saying that because there's been no sequel, that's because BB was a Japan Studio project, and PS Commiefornia shuttered Japan Studio.
inb4 that's their plan and the reason they let the devs get away with so much fanservice
Stellar blade type games are a dime a dozen on pc and it'll probably come at some point anyway. People just want it because they can't have it (immediately)
what else are the japanese going to pre order right now? It's not hard being #1 when there is literally nothing else and PS5 won't be getting any new major releases until 2025. DD2 is the only game coming out soon that can be seen as competition and that's a much more niche title.
>Pre-order
No, its not.
yes
What's 2nd?
Rebirth deluxe edition lol (and Ganker thinks this game is gonna flop), dragons dogma 2 is #4 and rise of ronin #5
Wow. Is 2024 going to be a good Vidya year ?
>B-but MUH CONG! preorder figures!
what's #2?
>Buying a mediocre Korean B tier Nier just for muh pwning the Feminists...
>buying a shitty and casual souls-clone nippon edtion just to flaunt to your fellow weeb troony
never gonna make it
Their hoping it's somehow going to be a LOP tier soulslike to own the Xchads and PCtards, meanwhile were all gonna be playing DD2 which they should also be doing if they werent exclusive worshipping cultists
>Shitty remake topping the charts
>People are still preordering games
No
Are Black folk healing? Do they still demand repawrayshuns
no it's very sick indeed.
Mmh could be worse then. name ?
always can be, anon. leah gotti, have fun
God bless anon
Until all millennials die gaming will never truly heal, but at the moment things seem to be getting better.
what happened to all the anti-coomer posters
Just typical culture war shifts and contrarian adaptation. Especially zoomer leftists have decided to die on the hill of wanting to erase sexy women from mainstream medias because straight men like it, so of course right wingers pick the opposite position. In the end it is more important to own the feminists and the leftists than it is to champion traditional values.
>video game has sexy woman
>the west has fallen
Doubt
>both sides!
moron.
>it's literally both sides every time
>"m-muh both sides!"
This is like it you lived in a city with a super high rate of lethal stabbings and you tried to dismiss it by saying people complain about it a lot.
It kind of is both sides.
In the 90s/00s, it was religious soccer mums complaining about anime tiddies. Nowadays it's leftists complaining about anime tiddies.
All in all, America is a cancerous nation.
>Especially zoomer leftists have decided to die on the hill of wanting to erase sexy women from mainstream medias because straight men like it
And that's based on what? People from Twitter? Instagram? Tiktok?
You're a fricking moron if you need someone to point it out for you.
>healing
ff7 literally have a Black person as a playable character
FF7 reboot is still a piece of shit. And I don't thik we'll go back to normality really soon
they are selling you a game you've already played 25 years ago, only now they're selling it to you in multiple full priced pieces with DLC promised down the line, and people are pre-ordering it like crazy
the industry is fricked and it's learning all the worst lessons.
>people shouldn't want to make money
t. communist
i want to frick eve a lot, might have to buy a PS5 for this angel
What’s #2?
>ff slop at number 1
not a chance
Sony saved vidya
Yes Rebirth is the Rebirth of JRPGs and Stellar Blade shows that the Koreans are also in for the pursuit of top-tier art in games.
Gaming is back.
Not really, all these remakes are proof that they're creatively bankrupt. They can only redo the same things from the past. Which I suppose isn't entirely bad for a newer audience or people with nostalgia but if its that much more popular than actual new games, this means the industry is doing very badly.
>Amazon Japan Pre-order chart
So was XVI and it ended up being one of the worst selling Final Fantsy games in Japan.
Everything points to Rebirth selling the same as XVI: a 60% drop from Remake
>60% drop from Remake
60% would be optimistic I would think, FF7R was a god damned abomination.
arent nips sony bawds?
the PS5 has literally 0 games lol
>an episodic shameless cash grab with a time travel rewrite of the classic story
yeah, I would call this the final rape of squaresofts corpse. welcome to star wars final fantasy fans.
>arent nips sony bawds?
they were, before sony became californias bawd, no?
this
They were, until Sony CALIFORNIA asked JP devs to stop making sexy anime games.
I recall reading that the o button wasn't even the confirm button in Japanese PS5s (that's what Japan used forever for confirm). And that the PS5s project name was 'Trinity', literally also the name of the project the US did to make the nuclear weapons that bombed Japan.
not until all mutts are killed
>Is vidya healing?
>FF7
No.
>Stellar Blade
If it sells well, yes. I did my part.
So much tendie and pcgay cope. You homosexuals will never be satisfied.
Yes.
>Boring FF7 remake part 2 featuring Ubisoft towers
>Korean slop for coomers with flashy looking gameplay that will undoubtedly be mediocre
No.
Asia won
muttistan lost
No. It's getting worse.
>devs think they can sell whatever slop as long as it panders to minorities
>devs will now think they can sell whatever slop as long as it panders to coomers
as long as console moviegames keep breaking sale records AAA games will always be shit
>pre-orders
No.
>cuck games in top charts
Vidya is doomed
Why are Snoys obsessed with charts. Do they have no games to play
>Japan
Aww what about the UK?! Get busy snoy those cherries won't pick themselves
No? We've already seen Japan is getting more and more woke.
have a nice day
After you SJWeeb.
Yes, westoids went way too hard on the AAA shit so everyone is mad tired of it.
>remakeslop
>healing
RE4 Remake was amazing and so will Rebirth. Cope.
I don't care if they nickle&dime you 5 times over, that's hardly "healing".
I have trouble naming a bigger sony+square wienersucker than genki.
OT: Guys, does anyone here have a friend who works at DICE and a contact could make possible?
Frick. Why is Stellar Blade Snoy exclusive?!
>vidya is healing
>but only if Sony games tops the sale charts
do snoytards really?
Not OP, but ff7 isn't a Sony game and I'm also happy about the success of games that aren't about female gorillas fighting against "the patriarchy". Not everything is related to console wars.
>Splatoon 3 winning
>Stellar Blade nowhere to be found
OHNONONONONONONO
>games for children sell more
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