Is vidya more attractive than a woman?

Because she falls for leftist bullshit about women being strong and independent and would get severely hurt, and cops are good for no one anon. I like my nephews and don't want to hurt their mom especially either, on the contrary I want to see her drop all this self absorbed bullshit and be a better, happier person, but she is in the position of threatening my father's life with her bullshit so there's that.

You can type all the hard words you want but when you're actually capable of deadly violence you use discretion. I hope that helps you understand.

>Don't be a little b***h afraid of the outside world.
this has literally been my personality my entire life

>how do I get a hooker if I don't drive and live with my parents?
Catch an Uber.

>how do I know it's trustworthy?
If I was in your shoes I would start by asking if you can keep going until your time runs out or MSOG(Multiple shots on goal) and if she has an Outcall. She'll then give you her rates and you choose. Then you ask her what the -ADDRESS- of her place is some girls do the homosexual shit of just giving you the street/crossroads,nah homie you need the address because you're getting an Uber,tell her this even if you're met with resistance google search it and if its a hotel/motel also request the room number.

You could also ask to facetime/snapchat video before heading out as a precautiionary too but that's up to you. But those are all completely sensible things to say that only a fake would deny you of.

Google the terms then.

>I'm assuming you pay in cash?
You can do cash but some hookers are cool with CashApp.

>I don't even have a Snapchat
>if I can even call with a fake number like what you mentioned
Make one. And I use TextNow myself and it works for calls. As for the phone thing as long as its a smartphone im pretty sure video calling will work.

I am not leaving my house unless I have to. And it's not so much the place, I just don't want to be around people, and my house has no people other than me.

Because you only get one (1) life and sitting in front of a computer screen or television set isn't a proper use of your one (1) life whereas having sex is

Have sex once, find out for yourself. Explaining this stuff is like explaining "red" to a blind person.

>So you're just forcing your own vision of life on others? Why is your opinion correct and others incorrect?
I didn't do this or say this. Are you replying to the right person?
I said do it once, so you can make your own judgement based on your own experiences. I don't know how you got whatever-the-frick-you-posted from that.

Jumping off a bridge would actually be easier since you don't have to waste time, money, and energy to do so kek.

am I the only handholdless virgin left on this board
do I have to go to wizardchan to be among peers now

Yeah, there are way too many fricking normalgays on here now, it's exhausting at times.

Why are you so scared of jumping of a bridge? Nobody is forcing you.
See, you have your standard and I have mine. Would I say no to the perfect gf just being handed to me? No. Would I say no to putting time, effort and money in a relationship that wouldn't even make me happy, or in a prostitute for some sex? Yes. The juice isn't worth the squeeze for me. If it is for you, good for you. But not everyone values things the same as you do.

>I had a bungee chord and it was fricking great.
You didn't really jump off a bridge, you are just an immature baby who will never be a real bridge jumper. Grow up and lose that cord, go live your life correctly.

I literally told you fricking moron. Do I have to spell it out for you again? I. Do. Not. Want. The. Result. In. Exchange. For. The. Payment. Required. Do you just go around in a store buying all the deals and then see what you like or not? No you don't, you only buy what appeals to you.

Frick you for repeating this again man, I already answered you 3 times, of which I spelled it out twice. Fricking low IQ normalgays fricking up with website.

I'm not you fricking illiterate Black person, but why would I want to do something I know I don't like? That's what I'm saying for the past 5 posts you absolute moron. Meanwhile you haven't answered my question, why would you do something you know you won't like?

>You don't know you don't like it, you have never done it.
Do you have to try drinking piss or eating poop to know of you won't like it or not? Do you have to try cutting yourself to know if it hurts or not? I can see what I have to do for a relationship and what I'll get out of it, same for hiring a prostitute, and it doesn't appeal to me. What's so fricking hard to understand about this for you? You seem like a "special" person anon, you should see a doctor or something to check if you aren't mentally moronic or something.

>Just trust me bro
Not exactly a compelling argument

I've had sex plenty of times in the past and I prefer video games.

True. I definitely would've regretted not having sex in my early 20's though. It's not even the same having sex with a prostitute but I guess it's a decent alternative to being completely sexless for long periods of time

Sex =/= meth

>Things are bad now so they will be bad forever :'(
Bad advice from a bitter incel.

That's your (wrong) opinion. Enjoy your sexual assault allegations when your b***h wants an easy ticket

This just sounds like a lot of words to say you're a giant coomer

because israelite needs new slaves
israelite can't yet make new slaves without sex getting involved

Whatever makes you feel satisfied. Like I said though,obligation isn't cool or even anything to be envious of. If I had the choice of waking up every morning deciding what I do VS waking up and planning around people I'd definitely choose the first option. Many people would.

what's your favorite thing to sync it to?
what happens if you cum and the thing is still going?

once you connect the handy via wifi you get a key, configuring that key on faptap sincronizes it with the video
same for downloaded scripts and videos, the player needs your key
there's even a comunity of people sharing keys to control each other handies but I prefer videos

I'm looking at faptap and I don't see a place to put a key
am I missing something

oh I thought it was on the videos themselves
how do you use standalone scripts and stuff then, or sync it to things not on the site?

what script player do you use?
jerking off is my main hobby but for whatever reason I just can't get myself to spend $200 on a masturbator

does it work on Linux?

what Web player lets you do that?

>I just can't get myself to spend $200 on a masturbator
I had spent around 2k € on different onaholes just to try different ones so trying this thing wasn't a big deal for me, since then I only bought a few sleeves for the handy, the grippy band and the hands free stand and cup

What issues? What would I Google to find your condition?

>ADHD
>OCD
>anxiety
>clinical depression
I have all of those and worse. Get over it, it's literally not that bad. It takes work, hard word, but it's not like you were born moronic. It's completely manageable if you put the effort in.

I have all your illnesses and worse. You are 100% not as sick as me and I promise you, its not that fricking bad.
Take some responsibility for your own actions, stop blaming everything on your "anxiety" and work on getting better.
Or you could keep doing what you're doing now (nothing) and keep getting the same (no) results.

I agree, it's much better to think "hah, that homosexual has no legs" and not even reply to the dumb homosexual with no legs. frick you legless homosexual

>too mentally sick to be able to help myself
Even mega autists have jobs, pay bills and live by themselves. You aren't this mentally sick, not by a long shot.

I have none of those
that should tell you how sick I am

I have no support structure to get me off my feet

I'M NOT FRICKING LAZY DAD
I'M DEPRESSED
I'M SO DEPRESSED I CAN'T EVEN MOTIVATE MYSELF TO MOVE OUT OF AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH EFFORT
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE MYSELF PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR ANIME BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO RELAX OR FEEL BETTER BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS FRICKING DISEASED AND THE CHEMICALS THAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO RELEASE TO REWARD ME FOR DOING SOMETHING ENJOYABLE OR BEING PRODUCTIVE DON'T WORK

I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THIS
I'VE STRUGGLED WITH THIS FOR YEARS IF NOT MY WHOLE LIFE AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I CANNOT HELP MYSELF BECAUSE MY DISEASED BRAIN DOESN'T LET ME THINK OBJECTIVELY OR PRODUCTIVELY

I NEED PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL HELP AND ALMOST CERTAINLY NEED MEDICATION IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FUNCTION AND HAVE COHERENT THOUGHTS AND MOTIVATION

I AM NOT FRICKING LAZY

Laziness caused by depression is still laziness.
Stop being lazy. This only upset you so much because you know it's true.

Alright, come and get me you fricking pussy. You want me to meet you somewhere?

>iPhone filename
Now things make a lot more sense

>I CAN'T EVEN MOTIVATE MYSELF TO MOVE OUT OF AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH EFFORT
Rest of it is a bit dramatic but damn if I don't relate to this bit in particular.

That's... what laziness is.
Are lazy fricks conditioned into believing they need meds to not be lazy in america?

Obvious samegay is obvious

Yes. It drives me fricking insane. I love most of the people here and love the land, but I hate the things this country does to people

>laziness is willing
Literally no definition of laziness says this. You're making up the definition of words.

That doesn't say "laziness is willing".
Why couldn't you put this much effort into being less lazy?

Okay. But effort doesn't solve being an orphan. Effort does solve being lazy and depressed.

my parents not kicking me out of the house or letting me starve is not a blessing, that's literally the fricking bare minimum of what they're supposed to do
the government should pay me enough so that I can live

no it's my mother being a drunken abuser and my dad enabling her and also abusing me himself trying to force me to be what he wants instead of caring about me as a person and recognizing I have real problems and need help

>I was sad so that excuses my shitty behavior
that's probably the same excuse your parents use

Jesus Christ, you are an butthole. A fricking J-O-B pays you enough to live. You could even go get god damn government job if you actually gave half a shit about anything other than throwing pity parties for yourself.

Threads like these are the reason I never tell people I'm depressed. It's become a complete buzzword that means nothing. I was going to write a rant here, but that'd just be playing into the stereotype so I'll just shut up now.

animegirlsniffinghair

I know exactly what you mean, anon. I was also diagnosed with depression, but that doesn’t even make the top 100 list of things people who meet me will learn about me first because I would prefer to cope with it than wallow in self-pity.

Go figure out why you're depressed.
It's fixable.

I appreciate actual advice like this
it's just a lot of times there isn't an easier way to do something, or it's such a monumental task (like everything having to do with the state of the house I live in) that it just feels hopeless or like a wasted effort
like I COULD try and fix the house up with my dad or whatever, but what's the point when it's totally falling apart, my dad has no money or time to deal with it, and I want to fricking move out to get away from my mother anyway? I just feel trapped

I don't have a license or car so it's literally impossible for me to work

my anxiety is too crippling to go take a driving test with a stranger

I don't have a license or car so it's literally impossible for me to work

This. Or walk, or get public transport. There's a million people who go to work everyday who don't drive. Why can't you be one of them?

I live in an American suburb
if you don't have a car you are a prisoner
it's horrible

there are literally no sidewalks for most of the road either and everything is miles away

Having a job doesn't necessarily help when it's a psychological thing.
>t. feeling trapped in my parents' house despite working in the space industry and earning more than enough to move out

>you're just a moron then
Yes that was exactly my point, well done.

Disregard the fact we're on shithole Ganker and Black person this and troony stuff aside. Genuinely worth looking into therapy because no one here is a professional. ADHD is also close to depression and you should screen yourself for that. When I was being screened for ADHD they also screened me for depression and asked if I ever felt like I failed others and myself and lose interest in things. What you're feeling isn't normal and needs medication and I mean that in the most respectful and helpful way. And there are no point to things sometimes which is why it's really cool.

If you're the poorest frick there is then wait till November and get on the affordable care act, if you at least have a job then that's a start I would think. You could apply right now too and this could be the first night you're trying to fix yourself for the better.
But also just look "where to start if you think you have depression" and keep googling. If you have no job ask your dad if you help him out he can give you some cash and just say for games but use it for mental health. He might call you a homosexual or something I dunno. Your mental health is private and once it gets better then you can let others know if you think they'd respond with love and acceptance. Some parents aren't loving and accepting. Wish you the best man.

Thanks. Everyone wants to go south I hate warm weather. I'd rather have seasons and when jt comes to women I found most of them can't handle winter the same way they freak over a little rain. So the Poconos are the ultimate filter for me.

Most people hate their jobs. So what?
Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do. That's what growing up is.
Grow up, your parents are going to be dead soon and you better be able to stand on your own 2 feet when they're gone.

Ok, same.
That didn't stop me from doing things worth a shit.