is vintage mario sauce good for you?

is vintage mario sauce good for you?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it supposed to be brown...?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the usual Nintendo release in the usual Mario container.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not good for you now get that 7 inches of brown Mario in that mouth boi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, if you eat it you will get botulism and die.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would actually be safe to drink, and just taste horrible.

        stacking rocks doesn't give you any knowledge about smelting sand into glass either

        A higher complexity design requires a more advanced society, making them
        much more likely to have similar skills in other areas.
        >doesn't give you any knowledge about smelting sand into glass either
        It’s a natural discovery once you start metal working.
        Here’s another example of Roman glass:
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycurgus_Cup

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, if you eat it you will get botulism and die.

          Ignore what I said, the wine (

          ) is safe to drink, not the Mario paste.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and it opens from the bottom back.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smelle

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$250 for fossilized goyslop

    holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's $250 for fossilized C O L L E C T O R S goyslop you plebeian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker - Video Games

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he meal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario if he congeal

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't just say congeal

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he onahole

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda tempted to buy it just for the lulz but nah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do it and youll be a legend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stick your dick all the way till your balls snack dabs on the glass

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >180 bucks for a shitty mass-produced glass with no artistic value
    Coomlectors are mentally ill.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im sorry im not buying your rotten cheese i dont care what shape its in

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single Sony character has products like this.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day Gankertard

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating this shit would cause you to do this before dying of heart failure

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spoiled food items don't decrease in value
    Games for this feel?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon, that's not a game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if it's edible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yellow-green in color
          That's not the color of the bottle they're describing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When's someone gonna crack that shit open and take a swig?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they could make bottles of that quality in 350AD? That's crazy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, 350AD had all sorts of technology that was at its peak for roughly the next 300 years.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, humans are evolving backwards

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DUURRR HURRRR TECHNOGOLY BAD HUMAN EVOLVE BACKWARD GO BACK TO STONEAGE THING BETTER
            literally have a nice day

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Technology is great, it's humans that are moronic

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Behold jocko homo

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            all for the sake of money
            don't know why

            >DUURRR HURRRR TECHNOGOLY BAD HUMAN EVOLVE BACKWARD GO BACK TO STONEAGE THING BETTER
            literally have a nice day

            chimped out at a different worded version of "use it or lose it"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >]
              BEECAUSE YOU RFFRICKIGN gayGIOTS WANT TO TAKE MTY ONLY ENTERTAINMENT AWAY ENTERTAINMENT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING PRODUCTIVE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude…

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            egyptians made the pyramids but didn't have glass bottles, DUDE

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pyramids are an easy to build shape.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                stacking rocks doesn't give you any knowledge about smelting sand into glass either

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Knowing what historians did to Crete with fancy ass freshly drawn bishounen boys and breasts on display girls on their pictures i can relate to doubting validity of any museum exhibitions.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I ever get terminal cancer I'm gonna risk it all to get a drink of this wine.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It cures you
          What now?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing that it remained sealed and that the water didn't evaporated completely. I really wonder if there are living bacterias inside.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        get the crystal pepsi guy to drink it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >presumed to contain wine
        inb4 it's just a Roman piss bottle from an ancient Roman NEET

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rome
        Like from the Bible? Lmao
        You know those are just stories, right? It's not real

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Bible is fictional
          >Therefore Rome is fictional

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get that MRE youtube dude on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Dogma
      moldy carrots had more value than fresh carrots

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    saucy

    yes

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to LA Beast I'm sure he'll eat it.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should be added for a meal fit for a gamer?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Mario jar could have so many uses once emptied and cleaned. Like shoving it up your ass or putting a Mario figurine in there and filling it up with jizz.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or a Yoshi

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it should be Toad for he needs to be punished for his sins

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have that mario cheez wiz bottle its empty tho it sits on my shelf with other knick knacks i own. dont know why anyone would want full one thats gross

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pics or it didn't happen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pics my man

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon delievers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Noice.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now's the time for you to go full madlad. Do something degenerate with it and go down in history, son!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'll give you $15 for it now,
          no questions asked

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put Amiibo Shiver in

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics my man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like a really cool collectable

      You know what you must do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consider filling it with shit and selling it online as unopened

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah he should fill it with fresh cheese whiz and sell it as fresh unopened for like 1k

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking kek. collectorgays have really hit a new low with this one.

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