Namekians don't have penises. They're slug-people that reproduce asexually. Ever wonder why you've never seen a female Namekian? Well, now you know. Daily Dose is Piccolo's fever dream, the only things that frick Vegeta are Bulma and life
To be perfectly honest, the way it was when it was broken in the initial release of DS2 was actually pretty good since it made running 2 different weapons on swap kinda important. Though it really fricked over fast hitting weapons.
The part that stretches and gets less visually attractive with excess use on the penis is the foreskin, which is composed of the same tissues as roastbeef flaps, So... Uh... I lost my point.
>The part that stretches and gets less visually attractive with excess use
anon if that was a thing then ALL porn star veganas would look awful and your ballsack would be a foot long after all the playing you do with it in the shower.
The green banana is the hardest, whereas each subsequent banana is mushier and worse smelling.
The same thing happens when a penis is used for sex.
Stay pure.
Yeah. Most mechanics can be good game design if its implemented well. Breath of the Wild is a good example of this, even if a lot of people had mixed feelings about it. BoTW as a whole supported this mechanic encouraging the player to explore
It's made by a troll.
But if it's not, it's made by a seething roastie in attempt to discredit any narratives that female veganas become loose from sex.
>See how silly this logic is if I apply it to a man?
>narratives that female veganas become loose from sex.
they don't though? Maybe with age or childbirth.
Let's say it's just your penis in your gf, how many fricks do you think you can get before it's loose? 30? 50? 100?
Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives, so how would that work? Or do you think she's loose after you frick her like 7 times?
Let's assume it takes the highest amount of "fricks" you suggested for a woman to get loose: 100
Let's also assume that an average woman has 29 sexual partners, like you suggest.
Out of the 29 sexual partners, most won't only frick her once. Some will frick her for months, while some will be a one-night stand. Let's say the average amount of fricks among those lovers is 5.
That's 145, using the most conservative numbers we can allow. 45% above your highest proposed threshold for a loose vegana.
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
t virgins
Turbo prostitutes definitely frick far more than 30 men. Turbo prostitutes are not all women though and if you think they are you are in the wrong community or just never never go outside/socially interact with people in general (far more likely) and get all of your concepts of women purely from porn and meme greentexts made by coomers and Changcels on the internet.
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
1 year ago
Anonymous
You watch far too much porn
1 year ago
Anonymous
My gf is a homebody that mostly just hangs out with her mother and sisters, I’ve been with her for nearly half a decade and have a kid coming soon, I have fricked her (and only her) probably over 1200 times at this point and I can tell you you’re a porn brained chimp who needs to experience the real world and real people for a change.
Yeah, I fricked an Chinese escort who's probably seen more dick than a highschool locker room and she clamped down on my dick so hard it actually hurt, shit was fricking cash.
Incels underestimate how much a woman can train her abdominal muscles to clamp on a dick even if her virginal tightness is gone.
Speaking of which, yu guys that veganas dont get flappy from having sex right? The idea is that she is "stretched out" makes no sense because no dick is that big, unless she is fricking exclusively does ridiculous giant dildos.
Yeah, because it molds to fit the penis of the person using it.
Using a vegana that isn't molded to your specific penis will damage it.
It's like how if you jerk off too much it damages your penis, because the hand isn't designed to mold to the penis.
Incels think a pussy that has had sex with 100 different dicks one time each somehow feels inferior to a pussy that has had sex with one dick 100 times.
It is different. First off the vegana molds to the penis, allowing easy and fruitful sex. Having multiple different penises with different shapes however wears put the vegana and makes it extremely loose. Second, a woman develops anti-sperm antibodies after the first insemination. Developing too many antibodies from different sources cna cause mild to severe anaphylactic responses as the antibodies become more valent and eventually attack the egg cells. Thirdly, dried cum in the folds of the vegana can cause the DNA of other partners to enter the egg cell during fusion, leading to an outbred depression effect on the child born.
It's twenty twenty fricking three, buy a urethra suppository with urethra cleaning product or at the very least buy a cheap urethra brush off amazon. There's no reason for semen to cake your urethra in this day and age.
The reason men don't like bawds isn't because of their pussy being "stretched out" it's because they've fried their brain and can't pair bond and thus can't form a connection of loyalty to a man. They'll drop him the moment it's convenient.
The only way to fix their brain is to abstain from sex for like a year and then make sure they marry the next man they sleep with because if they don't they gotta do it all over again.
This is why virgins are desirable. They remain loyal to their first time. Men's pair bonding recharges quicker like 1-2 months.
It stretches, yes. Have you never talked to mothers? It's their first complaint. Not only that, but veganal prolapses become very common immediately after birth. I've dealth with so many calls from first time mothers panicking about it that it ain't even funny.
>fap once a day normally >usually takes me like 10 minutes to find an image I like enough to finish to >try playing a porn game instead >have to fap to it like 3 or 4 times over the course of an afternoon
Dangerous rabbit hole
But my penis is white, not green?
>He isn't namekian
Ngmi
Namekians don't have penises. They're slug-people that reproduce asexually. Ever wonder why you've never seen a female Namekian? Well, now you know. Daily Dose is Piccolo's fever dream, the only things that frick Vegeta are Bulma and life
For survival horror it can be, since when implemented right it's a good tool to create resource anxiety. For RPGs it's just shitty grind padding.
To be perfectly honest, the way it was when it was broken in the initial release of DS2 was actually pretty good since it made running 2 different weapons on swap kinda important. Though it really fricked over fast hitting weapons.
>tfw my penis because a BBC from all the fapping
mmm... porn addiction might not be so bad after all!
woman moment
The part that stretches and gets less visually attractive with excess use on the penis is the foreskin, which is composed of the same tissues as roastbeef flaps, So... Uh... I lost my point.
You tried.
>The part that stretches and gets less visually attractive with excess use
anon if that was a thing then ALL porn star veganas would look awful and your ballsack would be a foot long after all the playing you do with it in the shower.
Ballsacks do get longer with age. Have you seen naked old men? Shit goes all the way to the knees.
>all the playing you do with it in the shower.
do women really think dudes just spend their free time playing with their balls
Does anyone play with their balls? Feels grody.
>you must be a woman if you are tired of people repeating the same broscience to each other to feel better about abstaining from everything .
>virginal penis is not desirable to anyone
>can't have a better penis until I have sex one time
WOW DUDE
Who the hell designed this game?
The green banana is the hardest, whereas each subsequent banana is mushier and worse smelling.
The same thing happens when a penis is used for sex.
Stay pure.
But it doesn't make sense as a food analogy, since nobody eats bananas that green.
You're not supposed to eat penis, just suck on it.
Latinos do, look up banana chips.
Yeah. Most mechanics can be good game design if its implemented well. Breath of the Wild is a good example of this, even if a lot of people had mixed feelings about it. BoTW as a whole supported this mechanic encouraging the player to explore
t. 15 partners
For me it's environmental storytelling
Imagine walking into a girls room and seeing this, regardless of context of why you are there.
>mfw
>collecting unborn babies
This is why I go on Tinder and waste women's time, turning them down before sex and leaving. bawd shaming needs to come back.
Sure you do
>conceptualize the olfactory impression
imagine the smell
ponder the scent
Sometimes I forget that women can be every bit as fricked in the head as the schizos on this site.
That's from a movie, right?
dude what, that image is like at least 15 years old by now
cogitate the bouquet
then you make banana bread and it's better than any bananas
>ripe is the worst banana
>virginal penis
>Best banana
>Had sex 1 time
Was this made by actual women or by the gays?
It's made by a troll.
But if it's not, it's made by a seething roastie in attempt to discredit any narratives that female veganas become loose from sex.
>See how silly this logic is if I apply it to a man?
>narratives that female veganas become loose from sex.
they don't though? Maybe with age or childbirth.
Let's say it's just your penis in your gf, how many fricks do you think you can get before it's loose? 30? 50? 100?
Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives, so how would that work? Or do you think she's loose after you frick her like 7 times?
Let's assume it takes the highest amount of "fricks" you suggested for a woman to get loose: 100
Let's also assume that an average woman has 29 sexual partners, like you suggest.
Out of the 29 sexual partners, most won't only frick her once. Some will frick her for months, while some will be a one-night stand. Let's say the average amount of fricks among those lovers is 5.
That's 145, using the most conservative numbers we can allow. 45% above your highest proposed threshold for a loose vegana.
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives,
lol
is that way friends.
Delusional. Or living under a rock
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
sorry she didn't tell you bro
t virgins
Turbo prostitutes definitely frick far more than 30 men. Turbo prostitutes are not all women though and if you think they are you are in the wrong community or just never never go outside/socially interact with people in general (far more likely) and get all of your concepts of women purely from porn and meme greentexts made by coomers and Changcels on the internet.
>You are in the wrong community
No, it is you who is in the wrong community.
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
You watch far too much porn
My gf is a homebody that mostly just hangs out with her mother and sisters, I’ve been with her for nearly half a decade and have a kid coming soon, I have fricked her (and only her) probably over 1200 times at this point and I can tell you you’re a porn brained chimp who needs to experience the real world and real people for a change.
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
>Don't think most women even frick 30 men in their lives
Yeah, I fricked an Chinese escort who's probably seen more dick than a highschool locker room and she clamped down on my dick so hard it actually hurt, shit was fricking cash.
Incels underestimate how much a woman can train her abdominal muscles to clamp on a dick even if her virginal tightness is gone.
Best is actually 3rd, stop being afraid to eat brownish bananas.
but they suck ass
I just turn the overripe ones into banana bread
you stay away from my dick you bakery fresh lunatic
>A-kun didn’t absolutely ravage this little moron and her mom
You can always cook a green-ish banana before eating it
All 4 look more appetizing than roast beef
Speaking of which, yu guys that veganas dont get flappy from having sex right? The idea is that she is "stretched out" makes no sense because no dick is that big, unless she is fricking exclusively does ridiculous giant dildos.
>your penis magically remains the same if you only have sex with the same person
Yeah, because it molds to fit the penis of the person using it.
Using a vegana that isn't molded to your specific penis will damage it.
It's like how if you jerk off too much it damages your penis, because the hand isn't designed to mold to the penis.
yeah alright captain claydick
Incels think a pussy that has had sex with 100 different dicks one time each somehow feels inferior to a pussy that has had sex with one dick 100 times.
It is different. First off the vegana molds to the penis, allowing easy and fruitful sex. Having multiple different penises with different shapes however wears put the vegana and makes it extremely loose. Second, a woman develops anti-sperm antibodies after the first insemination. Developing too many antibodies from different sources cna cause mild to severe anaphylactic responses as the antibodies become more valent and eventually attack the egg cells. Thirdly, dried cum in the folds of the vegana can cause the DNA of other partners to enter the egg cell during fusion, leading to an outbred depression effect on the child born.
That's not even the best version of that meme.
Is this site just trannies or what
Femcels are real and most of them are probably terfs
>terfs
How about you have a nice day, troony freak?
I mean they have a fair point with the STD thing
good thing I have never touched my penis
Your veganal fold origami tumor doesn't count as a penis, Audrey
Holy cope-aroni
If you don't touch it, and let nobody else touch it, then I hope it is annointed by, and absorbs, your virginal wife's pristine, velvety salve.
>The tastier penis is after 2 partners/regular masturbation
Not sure that's what the person who created that image wanted to convey
>tfw still no post-apo game with guns that break down with use and you have to Black person-rig them with duct tape because there are no spare parts
What is this actually for?
I think it demonstrates the different cross section from flaccid to erect
>church font used in letters
>wall is painted with a church color
I wonder who made this.
I love flicking my penis and hearing the echoes coming from inside.
Good thing people piss so it can cleanse the urethra
>he can still piss
lmao virgin
my dick is so clogged I have to extract the piss with a syringe
It's twenty twenty fricking three, buy a urethra suppository with urethra cleaning product or at the very least buy a cheap urethra brush off amazon. There's no reason for semen to cake your urethra in this day and age.
I just use q-tip and dish soap.
>Tfw when I can no longer pee because I cum too much
Fixed by switching sexes
>no u
Porn games where it's that but the opposite, where you have to level up your penis to frick higher quality pussy?
The reason men don't like bawds isn't because of their pussy being "stretched out" it's because they've fried their brain and can't pair bond and thus can't form a connection of loyalty to a man. They'll drop him the moment it's convenient.
The only way to fix their brain is to abstain from sex for like a year and then make sure they marry the next man they sleep with because if they don't they gotta do it all over again.
This is why virgins are desirable. They remain loyal to their first time. Men's pair bonding recharges quicker like 1-2 months.
For the most part, I didn't even know that there are literal balls inside the sack of a dude until someone told me.
>veganas become loose if they frick different guys
>but it remains magically intact if they only ever frick one guy ever
???
Iit stretches to the biggest peen, so you better pray you compare to her largest partner.
Anon
They push out babies
Do you unironically think a vegana stays baby sized forever after giving birth?
It stretches, yes. Have you never talked to mothers? It's their first complaint. Not only that, but veganal prolapses become very common immediately after birth. I've dealth with so many calls from first time mothers panicking about it that it ain't even funny.
why is sex so important in your lives even though you get none of it?
Go back to the 'fe sis
You just answered your own question
Dear Africans, why is food so important to you if you never even have any?
Bad faith argument and also an ad hominem
you homosexuals jerk off all day yet you talk about sex and women like you'd know shit.
>dick degradation
Lies and bullshittery, the only thing that can ruin your dick is gonorrhea and other STDs.
>jerk off daily
>can't get PEAK full mast without a week nofap
this is true
How old are you?
Im not sure if this was made by a perma virigin or a seething femcel
more troony cuckold dick discussion threads
>a bunch of virgins who never saw a pussy discussing if either veganas become loose or not
>fap once a day normally
>usually takes me like 10 minutes to find an image I like enough to finish to
>try playing a porn game instead
>have to fap to it like 3 or 4 times over the course of an afternoon
Dangerous rabbit hole
Beware porn game blueballs.
Will cause damage.
Just fire off and then fire off again later.
Far more healthy.