Is Witcher 3 worth playing?

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  1. 4 months ago
    saucy

    When I ran the game on my RX580 at 4k, it was 30FPS.

    It's since been updated with RTX elements. Take that as advice. :^)

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You like open world slop and doind lot of quest about using witcher detective mode? Also levelled drowners that can rape you if you go too much to north

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times did the drown to become so strong.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing can rape you in this game. You have infinite dodges and Quen to take a free hit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rats can rape you if 3 bites you at the same time

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get hit. That's what you use your infinite dodges for with their i-frames. Quen also lets you tank it if you still get hit. To say nothing about using an alchemy build to make Geralt completely broken. 2 did difficulty much better

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Only Witcher 1 is an actually GOOD game, and a proper ROLE-playing game.
    Rest of them are literal definition of console Ubishit in disguise.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not as good as the porn makes it out to be but I still enjoyed a few side quests and the DLC content.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game, definitely worth it. Don't listen to the other contrarians.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't played 1 and 2 I would not bother.
    TW3 suffers greatly from being open world bideo gayme. Don't use DX12 mode unless you enjoy shit FPS.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Witcher 3 compare to Elder Scrolls Oblivion and Skyrim?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A superior game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As open world sucks you can t reach a big tree monument that its tied to the main quests until you reach that quest also every Black person ( even rats ) will one shot you id tou go far north after the game let you explore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Witcher is not sand box like game.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good interactive movie, but bad videogame

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's extremely boring and the story isn't interesting enough to justify torturing yourself

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the best. 3 has the best girls to fap to

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, its amazing.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Play main game and then Toussaint DLC, its gorgeous and perfectly ends the story of you and your love interest.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    try to read the first book, w1 and w3 is a books reimagining and a continuation of the series respectively
    take your time and dont listen to w1 gays and w3 gays
    if you really wanna start somewhere, start with w2
    its a linear straightforward story that doesnt branch at all with purely cosmetic choices of which side you pick. it does translate into your w3 playthrough so thats neat
    w2 seems like an unappreciated underdog but honestly all the good stuff is there
    >smooth combat
    >skill tree instead of 2deep4u w1 progression
    >cinematics
    >improved controls
    >overall a short casual experience

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smooth combat
      >w2
      idiotic statement but outside of that I agree
      w2 is underappreciated very good game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was mostly comparing the prequels mechanics to a w2 ones
        combat is straight up a rhythm game
        im not playing osu ! with drowners for the first two acts nope
        whats funny is that it took them a decade to figure out a jump button

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fromsoft too and everyone sucks Mitsubishi micro wiener

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The skill tree its moronic having to spend 10 skill points to basic shit like throwing knifes before being able to use other branches

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is dated, combat is passable, main story could have been better with a different focus but it has SOUL so I don't mind the game treating me like a moron so much

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you like polish redheads. Seduce Triss properly. No fapping till she let's you touch her.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty decent, but stay away from the open world filler. the map is full of 10 million?s that are just filler garbage. if you want, only stop by a few on your way to and from quests but do not go out of your way to do them all. follow the red shit destroys any good sense of exploration. shame you can only pick between two manipulative sorcerer b***hes when there's way cuter girls. the combat is run of the mill third person crap but at least the game overall was way more witcher-y than 2 ever was.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is by far the most overrated game ever, you hop on any witcher 3 video and everybody and their mothers will praise the game but its just not good at all lol, it falls under a meme that the gaming community always falls for:

    >story is very stretched out and slow, also cryptic at times
    >some gameplay elements are locked but you slowly unlock them with time so gameplay doesnt get "too" boring
    >it gives you a few cool moments here and there but not so much, only to keep your attention and interest going

    >suddenly after 40 hours of boring ass gameplay insane shit starts to happen, more scenes more developing more acting more cool stuff more gameplay more story developing more literally everything, leading to a huge climax
    >after spending 40-50+ hours, your view on the game is warped and you fall into the sunk cost fallacy

    >>omg game is le masterpiece!!
    Not just witcher 3, shit like death stranding, hollow knight, and some more that I dont remember

    the combat + gameplay is just straight up bad, like there everything about it is just bad bad, not a single good thing about it, riding Roach is a complete nightmare without mods, and the open world is not even good, when you open up a map and see 200 question marks already waiting for you, thats not exploration thats just chores. I wont spoil anything but the story is so incredibly stretched out and takes too much time away from the most important character (Ciri), it goes like so "Geralt ill give you info but first you must do like 7 quests for me" "ok" "gives info" "move to next place, repeat"

    Admittedly there are some good parts about the game for sure, some characters are well done, the dlcs are better than the main story, it also has one of the best villains in gaming for sure, Ciri is really well done and you feel the impact you can give to her. If you really wanna play W3 just buy it on sale or pirate it, and go into it with the expectation that you'll fall asleep most of the time playing it

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    post more shani

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you're happy OP, made me reinstall

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    but
    the map is full of "?"
    do not treat them as a checklist, either ignore them and maybe check sometimes when it's on your way during quest, or I think there was an option to turn them off?
    it's a great game, but if you try to be completionist about the map filler instead of doing the real quests it will quickly start to get boring

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    once you unlock rend the game completely falls apart. you can infinitely stunlock everything and it goes through blocks and parries and you can cancel dodges and parries into rend

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