Isnt Doom Eternal technically a 3-D bullet hell?

Isnt Doom Eternal technically a 3-D bullet hell?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no it's an arena shooter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but it demands the same skillset as a bulllet hell from the player.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up moron.

        A bullet hell is a game where the level is so filled with bullets that there's only one spot in it that you can be in and not die. Doom, any version of it, is just a game you get shot at a little bit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in name only, actually it's corridor shooter do not compare this cod inspired shit to an actual genre

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yuh cause he shoots da bullets in hell

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I bomb to cancel bullets? Can I graze bullets for points?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bullet hell
    >in a game where you don't pay attention to bullets

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
    >moronic door opening cutscene plays
    >"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >follows Skyrim™ compass
    >Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
    >Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
    >cacophony of moronic monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >switches weapons 75 times
    >dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >swings on monkey bars
    >performs impse
    >250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
    >Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
    >"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
    >Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
    >DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >previously on Zoom Eternal...
      >WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
      >"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™"
      >Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man
      >"come on Hugo I mean Intern"
      >pulls out the hammer of israelite'israelite the sensational betrayer
      >does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over
      >pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times
      >silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is
      >"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels"
      >enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon
      >more fricking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music
      >"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee"
      >activate EPIC iron man helmet closing
      >"even a SLAYA could use some help"
      >epic Dr Strange portals open
      >"DOOMvengers assemble"
      >level remains silent because shit music
      >BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT
      >"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA"
      >"no u"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >previously on Zoom Eternal...
      >WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
      >"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™"
      >Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man
      >"come on Hugo I mean Intern"
      >pulls out the hammer of israelite'israelite the sensational betrayer
      >does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over
      >pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times
      >silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is
      >"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels"
      >enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon
      >more fricking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music
      >"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee"
      >activate EPIC iron man helmet closing
      >"even a SLAYA could use some help"
      >epic Dr Strange portals open
      >"DOOMvengers assemble"
      >level remains silent because shit music
      >BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT
      >"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA"
      >"no u"

      I haven't seen this pasta in many moons, thank you for the fricking laugh
      do you got the original witcher 3 one? I have the vocaroo saved somewhere... "c'mon roach..."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >*whistles for magic horse*
        >autoruns on road to quest marker
        >*toucan sam vision activates*
        >"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
        >"Come on, Roach"
        >*follows nose*
        >guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
        >"OY BLOODY 'ELL FRICKING c**t SHIT FRICK c**t, IT'S A FRICKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
        >"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
        >"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
        >"Come on, Roach"
        >*autoruns on road back to village*
        >"OY BLOODY FRICK c**t WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FRICKING c**t?"
        >"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
        >"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
        >"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        >10 crowns received

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >previously on Zoom Eternal...
      >WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
      >"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™"
      >Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man
      >"come on Hugo I mean Intern"
      >pulls out the hammer of israelite'israelite the sensational betrayer
      >does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over
      >pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times
      >silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is
      >"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels"
      >enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon
      >more fricking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music
      >"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee"
      >activate EPIC iron man helmet closing
      >"even a SLAYA could use some help"
      >epic Dr Strange portals open
      >"DOOMvengers assemble"
      >level remains silent because shit music
      >BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT
      >"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA"
      >"no u"

      >current year
      >eterBlack folk still have not recovered from this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >previously on Zoom Eternal...
      >WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
      >"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™"
      >Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man
      >"come on Hugo I mean Intern"
      >pulls out the hammer of israelite'israelite the sensational betrayer
      >does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over
      >pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times
      >silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is
      >"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels"
      >enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon
      >more fricking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music
      >"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee"
      >activate EPIC iron man helmet closing
      >"even a SLAYA could use some help"
      >epic Dr Strange portals open
      >"DOOMvengers assemble"
      >level remains silent because shit music
      >BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT
      >"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA"
      >"no u"

      [...]
      I haven't seen this pasta in many moons, thank you for the fricking laugh
      do you got the original witcher 3 one? I have the vocaroo saved somewhere... "c'mon roach..."

      >*whistles for magic horse*
      >autoruns on road to quest marker
      >*toucan sam vision activates*
      >"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
      >"Come on, Roach"
      >*follows nose*
      >guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
      >"OY BLOODY 'ELL FRICKING c**t SHIT FRICK c**t, IT'S A FRICKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
      >"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
      >"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
      >"Come on, Roach"
      >*autoruns on road back to village*
      >"OY BLOODY FRICK c**t WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FRICKING c**t?"
      >"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
      >"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
      >"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      >10 crowns received

      >Last one

      https://vocaroo.com/7zwQIahOj0Q

      Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao 😛 THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fricking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well... there are bullets... and you do go to Hell...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Leave term "bullet hell" the frick alone. It's impossible to find real bullet hells because every dumb Black person treats it like a cool buzzword.
    The closest there is to 3D bullet hell is Devil Daggers.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to get into nu doom but the art direction is grating, it's an fps where the sky, the ground, and the enemies are all black and red, too much platforming and the enemy ai is dumb af
    it's just not good enough, though the gunplay itself is solid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say the platforming in at least doom eternal is a much needed pause from the fast combat

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Doom + Quake with a dash

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no but FURI is

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could make that argument about a lot of shooters, including the original DOOM with custom levels. Hell, Plutonia might qualify on its own

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is not a single FPS ever made that qualifies as bullet hell. Being shot at 10 times per second or even 100 times is not bullet hell. Picture related is bullet hell.

      In a real bullet hell FPS the first thing you'd notice is that you literally cannot SEE any of the enemies, walls, or anything on your screen because your screen is 100% covered by enemy bullets at all times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is Touhou not a bullet hell at difficulties below Lunatic because it doesn't look like this when I play it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every difficulty beyond Lunatic is definitely for babies.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Destroyer Blade

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