I don't like eating pork at all. Not a fan of the flavor or the texture, and I often feel kind of strange after eating it.
I wonder if some old testament homie had the same problem and that's why he didn't like that shit.
>not a furry >this gets my dick diamonds
Where did I go wrong?
Pig meat is pretty bad for you uncooked, same as chicken really. Some desert moron 2000 years ago probably ate bad pork and wrote about it in big invisible skyman book and thats where all that shit comes from.
>Where did I go wrong?
You're attracted to the female form like the majority of men, you just stopped being picky about some of the specifics. Some of us get lulled in early, others well-post adulthood, but eventually we all crave the exotic unexplored races of fiction because of the wild, untamed frontier they present our dopamine-junkie ape brains with.
Bleh, I was hoping for getting blackmailed into having to put my dick into her butthole. It's okay though, this is a way to avoid descending into the furry pipeline.
wdym, the game is building up to her being OK with you canoodling with others, the beach bit was a prelude for this
Never played as of yet (what' the latest version? LastI checked only old ones are available freely and its some sort of patreon crap otherwise) but aren't there multiple story paths and sex scenes? Seems the best way to ensure that everyone gets what they want outof the game and nobody gets annoyed that shit they don't like is mandatory.
multiple sex scenes yes including one or two with non-pig characters
multiple story paths kinda-but-not-really, you can frick up at certain things and it'll remember you fricked up
futa is optional
most recent version is 0.6.0 on f95zone
>prostitutes shave their pussy since ye olde times and probably further back just because lice were always an issue and no one wants to frick a prostitute with creepy crawlies jumping out of her snatch at you >innocence
Ha ha what? What kind of ignorant ass moron shit am I reading here? Do none of you dumbasses read a history book in your lives?
Immigration.
Different kins have a different amount of body hair, you just exposed yourself for having medium/low body hair and if you meet women who have more, it gives you a hint that their are not of your kin. Shaving is an equalizer, it allows women to pretend that they are all similar so that they don't get excluded from mating so that they can prostitute themselves for resources.
>Muh kin
Shut the frick up you inbred hick, like actually have a nice day. You are so obsessed with muh race that you think genital hair is some ancient aryan phenotype.
>body hair is not genetic
Ok Hans, did Achmed who pretends to be 15 but is 35 finished raping your daughter at school? A necessary sacrifice, she had to be raped so that you don't lose your job in the system you live in.
mating press some day
impregnate no because your relationship is off-the-books and she is royalty
the game gives you anal focus as an option specifically to cum inside as a result
This lass is my perfect blend of strength and femininity. I don't think there's a single musclegirl I enjoyed gazing upon as much as this one. What is her game like? Is she a potential romance candidate? What are the circumstances in which you get together with her?
I would really prefer if you would be quiet. but yes you are correct
>be a rapist pigwoman
>can't actually rape any men because they all crave pigussy
why is life so unfair for pigwomen
I don't like eating pork at all. Not a fan of the flavor or the texture, and I often feel kind of strange after eating it.
I wonder if some old testament homie had the same problem and that's why he didn't like that shit.
>not a furry
>this gets my dick diamonds
Where did I go wrong?
Pig meat is pretty bad for you uncooked, same as chicken really. Some desert moron 2000 years ago probably ate bad pork and wrote about it in big invisible skyman book and thats where all that shit comes from.
you're okay for now, she's basically just a super hot woman with ears, nose, and a tail. beware though, it's a slippery slope.
>not a furry
>get hard to furry characters
anon...
>Where did I go wrong?
You're attracted to the female form like the majority of men, you just stopped being picky about some of the specifics. Some of us get lulled in early, others well-post adulthood, but eventually we all crave the exotic unexplored races of fiction because of the wild, untamed frontier they present our dopamine-junkie ape brains with.
sanest post ive red all day
this is my first year going to e621 and i've been using it more than the other booru sites this year
Its tragic considering what we do to them
You are fine that hardly a furry
Cover the legs and head and its just an average fetishized "anime big booba thicc milf"
Women cant rape
>Women cant rape
NO NOOO DON'T DUCK MY wiener DON'T SUCK MY wiener NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DON'T DUCK MY wiener
Rape is legally defined as a man putting his wiener in a person's holes without consent.
Women cant rape.
i was reading this kind of MRA take on reddit 10-15 years ago
That was back in 2015 during feminist takeover, now troons took over, it's back to "stealing" sex, like "rapine" is stealing property.
what are the odds
such as?
>femdom
Terribly plebeian opinion.
She lacks wiener, regrettably.
>She lacks wiener, regrettably.
>regretably
No, nothing regrettable about that, fricking futa gays are as bad as NTR gays. Frick off with your fetish.
All I can hear is some Black person homosexual noises. Never reply to me again.
Anon, stop listening to yourself and you'll stop hearing those voices.
He's not wrong about futa gays and you're not wrong about her not having a wiener, but she's still going to finger your butthole.
futaCHADs already won
>No scene with the Zebra and Giraffe
wasted potential
>Look up real Zebra ejaculations online
Good fricking LORD
It's a horse, anon. What did you expect?
Also chimps need to jerk off like 20 times a day or their balls will explode.
>Also chimps need to jerk off like 20 times a day or their balls will explode.
...hot?
>it's a horse
It's a donkey.
The problem with this is that the development is SLOW.
Otherwise peak art.
Also gib hippo mommy
Why is the one in the middle so fat?
Is it really happening?
Yes, you're going to get your butthole probed by her
Bleh, I was hoping for getting blackmailed into having to put my dick into her butthole. It's okay though, this is a way to avoid descending into the furry pipeline.
and there it is, homosexuals ruin another good piece of art
I hope she was bush.
Same
wow cyancapsule actually putting out updates that don't take longer than 6 months
>creator cucks the player out of a good time because they want you to stay loyal to the dumb pig b***h
super lame, nobody is playing this stinker for the plot, let me frick the dog already
wdym, the game is building up to her being OK with you canoodling with others, the beach bit was a prelude for this
this, I just want to frick around the pig town while the human hype lasts
Never played as of yet (what' the latest version? LastI checked only old ones are available freely and its some sort of patreon crap otherwise) but aren't there multiple story paths and sex scenes? Seems the best way to ensure that everyone gets what they want outof the game and nobody gets annoyed that shit they don't like is mandatory.
multiple sex scenes yes including one or two with non-pig characters
multiple story paths kinda-but-not-really, you can frick up at certain things and it'll remember you fricked up
futa is optional
most recent version is 0.6.0 on f95zone
BRONWEN
BREED THE BOAR
I want my impregnation dammit.
Hairy pussy is the best. I can't understand how shaven twat became popular, that shit is ugly. That is like the perfect amount of pussy hair.
IIRC it was because hairless was associated with youth/innocence.
>prostitutes shave their pussy since ye olde times and probably further back just because lice were always an issue and no one wants to frick a prostitute with creepy crawlies jumping out of her snatch at you
>innocence
Ha ha what? What kind of ignorant ass moron shit am I reading here? Do none of you dumbasses read a history book in your lives?
I'm talking about as a fashion trend in recent history. Look at some vintage porn and it's bush city.
Immigration.
Different kins have a different amount of body hair, you just exposed yourself for having medium/low body hair and if you meet women who have more, it gives you a hint that their are not of your kin. Shaving is an equalizer, it allows women to pretend that they are all similar so that they don't get excluded from mating so that they can prostitute themselves for resources.
>Muh kin
Shut the frick up you inbred hick, like actually have a nice day. You are so obsessed with muh race that you think genital hair is some ancient aryan phenotype.
>body hair is not genetic
Ok Hans, did Achmed who pretends to be 15 but is 35 finished raping your daughter at school? A necessary sacrifice, she had to be raped so that you don't lose your job in the system you live in.
confirmed, santa's #1 helper is a squirrel
someone make a sexable npc mod plz
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
that's a hog(hoggess? Hoggette?)
hog
MUH DICK
Now that's a woooooman baby
>tusks randomly disappear
shame
Kissing Bronwen's tummy and having her sit on my face for eighteen billion years
How long until we can mating press and impregnate princess emelie
mating press some day
impregnate no because your relationship is off-the-books and she is royalty
the game gives you anal focus as an option specifically to cum inside as a result
>she is royalty
That just means it needs to be in the game more so she gets her piggy princess womb knocked up by some commoner
anon pls i wish to see a heavingly pregnant pig as well but the game gives a good reason for why that's not desirable
This lass is my perfect blend of strength and femininity. I don't think there's a single musclegirl I enjoyed gazing upon as much as this one. What is her game like? Is she a potential romance candidate? What are the circumstances in which you get together with her?
can someone give this homie a link, i think he might be in danger