Isn't it just sad? Just unfair? How Morrigan is so much better than Yen but Dragon Age is so much worse than Witcher?
Isn't it just sad? Just unfair?
Isn't it just sad? Just unfair? How Morrigan is so much better than Yen but Dragon Age is so much worse than Witcher?
Are those total numbers or per capita?
Origins mogs the entire Witcher trilogy alone.
DA is better though. Witcher is just cringe
>fockin witchah wankah kill the ploughin monstas in mah barn u frickah
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH XD
Perfect example of "say you're 15 without saying you're 15".
>western devs can't make attractive wo-
>but Dragon Age is so much worse than Witcher?
But that's wrong. TW3 is the most overrated game of all time while DAO is actually playable and enjoyable.
>but Dragon Age is so much worse than Witcher?
Depends on how you compare the games. DAO mogs the first two Witcher games, and TW3 is also kinda overrated, but it has some strong aspects. DA2 and DAI obviously pale in comparison even to TW1, but not sure whether the bar is very high there.
Morrigan fricks her son rather than fricking Black folk like Yen
Morrigan
>loving, protective mother
>stays loyal to the warden even in their absence while seeking a cure for the Calling
Yen
>barren prostitute
>fricks around behind geralt's back to piss him off
it's not really much of a competition
>Oi bloody ell witchah my mate Wilhelm's gone missin will you find him?
If the price is right
>Quest: Find Wilhelm
>call magic horse
>look at minimap
>follow dotted line to Wilhelm's house without taking eyes off of minimap
>dismount horse
>briefly take eyes off of minimap to kill the 2-3 nekkers/drowners/wraith
Damn you're ugly
>Return eyes to their proper place (the minimap)
Mmmm... Should search for clues
>Find Wilhelm: Use your Witcher Senses™ to search for clues!
>Press the Witcher Senses™ button
>Approach clue #1
A scrap of cloth... From his shirt?
>Approach clue #2
Blood. There was a fight.
>Approach clue #3
Scoiatael... *sniffs* and they were drinking elven wine
>red cloud appears
>Find Wilhelm: Follow the scent trail to track down the Scoiatael!
>Follow the trail, my eyes still having barely left the minimap
A cage... this could get ugly
>Find Wilhelm: Free Wilhelm!
>Approach the elves
>Brief and pointless cutscene plays showing the elves picking up their swords
>Kill the elves
Shit you stink
>Cutscene shows me helping Wilhelm out of the cage
>Oi bloody ell witchah I thought I was goner *audible gulp*
>Does not explain why he was kidnapped
>Return to quest giver for 50 Orens (clearly did not like Wilhelm very much)
>Blimey thanks Witcher
>Aaaahhhhhh
frick this game. I recently reinstalled it to play blood and wine but I couldn't take more than a couple hours. the quest design is fricking awful.
TW3 has at leats as much pozzed shit as DA:I just spread across more ground
'Tis cold in my tent
Why did they squeeze her brain in
If only Morrigan had bigger breasts
No and I hate the r34 where they boost up her breasts