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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything about this game is super fricking cool except playing it made me feel like I was playing an offline mmo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's okay when dragon's smegma does it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually had more fun playing this game than dragon smegma though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dragon's smegma
        stupid shit like this makes me laugh
        it's over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically this
      I lost interest in the game within the first hour and never went back. Being told to, at an extremely slow pace, spam the same fricking ability to wear down a bat or a bird or whatever so that I got +35 xp just made me frick off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's okay when runescape does it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even. You get fricking exp from walking into new areas, sidequest, I think field shit like installing probes or interactable objects. This motherfricker has other options choose to kill mobs and complained about it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s complaining about it feeling like an MMO but offline, runescape is an actual online MMO so of course it would be ok when it does it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            X was online. Originally.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it had multiplayer and online components but it wasn’t an MMO. The other anons were complaining about it being an offline MMO and I’m saying Runescape isn’t.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But other anon is moronic though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but the other anons are smart though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The other anons are smart though
                other anons
                >Elden Ring is the best open world
                >Genshin is better.
                >If it was a third person shooter game it would have been 10/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      truth here

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen quite a few people call this their favorite game. I want to try it sometime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm one of those people

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lin Lee Koo

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game except the text is too fricking tiny and unreadable
    >inb4 get glasses

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sitting like 50 feet away from your TV?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about XB2

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd play this if it didn't have the worst fricking ear-rape battle and city themes

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is pure kino. It's not ludo, however, which is why tendies get their knickers in a knot.

    + Unparalleled sense of scale and verticality
    + Gorgeous environments
    + Cringekino soundtrack
    + The feeling when you first get the mech and are able to freely explore the world
    + The overall sense of freedom to explore and do whatever the frick you want when you want with minimal gate keeping

    - The sidequsts are unfortunately MMO-tier bullshit, yet the majority of them are genuinely and surprisingly well-written.
    - The cast of character you can play as is very large and most of them suck
    - The battle system never really clicked for me. I read guides on how to game the systems to my.advantage but I did not have the requisite skills because I just played how I wanted to play and picked the class that felt the best to me. I'm genuinely just not a fan of Xenoblade battle systems. They are serviceable at best.
    - The online component is rather superfluous, you aren't really missing anything by it being dead in the water at this point but you can sense it's lingering presence
    - The interlude chapter cutscenes """Japanese humor""" were cringe
    - Plot is pretty much a non sequitur and serves as a backdrop for exploration. "There's something about this planet..."
    - Uncanny valley character models
    - The Wii U functionality is dumb (as are the resource nodes/whatever it is they had going on down there) and it along with the map/fast travel could have just as easily been in their own menus.

    It really feels like it could've been more, but what we got when you aren't looking for flaws is *extremely* good. I actually would not mind replaying it again even though I played it for the first time two years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a third person shooter mech game it would have been 10/10.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either that or just replace everything with a Gambit system and rip-off FFXII wholesale.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that would barely change anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the world design is absolute top tier to the point I don't think any other game has equaled let alone surpassed it to this day but it's not very fun to play

      which is why I really hope monolith's action game is real, imagine their talent for world design with a good combat system

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        best world is elden ring and it isn't close

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >best world is elden ring and it isn't close

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le ebin poison swamp le ebin gothic castle
          have a nice day and dilate (in that order)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        best world is elden ring and it isn't close

        Genshin is better.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was shit to begin with

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's criminal that none of the other games had skells. the shitty fusion from XB3 doesn't count.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope Skells or other pilotable mechs are in the next game MS does. Cause frick I miss them so much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both the gameplay and the exploration are ruined by dolls.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always complete shit.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok so just finished reading the thread and it sounds like it was indeed extremely shit and extremely flop as frick

    good to know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a very cool game with bad combat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Form your own opinions, you worm.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even that old, how did it "age"?

  14. 3 months ago
    Gaiapolis

    >Xeno anything
    its always been shit anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you're the biggest anti-jrpg shitter X is a sci-fi game cliser to a WRPG. Heavier focus on roleplaying as whatever with your avatar. Even if you're moronic you can click with X.

      • 3 months ago
        Gaiapolis

        Yes, but Xeno a shit anon.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are speaking as if you ever played it

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said the same thing about the first DMC game yet anons call me crazy.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see what monolith will be able to pull off with more modern hardware

    insane to think X runs on a giant piece of shit like the wii u

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you vill have xenoblade 1 rehashed for the fourth time and you vill like it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL I understand the meme it's a german accent it references the world economic forum guy !!! XD epic just epic sister

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        xenoblade 2 wasn't a rehash tho

        LOL I understand the meme it's a german accent it references the world economic forum guy !!! XD epic just epic sister

        stfu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern hardware is a meme. The only good tech is Nvme SSD tech. Everything else is eaten up by shit code.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong. XBCX is still #1.

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