Yeah I'm thinking industry is dead
Why would Serious game devs waste time making vidya that gets review bombed, when you can just use AI to put stolen assets and cancerous crafting survival fortnite mechanics on Unreal and get THIS response and sales???
So glad I got out of this shit hobby
>when you can just use AI to put stolen assets
Lmao, are you lolcows still trying to push the AI narrative to discredit someone who BTFO your pokemans. Why not shit on gamefreak for not making something good in decades instead of trying to pull everyone else down to your level.
You're acting like they've made a better Pokemon game? They haven't. They've made a fortnite game, but as far as I can see the best most profitable turn based battle game is still Pokemon
Sorry palchuds
it's more of a valheim game than a fortnite game
i know your small brain sees the similar graphic aesthetic and instantly think it's a 1:1 clone but it's not so simple
Oh frick off c**t. 3rd person shooter in style of fortnite with empty open world and crafting mechanics. Go back to school you stupid little frickwit, you need to be 18 to post here
You must be mentally inept if you can't see the clear point of comparison here please lobotomise yourself because mommy won't do it for you
4 months ago
Anonymous
fortnite is a fast-paced multiplayer game and building is only used for combat
palworld is a slow-paced single-player/co-op game and building is NOT used for combat
you have never played fortnite.
I don't care how the game gets made just make sure it works and is fun. Not like you contrarian homosexuals care that you eat chocolate built off the backs of kids in sweat shops anyway. >durr both bad
yet your priority only has one objective and it lies in a video game instead of real world scenarios lmao
this game is fascism, plain and simple, I warned y'all unregulated AI would lead to this, we need to unionize and demand much stricter rules to game development to stop this from ever happening again.
Nobody cares about about muh AI or moralities. People only care about "holy shit Pokemon with guns". Most AIgays only ever put out randomly generated slop with no thought on the game itself and churn it as fast and as many as possible like every other asset flips.
>noooo you can't make cheap games that millions of people want to play, you need to make proper AAArtistic snoozefests and then spend 100 millions on marketing to trick people into paying $80 for a game that will sit in their library, think of the poor advertisers!
They found their niche, it's a 3D game that delivers casual fun. Doesn't mean good games with a smaller niche like Pizza Tower, Noita, Sonic Mania won't stop being successful. Copying another game that has nothing to do with what you're doing has always been foolish and resulted in disaster.
>Copying another game that has nothing to do with what you're doing has always been foolish and resulted in disaster.
Unless you make open world survival crafting slop and decide to copy Pokemon for some reason? This is a moronic take anon, if this game proves anything it’s that soulless trend chasing is 100% effective. The tens of millions of dollars this studio is hoovering up for what is literally an Early Access Open World Indie Survival Crafting title is proof positive that you CAN cash in on what’s popular.
2 mil but I think the peak is pretty soon, there actually just isnt that much content and the crafting/building/survival aspect is really thin. Games like Valheim really only grow long term (at least longer than a week) because the building tools are so good
Why HAVEN'T a AAA studio ever tackled crafting survival games? It's really weird, it's almost exclusively an indie genre. Feels like the first studio to put serious money behind this would just... make a billion dollars
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E3%83%91%E3%83%AB%E3%83%AF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%83%89
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CHUBERS ARE WAKING UP
I lost 17k USD in the recent market dumps, I don't care
Meanwhile I'm heavily invested in the Palworld player count and hype, been playing the game almost non-stop since its release kek
>it'll never get to 500k >it'll never get to 800k >it'll never get to 1000k >it'll never get to 1500k >it'll never get to 2000k <---- You are here >it'll never get to 3000k >it'll never get to 4000k
>it's going to die in 2 days >it's going in die in 2 weeks <--- You are here >it's going to die in 2 months >it's going to die in 2 years >okay but pokemon sold more >okay but minecraft sold more >okay but it will get outsold by the next open-world streamer fad
The beginning of mass triple a monster catching games is upon us. Gamefreak is currently ropemaxxing, knowing the end is upon them spending 20 years doing nothing innovative with the ip
Cod had gotten stale peaking at blops 2
Battlefield(Star wars) was a giant stinky
Halo 343 was dropping stinkies
Destiny was stale
Csgo has a saturation point because twitch shooting is not that fun.
Giving players an 8kmx8km map to fight was something way different
The game is creating it's own inertia now, it's in a feedback loop off it's own success, it's entered a FOMO state, nitendies are consneeding and buying it.
None. People who don't give a shit about a videogame, won't buy a videogames, regardless of the amount of ads and shitposting anywhere on the internet, including Ganker.
under 2kk people are rookie fricking numbers. wanna impress me? Sell more than Minecraft did. Which might happen in a couple of years, but I probably still won't give a shit about the game itself.
It's already leaking into the normiesphere a bit, though. See reddit's failed attempt to get BG3 to 1mil.
None. People who don't give a shit about a videogame, won't buy a videogames, regardless of the amount of ads and shitposting anywhere on the internet, including Ganker.
under 2kk people are rookie fricking numbers. wanna impress me? Sell more than Minecraft did. Which might happen in a couple of years, but I probably still won't give a shit about the game itself.
now prove those twitter morons are tendies. i bet 90% of them have old tweets saying something along the lines of "it's always ethical to pirate nintendo games'.
I swear palworld was designed in a lab to appeal to them. It has everything that attracts vtubers. Cute critters, cool critters, the ability to do cruel shit to critters for clips, jank, Gatcha, waifus, customization.
Oh they play a lot of ARK. And Pokemon. The two collided of course is like cocaine for the japanese vtuber. The egg/ breeding/ black market pal trader gatcha and cute girl bosses is just the cherry on top for them
Or you know, the fact that it's a fresh take on ARK and that kind of game is streamer bait, especially clique streamers that are quite close to each other by virtue of being coworkers.
because its fun and good. There hasn't been a game like that(good and fun) in at least 5 years. A welcome change to woke slop full of political correctness and lgbt propaganda
>Palworld numbers start to die >Netlfix adaptation by studio trigger >literally every human being on the planet earth buys and plays palworld >Nintendo CEO commits seppuku the next day
I wonder what the explanation everyone will have when this game plummets to below 500k or even below 300k in a few months and it pretty much forgotten by the media , streamers and youtuber
>what will be the excuse when the game plummets in ccus but is still in the top 3 ccus on steam months after it's release?!?!
gee I don't know, maybe that people played the game for a few months and got their fill and moved on?
I guess you are right after all Ganker proved how much it hates Dazzi who was designed to be cute. They never post her ever in Palworld threads which is a shame
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its so funny seeing asian studios make a billion dollars because they just make clones of games people like instead of cinematic white-shaming simulators
It's funny how Ganker shat on early access and survival crafting slop for years but now that it beats a made up boogeyman, it's good all of a sudden.
At this point I don't give a shit. Pokemon never lets you interact with your mons which should be one of the biggest features, while palslop does so effortlessly.
Maybe what the industry needs is a good kick in the ass and show that the game can be as creatively bankrupt as it can be and the assets can be mismatched as frick, as long as there is fun to be had, it's good enough. May this shit get 1st place and never come out of early access. Everyone deserves this.
Never games allow for more interaction. But it’s very simplistic and the Pokemon only have a few key frames of animation. In SV, you can feed your Pokemon a sandwich at 5 FPS!
>WE LOVE PALNITE
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It’s weird to think of unlovable trash like Lostark and New World being in the top concurrent players listings. Did anyone actually play those games? I’ve never seen a single Lostark thread.
They're flash in the pan MMOs that do insanely well for one, maybe two months, and then drop off into obscurity once everyone has gotten to the endgame or gotten bored of the myraid bugs/exploits (in new worlds case at least)
>it will never hit 500k >it will never hit 800k >it will never hit 1 mil >it will never hit 1.5 mil >it will never hit 1.7 mil >it will never hit 2 mil (You are here)
It's fascinating that some people seem to think Pokémon own cartoon animals. I get the very obvious knock offs like the Zoroark, Gardevoir, Braixen or Cinderace etc, but lmao simple cartoon sheep = Pokémon knock-off.
no one is going to lie and say that this game earnestly has unique designs that aren't totally just aped from pokemon. The only thing is that no one gives a frick about that. Nobody even plays pokemon for the new designs anymore, they're shit.
It's fascinating that some people seem to think Pokémon own cartoon animals. I get the very obvious knock offs like the Zoroark, Gardevoir, Braixen or Cinderace etc, but lmao simple cartoon sheep = Pokémon knock-off.
People are absolutely pretending they didn't copy pokemon with that design.
Oh, whey are real. Pretty much all of them.
But the problem is that it is another zoomslop for zoom-zoom bruhs and will be forgotten in like a month, that's what happened with all other zoomslops
it's funny to throw in baldur's gate 3 in here and cope with "streamers liked it" when it is a terrible streaming game. Compared to its popularity on steam, it barely got any streaming time.
You morons are so eager to see this game fail, you forget this is normal behaviour of a new release and no game can infinitely grow.
The devs already made bank with not-pokemon.
The difference between CS and this game is that the CS will still have 800k-1 million players in a decade, while Palworld will be dead by the next year
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THIS ISNT REAL! THIS IS A DREAM I HAVE TO WAKE UP! NINTENDO PLEASE LET WAKE UP FRICKING CHUDS LET ME WAKE UP NOW! NONONONONO MAKE THE COUNT STOP! STOP THE FRICKING COUNT!
Yeah, this is still technically the early access, not even the full release. However I don't think the launch of it would catapult it any higher than this, currently it seems to be riding an incredible momentum, and it seems all the "controversies" are propelling it much farther each day. When it does launch everybody would already know about it
Wait wait what the frick I just woke up are we really getting that silver medal?? Didn’t it stop at 1,500,000 yesterday? Where the hell did 300k people come from? What the hell is happening??
>All the Palmons have unique animations and actually sync to all their attacks. >Meanwhile Pokemon just have effects spawn in front of them as they do a generic auto attack or ilde animation.
For a "Low effort cash grab" they sure put in a lot more effort than gamefreak...
eggs hatch faster based on the environmental elements they are placed next to. That's not something a 'low effort asset flip' would do.
There are so many of these little details.
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I don't care if the game dies tomorrow. The sheer fact that this absolute pile of memes and dogshit rehashed game ideas has blown the nutsack off every AAA release ever on Steam is just too good. Not even the massively hyped and free to play Counter Strike 2 stood a chance.
>Oh, whey are real. Pretty much all of them. >But the problem is that it is another zoomslop for zoom-zoom bruhs and will be forgotten in like a month, that's what happened with all other zoomslops
Tendies, Lariangays, Valvegays, Gamepassgays, Bethesdrones, the list goes on... Everyone is on suicide watch, hell even my dog is probably gonna throw his stupid ass in front of a bus now.
I told my buds yesterday that if it ever reaches CS numbers I'm buying as a joke.
I never actually expected this to happen.
I most certainly did not expect that to happen the very next day.
Guess I'll join the fomo club too Anon.
The weekend will likely be the peak unless it gets a large update.
After that the laughter will switch to people thinking it’s going to drop like a stone and coping about it retaining over 50% for over a month like BG3 did
Because after constantly watching smug nogames gays seething about video games being talked about, seeing them eat shit after doomsaying is funny as frick
I’m playing it fairly well on a 1060 3gb
25 hours, 1 crash and more than a couple of instances of bad fps caused by things like a giant cave rendering under the map in one area and a small river crossing at the start of the game that reduces my fps by like 50% for some reason
>t-this was made with AI! >Other sensible Game devs say it's highly likely not >they even did the long form version of making bootlegs & parodies >Game is now the 2nd most played game on Steam
Palworld is just Spaceballs & Nintendo Fans are Lucasfilm
He bought?
3 hours until 14:00 UTC (god's hour)
the Tuesday pump is here boys!
It's over
>he doesn't remember the pubg inverted dead cat bounce before gaining 5x as many players
Buckle up Bobo, this rollercoaster's just getting started.
its higher this time than yesterday lol. it could actually happen.
how can it begin when there is no weekend anymore
People in Asia are coming back from school and work at this moment.
>Already leveling out
Pals... were we too wienery?
The hour isn't even over yet
Oh no no we only broke the peak concurrent record for paid games and not the one for free to play titles
will it surpass cs2 today?
Numbers are 200k more than the same time yesterday, so I'd expect 1,700,000 at best.
OH NO NONO HAHAHA
WE ALREADY PASSED 1.7m
Next stop is 2m
Oh no no no
Yeah I'm thinking industry is dead
Why would Serious game devs waste time making vidya that gets review bombed, when you can just use AI to put stolen assets and cancerous crafting survival fortnite mechanics on Unreal and get THIS response and sales???
So glad I got out of this shit hobby
>when you can just use AI to put stolen assets
Lmao, are you lolcows still trying to push the AI narrative to discredit someone who BTFO your pokemans. Why not shit on gamefreak for not making something good in decades instead of trying to pull everyone else down to your level.
You're acting like they've made a better Pokemon game? They haven't. They've made a fortnite game, but as far as I can see the best most profitable turn based battle game is still Pokemon
Sorry palchuds
Most people do not consider the combat system a core part of pokémons identity
it's more of a valheim game than a fortnite game
i know your small brain sees the similar graphic aesthetic and instantly think it's a 1:1 clone but it's not so simple
Are you for real kid? The game is a raped bastard child of fornite and zelda
>fortnite mechanics
building in this game is nothing like fortnite you dumb homosexual
Oh frick off c**t. 3rd person shooter in style of fortnite with empty open world and crafting mechanics. Go back to school you stupid little frickwit, you need to be 18 to post here
not every 3rd person shooter is fortnite you double Black person, maybe you're underage because apparently you've never played a tps before fortnite
You must be mentally inept if you can't see the clear point of comparison here please lobotomise yourself because mommy won't do it for you
fortnite is a fast-paced multiplayer game and building is only used for combat
palworld is a slow-paced single-player/co-op game and building is NOT used for combat
you have never played fortnite.
why would a serious dev ever waste time hand crafting assets when he could be implementing his original idea?
Nice bait homosexual
I don't care how the game gets made just make sure it works and is fun. Not like you contrarian homosexuals care that you eat chocolate built off the backs of kids in sweat shops anyway.
>durr both bad
yet your priority only has one objective and it lies in a video game instead of real world scenarios lmao
this game is fascism, plain and simple, I warned y'all unregulated AI would lead to this, we need to unionize and demand much stricter rules to game development to stop this from ever happening again.
good bait but I really do wonder how AI ended up on "right-wing" side of the cultur war?
Does Pokemon switch even have assets? The games are unbelievably barren. Maybe they ripped some GameCube assets
The game is fun but like all open world games it begins to lose its novelty 10 or so hours in.
>AI
proofs?
>Serious devs
Like Gamefreak who uses unity asset flips and puts in the bare minimum yet rakes in millions upon millions in sales?
AI is just another buzzword for “Thing I don’t like” or “Boring thing that plays it safe”. Welcome to the new generation of media criticism.
>NOOO THEY'RE RIPPING OFF A MULTI BILLION COMPANY NOOO THIS IS AI
>GAMEFREAK INVENTED PENGUIN AND SHEEP
>WHAT THE FRICK THERE'S A SHEEP THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHEEP POKEMON RIPOFF SUE THEM SUE THEM
ninten-drones are beyond moronic
Anon why don’t you make an AI asset flip of Mario and Half Life? I’m sure it would make you billions. That’s free money.
>glad I got out of this shit hobby
as seen exclusively on Ganker
Nobody cares about about muh AI or moralities. People only care about "holy shit Pokemon with guns". Most AIgays only ever put out randomly generated slop with no thought on the game itself and churn it as fast and as many as possible like every other asset flips.
>noooo you can't make cheap games that millions of people want to play, you need to make proper AAArtistic snoozefests and then spend 100 millions on marketing to trick people into paying $80 for a game that will sit in their library, think of the poor advertisers!
They found their niche, it's a 3D game that delivers casual fun. Doesn't mean good games with a smaller niche like Pizza Tower, Noita, Sonic Mania won't stop being successful. Copying another game that has nothing to do with what you're doing has always been foolish and resulted in disaster.
*will stop
Pardon my illiteracy.
>Copying another game that has nothing to do with what you're doing has always been foolish and resulted in disaster.
Unless you make open world survival crafting slop and decide to copy Pokemon for some reason? This is a moronic take anon, if this game proves anything it’s that soulless trend chasing is 100% effective. The tens of millions of dollars this studio is hoovering up for what is literally an Early Access Open World Indie Survival Crafting title is proof positive that you CAN cash in on what’s popular.
chew you havisfaction a singleicious satisfact to snack anought of that up
video games are not a hobby anon
place your bet anons
2 mil but I think the peak is pretty soon, there actually just isnt that much content and the crafting/building/survival aspect is really thin. Games like Valheim really only grow long term (at least longer than a week) because the building tools are so good
we're getting to 1,84 today
we're getting to 2 million today I can feel it!
Frick. I really thought it was never gonna pass 800k. Im sorry Palworld… I kneel
same I thought it would be similar in popularity with valheim, but apparently the market is so much larger than I imagined
People are starving for a monster taming game to oppose pokemon
also asians love Ark
>It will pass cs go peak likely tomorrow on a weekday
Kneel
I have the game running on my computer 24/7 with the purpose of increasing the player count.
S-STOP THE COUNT! P-PLEASE
You have to be pretty cold to support something that only exists because it didn't pay artists.
>it didn't pay artists
Based
homie are you really this ratarded or is this bait i cant tell anymore
Artists can always make money from draw pal porn instead. I call this win-win.
The CEO literally hired a 20 something rejected artist to design all of the pals.
>design
I am deliriously happy to pay money to crash and burn this woke industry.
IT WAS MEANT TO BE DEAD, AAAAHHHHH
AHHHHHHH SISTERS WHY WON'T IT DIE!!!!!???????IM DILATING SO MUCH IM THINKING I SHOULD JUST END IT ALL
HELP ME MASUDA SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's going to flip pubg this weekend isn't it?
What? Weekdays begin? If so you are 100% spot on. Can't wait for the weekend tho.
what is Ganker even pitting this against? its the frontrunner by a mile for any currently popular game
Nintendo India shills etc etc not joking btw
What comes after peak?
>What comes after peak?
More shitposting.
Why HAVEN'T a AAA studio ever tackled crafting survival games? It's really weird, it's almost exclusively an indie genre. Feels like the first studio to put serious money behind this would just... make a billion dollars
STOP THE FRICKING COUNT! FBI YOU USELESS CHUDS MAKE THE FRICKING COUNT STOP!
>i didn't buy the dip
New peak incoming
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@FBI
@Nintendo
@POTUS
DO YOUR FRICKING JOB
OH NONONONONONO PALSISTERS...
the hour metric gets updated at the end of the hour 11:00 UTC metric jumped 1.3 to 1.5 when the hour ended
LET'S FRICKING GO
CS2 XISTERS I'M STARTING TO SWEAT! I NEED AN EMERGENCY HRT DOSAGE! PLEASE!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E3%83%91%E3%83%AB%E3%83%AF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%83%89
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CHUBERS ARE WAKING UP
ENEMY SPOTTED!
no way, countersissies....
I legit thought yesterday is gonna be as far as this will go this is incredible.
Let's see how far it can go today.
If the train keeps chugging through the week, the second weekend will be the peak, even if it plateaus for the next few days.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
That is impressive and it's on a fricking Tuesday, getting over 3 million this weekend is a very real possibility.
It'll never reach 2 mil, you'd have to be a brain dead moron to think it'll get that high
Holy shit, booting it up on my PC now to add to the count
WE WANT 2MIL, WE WANT 2MIL
>7pm
Chinks are still at work
How do I buy puts on Palworld?
AAAAAA 1,6 MIL REACHED
post cs number
brutally mogged
Christ. Why do the Chinese love this game so much?
What the frick....
Ah it won't overtake CS2..... Will it, bros?
I lost 17k USD in the recent market dumps, I don't care
Meanwhile I'm heavily invested in the Palworld player count and hype, been playing the game almost non-stop since its release kek
>palBlack folk think they will get to 2mill
Screencapped! My only wish is that you don't ACK when it happens, okay, troony-kun? When PalGODS achieve 2million, please remain calm and dilated.
>already past 1.7m
troonybros... not like this...
>it'll never get to 500k
>it'll never get to 800k
>it'll never get to 1000k
>it'll never get to 1500k
>it'll never get to 2000k <---- You are here
>it'll never get to 3000k
>it'll never get to 4000k
>it's going to die in 2 days
>it's going in die in 2 weeks <--- You are here
>it's going to die in 2 months
>it's going to die in 2 years
>okay but pokemon sold more
>okay but minecraft sold more
>okay but it will get outsold by the next open-world streamer fad
>1.5 million people doing menu heavy crafting grind to shoot pokemon
Can't even be a little bit mad. This shit is pretty funny.
STOP THE COUNT!
NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP HELP YOU HAVE TO SUE THEM RIGHT FRICKING NOW
@FBI
@NINTENDO
Not buying this game until it leaves early access, but I'm happy it's doing well. Thanks to everyone for beta testing!
STOP THE FRICKING COUNT
Not pirating this game until it leaves early access, but I'm happy it's doing well. Thanks to everyone for beta testing!
why the frick is 7 in the morning peak hours?
Asia and thirdworlders just got back from their sweatshops
pajeets get home from work
US is irrelevant, Americans literally only play COD
Its not that they are irrelevant, they are just busy
QRD?
nigs nogging
21:36 in Japan, the country where it's from and by extension it's most popular country.
i wish we could get regional stats for the game's playerbase
You nintendo haters are so fricking cringe
The beginning of mass triple a monster catching games is upon us. Gamefreak is currently ropemaxxing, knowing the end is upon them spending 20 years doing nothing innovative with the ip
>The beginning of mass triple a monster catching games is upon us
god I hope so
It's going to overtake Counter-Strike 2, isn't it.
It'll hit 2,000,000 next Sunday.
I hope so solely for the fact that counterstrike I feel is extremely overrated.
CS2 BROS WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON
just one more palbro left
how the frick did pubg get 3.2 million players while still being a paid game
First battle royale tps
chinks
You had to be there.
You really did have to be a gamer at the time. It was revolutionary.
nta but I was there and I still don't understand
Cod had gotten stale peaking at blops 2
Battlefield(Star wars) was a giant stinky
Halo 343 was dropping stinkies
Destiny was stale
Csgo has a saturation point because twitch shooting is not that fun.
Giving players an 8kmx8km map to fight was something way different
PUBG was getting massively popular and it peaked when it launched its 2.0 update with the desert map, the hype was incredible
2M today dip to 1.2M and we send for pubg this weeekend
1.7 MILLION GET!
>It's actually going to beat CS:GO today
I'm kneeling now. No point in fighting anymore.
I wonder how much of an impact Steamcharts shitposting has on peoples' purchasing/playtime decisions overall these days.
The game is creating it's own inertia now, it's in a feedback loop off it's own success, it's entered a FOMO state, nitendies are consneeding and buying it.
>implying the people buying it weren't tendies to begin with
who else would buy a game based only on the claim "it's like pokemon".
How about I impact your butthole with my dick.
But I poop from there.
Don't threaten me with a good time, sweaty.
It's already leaking into the normiesphere a bit, though. See reddit's failed attempt to get BG3 to 1mil.
None. People who don't give a shit about a videogame, won't buy a videogames, regardless of the amount of ads and shitposting anywhere on the internet, including Ganker.
under 2kk people are rookie fricking numbers. wanna impress me? Sell more than Minecraft did. Which might happen in a couple of years, but I probably still won't give a shit about the game itself.
I think it's more Streamers, Media, Videos, though reaching a record certainly is a motivation for people, hype exists
God i fricking love it when numbers go up
100k more and we are witnessing history
I wonder where he is now
Playing Palworld I imagine
I'm unironically rooting for slopworld despite never gonna touch it
Same because it's funny to see Ganker being completely fricked by it
Same, I pirated it and played it with my friends but I love seeing the seethe. Especially from the nintendies.
No nintendo fan is mad over palworld lol, you were baited by morons on Ganker because, guess what, you're also a fricking moron.
Go outside.
Check twitter, can't go 5 minutes without some moron writing an essay on why palworld is morally bad or doing copyrwrite infringement
now prove those twitter morons are tendies. i bet 90% of them have old tweets saying something along the lines of "it's always ethical to pirate nintendo games'.
Yes, the game looks like shit, but I have a slight hope that it will be a wake up call for the morons/jews at Gamefreak.
The only wake up call for gamefreak would be when a new pokemon game won't hit over 10 million in pre orders, which seems that it will take a while
Sad but true.
BW2 sold around 8 million copies. I hope palworld surpasses that so we can dab on unovaborts
Watching this kusoge destroy everything else is the funniest shit in the world
>everyday it's breaking a new milestone
Unironically, what the frick?
Why is watching a line graph go up so addictive bros? I literally have this on my second screen endlessly refreshing.
And even at work earlier I casually browsed my phone just to see if it went up or not.
I am at work right now
It's the same thing as watching people kick ball into goal so many times it humiliates all opponents.
start doing Ganker shit and you wont have to watch line go up for free anymore
true, realistically it will cost him
Never ever spend your time on Ganker let alone listen to them else you want to be homeless.
Big numbers can be fun
>Why is watching a line graph go up so addictive bros?
This is the base concept for addicting video games. Being a gamer is just human nature.
We mooning. Diamondhand palbros, don't close your games.
>vtumor single handedly brings this game to millions upon millions eyes of easily impressionable little kids
i kneel
I swear palworld was designed in a lab to appeal to them. It has everything that attracts vtubers. Cute critters, cool critters, the ability to do cruel shit to critters for clips, jank, Gatcha, waifus, customization.
and the japanese vtubers play a lot of Ark
Oh they play a lot of ARK. And Pokemon. The two collided of course is like cocaine for the japanese vtuber. The egg/ breeding/ black market pal trader gatcha and cute girl bosses is just the cherry on top for them
Or you know, the fact that it's a fresh take on ARK and that kind of game is streamer bait, especially clique streamers that are quite close to each other by virtue of being coworkers.
>Only 100k away from CS2
>Numbers won't peak for another hour and a half
It's already over.
*80k away
Alright guys, unironically I’m getting nervous.. why is this game so popular
streamerbait
because its fun and good. There hasn't been a game like that(good and fun) in at least 5 years. A welcome change to woke slop full of political correctness and lgbt propaganda
TWO MILLION INCOMING
It will only ever get to 2mil it I decide to play it with my brother. But my Lenovo legion stopped posting yesterday so it's unlikely.
How many did you buy? I'm currently running it on 5 accounts. We're making history, boys.
How long until Palworld gets an anime adaptation?
>Palworld numbers start to die
>Netlfix adaptation by studio trigger
>literally every human being on the planet earth buys and plays palworld
>Nintendo CEO commits seppuku the next day
I wonder what the explanation everyone will have when this game plummets to below 500k or even below 300k in a few months and it pretty much forgotten by the media , streamers and youtuber
>i'm gonna get months of enjoyment from a 26 dollar game
hey man, no need to explain shit. i got my moneys worth
>what will be the excuse when the game plummets in ccus but is still in the top 3 ccus on steam months after it's release?!?!
gee I don't know, maybe that people played the game for a few months and got their fill and moved on?
Bruh the devs are already laughing to the bank with millions of sales. Nobody cares if this game gets forgotten months from now.
All they have to do is roll out updates with low-effort meme content and it will continue printing money.
"Maybe the true Palworld were the friends we made on the way"
I already having my fun
Devs already made bank
I want more but there's no longer a real "fail state" atm
>it might actually take CS2
What the FRICK
*ahem* .....
FRICK israeliteS AND FRICK Black folk.
JANNIES SUCKLE MY TAINT.
68k…
CS2sisters… I’m getting scared…
Is it true that they don't have a single female in the team?
No? The lead artist and character designer is a 20 year old college grad and she had to apply twice to get the job.
It is also true a lot of the pals orginate from fake-mons she's been drawing for years and jerking off to.
I saw 4-5 female names in the credits, might be more but it's hard to tell.
There are some female names in the artist and animator staff, but some might not be real names, who knows.
>OMG GUYS!?!?! NO DIVERSITY?!?!?
Why would there be no women working on a cutemon game?
Men are best people at making things that appeal to other men because they understand them. That includes cute things.
But men hates anything remotely cute, Ganker said
I guess you are right after all Ganker proved how much it hates Dazzi who was designed to be cute. They never post her ever in Palworld threads which is a shame
CHILD CLOUD
EROTIC
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
;_: ;__________;
Should I HODL my Dazzi?????
Or is now the time to dump?
dump, it wont reach cs2 numbers
I'm going diamond hands for Pals.
Here's one free rare Dazzicoin for you anons.
It's always time to pump Dazzi
SELL NOW BEFORE THE DUMP COMES ANON
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>50k away
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GABEN
DO SOMETHING
STOP THE COOOOOOOUNT
AAAAAAAAAAHHH
GABENMAN SAVE ME
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
@Nintendo
@Valve
DO SOMETHING
IT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED MORE!
@NintendoAmerica
@Pokemon
@GAMEFREAK_info
@FBI
@CIA
@POTUS
@jidf
@Avengers
@Ghosbusters
@Robocop
@Terminator
@captainkirk
@darthvader
@lo-pan
@superman
@everysinglepowerranger
@gandalf the grey
@gandalf the white
@monty python's holy grail's black knight
@benito mussolini
@the blue meanie
@cowboy curtis
@jambi the genie
@bill s preston
@theodore logan
@spock
@the rock
@doc ock
@hulk hogan
We need you now! Lightning fast!
PalworldGODS would beat Mr Rodgers thobeit.
Any second Nintendo will wake up and shut this obviously illegal game down, r-right bros?
CS:GO!
I've come to bargain!
Palbros keep me updated I refreshed too hard
its so funny seeing asian studios make a billion dollars because they just make clones of games people like instead of cinematic white-shaming simulators
This is the biggest HAPPENING I've ever seen.
There's NO WAY it can beat PUBG. Right? Right?
I doubt it, but PUBG and CS are F2P.
Pubg peaked when it was still $30 tho
PUBG peaked at 60k one month after launch and only reach 3 million one year later. Palworld has a chance if they can keep growing like PUBG did.
The jump between CS2 and PUBG is waaay too big but who knows. Maybe we’ll see a meteoric rise during weekend
SHUT IT DOWN NINTENDO
FRICKING SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Artifact fanbase shall be avenged.
2 mill today at least
Palchads keep winning
How do I read these castaway journals I keep collecting? They're neither in my inventory nor my key items.
They're in the memo
>1,775,487
WARNING, JUMP-SCARE
STOP THE COUNT
I just called my mum from work and explained to here how to turn on my pc and get into steam and palworld.
I'm doing my part.
Thank you, anon. Happy blessings to you and your mother! Thank you!
Palworld will never cross 1,711,790.
Mark my words.
FOR GOD’S SAKE GABEN STOP THE COUNT
2 MILLY TODAY PALBROS
It's funny how Ganker shat on early access and survival crafting slop for years but now that it beats a made up boogeyman, it's good all of a sudden.
At this point I don't give a shit. Pokemon never lets you interact with your mons which should be one of the biggest features, while palslop does so effortlessly.
Maybe what the industry needs is a good kick in the ass and show that the game can be as creatively bankrupt as it can be and the assets can be mismatched as frick, as long as there is fun to be had, it's good enough. May this shit get 1st place and never come out of early access. Everyone deserves this.
It looks like a bad game but it’s still funny to watch this shit unfold.
Never games allow for more interaction. But it’s very simplistic and the Pokemon only have a few key frames of animation. In SV, you can feed your Pokemon a sandwich at 5 FPS!
AYO PALWORLD FINNA HIT 2 MILLY
It's already being talked about in mainstream media (not just games media) I only expect this thing to keep rising for a while.
What a shitshow
IS HABBENINGGGGGGG
BIDEN SHUT IT DOWN
BIDEN STOP, THAT'S THE PUMP BUTTON!!!
EZ 2 MILLY Ganker BTFO!!!!
>WE LOVE PALNITE
WE LOVE PALNITE
>WE LOVE PALNITE
WE LOVE PALNITE
>WE LOVE PALNITE
WE LOVE PALNITE
>WE LOVE PALNITE
WE LOVE PALNITE
>WE LOVE PALNITE
WE LOVE PALNITE
>WE LOVE PALNITE
WE LOVE PALNITE
>1,787,349
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER
TURNUPMONSTERS
ITS SLOWING DOWN
Im not at my computer but I’m going to go launch me and my bros copy idle
I’m doing my part
NOOOOOOOO STOP THE COOOOOOUNT AIEEEEEEEE NINTENDO PLEASE HELP
Tick Tock
It’s weird to think of unlovable trash like Lostark and New World being in the top concurrent players listings. Did anyone actually play those games? I’ve never seen a single Lostark thread.
They're flash in the pan MMOs that do insanely well for one, maybe two months, and then drop off into obscurity once everyone has gotten to the endgame or gotten bored of the myraid bugs/exploits (in new worlds case at least)
Goin to boot palworld now, anons.
30k LEFT
CS2SISTERS HELP ME
Someone should draw a tendie roping after it reaches 20 milly sales like that Black Panther meme.
JUST BOOTED UP PALWORLD EVEN THO MY PC CANT RUN IT
That's enough, I'm stopping the count.
NO NO NO NO MY KNIFE SKINS WILL PLUMMET IN VALUE IF PALWORLD SURPASSES CS
GABEN DO SOMETHING @FBI
I've seen enough. CS2 wins
not even gonna play it right now because i'm busy
You want to know who else is playing Palworld?
MY MOM!
Epic gamer mom moment
Same, my mom and my aunt both created steam accounts to play it.
>I now have my mom on my steam fl
>don't know if that's a good thing or not
Make sure to gift her the coffin of Andy and Leyley and you can play together!
I WILL INSEMINATE ANON'S MOM
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE IS THAT AN E-CELEB TALKING ABOUT PALWORLD A YEAR AGO??? MANUFACTURED HYPE
Can you actually do that thing with the penguins stacking on top of each other?
No. As you can see, it looks like it's a Unity game before it changed to UE5. Maybe it will eventually.
>1,799,274
>it will never hit 500k
>it will never hit 800k
>it will never hit 1 mil
>it will never hit 1.5 mil
>it will never hit 1.7 mil
>it will never hit 2 mil (You are here)
@CIA @FBI @ATF
SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING
AHHHHHHHH STOP IT
STOP IT NOW
>isn't free to play
>is on gamepass
How in the frick does this have 1.8m on Steam, that's incredible.
Does the gamepass contribute to the Steam numbers? Does that mean the true number of players could be even higher?
No, the gamepass/xbox numbers are around 300k according to the devs, might be 400 or 500k by now.
Bro Palworld has revealed how utterly irrelevant Gamepass and Xbox are. Steam is singlehandedly carrying this shit.
Gamepass accounts for like 200-250k so it's already at 2M most likely.
*Bro Palworld has revealed how utterly irrelevant westoids are.
FTFY, its mainly chinks playing rn
Gamepass is a fricking flop. People already have a billion other subscriptions they care more about.
It won't be CS2 today. It's starting to slow down
>ITS SLOWING DOW- ACK
TERRORISTS WIN!
SOMEONE HELP
>30 minutes until peak hour
How do you even defend shit like this
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A HEDGEHOG
wow
it's fricking nothing
It’s a goddamn hedgehog
nintendo owns the rights to hedgehogs
Sega's not gonna like that
pokebros, what do we do about this blatant theft?
Because who the frick cares if a company that can shit out some of the worse fricking games to date and still make millions gets plagiarized
There is no defending posting twitter screenshots, so have a nice day homosexual.
There’s a fakemon that looks exactly like the one to the left. Super generic design.
>Nintendo invented hedgehogs
…
>Nintendo invented sheeps
I rest my case
>Nintendo invented wolves
>different color scheme
>different mane size
>different claw size
>wolf shaped
>3D vs 2D
>left is just a dog
>right is purely fapbait
this proves what?
Right is also just a dog. It's the night form that is the fapbait. One of the most lewded gen 7 designs for sure.
Lamball is superior, pokemon don’t bounce around like pinballs when I murder them
It's fascinating that some people seem to think Pokémon own cartoon animals. I get the very obvious knock offs like the Zoroark, Gardevoir, Braixen or Cinderace etc, but lmao simple cartoon sheep = Pokémon knock-off.
Didn't this lady go "THERE EVEN CHARACTERS WITH SIMILAR THEMES!!" like Nintendo owns themes???
>lady
Yup
no one is going to lie and say that this game earnestly has unique designs that aren't totally just aped from pokemon. The only thing is that no one gives a frick about that. Nobody even plays pokemon for the new designs anymore, they're shit.
see
People are absolutely pretending they didn't copy pokemon with that design.
its more shitposting than anything, no one really cares that these designs were copied
literally different in almost every way, poketroony
Why did my teachers tell me not to plagiarize in school if it's an easy way to make millions of sales with no repercussions?
I'm starting up CS2
STOP IT! STOP IT!
THESE NUMBERS CAN’T BE HAPPE-
NOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN’T JUST HAVE YOUR PAL EAT M*CHOMP*
Someone should make the dino in the back the goofy ass looking Relaxaurus
Oh, whey are real. Pretty much all of them.
But the problem is that it is another zoomslop for zoom-zoom bruhs and will be forgotten in like a month, that's what happened with all other zoomslops
holy buzzwords
it's funny to throw in baldur's gate 3 in here and cope with "streamers liked it" when it is a terrible streaming game. Compared to its popularity on steam, it barely got any streaming time.
AHHHHHHH WESTOIDS HELP ME
You morons are so eager to see this game fail, you forget this is normal behaviour of a new release and no game can infinitely grow.
The devs already made bank with not-pokemon.
>6 gazillion
An I am one of them!
>1.8m
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN STARFIELD!!!!!! YOU FRICKING TRAITORS!!
Didn't Todd say that Starfield was a decade long passion project? I'd honestly quit after seeing this
>UNDER 10K
>UNDER 10K
>UNDER 10K
>UNDER 10K
>UNDER 10K
>UNDER 10K
>UNDER 10K
isnt it crazy how if nintendo had simply ported their game to PC, they could make ez billions but they are dumb fricks
OH FRICK!
Less than 10k to go!
IT'S- IT'S NOT
IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
>JUST 10K AWAY
COUNTERSISSIES??????????? WHAT IS OUR COUNTERATTACK???????????????
Make a post about de_dust's hidden details that you might have missed.
>1,809,781
TOP 2 is all but assured at this point
Total Tendie Death!
>he thinks Japs kowtowing to foreign interests makes them chads
>Next one after CS is PUBG wth 3m
Yeah I think Palworld won't clear it
well, not today at least
IT DID IT.
IT PASSED ITS OVER LMAO
PALWORLD WINS
IT FRICKING WON
If I remember correctly, Valve will give dev full profit if the game sold more than 1 million or something?
>The current population of India is 1,435,983,120
STOP THE FRICKING COOOOUNT
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
I WAS HERE
1 minute away from refreshing
I'm scared bros
Can Palworld do it
The difference between CS and this game is that the CS will still have 800k-1 million players in a decade, while Palworld will be dead by the next year
oh we've moved past "it'll be dead in 2 months" already I see
It's not about winning long term, it's about sending a message.
What's that?
Palworld will be free-to-play in a decade? Sounds good.
Difference is that Ripoff World isn't a microtransaction skinnerbox like CS.
>single player game for non-3rd worlders
>people buy the game, play it and move on
HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE HELLO YT AND REDDIT I WAS HERE
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
>BREAKING: PALWORLD HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CS2 ATH!
Stonks bros, we're so back!
THIS ISNT REAL! THIS IS A DREAM I HAVE TO WAKE UP! NINTENDO PLEASE LET WAKE UP FRICKING CHUDS LET ME WAKE UP NOW! NONONONONO MAKE THE COUNT STOP! STOP THE FRICKING COUNT!
imagine if the developers actually continue to update this game and it becomes the biggest game to ever exist
Yeah, this is still technically the early access, not even the full release. However I don't think the launch of it would catapult it any higher than this, currently it seems to be riding an incredible momentum, and it seems all the "controversies" are propelling it much farther each day. When it does launch everybody would already know about it
It's Joever
>1,820,690 In-Game
>1,820,690 In-Game
>1,820,690 In-Game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Videogames are dead tbh
I will just find another hobby.
We fricking won.
ENTER
Who won?
Who lost?
ITS FRICKING OVER
Wait wait what the frick I just woke up are we really getting that silver medal?? Didn’t it stop at 1,500,000 yesterday? Where the hell did 300k people come from? What the hell is happening??
All me
New pals every day
There are like 5 billion people in China.
it's over
It's over.
>All the Palmons have unique animations and actually sync to all their attacks.
>Meanwhile Pokemon just have effects spawn in front of them as they do a generic auto attack or ilde animation.
For a "Low effort cash grab" they sure put in a lot more effort than gamefreak...
eggs hatch faster based on the environmental elements they are placed next to. That's not something a 'low effort asset flip' would do.
There are so many of these little details.
WE DID IT REDDIT
CS IS DETHRONED
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
I WAS HERE
>I WAS HERE
IT KILLED CS2
NIHON SUPREMACY
owari da
without gamepass numbers
>without gamepass numbers
without gamepass numbers
>without gamepass numbers
without gamepass numbers
>without gamepass numbers
without gamepass numbers
>without gamepass numbers
ARTIFACT BROS.....FINALLY, VALVE GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED
>VALVE GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED
>by getting a sale cut from one of the biggest games of 2024 that just so happens to be on Steam
Artisissies...
It is over. Uninstalling Counter-Strike in shame.
IT'S FRICKING OVER COUNTERSISTERS
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE ME GABEENNNNNNN
So... what now?
Now we can finally play the game
CSSISTERS WHAT DO WE DO!?!?
BIDEN YOU INCOMPETENT SACK OF DUST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
That number 1 spot lookin real pretty right now pals
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
GABESISTERS WE LOST TODAY
PUBGtards, we're coming for you.
PUBG BROS WE'RE SAFE, RIGHT?!
PUBGbros, surely this trash will run out of steam soon right? There's no way this low effort shlock will threaten the king.
I don't care if the game dies tomorrow. The sheer fact that this absolute pile of memes and dogshit rehashed game ideas has blown the nutsack off every AAA release ever on Steam is just too good. Not even the massively hyped and free to play Counter Strike 2 stood a chance.
>Oh, whey are real. Pretty much all of them.
>But the problem is that it is another zoomslop for zoom-zoom bruhs and will be forgotten in like a month, that's what happened with all other zoomslops
Saved
PARTY TIME PALBROS!
KILL PUBG asiaticS KILL PUBG asiaticS KILL PUBG asiaticS
Palworld is now officially a better shooting game than CS
>the game will actually sell seven million units by the time i wake up
Today is the day when Palworld won
Now I can play the game.
Any new hobby recommendations Ganker?
Woodworking is the ultimate man's hobby. Just sit in the garage for hours sitting on a stool working on wood.
Video games are pretty good.
I'm assblasted that it's unlikely we'll get a dead space 2 remake due to one remake falling under EA's sales expectations
getting into law school
This
, there’s this new one called palworld you should try it out
I recommend chart watching. It's a fun past time activity.
It's amazing how many people actually think shitcoins have lasting power. I wish bitcoin didn't ruin it, I made a lot from these morons.
instruments, programming, perhaps something you could do outdoors
I recommend mathematics.
>Dawn simulator
Sex 2
M-MASAKA
IT'S STILL GOING
How long until first place palbros?
STOP!!!!
He's already dead!
HAHAHAHSFA
Tendies on suicide watch
>Counterstrike is a Nintendo game
???
Tendies, Lariangays, Valvegays, Gamepassgays, Bethesdrones, the list goes on... Everyone is on suicide watch, hell even my dog is probably gonna throw his stupid ass in front of a bus now.
Lariangays are laughing now, because the tencent schizo moved on to palworld threads and is getting raped every day without mercy
CS2sissies… I need a big strong Palchad to take me… what’s this feeling…
D-DON'T TELL ME BROS
IS IT GOING TO BE 2 MILLION TODAY?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Probably not. But it will tomorrow
It's a Pally Pal World.
Gaming won today.
F-Fadbros...
Shouldn't it be going down by now..?
Zoom out.
look at the dates
It will never go down again
We’re looking at an actual palworld irl scenario
two more week, sister
Hater bros how we coping?
Welp it's peaking. 1.845-ish by the time it dips
2 Million tomorrow lads
Going to buy and play the game just around peak hours to contribute
>welp it's peaking
>it already passed 1.85
Your mistake was thinking Palworld could be contained
>NOT STOPPING
NOT STOPPING
that's it i'm selling all my knives and uninstalling
I bought
Nice.
Good move, pal.
dump it
Shall we convene for whiskey and cigars, my old pal?
Keep buying.
the trade takes t+7 to settle
I told my buds yesterday that if it ever reaches CS numbers I'm buying as a joke.
I never actually expected this to happen.
I most certainly did not expect that to happen the very next day.
Guess I'll join the fomo club too Anon.
>he bought
Welcome to the club, Pal
here's your complimentary brat
Nice choice, pal
2 milly bros... it was meant to be our day... ACK!
The weekend will likely be the peak unless it gets a large update.
After that the laughter will switch to people thinking it’s going to drop like a stone and coping about it retaining over 50% for over a month like BG3 did
It will never hit 2 million
Because it will hit 3 million
don't say the word 'never' that easily
No, now it ends
why number big fun
cuz snoys and tendies seethe
Because after constantly watching smug nogames gays seething about video games being talked about, seeing them eat shit after doomsaying is funny as frick
/thread
Broly Culo edits of Valve getting mogged by Pal world when?
No one will be talking about this game in November.
unless it gets a big update, its still in EA
Just like Pokémon then
I'm thinking 2500k today
how good of a computer do you need to run this game? I want to play it but don't want my computer to explode
saw someone get 60fps on a 750ti
it's didn't look very good, but it ran fine at 900p
1070 4770k runs ok
Im running it maxed out on 1660s and 16 gb ram.
You can get 50fps on the Rog Ally at low-medium settings (and Palworld "low" > pokemon "ultra"). Double that if you enable fakeframes.
Not the most demanding but also far from the best
I’m playing it fairly well on a 1060 3gb
25 hours, 1 crash and more than a couple of instances of bad fps caused by things like a giant cave rendering under the map in one area and a small river crossing at the start of the game that reduces my fps by like 50% for some reason
16 GB RAM RTX 3060 laptop and I'm running everything on High, but offline play, can't speak for online.
This game is ass man are people really playing this just clap back at israelitetendo?
>Steam
>PC game
>Multiplayer
Doesn't get more casual and reddit than that.
How the FRICK is this game so successful?
Someone post the musket reload animation.
It's so fricking smooth
Bless that one guns autist
Sovl. Drop-out-kun really knows his stuff.
Frick Nintendo and frick game freak they have not made any good Pokémon games in years
WHATS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD??
Seeing big numbers gongo up
seeing numbers go high makes me feel good
Palworld peak = 2x BG3 + 1x Starfailed peak
Let that sink in
It was the sperg character designer girl that got death threats from tendies.
>t-this was made with AI!
>Other sensible Game devs say it's highly likely not
>they even did the long form version of making bootlegs & parodies
>Game is now the 2nd most played game on Steam
Palworld is just Spaceballs & Nintendo Fans are Lucasfilm
Although AA from DLSS does not appear to be working
yummy yummy tummy tummy
>yummy yummy tummy tummy
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I just want to know before I FOMO into this totally organic hypetrain. Can you use
>muskets?
>rifles?
>crossbows?
Yep.
>muskets?
see
All other, Yes
Cool. Not really a fan of shooters but crossbows and bolt-action rifles are always kino
>musket
>bolt action
everyone laugh
As in viability? It doesn't matter. Your pals do most of the work.
Yes. Bow and Crossbow is early game, Musket and Handgun is mid-game, and the Lever Action and Automatic Rifles are late game in the tech tree.
Counter Gaben 2. what is our r-response????
>5800x3D + 32 GB RAM + RTX 2060 Super
Ultra details around 90 FPS @ 1080p
>makes Nintendo gays seethe
>makes Pokémon gays mald
It's not very often we get a game of the year contender in the very first month of the new year.
Why the hell is it still rising STOP THE COUNT
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN! PLEASE STOP THE VOTING!
Ok vros we are done for today, but tomorrow we will cross that 2mi mark.
It was a good thread palbros, see you in one of the 5 other threads
Yup that's actually it for today. Numbers are slowing to a crawl. Thanks for the thread all.
2 Million tomorrow.
>managed to do 50k more than Counterstrike 2 on its 3rd day of release
Not even mad, that's fricking impressive