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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does the song go again?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eidle eidleee
    eidle eidleee
    OP is a homosexual that should hang from a tree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's an earworm that has haunted me at the most unoppourtune times

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USE THE LEASH TO BRING YOUR CREATURE TO ME

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOH WE'VE GOT THIS NOTION

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sheep have many uses, and it is a long journey...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That we’d like to sail the ocean

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would pay 60$ for this on steam. beyond comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or you could just download it for free from archive.org

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't those PC games on archive need CD keys?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if it's an image of the retail cds, then yes. can't zoomies even google cd-keys these days?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no one is going to come and arrest you for using a googled cd key to a 20 year old lionhead game anon. it doesn't even check for online iirc

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >interractial porn category name game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i git gud at this game? i can handle the creature but the rts portion always eluded me. i've heard you're not meant to micromanage the villagers much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're thinking of Black and White 2, 1 doesn't have an RTS element and the game is all about just spamming villager birthrates because the more followers you have the farther your influence spreads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >spamming villager birthrates
        Well yeah but you can't just assign them to make babies if there are no houses, they won't frick. And also they will empty the granary instantly without enough grain fields.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Precarious balance. It's by no means a perfect game. The future room was never implemented.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The main problem is that all your villager spawn young, and then you expand and as they procreate, and another generation is created, you eventually run out of building space at which point you're stuck with an aging population and no more babies. Eventually the majority of villagers is lost that way unless an equilibrium is achieved by sacrificing villagers or moving them to new settlements.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >moving them to new settlements
              how are you meant to do this? when i just build houses and "assign" them to them they don't seem to behave correctly, the new village never expands organically

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how are you meant to do this?
                That's just for the long term equilibrium. I used to play the multiplayer map as a kid, but wanted to have a neat village. I'd have a lot of villagers, but not so many buildings, and then like 80% died off. That one generation was too aged to meet the replacement requirement. The game's an interesting simulation in that way.

                For new villages just keep adding women. A few reproductors should inseminate them all, but will give up if there are no houses to fill or if they're all pregnant.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone hook me up with b&w 2 torrent? Myabandonware is way too slow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GER AWAY FROM ME YOU BIG MONSTER

      archive

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my fav gaming memories. What a fricking game.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play Black & White
    >stupid fricking pet doesn't do something right
    >beat the everloving shit out of it
    >it gets all bruised and crying
    >feel bad
    >but not so bad i want to keep playing peter molyneux's shitty game

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the guy that founded deepmind worked at lionhead and hired a bunch of people from game dev
    including the guy that did the ai for the creature in black and white
    really freaks me out how a dumb monkey I couldn't get to stop shitting on villagers and killing them was part of the journey to alphago/alphastar/etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like all those fancy AIs have a standard to compare to. They just throw processing power at a bunch of algorithms, and the technology happens to be fast enough to produce a satisfying result.
      The thing is though, you won't know just how stupidly inefficient what they're doing is until Go or Chess become solved games.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought this game was shitty.
    Then I played it as an adult.
    And I realized that its still shitty.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this even retro?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, moron. Read the sticky
      >Retro gaming means platforms launched in 2001 and earlier, and official game titles for those platforms released no later than December 2007
      Pic related is "retro" on this board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a stupid definition. I hope someone got fired over that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a stupid definition, but it doesn't fit the moronic demographic that frequents this board. Half the threads are some half-assed attempt at reliving the nostalgia of some shitty item from the "retro era", or talking about emulators, hardware, ecelebs, emulator settings. It gets even worse when some homosexuals make an ebay thread to talk about collector bullshit like it has anything to do with actual gameplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God forbid we don't have another gaycube thread

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the feeling of pride i got from raising a functional tiger that was jacked, helped out villages economies and knew spells... after my first 2 creatures were absolute shit eating morons

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